SATURDAY, MARCH 4, 1922, 8CA9O0L STUDY SPORTS THE LOVERS OF BOOKS Jimmie go over," sala Ellen. - Ostrand is such a queer vid lady. I--I'm sort of half afraid of her." ~ [small college, THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG. BIGGEST LITTLE PAPER IN THE WORLD ONE REEL YARNS | WORKING THE "GETTING UP TRICK" TO ADVANTAGE ERB WOODS says he can't hardly wait till he can go to college. Joe Taylor knows G. "During the early spring just before ing starts," began Joe when the Six of us hed settled ourselves in the Cave, "the University offered a short course in it the 'short. horn' course. The Wise Short-Horners "One year while Mr. Madigon was still in school two short-horn stulynts £0t\a room In the same house where Mr. mn and eight other regular college. students . These two ~-horners were quite a bit older than the average college student. One of 'em was editor of a farm paper, and the other one was a professor in a And they thought they Was pretty smart and first night at the house they started showing it. lers down a "The nine boys had gathered in Mr. Madison's room. " "What'll we do to take 'em down? Says one. Nobody could think of any- thing. Then #omebody got a bright ides. 'Let's work the old getting up trick on 'em; how's that? 'Fine! says the fellers, and they got busy. The Trick is Started "They all left Mr. Madison's room and went to thel 'Say, you!' yelled another one of the fellers, 'it you don't want to breakfast again tomorrow you'd better cut out that noise. I want to sleep!' " 'Well,' hollers back the other fel ead and sleep, Who's stop- ping you And that started the fight, In two shakes of a lamb's tale shoes Ware fivine thick and fast. The boys For Constipated ETS 10¢ Bowels, Sick Headache, + Sour Stomach, Bilious Liver The nicest cathartic-laxative in the morning, and you will feel splendid "They work while you sleep." Cascs fully dressed, came sh down the stairs I have some fun! will, wile, wide, The "Laugh" "But before the wise guys to come a n for the big laugh!" they chuckled, "In about ten minutes the two men, uffling sieepily to the room where the waiting. the ther boys were short-horners never for us again.' * Boy, wait till T get to college-- Won't U-u-u-m-m-m! ~AL STUBBS, Scribe of the Pirate Six. ---- TODAY'S PUZZLE Change alk to ride in mn atupay Answer to yesterday's: t--trial --dove--evil, Walk, wall, 2 ~land Answer to to-day's: ride. Carol hinted that the play would be improved by cutting, but as ey- ery actor except Vida and Guy and herself wailed at the loss of a single line, she was defeated. She told herself that, after all, a great deal could be done with direction and settings. * Sam Clark had boastfully written about the dramatic association to his schoolmate, Percy Bresnahan, president of the Velvet Motor Com- pany of Boston, Bresnahan sent a check for a hundred dollars; Sam added .twenty-five and brought the -- ; | Sunday Services in Churches 8¢. Paul's.__Holy Communion, 11 {a.m., preacher, Canon FitzGerald, M.A. Sunday school 3 p.m. Evening prayer, 7 o'clock, preacher, Canon FitzGerald, M.A. St, Andrew's, Rev, John W. Ste- phen, minister. Services 11 a.m, and 7 p.m., conducted by the minis- ter. Students, soldiers and strang- ers cordially wekome, Sunday School, 3 p.m, Young Men's Class, 10 a.m. Cooke's Presbyterian urch, Brock street--The minister, Rev. W. Taylor Dale, will preach at 11 a.m. Rev. A. M, Gordon, D.D., will preach at 7 p.m. Sunday Seliool at 11 am. and 3 p.m. Bible Class at 3 Pm. All are welcome, Chalmers' Church--Rev. R. J. Wilson, D.D., minister. Services at 11 am. and 7 pm. The minister will preach. In the evening the sec- ond of the series on "Life Problems of Jesus," subject, "The Methods of Jesus." You are invited. Queen Street Methodist church, corner of Queen and Clergy streets-- Rev, W. 8. Lennon, B.A. B.D., min- ister. Services at 11 a.m. and 7 p.m. Fifteen minute song service at 6.45 P.m. Sunday school and adult Bible classes at 3 p.m. Everybody invited. Seats free, First Baptist Church, Sydenham and Johnson streets-- Rev, J. 8. La- Flair, pastor. 