) WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 1922. HEARTBURN _ A SEVERE CASE Many people are troubled with | heartburn who really do not realize | just what it is. "NITS" OF HISTORY By Mark Stuyvesant. THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG. t THE DAYTIME DRESSES. | Silks, it seems, are coming to be a {large factor in the making of day- In cases of this trouble there 1s a (The Way Saphir Joked Even About| time dresses of all sorts and even gnawing and burning pain in petite. It is generally caused Breat acidity of the stomach, whenever teo much food is taken, liable to ferment, and becomes ex- tremely sour, causing heartburn. In such cases vomiting often occurs, and times bitter, The one way to get rid of heart- burn is to keep your liver active by using MILBURN'S LAXA-LIVER PILLS the | Stomach attended by 'disturbed ap- | by (world have been forced because of and their glib tongues and wit' it 12 Ho live rathor a nomadic lite | what is thrown up is sour and some- | ow His Banishment, Some of the greatest wits of the Their quips were too clever and too true for life in- their native land to be te healthy and comfortable for em. Such was the case of Saphir, the great Austrian wit. He had to cLange his residence rather suddenly on two occasions because his jokes were too good and his criticisms too and you will have no heartburn or | honest, other liver troubles such as constipa- tion, jaundice, water brash, floating specks before the eyes, coated tongue, foul breath, ete. Miss Agnes Cutting, Shallow Lake, Ont., writes; --"T have had heartburn for a long time. There were gnaw- ing and burning pains in my stomach, and then when I vomited there was a sour and bitter taste. I used two vials of Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills, and they have cleared me of my heartburn. I don't think they can be beaten by any other medicine." Price, 26¢. a vial at all dealers, or mailed direct on receipt of price by the T, Milburg Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont, Bilious Folks Return to Meals Magical Effect of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets in Dispelling the Gloom of Coated Tongue Dyspeptics. Many a poor, misguided dyspeptic 's lamenting his hard luck when all he needs is a 60 cent box of Stuant's Dyspepsia Tablets to be had at any drug store. They settle and sweeten @ sour stomach, offset acidity, dispel gassiness, induce digestion, relieve biliousness, clear - the coating from the tongue, repair the bad breath and enable the most desperately, gloomy dyspeptic to get back into the land of the living. Get these tablets to-day and experience all One of Saphir's quick exits was | he due to saying. exactly what thought of the government of a small German principality where he was living, He was banished by the king. Even at his departure, he had uis joke. : "If his highness will deign to look out of his window he wili sede me cross the frontier of his domains." "And My Name Is Saphir!" Another time Saphir was invited to leave Bavaria immediately, be- cause he had carelessly ' remarked that the Bavarian monarch wrote very bad poetry. He packed hastily, and as he left he greatly amused his admiring friends by saying: this. naam. RED PEPPER FOR RHEUNATIC PAIN Red Pepper Rub takes the "ouch" from gore, stiff, aching joints. It cannot hurt you, and it certainly stops that old rheumatism torture at once, @ When you are suffering so you can hardly get around, just try Red Pep- per Rub and you will have the quickest relief known. Nothing has such concentrated, penetrating heat a8 red peppers. Just as soon as you apply Red Pepper Rub you will feel the tingling heat. In three minutes | it warms the sore spot through and | through. Pain'and 'soreness are gone. Ask any good druggist for a jar of Rowles Red Pepper Rub. Be sure to got the genuine, with the name Rowles on each package, Fine for Lumbago Mousterole drives away and Wrings in ite place somfert. Just rub it in gently. It is 8 clean, white ointment, made with oil of mustard. It will not blister cf raaveaeds JS will act bier Get Mustercle today st your drug D8 THOMAS® ECLECTRIC DIL "I shall go, and if my feet do not "arry me quickly enough I shall bor- Mw some of the superfluous feet from his majesty's verses." Saphir lived in Vienna and pub- lished a paper called "Saphir's Witz- blatt.'"" At the very mention or sight of Saphir, people looked for a laugh, and they were rarely disappointed, ay, One day the wit was in a great hurry and was rushing to keep an appointment. As he was walking at & very last pace he suddealy turned a corner. He collided with another man. This man was furious, and in the most indignant and deprecatory tone of voice fairly hissed at Saphir the one slurring word; "Donkey!" Saphir, unabashed, and bowing with a dignity which would have embarrassed any one, said in most gentlemanly manner, as if ac- knowledging an introduction: "And my name is Saphir!" According to Charles Johnson, in his "Why the World Laughs," the most humorous quip attributed to Saphir was his criticism of a very poor. comedian, 4 manager asked Saphir his opin- fon of the comedian, Saphir. replied: "Joking apart, he is a fair actor." WRITE IT DOWN. By E, Harold Cumings, It you have a happy though, Write it down; Lest it soon should be forgot, Write 8t down; If you hear a funny word, If a funny thing occurred, Even though it seems absurb, Write it down. If it's something optimistic, Write #t down, Though in symbols cabalistio, Write it down. For no matter how you dress it, Or bow crudely you express it, There'll be some ome who will guess it, Write it