* FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1920. - i "THF, DAILY BRITISH WHIG.- -- rT ---------- re S00 Storm Sash Don't wait until 'January, give us your measurements now. = i i= - 1111111 TT i IN THE FOOTBALL CLASS . She: "How did the lion get his title of king of beasts?" He: "Doubtiess by might and i i Strange, ® "There's one thing I can't under stand about these spirit communice- tions," reumrked Mr. Brown as he | = finished reading the account of a Phone 1042, Sordi Victoria Street : = ldighly successful seance. EE "What's that, John, dear?" seked | B & = = £ 5 co" ® " eo © RAHA AA his wife, . "Why, you never hear of a departed ! | | soul having gone any other place ex- cl Hed = cept straight to heaven." Lier : EE ------ * PROVED Choice Seasonable Fruits. ~~ * Only One Obstacle. YGreat Musician, Jones!" "News to me. Fancy Chocolates and Fre sh Home-made Candy. Her Buitor--You surprise me! I did "Well, he piays on everybody's eon We sell Masoud's Pure Ice Cream. not think you would interpose any ob- fidence, harps on a subject til} you . | Jection to my marriage to your daugh- get mad, and toots his own horn on ter, Why, I thought you liked me! every occasion." Ul LAND Her Father--1 do, my boy. But FR 1 , there is oue thing insuperable In the | way. ALLAN MASO UD, PROP. "What in the world--" 848 Princess Street. : : 3 : Phone 903 "My daughter doesn't like you "-- who te A -------- -- Stray Stories. nn tng -------------- He Has Our Sympathy. "Bo Helen Strongmind is to be mar- The Time : ried to Mr. Wurm? | YN "Net exactly, Helen says he is to . & ol To Buy Victory Bonds be Wacried to her. : SOOTHING HER FRIGHT eo "Oh, yes, bf course. Rhe's asked | Mother: How will you get out of is when 'they can be obtained at an unusually you to be her bridesmaid, hasn't | yt een airy Cl at of low prige;-- This is the case today. Victory she? the destn of you! ' Bods' ¢an be bought on a more attractive "No, she asked me to be her 'best Johnny: Oh, pshaw! Pll let you basis than ever before. woman.' see me fall out and land en my i : re --emeietng = ) hands for a nickel, mal Following are present prices, -- : Ma 8 Pp Pp Absurdities in Attire, That's 'Different. Pri : Yield + 1st December 1922 res... b. "IT must say," remarked the derisive Sa bianns.. : N 923 £ , | persen, "that a man looks ludicrous ia |. Patience You know that fellow 1st Noyember 1 70 a { Chiro? 1st December 1927 009; | the clothes his wife goes out and buys Patrice--~You mean the mind : 7 for him." : reader? 1st November 1933 ' or | "Maybe," replied Mr. Growcher, ager lst December 1937. . ..... 017 { "But mot any more fudicrous in my They say he's wonderful 1st November 1924 . | S » y 58) . 6.26% opinion, than his wife does in the So I've heard. 1st November 1934 sarees. 26% clothes she gaes out and buys for her- | They tell me you ean hide any Accrued interest to date of delivery must be self." object in any out of the way place added to the above prices. and he'l-find it." I pi i That's Different. Yes, but I understand he was out la Write or call for Particulers, Redd--Thought you told me that |on the links yesterday and he lost i | # | was a ten-horsepdwer automobile of [an even half dozen golf balls. a S. Roughton | yours? Reasonable Deduction. #1 Angrove's Repairs 3 "Why not?" BSS . Diane . cently been found that the human ! Because, I noticed It took enly one body contains sulphur.' | horse to pull it back home today!" og ' t Sulphur!" exclaimed the girl in| El or | the blue and white blazer. "And how | YI D 6.25 7° do repair werk right and suarantee satisfaction. L197 WELLINGTON STRERY - Brock St : . Kingston, Ont | Greene--So 1 ata. The doctor was giving an informal | : : : wie), 1 ft I he Re Pools. | B 1934 Vi RY B t " po . Nh » pl ¥); 1 can't believe "Also," he remarked, "it has re- J da Baby Carneiins, Maeklses we | | Misunderstanding. much sulphur is there, then, in a | | "Poor old Smyth got into trouble | girs posi | You will reap a nice profit a little later and Te With his wife by a memorandum she [~ «0h the amount varies," said the | i ar wher found In his pocket from the mechanic doctor, smiling, acoording. a the | assure yourself of the above yield for a long IrEWO00 » , | ; who repaired his machine at the of- | girl. | period of time if you wish." | fice," "Oh!" remarked the girl, "that's | Large quantity of sound | "How ceuld she resent that?" why some of us make better matghes | Railway Ties for sale cheap. { "The memorandum was for supply [than others," . | B d R All tents reduced to clear. . . . ing his typewriter with a new dug." | ng y ; It 18 approaching time to con- | ees You and I cannot be blamed if we | i 0 ar ? erson 0. We deed the room. st um t : hoo ro he "The Home of Good Investments." L Cohen & Co. . . : y ng abo s fairness, | h sider winter storage of Batteries. | n ; . I hold to the belief that it is far | 237 BAGOT STREET. PHONE 1728. 