§ ---- PPDAY, JANUARY 28, 1022, Em THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG. EC NR SU "THE_JUNIOR BRITISH WHIG BIGGEST LITTLE PAPER IN THE WORLD Deacon Hardtop, HUMOR PLAY WORK SCHOOL STUDY 3 SPORTS | IN AL STUBBS TELLS AN ALASKAN ADVENTURE STORY "Some of these story-writin' fellers have some pretty exciting times get- ting the dope for their stories, 1 guess," began Al Stubbs, recorder of happenings of the Pirate Six. "I got a letter here from my oldest cousin up in Philadelphia, and he tells me about meeting Rex Beacn, who writes the stories about Alaska. Should I read i?" Like one the other flve members of the Pirate Six, grouped comfortably about the Cave on soap boxes, an- swered with a "Sure!" They leaned forward as Al unfolded the letter. On the Copper River "My cousin--Hdgar's his name--Ed- gar met Mr. Beach about two weeks ago," began Al by way of introduc- tion, "and he got Mr. Beach to tell him about getting stuff for stories. An' this is what Edgar writes me: " 'One summer about six years ago Rex Beach, with his brother-in-law, Pred Stone, the comedian, were tow- ing a small boat up the swift Copper River in Alaska. Mr. Beach was In search of material for fiction stories. ONE REEL YARNS | HIDE AND SEEK "Mother," coaxed Justine, "please send Dick down town or something, Esther is coming over this afternoon, and he always hangs around so." \ "Indeed Ill not," sald her mother. \ "You and Dick have always, played| together and have been such good chums. Now, just becauss you are 80 fond of Esther, I am not going te have you shut him out." Justine looked very cross when she went out on the porch to see if or Physicians Recommend Castoria YOU know the real human doctors right around in your neighborhood: the doctors made of flesh and blood just like you: the doctors with souls and hearts: those men who are responding to your call in the dead of night as readily as in the broad daylight; they are ready to tell you the good that Fletcher's Castoria has done, is doing and will do, from their experience and their love for children. . Your physician knows that Castoria is purely a child's remedy. It was sought for and discovered as a substitute for Castor Oil in the ailments of Infants and Children. Your physician will tell you this for he knows that preparations put on the market for adults are not adaptable for the very young and he is particulary interested in your baby, ~~ Children Cry For near the porch and counted, with their eg tg ig why eyes shut tight, while Dick and Fred v4 In the course of time the eggs " went scampering off to hide. They H finished counting, and then sat down { : = | hatched, and. both hens appeared in i 2 ~ the barnyard with their broods. | N ; " on the porch steps. "Now we're rid Now the Leghorn habitually laid | Is Baby Well and Strong? of those old boys," sald Esther. "Wa. oan make plans for that surprise i ae at >= takes, quite more eggs than the Wyandotte, but | "What will we have to eat? wor this didn't get her amything, for ried Justine.' "Sandwiches and--" somebody else got the eggs. Her "Ice great came a chorus right egg capacity had nothing to do with Your heart aches when your baby falls sick. You feel so anxious Boing Arla Jamped 5p. Joni atound her ambition to raise a family. to help the little sufferer, yet so helpless because baby can't tell you) When the. hong and' their broods where it feels bad. But, if you are wise, you know that generally, came abroad, the man of the place baby sickness comes from a disordered stomach or bowels. You can studied them and their methods. tell easily that baby is constipated or has pain, eructations, flatulence, ' He observed that the Wyandotte diarrhoea, is restless, feverish, wakeful, fretful. Good mothers use went placidly about her business for Fletcher's Castoria, a wonderful remedy, purely vegetable, discovered bugs, covering her chicks in ool by a family doctor and used in the best families for over thirty years. Weer, warning ham quictly. when Children cry for Fletcher's Castoria.: It is a comfort to babies,' nger approached; and he' was th ther's unfailing friend r aaruch dicisessed Ty hor ellisiency. e mother's unfailing friend. 