11 a.m., Sermon Theme, "The King's Highway." 12 M., Lord's Supper. 2.45 p.m., Bible School. 7 p.m., Sermon Theme, "A Lover's Question." Union Street Church. 3 pm. Bible Sfhool. 7 P.-m., Public worship, M. White, student at Queen's will preach. Gospel Hall, Upper Princess street --Sunday evening, 7 o'clock. Well known evangelist, Harold Jones, will conduct the services and give the ad- dress, Other meetings will be an- nounced during the week. « Watch the papers and the board at door of hall. You would enjoy Mr, Jones Sunday night. St. James' Church, corner Union end Barrie streets--T, W. Savary, rector. The rectory, 152 Barrie street, 11 a.m., holy communion and sermon, subject, "Prayer." 3 P.m., Sunday school. 7 D.m., even- ing prayer and sermon--beginning a series upon the Life of St. Peter, "A Lesson On Judgment." ' Princess Street Methodist church: --Rev. J. A. Waddell, minister, Ser- vices, 11 a.m. and 7 p.m, The min- ister at both services, Sunday school, 2.45 p.m. Epworth League, Monday, morning service. Come, and wel- come, Sydenham Street Methodist church --Lenten services, minister, R. H. Bell, will preach, 11 am. "Keeping Lent," not simulating but stimulat- ing religion, 7 p.m., "Need of Vis- fon," a special message to students and young people on efficient leader- ship. Meet us in class, A Shaw's, 9.45; the pastor's, 10.15. Bible school, 2.45 p.m. Usual social hour after evening service. ; Calvary Congregational church, corner Charles and Bagot streets-- Pastor, Rev. A. F. Brown, 144 Barrie street, phone 1806w. Sunday, 11 a.m., topic, "Interfering With The ce." 3 p.m. Sunday school. 7 pam., topic, "The Great Denial." The sacrament of the Lord's Supper at the close of the evening service. Monday, 8 p.m., Christian Endeavor; Wednesday, 8 P.m., prayer meeting. Zion Presbyterian Church, Pine Street. Rev. Edwin H. Burgess, min- "The Parable of the Unmerciful Servant", Mat, XVIII, 23-35. 7 pm., "The Holy Scriptur ss, Which are Able to Make These Wi.» Unto Salvation Through Fa 1 Which is in Christ Jesus," II Tinfe- thy III, 15. The minister will preach at both services. Seats free, Every- body welcome. Sunday school at 3 p.m. ister. 11 a.m. -- Public welcome, 8 p.m. . MAYOR 8. 8. tial gentlemen. HEAR COMMISSIONER AND MRS. SOWTON IN THE SALVATION ARMY CITADEL SUNDAY, MARCH 5th, 11 a.m., 7 p.m. CORBETT presiding, supported by influen. DO NOT MISS THIS TREAT? First Church gf Christ, Scientist Johnson street, between Bagot and Wellington, Sunday school at 9.45 a.m.; Sunday service, 11 a.m. and 7 P.m. Subject, "Man". Publie reading room, same address, every afternoon; except Sunday and holi- days, 3 to 5 o'clock and Thureddy evening from 7.30 to 8.30 o'clock. All are cordially invited to the ser vices and to the reading-room. St. George's Cathedral--Very Rev. G. Léthrop Starr, M.A, D.D., dean and rector, 78 Wellington street, phone 2156. Rev. W. E. Kidd, M.A., M.C.,. curate, 7 Wellington street, phone 869w. First Sunday in Lent. 8 am., holy communion; 11 a.m., holy communion, preacher the dean, subject I, "Problems in Religion." 3 p.m., Sunday schools. 4 pm., holy baptism. 