275 Ontario St. Phone 837. . better to know your own business | : : Do you not require your Battery than that of your neighbor, properly and scientifically cared | - ) : for during the winter months, in | Z 4 } ATHER . % . order that it may cbme out in Al 2% |B os . . an, oR - condition in the Spring? We have : < ; hd ilitv for doi be Cc 0 yo 0h0 Sons | * "Did yeu throw a y eee at v every facility for doing this. Come | the bricer : Id "Ne. Didn't have a pair that | "in and we will tell yo ql about it. | foie | could" ators 10 threw ov E. | : 1 29 Br o ck Sir e et 1 Something Lacking. I've pencils, pens and paper white, . c Raft nn ht | BE iets dissolved KNGSTORAVIOSuiesco. | =F = > . Improved by Travel. y leased in the | tn "When Tras ta town a tu | JU 15 Breen wd TER BEFORE COLD WEA THER COMES. IT WILL Telephone 600: | iprared the price: of a hed or let! RRA . and 'inuge Ju a FREEZE, IF NOT FULLY "CHARGED. EXPE RT _ tuce." way me : "Weuldn't that woman give you ny B direct your dinner for sawin' up a pile of Limited cation be deri fen teres" | Rog feet afimatioy HAVE YOUR STORAGE BATTERY LOOKED AF- lunch at a restaurant, I was surprised ¢ contact with the ---------------- cine swallowed [ asked Meandering Mike. | went to be derived from travel" 9 --_-- led with CORNER BROCK and MONTREAL STS. to see how a little bit of travel had y bronchial tubes The Brain and_the Stomach. 4 py Jug it MAN IN CHARGE OF BATTERY DEPARTMENT. "Yes," answered Plodding Pete, ------ | | "But T called the deal off. As sobm | as I looked at the weodpile I lost my : St Ihiont, but give appetite." to these suffering I RE from bronchitis, Heroic Measures. { asthma, night Wife--TI'd ten times sooner stay at cough, etc. All dealers ov Peps | home than go on a visit te the Co., Torente. Tu | Borems. i or $1.25. ! Hub--Then why are you going? | | @B% boz, § for § Wife--It's the only way. If I don't FreR LLIN they will visit us. i _------ fw yas - Send this adver His Only Protection, "I told Brown your cure for snoring, t ® fl . but he refused to try it* nc Teron? aud | Now is the time to purchase that car for next year, for many a package. lll good reasons, which we can not only explain, but are in a position to Co ! : "Me says if he were to cure himself | The Ford Coupe is one of the most useful [|ff! is wits would make him go\fo chureh | il guarantee. = gn: : cars built. Its convenience is readily ap- wi he op Ss : For example; we guarantee the price of every new car that is parent--a roomy, yet compact body, super- lif! its Class. . In ll delivered or even ordered, against anv decrease in price as far as : 22: sae : {| "Fe was about te fold her to his a i 1 19 | d : d f h - 1or riding qualities, comfort in all weather. [ili manly Drea when deg Tor oS FP I July. 1921, and in the event of a decrease we furt er guarantee to re Among its special didtinction the Coupe [[lf =" ¥. a li fund the difference between the present and new Price Further, we have the best value in the used car line that has a : % aT "That is what you might can .] has a distinctive appearance that makes it folding slip." . : ; . an outstanding car. You may purchase ~ ever been offered in this city. Cars were never so reasonable as they one on a monthly payment basis and enjoy Preldy Pa, a oe writes about fll are at the present moment.. And you will find that the prices have it while you are paying for it. directors "watering stock." What does lll become settled already, and that the purchaser of a real good reliable | it mean? : 'Pu--The directors' water the stock : fll car this gall will be ahead i the Spring of the year aves) E he fakes : Service : To outk the Investors, sonny~Bughty, | fi fll into consideration the fact that the car must be wintered. et us have Ford Sales and : 34-38 Princess St Po mnie TR lll a talk with you on the matter and think it over. We have the value Phone 1609. Fehowsiip Dinners. Pi Wah [illl and it is the best in the city. / Mabel was a new woman. She said to Myrtle one afternoon. "We'll make a night of it. Come i : ° ° to tire Ratz with me and we'll have CHE ue 7 ar es 11 11 e | a fellowship dinner." 1H | 9 a a "A fellowship dinner? What's i = 1 b that?" said Myrtle. Phone 567. pager. "Why," said Mabel, "you pay for n pe---------------------- " ' rns \ mine and I pay for. yougs." 3 - - es -