=F TERR IOV TI 3 Fre Are A Hop ve STD Se Ort carP le er "BobHampton of Placer" - "The Marriage of William Ashe" -- Doug Breaks His - Hand -- Connecticut Yan- keeinKingArthur'sCourt --"The Blizzard" OB HAMPTON, of spectacular adapta rish fitle The same 1 Mont frontier life ifter the Ci ina fmme when the iprising ta the country iramatic l f "Bob Hampton quiet mysterious character of frontier 'who finally of his community when he ge sage through to General Custer dur the historical "Last Stand Sioux, is sald to offer one of the es ever portrayed becomes against the most striking screen vehic Janes K Wesley Barry as the part- ner to the hero of the story, Marjorie Daw as "The Kid," Noah Beery, "Freckles" Bonner ahd Tom Gallery the principle players in this picture; In reproducing * ight" and other spectacular effects the en tire company was taken Glacier Park, Montana, and Fort Huachuca, Arizona, are >uster's Last to May Allison As the Impulsive daughter of British i nl i. THE MAN ON WATCH Portsmouth has & real jackass, bu the village philosopher remarks that Kingston has"a namber of the kind the Englishman calls "silly aws." Barriefield has taken to quoits, As this is an old mags pastime, Barrie field must feel that youthful are beyond it. s Sydenham 'has a4 Brewery street, but only a milk condensory How ever, beer must have been brewed in Sydenham once upon a time. and dear knows there may be a "still" in the village A judge declared 'to a St. Cathar ines jury that its finding was all wrong. No doubt the jury took the view that the learned judge was all wrong too, but then there are twelve Jurymen to one judge The pipe elle go by the U. 8 and the day the cigar and the cigar 1925, says the W.C.T.U. of And the vote of the women non-smokers can win the Automobilists 'should not expect farmers to hitch up old Dobbins and pull them out of the mud for noth- ing, when they get into a mess on the rural highways. The garage man charges high for the same pull Who says Portsmouth is not grow- ing? The penitenMary never was so tull as it is now. Colonel Mulloy has become quite a bawler. He bowled out a money by law at Iroquois that did not taste 500d to him, The Lampman would like to know if the members of the Kingston Gen- eral Hospital board of governors are capable of sitting in judgment upon the length and height of dress the nnrses should wear at graduation The dec"sion might be left to the clergymen members of the board. THE TOWN WATCHMAN -- mm Fr A Study of Old Age Is always interesting and reveals the fact that the blood is usually thin and lacking in: the strengthening properties of young folks blood. If You want to fill your blood with the fire of youth, build up vour strength, restore your nerves, just use Dr. Hamilton's Pills, This wonderful medicine is 4 grand system regula- tor. Keeps the bowels in good con- dition, keeps the body gree of waste and impurities. For young and old the use of Dr. Haniilton's Pills is recommended. 25¢. at all dealers or The Catarrhozone Co., Montreal. { wood in the part. of "Bob, Pat | O'Malley, Dwight Crittenden, Prisc lila | among | | said Do games | Crr22r223-- ALIS) Lr? Pe Brrr' CCT 7 ~ left star s sta'd meta and bri! May Aili has eding and nvent Arpal hand in also not bone this fall, the athlet ed and he doctor says wi pictures for five nes r rat or fom ant s ety eo I ng wrench strained his ern beauty neck, a keep hir t of weeks, a 1¢ surpas § her pre power of me A Connecticut Yankee Yankee in King Mark Twain's masterpiece of humoro been bl, who has "A nd married Wil v for Home Affairs Connect Arthur's Court knowledged Vl satire, has Wn only translated one ain cpnveyed (n words 1 thril ng in in cre to s members of sacrificing jot of hen society orm every ing moment g h-provok and all the'r King f ated by the geni More than this 8 riotous thrown against a grande elaborate as to pr ever) cident ithor jollity is background of me dieva r and barbaric pomp so esent one of the most impressive