'Any Mother who has ubed Fletcher's Ho. oiwerved, als, . that the Lop Castoria will advise you to use it for your baby. Give your sick baby horn 'was given to wild alapme; that a dose of it and note how soon baby begins to feel better, A few doses and you will realize what a wonderful remedy Fletcher's Castoria is for babies, what a comfort it is for mothers to depend on. Never try to relieve baby with a remedy that you would use for yourself. Don't say tomorrow, getdt today. che was forever complaining and MOTHERS SHOULD READ THE BOOKLET THAT IS AROUND EVERY BOTTLE OF FLETCHER'S CASTORIM squalling et the top of her voice GENUINE CASTORIA ALwayrs when approached by a harmless Bears the Signature of THE PIRATES' CAVE City--was breaking away from the glacier, Ard the two men were right in its path! *+*TH tell you we hurried some." Mr. Beach told me. They realized that if they could get several hundred feet above the spot where the chunk would fall they would be fairly safe, for the effects of the wave created by the fall would be greatest down stream, and not up. But could they make it? Slowly the chunk was top~ pling toward the river, Safe! " "They made it all right. About a hundred yards upstream, above the falling chunk of ice, the two turned about to watch the spectacle. With one huge roar, the giant piece of ice broke from the glacier and crashed down into the river. Chunks of ice flew high. Water splashed up. Tn» river was thrown into a turmoil. Mr. Beach says it was one of the most thrilling sights he has ever seen." There was silence In the Cave as Al stopped and folded. the Then, Al spoke, 'Gee, fellers, mustn't it be great to be a story-writer like Rex Beach and go hiking off way up . in Alaska after stories and see things he Copper Rive in 8 pecui | 13 et i Sena 1 sre covered with a towering glacler--a . solid mass of ice as bigh, or higher Mugican Aver wo with than a twenty-four story building. this next trick 1 want the services of miles long and several miles wide. - the river is like |® boy--just any boy in the audience. ghe other Shore oF the except that | Y°o% you will do, my !ttle man. Come ha indi a 3 a the iid level. Tight ig Now, you've never seen me The swift current has worn a deep i vio No, Tou "Well," said Freddy, after being aken to hear the band, "I don't think bat band leader can manage his men very well. Every time he stops shak- ng. his stick at them and turns his back, they stop working." For a man who emits such velps | of pain while parting with money, ! Deacon Hardtop has & remarkable ' | faculty of purring when money is coming his way. i tn two hens--a temperamental Leg- born with jump nerves and a habit of telling her troubles to the world, and a placid Wyandotte, possessed of a gentle voice and a conviction that trivialities seldom matter, Each of ghe hens nursed an ambi- ton to incubate a setting of eggs and mother a hatching of chicks. The Leghorn, being convinced [that all men are crooked, hid her | est under the barn. The Wyandotte, Jo os Shey at | being @& naturabborn conservative piclous." er ed and clapped | with a conviction that this is a very ee hands, hen they ran over to tel} | decent old world, announced her de- The two girls stood against a tres fire to cet and was entrusted with fifteen cholce egss and a etraw-filled comes over, let's play run-sheep-run * or something. Fred Evans is coming over, too. We ean have some fun." Justine was about to say that she and Esther did not care to play with boys, but her mother eame out jus then, and she sald nothing at all. When Esther came and saw Dick and Fred in the yard, she didn't look pleased either. 'They'll keep bother- ing us," she complained. "Td rather sit and talk, wouldn't you? "I've an idea." whispered Justine. "We'll suggest playing hide-and-seek, and Dick and Fred can play against you and me. We'll be it first and they'll probably go out by the barn or somewhere and hide. Then we can sit down and enjoy ourselves. It'll be a long 'time before they get sus< letter. Ee Gros NT TU Con bed. "* "Well, the two men were going up #he river during the summertime, and at this time of the year Mr. Beach | says it is not uncommon for huge chunks of ice to crack off the glacier and fall with a tremendous roar that gan be heard for miles around, into the stream below. The water splashes high. Chunks of foe fly through the mir, And a regular tidal wave Is ereated, sweeping down stream and king up and destroying everything its path. lee Falls Uncomfortably Near "'As the two adventurers slowly this would be a good place ta the thought hide," sald Dick. 