down, There are people without aumber, Write it down; Who hag rather read than slumber, Write it down, And these people are deserving, Likes and dislikes ever awerving, If your product is deserving, Write it down, I2 you deal in merchandise, Write it down; For #t pays wo advertise, Write it down. If your story's worth the telling, And your copy fis compelling, You will find your goods are selling, Write it down, -------- Do not underestimate the value of savories, sauces and seasoning. A well: seasoned sauce will reclaim a cheaper cut of meat; aromatic. pep- per, pgprika, a skillful use of French mustard and Worcestershire; a bit of cream or milk well seasoned in potato or squash or macaroni--spells the difference between interesting and uninteresting food. A mass of pasty macaroni or rice fe anathema; a dish of creamy, delicate macaroni and toasted cheese or of dry rice, each grain retaining its "integrity, with a rich tomato sauce, are lux- urious dainties, It's all in the "Know" how, especially when staple foods are being served. 5 _| girdle made of for Saphir could not help being fun-| his | ults. You know that silks are ig at &rapid rate--almost as in fact, as the radiograph is They are no jonly for party dresses and for fluffy |afternoon things, but they are being woven in such a way that they look | more like street materials, And the | designers are most certainty { influenced by the inspiration, they are making many of their sp suits and coat dresses out of the | heavier crepey silks, . | One beautiful thing about using [silk for dresses of this character (and the new silks do wear wonder- fully) 4s that they can be so colorful | Without being over conspicuous. Haven't you ever noticed that when {a woollen material attempts to have | color it usually becomes too vibrant {and noticeable? Well, that's just the | thing which a brightly toned silk { manages to avoid. It is a more sub- [te achievement and consequently a | more becoming one. And, if you | want to haye the very most interest- {Ing sort of silk street dress, do it in | two colors--that is, combine tan and | dark blue or grey with black or 'pur- ple with sand color, or hydranga with gray. One dress shown was made with a dark blpe skirt and a grey bodice section, tied with a simple narrow the blue. A cape made of the blue, lined with the grey and bound all the way round with a grey silk braid, That is one |of the simplest of the models, But 5 are elaborated into many more | for & |evoly beautiful and inspiring models, which you must now get busy and design for yourselves--for you can do it just as well as any designer it you put your mind to it. -- YOUR HEALTH. Raymond 8. Copeland, M.D, Comissioner of Health New ! York City.) | { | | | | | { 1 | Why Even Hotel Men Say "Eat Well But Wisely." We rarely think of hotel manag- ers as sanitarians, 'but, after all, when we observe the finished ser- vice of the modern hotel we are pro- pared for anything. The conveni- ences of a hotel are almost beyond belief. There is the electric sign in ths room announcing the presence of mail In your box. There is running ice water to drink. There is an elec- tric heater for your curling-iron. There is a polishing-cloth for your hoes. Stationery, sanitary soap and wash--cloth, hangers for your coat and a Bible to nourish your soul-- all of these are found in every room. Along comes Mr. Roy Carruthers, managing director of one of the great hotels in New York, and says: "Hotel guests, being away from home, are more apt than any other class to be upset by their meals." To insure the utmost in physical comfort he has devised special menus to counteract the bad effects of the diseases which are aggravated by wrong eating. The seven diseases which he belteves are Ifkely to annoy the travelling public are obesity, dia- betes, constipation, rheumatism, gout, high blood-pressure and mal- nutrition. All you need do, I suppose, 1s to call for "Menu No. 1" and every- thing will be supplied to satisfy your hunger without creating trouble so being | for | | | i | | { | Tailored Suits As are only the better modes interpreted with finesse of workmanship \. Exclusive- Distinctive - Modish Tricotine a man-tailored with the alongside the tailored with buttons put in by hand. nd Poiret Twill Fashion . correct lines. The youthful box, loose back and three piece Suits, embroidered and braided, are shown styles, snappily Strapped and Sizes 16 to 42. Priced from $22.50 to $60.00 HOMESPUN AND. TWEED SUITS Made in the straight tailored lines, with patch or slash pockets, or flaps, also with the verted pleat, linings are pure silk, back made plain Priced from $35.00 to $45.00 these Suits, slashed. or with in. mostly of bright colors and Carruthers for his progressive idea. May I suggest that the guests who have not yet acquired one of seven listed diseases be warned that sim- plicity in eating is the surest means of escaping ailments? T0-DAY'S FASHION far as your choice aflment is con- cerned. Really, it Is too bad this plan is not in operation in every home, Wisely selected food will go farther toward the cure of at least six of ths seven diseases mentioned than al- most any medicine that could be pre- scribed. i I doubt If rheumatism fs greatly Influenced by food, but muscular twinges are frequently associated with intestinal disturbances which may have been caused by bad eat- ing. « So, after all, I guess I will go the whole route with Mr. Carruthers, Of course, when we 80 to = hotel we are inclined to indulge ourselves a bit. Why take a sandwich to a ban- quet? This is the way most of us feel about the palatial hotel atmos- phere. The result