spectacies ever presented on the screen Mark Twain, who proj ern back half a dozen eceén- more, to show in his master y! JIS novel, . A " B good o!d times that ected a mod- Yankee uries, aimed piece that the far from good | best of a mes | Doug Has A Mishap | that a bunch of "Good morning tt playmate," | of the Round T i 1s he held up | candle to one his b Doug. | ageous Yankee r 3 5 vhen he tried to| combat or in chi dow as one of the | ire play "The | Nothing could be funnier than the ad- ng I am," sald { ventures the young Yankeg encounters t the mis- {and his sudden introduction of fliv :ing the third motorcycles, telephones, dynamit Humphrey from which | aken. the present is the which to live, and famous Knights le couldn't hold a resourceful, cour today In physical alry, live, tion of rough S in his newest pict " "I was just Fairba , When asked hap. In addition to abo rs, brea EE A A A AAALAC Al rr AeA tt AA, | pers have caught their supply of Most of | muskrats and disposed of them at price. = Miss Selena Easter week the At Lake Opinicon. April gathered in their ja fa port a fairly good | Kerrni spent the wing | guest of Miss Mabel Darling Mr. this vicinity. land Mrs. R. Wright and children again af- have gone to Ottawa to visit the lat- Miss B. Yule [ter's Miss M. Darling spent holidags at her |Sunday at W Kerrnish's. Mrs. A Tha local tran-|Cameron, a former resident of this Lake Opinicon 16 farmers have good buckets and 1 of I'he machi is heard in The has re ter sap run sap buzz of opened caster holidays home, Easter n Gananoque spent I a tt et Pt A A ere Ar A ei Cvoora --2 A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION Kathryn: From the time | was born my father has given me a pear! on each birthday. Kittye--You ought to have them made up into a dog collar. The extremely long strings of pearls aren't worn much now. THEY WILL Shark: Some poor sucker will bite! *. SPOTLESS Police Captain: Have you cleaned up the precinct yet? Detective: Cap'n, I've scoured it from end to end. "What's the matter, my boy?" "Boohoo! Mr. Skinner was to pay me fifteen cents an hour fer cleaning off the snow and now he's went and charged me twentv cents fer de use of his shovell" WAS ONLY A FIRST-NIGHTER "He must be an astronomer--he's collecting photographs of the stars." "Moving; not fixed, stars, my dear." » were | Mark Twain teaches while he tickles. | | | CR ree Pr ro ZIT eo ZR HCP eCTIrOon Farnese | cowboy methods, x-shooters, up-to- {date plumbing and sundry other fac- | tors to confound his medieval enemies ress and Yankee ingenuity. Mae Busch Mae Busch | place, is visiting her brother, A Teepell. he allY | Book of Doomsday. Domesday Book, or Book, Jers about the year 1086. It consi \ and vindicate twentieth century prog- | | Melbourne Symphony orchestra. | mother was an opera singer. At {age of eight she was shipped to Amer- | ica addressed to St. Elizabeth's Con- » | vent in Madison, N. J., to be educated {Her fifft appearance 'was jn When she left there at the age of | Devil's Pass Key," in which she was a was born in Australia. | sixteen it was to become leading lady +i Her father was the director of the! with Eddie Foy, in "Over the River." # ot two volumes, a large folio guarto, and gives the name of gve | proprietor of land and®the ex t his possessions. All of Englaffd, - Doomsday | cept Northumberland, Durham, pat Is the ancient record of the |of Cumberland and part of West- survey of most of the lands of Eng- | moreland, was included land made by order of William the | vey. The | Conqueror under special commission- | erly kept in the Domesday Book was fory in the chapter house of | Westminster, but is now in tha wie] POOR HEN Duck: What a small family you Hen: | can't help it. large family! IC dy M14 ts L HANG THE LUCK Mr. Putterkin: What you stand- ing around here for? Get out ang sce if you can find that ball. | didn't see where it went. 