'Now, youll have to make us a plate of fudge, or youn came to their ears frequently. a sustise Jay im't golng to be sometimes this ominous thundering ' ' seemed uncomfortably near. Both prayed that no ice would fall and satch them. ** 'And then, suddenly, both were as- bonished to hear a deafening roar right across the river from them. They looked up at the glacier, 8 great chunk of lce--Mr. solemnly declares it was as big as the -~eat Flat Iron Building in New York TODAY'S PUZZLE Take three fifths of "treat", twe fifths of "alloy", and three fifths of 'money", combine the letters proper= ly and you will have the name of a city of Canada, yesterday's: Apple Answer to seach, Montreal, Answer te to-day's; neighbor. He observed that she led her chicks afield in the dewy grass and lacked both poise and common sense. And he said to his wife: I shall take that dermed fool Leghorn's chi. x8 away from her and give them to the Wyandotte. She can't stand responsibility." a The moral is that one who saws wood and doesn't lose his head will get there with both feet, while the individual who permits every trivial thing to get his goat with get the air. Lo [| | LL] {we $5 Doss "1 tdi SL -- Copy of Wrapper. » THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY. when gals is gititin' so they ein't con- tent to be plain beasts o' burden fo' no men without they git a little lov- in' an' decent treatment om the side, I say I'm danged glad of dt. i Consider the young man. His face Bxact | Is smooth; his eyes are bright. He good-looking, and he knows it n he climbs out of the barber's "When a wo- man says her nerves ain't strong. I know (Copyright, 1922, by Robert Quillen and Associated Editors) ted For You, Millhaven Items, ir and steps to the mirror that | in front of it, he appears to interested in the workmanship of @ barber; but the rapt expression t Lights his countenance confesses : delight in the knowledge that he is pretty. He spends hours before mirror, pragticing various poses studying the effect of various He compresses his lips appear stern; he smiles almost jm- ly as a superior man of the should at the follies of his doated fellows. He is an le young man, with polished and he is very popular With tadles. Very probably he will she means her husband is mak- in' enough mons ey 80 she can hire the house- work done."~ tunes give him a distinguished look. He scorns youth. He likes to think that he has an reckoned with, And he feels a pro- the poses and antics of fron will, and is a man to be found contempt for impudent young whipper-snappers who are pretty. He wonders why women are stily enough to fall for addlepated young green- "If one o' these modern gals falls in love with a feller an' promises to do bis cookin' an' memndin' fo' life, an' then findd out that the feller is willin' to take ever'thing ain't will- Discovered True Remedy for Millhaven, Jan, 26.--The islanders are making good use of the ice, The farmers are getting in thelr supply of wood. Delbert Stirling is moving Systematic Catarrh back to his oid home. Mr. and Mre. easy thing to treat, and a remedy that makes good, deserves great credit. Catarrhozone certainly fixed up Chas. H. Webb, who writes from Woodstock: "For a number of years, I was troubled with Systemati¢ Ca- tarrh nothing helped me very much. I used Catarrhozone Inhaler and got relief. used Fe well." can't be beaten. To build up my system, I rrozone, This . combination They made me Your case may also be bad, | A bad case of Catarrh is not an|Buk, Newark, N.J.,, have returnod home after visiting at Oscar Amey's. Mrs. Harvey Amey spent Wednesday in Kingston. Mrs. Charles Forward entertained a few friends on Thurs day evening. Mrs. Oscar Amey and Mrs. Charles Forward attended the Ladies' Aid which was held at Mrs. Hagerman's on Wednesday, The women of Quebec province will vote to decide if they are to re- Prin This newspaper and the store ad- vertisements are printed for your In- formatiom, help, and guidance, S------------------ The cabinet of Chemcellor Scho- ber, which resigned in Vienne, re- sw woffice Friday, with some changes in the list of ministers, Albert Hammond, son of Perth P. 8. principal, missing since mid-De- cember, Tou are nov ex periment fing when ou use br. CZEMA i355 ment for Eezema and Skit Irrita- Public Library Bulletin HAVE YOU READ THIS ¢ ¢ Urbanites-~by Lucas. 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Says he: "After a man has become as im- portant as I am, »e need waste no thought on his appearance.' Uncle Gus. The noon whistle blew, and up "It's a fot," he continued. "Them ladles has got jobs. All of 'em You Little Willie Willis caught on a nafl while sliding 'down the barn ns Tay vows Foquiret twelve '| constipated child loves the "fruity" you can see for yourself' how, thor- and hog om ice. "Understand, I don't believé in this here divo'ce business much, as a gen'ral thing. I kmow a eight o folks applies fo' a divo'ce when ail they wants is a change, them havin' got tired o' one toy and got to han- kerin' fo' another like a child does; but it does my ol' heart good to know that gals is gittin' some o' this ~determination, and is tired o' bein' mandate territory. It sho' does." : -- The Two Hens, Ih @ certain barnard there lived MOTHER ! Move Child's Bowels with "California Fig Syrup" J Even a cross, feverish, bilious, or taste of "California Fig Syrup." 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