7 p.m., evensong, preacher, Rev. W. E. Kidd. Address to young people, "The Call." St: Luke's church, Nelson street Rev. J. de P. Wri M.A. B.D,, rec- tor. First Sunday'in Lent, 11 am. morning prayer and holy communion, 2.30 p.m., instead of regular 8.8. a lantern service will be held. 4 p.m. holy baptism. 7 p.m, evening pray- er, sermon subject, the hymn "Fight SULPHUR IS BEST T0 CLEAR UP UGLY SKIN Irritation and Breaking Out Often Healed Over Night, Says Skin Specialist. Any breaking out or skin irritation on face, neck or body is overcome quickest by applying Mentho-Sul- phur, says a noted skin specialist. Because of its germ destroying prop- erties, nothing has ever been found to take the place of this sulphur preparation that instantly brings ease from the itching, burning and ir- ritation. Mentho-Sulphur heals eczema right up, leaving the skin clear and smooth. It seldom fails to relieve the torment of disfigurement. A little jar of Mentho-Sulphur may be ob- tained at any drug store. 1t is used like cold cream. Slow at meat, slow at work, the Good Fight." (Rev. J. 8. B. Mon- |. | YR AGENCY FOR ALL OCEAN STEAMSHIPS For particulars apply to:--= J. P. HANLEY i TRANSATLANTIO STEAMSHIPS { St. Lawrence Route, Season 1923 Salling Lists Now . C. §. Kirkpatrick Agent = 36 Clarence Street Daring Turkish : .-$3valrymen al- most captured the Greek head- \ quarters and Crown Prince George recently. - World to physic your liver and bowels wi you have Dizzy Headache, Biliousness, Indigestion, or Stomach is candy-like 8." One or two to-night wij 8 p.m. Ladies' Ald, Tuesday, 8 p.m. Prayer meeting, Wednesday, 8. p.m. Women's Missionary Society, Thurs- day, 8 pm; "will rets never stir you up or gripe like Salts, Pills, Calomel, or Ofl and they cost only ten cents a box. Children oell). Music, anthen, "Gently Lord, Ch Gently Lead Us," (Hawley), Fri- day evening. Lenten service at 7.30. fund to Carol, fondly crying, "There! That'll give you a start for. putting the thing across swell!" @mpty your bowels completely by love Cascarets too. Ra MAIN STREET | The Story of Carol Kennicott By SINCLAIR LEWIS ~_ Juanita Haydock broke in with a ve, "Oh rats, Raymie! Can | the mother's influence! | say let's &ive something with some class to it. I bet we could get the rights to "The Girl from Kankakee," and that's & real ghow. It ran for eleven months in New York!" ~ "That would de lots of fun, If it Wouldn't cost too much," reflected Vida. Carol's was the only vote cast against "The Girl from Kankakee." _ Bhe disliked "The Gir! from Kan- even more than ghe had ex- . It narrated the success of'a Fm-lassie in clearing her brother '®& charge of forgery. She became to a New York millionaire Md Social counselor to his wife; and i 8 well-conceived speech on the fort of having money, she his son , * There was aso a humorous office- ~ Carol discerned that both Juanita pdock and Ella Stowbody wanted lead. She let Juanita have it. kissed her and in the exub- ik manner of a new star presented executive committee her » "What we want in a play fs and pep. There's where ican playwrights put it all over darn old Buropean glooms." . 8 selected by Carol and confirm- the committee, the persons of were: John Grimm, a millionaire, Pollock. His wife, Miss Vida Serwin, His gon, Dr. aHrvey Dillon. His business rival, Raymond T. Wutherspoon. Friend of Mrs. Stowbody. The girl from Kankakee, Elarold C. Haydock, Her brother, Dr. Terence Gould. Her mother, Mrs. David 3 Stenographer, Miss Rita Simons. Office-boy, Miss Myrtle Cass, Maid in the Grimms' home, Mrs, WwW. P. Kennicott., Direction of Mrs. Kennicott, Among the minor Guy Grimm, Miss Ella Mrs. Suppose I look old enough to Juanita's mother, I don't know as I body noticing it and -- Carol pleaded, 'On' my