'Caddy: . Beg pardon, sir, but that was a mushroom you lofted. ITS SPECIAL FUNCTION Bobbie: What's that silly little lace cape for, huh? Ethel: That's a boudoir cap, stupid. It takes the place of hair in We morning. : have Mrs. Hem At the presert orice of egds | can't afford a i . SHE'S RIGHT Big Sister: Why do you always persist in coming in the parior when Haroid calls? Lil Sister: "Cause | don't like this underhanded stuff, . USUAL RESULT - "His mother used to call him her pet lamb." "Now his old man says he's the black sheep." sur- a RAT SATURDAY, APRIL 9, 1021, | Ee Ee = Be rd Lr? 720 re Ar SlEr22TrRf rw Ae Ay pe al Hr prR ASS" \ In "Foolish Wives," she has another Vamp part that of the Russian Princess Ve Elsie Ferguson ed and Profane Love," In Isie Ferguson plays the stellar is based on Arnold Bennett's "The Book of Carlotta." Miss uson will be seen as Carlotta Peel. )n her twenfy- frst birthda#y Carlotta to hear Diaz, the great pianist piay, and afterwards meets the iusivian and accepts his invitation to accompany him to his hotel apartment | where he promises to play for her alone. The girl falls under the spell of Diaz and music and does not irn home until next morning, when finds that her aunt has died during he night. Carlotta becomes a famous author 5 courted by Frank Ispenlove, se pursuit of her to the Riviera makes it appear that they left Eng- iand together, a fact which results in hie suicide of Ispenlove"s wife. Ispen- a weak man, blames Carlotta {and shots himself in her bed room. | The profound injustice of this drives Carlotta to years of wandering. Final- Paris she meets with Diaz, her now a hopeless absinthe fiend saves him and finally he | becomes 1e great musician he was when they first met, Jimmy Aubrey Jimmy Aubrey, comedy star emerged from the filming of his latest two-reel laughmaker, "The Blizzard," with a bad case of pneumonia. All the scenes of the entire production were shot in the snow and "Jimmy' spent most of { his time in a nightie and bare feet. He sneezed merrily through it all to film the screamingly funny situation of a chap who awakens to find the blizzard in his room as well as out- side. He is now well on the road to re- covery and js preparing to begin work iis current comedy. | | | I goes alone his ly in first love ty foot pier she was! injured that she was laid months and almost She vowed she never met so severely up for eighteen crippled for life. | would do comedies { Erich Von 'Stroheim.and he recognized her dramatic ability and promised to write parts for her in his productions. | "The again, She | vamp. and carried off a large share of | the honors. A A AAA A eA eA AA AA a A na A farmer was showing a frienc over the farm "How many sheeg do you think are in that flock?' he asked. "The visitor considered a min ute and then replied, 'About 500.' { The farmer was astonished "Abso {lutely correct," he declared, . 'How did you do it?" "Well, 1 just count | ed the legs divided by four,' | the guest explained. a [tie record oflice, Taxes were levied rv | by this book until 1522, of | accurate survey was published at na- tional cost in 1783, in. two folic {volumes Two supplementary vol- umes were published in 1816. when a mere 1 You nave a slim suon:r: if | you depend to any great extent upoi luck. n- VETY and 5 he "FA rm Nv MARSHALL + > £3 MYTHOLOGY EXPLAINED Mr. Talitimber: The book says that's a picture of Circe, the woman wile changed a lot o' men into hogs. Wonder why she done that. His Wife: | reckon pork was bringin' a good price and she couldn't afford to have a lot of good for nothin' men hangin' round. Y' GOTTER TAKE 'EM "You may teg all you want. | won't kiss you. Dozens have begged for them, with the same result." "Then you've never been kissed?" "1 didn't say that." NIGHT WORK | Mrs. Pester: Do take your handy out of your pockets. You never se me doing that. Pester: | know | don't cause yo always wait titi Im asleep before / you stick your hands in these pole «te SPEED KINGS Snail: I'd like to run a race with " that minute hand. a ia ia.