is that prolong- ed hotel life is bad for most folks. It takes real character to resist the temptations of a bill-of-fare, Indiscretions fn diet are trying to all of us. They are particularly try- ing to the obese and the constipat- ed. Proper dieting will do wonders for the diabetic. Gout and malnutri- tion cannot be cured without atten- tion to food. High blood-pressure 1s usually due to kidney disease, which has resulted from the sins of the table, A hotel is the last place in the world one would expect reforms in feeding to originate. It is refresh- ing to find an active business man with the courage to tackle a health problem of this sort. I haven't seen his menus, but, whether we approve them or not, we Mae commend Mr, tae, AINS ae CHAMBERL n ¢ Best Cough Medicine "I have used Cough Remedy have been "I consider best remedies I have My children have and it works like a colds and w) Here is an interesti season, reasonably priced at Whether you decide upon a new 5 strongly appeals to you, this $ollection will be quality of the material and styles, you will Are Both Fashionable For Spring Wear ng display of new models, in all the newest colors of the tailoring characteristic of the JACKSON-METIVIER GARMENTS. They are developed in the waist, tailored styles or loose models, braid, stitching and embroidery. 17.50 to *50.00 ev tesserae or whether a "smart Coat more equally interesting. Aside from the hd that exquisite attention to detail and 800d quality Velours, all lined throughout or to the with fitting or flaring sleeves, trimmings of Sizes for Women, Misses and Juniors. + + $17.50 to $50.00 The London Times . And the Church's Hope Contributed by Mrs. Bertha Carr-Harris In this age of questionings and of shattered hopes when the world's hopes, one by one, are being laid in the dust--"democracy the hope of the world," "the Golden Age to arise Phoenix-like from the ashes of a pre-war civilization," social bet- terment without the gospel, the forward movement, the League of Nations, world peace without the Prince of Peace, it is cheering to find such a gleam of hope as appeared re- cently in The Londom Times which we quote: "If the question were put to the thinking man on the street, 'What is your ideal of a perfect condition of things in this world?' would not his answer be somewhat as folfows: 'The extermination of evil, freedom from the bias to sin, the adjustment of the whole heart and life to the principles of the Lord Jesus and the cessation of war and party strife?' To this end man has certainly not yet attained: but when the Man of Men returns then shall be brought in the conditions described by Isaiah when 'Men shall walk in His paths,' when 'the Lord alone shall be exalt- ed," when nations 'will beat their swords into plow shares and learn War no more.' "By faith the church stretches out her longing hands to the Far Hori- zon. Through her ears ring out the words of the. apostles, "The night is far spent the day is at hand'." Continuing, The Times "There is much agreement among those who accept the Christian faith. They believe In judgment, for with- out it there could be no meaning in the aotruggle; they do not interpret the present scene as a wild confused drama; they find their clue to the ap- parent tragedy of the moment in the vision of a judgment in which evil will not only be opposed but- des- troyed." adds: yy The Times 1s rational In fits con- clusions for_it a Personality is the central fact of the \universe we are driven to conclude that He must be free. If He can communicate with His creatures He may tell them some of the things involved in the carrying out of His purpose. The scriptures contend that He has told f "a day in which He will Judge the" world in righteousness by that Man whom He hath' ordained where- of He hath given assurance to all men in that He raised Him from the dead." (Acts 17.) . What that day will mean to His enemies--the enemies of world-wel« tare--according to His plans and to all who refuse to yield allegiance to Him is revealed in His word. What it will mean to His dwn "hath not entered into the heart of man to con ceive." 3 - Rose O'Nefl, inventor of the Kew- ple doll, carved the original doll . Wishing for sleep is a poor way to get it A LITTLE wisdom in the daytime is a better assurance of rest than any amount of anxious wishing when nerves are a-jangle at night. What you do at noon often has more influence on sleep than what you want and hope for, at midnight. ' Tea and coffee's drug element, caffeine, whips up the nerves, and when serve.gound Simplicity is charming for the child, and it is perhaps more effec- tive in the party frock than any other, for in this it often stands out by contrast. . Sleeveless models are very cunning in party frocks for the young child. The interpretation above shows sleeves which are little more than bands, formed by a clever continua-~ tion of the rounded yoke. The body of the frock fs formed of very fine Knife-pleats of the creamywhite crepe de chine. These pleats allow freedom of movement to the little dancer. Req fagotting outlines the yoke and hem of the frock and strikes the needed coior in this stiractive frock. The part of wisdom, as so many thousands have found, is toturn away from nerve- stim and adopt en wd slow the mealtime drink. Postum delights the taste, but brings no dis- turbance to nerves or digestion. Even the little children can share in the en Jjoyment of Postum at any mes. pre. nerves and complete health than to listen to the clock ticks at night and say, "I wish!" Postum Jor Health--"There's a Reason" Made by Canadian Postam Cereal Co., Limited, Windsor, Ont.