dear! You two look exactly the I chose between lofty amusement and Chris- tian patience. ----------------" In five minutes * this perfect stomach doctor in 'Pape's Diapepsin" Gases Acidity Flatulence Palpitation Something woes. If Jou you, it what you eat ferments and sours causes om: eep It handy--get. a| disorders BOL case from any drue She rented the second floor of the city hall for two months. All through the spring the: association thrilled lamentations | Pher Prairie. It was Maud rs "Well Drs of ry panies had used it for performances even if Juanita is{9f "The Two Orphans", and "Nellie olght months older than I am, but|the Besutifal Cloak care to have very- to its own talent in that dismal room. They cleared out the bunt. | ing, ballot-boxes, handbills, legless chairs. \ They attacked the stage. It was & simple-minded stage. It was raised above the floor, and it did have a movable curtain, painted with the advertisement of a drug- gist dead these ten years, but other wise it might not have been recog- nized as a stage. There were two dressing-rooms, one for men, one for women, on either side. The dressing-room doors were also the stige-entrances, opening from the house, and many a citizen of Goph- er Prairfe had for his first glimpse of romance the bare shoulders of the leading woman. There were three sots of scenery: a woodlapd, a Poor Interior, and a Rich Intérior, the last was also use- ful for raflway stations, 'offices, and 88 a background for the Bwed lighting: | | halt on, and entirely off, This was the only theatre in Go- was known as the "op'ra" house." Once, strolling com- Model", "Othello" with specialties bet: acts, but now the motion-pic had ousted the gipsy drama. Carol ) Dunlop, ae sand one} diay welcomed, » Bethel tional corner Barrie and Johnson streets A. Sidney Duncan, pastor, Services 11 am. and 7 p.m, Sunday School, 3 pm. Morning subject, "Brilding the Spiritual House"; Evening sub- ject, "The Sinners' Refuge." Chris- tian Endeavor, Special, Monday 8 p.m. Prayer meeting Wednesday 8 pm, Communion following Sunday INSTANTLY KILLED, Saw-mill Foreman Hit by Piece of Pine. Perth Courier. | A sad and lamentable fatality oc- curred on Tuesday at Edgar W. Brocklebank's saw-mill in Lavant township thrée miles from Pojand on the road to Levant Station when the foreman Herbert Comba met instan- taneous d "{vice, 7.15, Present Truth Hall, corner Prin- tess and Montreal streets--Song ser- Preaching 7.30, subject: "Is God Particular?" Evangelist Joyce will answer this question and prove from the Bible thet Jehovah requires strict obedience to all His commands whether they meet the mind of finite man or not. A substi- tute will not do. "Be mot deceived, God is not mocked." Hear this im- Wm. A., Saskatoon; Arthur M., Niagara Falls; Howard C., Vancouv- er. The daughters, Mrs. J. C. Wil- son and Mrs. H. C. Phillips, reside here. Another son, Ralph A, of White Court, Alta), 'was unable to attend. ---------------- Records of Paris show many more marriages than before the war and a steady increase in the birth rate. Does Your Food Taste Good ? Is Your Appetite All Right? When your food does taste good you may be sure that your health is good; that your blood is rich, free from serofula, eczema, rheumatism and other diseases, and that System is built up against that tired feeling and the prostration after in- fluenza and fevers. Hood's Sarsaparilla enriches the blood, creates an appetite, aids di- gestion, promotes assimilation, ge- < ¥ iH cures for you full nutritive value of your food. Get it of your druggist and begin taking it to-day. 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