IP FRIDAY, MAY 5, 1929, HUMOR PLAY | THE JUNIOR BRITISH WHIG ALL OUR ORDERS § [one reer ams | SCISSORS CIRCUS | ; : | my ? ARE EXECUTED | y ¢ } attention to minute de that whether tie order be large or small, careless ne is 12° i . THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG. : | Sm ------------ SCHOOL STUDY SPORTS | WORK the tails, for "WHO-01 with same *Now don't get frightaned, 'Bonnie,' sald mother gaily as she put the big Jug Into his hand, patted his head and closed the kitchen door. From within came Dad's voice. fap "Don't put notions In his , dear There is nothing to be afraid eof." Bennie wasn't so sure. It was dark The path was narrow. It ran through the woods and it was a good half mile down to Grandfather's farm of course he jknew every foot of the woods by daylight, and he wasn't really "scared", but still-- As he struck the down hill he broke Into a run. Suddenly he was aware of & sound that seemed to run along by his side. It was a moaning wound that went "who-0-0-0-0." Bennie's a hair stood on end. He ran faster. The sound became louder. He stopped When the big circus has left town, dead still in the path. The sound leaving > Sonjased om hile ; n or pe owns, lerao- stopped. Bennie's hands were eo cold le un Bre YU rn ro he cuuld hardly keep his thumb in the little handle of the jug. He started |YOUr memories of it by making a circus of your own, running again and went as fast as his feet would carry him. But the faster Get out your water colors or cray- .he went, thé louder became that|ons snd some cardboard. Then find ghostly ""Who-00-00-00-00," some little brass paper fasteners. Finally Bennle saw the light In] Now you are ready to make your Grandfather's kitchen shining through | wild animal show. the trees. He choked back a sigh, You probably have about the house and making a last dash, he fled scrows sothe sort of an enimal picture book. the yard, the sound always right be-{ys0 this to get your ideas for fig- side him, and into thé door. ures for your menagerie. Take a Once inside the house Bennief.snchi and sketch or trace with tis- dropped the jug to the floor with af,ue paper the animals in the plc- clatter. He rushed Into Grandmother's I Just sketch the bodies of them arms. '"Grandma,'"" he cried, "'some- first, for the .legs are to be attached thing that moanedifollowed me all the afterward, so that they oan stand and way from our house. At first I 40 all sorts of tricks, The feet must thought it was the wind, and then I 140 be made ae srately s0 that thought It was the ghost of that calf | 3180 ar that was sick and then I didn't know | Fatever pasition fa : What it was, and 1 was scared." feet can be level. "Why, what could it have been? Talla cannot be made very well of .t | the cardboard, so glue heavy string asked Grandmother In astonishment But Grandfather laughed. "Come | *° for tails. For the monkey you here, Bennie Boy, and I will introduce you to a funny noise."" And picking up the jug, he swung it around. From its mouth came a soft ""who-0-0-0-0." It was the nolse of the air as. it rushed past the mouth of the Jug. "Well," sald Bennte, mopping his forehead with his handkerchief, "well, I'll--be--jugged."" ANTENNA RESISTANCE. ve sow (HIGH FREQUENCY RESISTANCE), When a steady direct current ductor, and the current strengty flows in an electrical conductor will be greatest in that region. the current is distributed uni- This effect increases with in- formly throughout the ' entire creased rapidity of current rever- Cross section. If 'the curremt sals--that ja, with increased fre- should increase and decrease pe- quency. It is known as the "skin riodically in strength this would effect." The current does not ap- not be the case. The reason for pear to have time to sink into the this is that the conductor has the conduoter because of its rapidity property of self-induction, which of reversals. The net result is, of tends to prevent any change in course, that the conductor has a the strength of thé current flow- higher resfStance forts cross ing thfough it. With any change section than it would have If the in current strength, which takes current were steady and flowing | place in site of the self'induc- | in only one direetion (steady di- | tion, there are electromotive rect current). This must be taken | forces induced in the material of into account when considering | the conductor itself. The induced antenna resistance, since the cur- | | $ in{lling it will result in dissat- faction' and fence. This care colnhined with our high quality bas 1ade us many friends. BEDYICT AT THE RICHT PRICE CUD MOTTO can use a plece of wire. This mey be curved so that the animal can hang by it. In making the different animals, decide just where the joints are lo- cated. Then cut all the sections sep- arately, drawing each part carefully by itself. Cut with a sharp jack- knife If the cardboard is too heavy for the scissors. In cutting out lege and paws, they should be made al- ways a little longer than the original pattern to allow for the Joint by which they are fastened te the body. When all the parts of an animal have been cut out, they should be placed In the proper position and holes should be punched with a : coarse needle or an.awl at the joints. The joints are then fastened together with the brass 'paper fasteners. If you make the animals large, sthe parts may be. famtened together with same of the - little oollar buttons which the laundry man puts in fa- ther's shirts and which would prob- ably be thrown .away anyway. Next comes "the painting of the will animals. If the pictures you use as patterns are colored, they will serve as a guide for getting the col- ors just right. But even {if they aren't, yeu can remember what col- ors the circus animals were and can mix the shades yeurseif. " The picture, shows a lion and a monkey all cut .out, ready to be put together. They will be easy to make, [| oan THE ELECTRIC SHOP 1900 HAND WATER POWER AND ELECTRIC POWER MACHINES, PHONE FOR FREE TRIAL IN YOUR HOME, 116 BROCK STREET. PHONE 1545. F. J. GRACE electromotive forces always op- reat flowing in am antenna is al- WASHING pose the electromotive force ap- ways of very high frequency. This pPHed to the conductor, and they increased resistance to high fre- i are greatest at the center of the quency alternating curremt (or | conductor. If we have such elec- oscillations) is called "high fre- trical forces acting in oppesition quency resistance." | to the force that is trying to force Another source of actual chmic i current through the conduc- resistance is in the ground con- | tor, the net force remaining to actually force the current to flow 1s decreased. The current strength in the center of the conductor is reduced below that which we would find if there were no op- posing forces. On the surface of the conduéter, however, the effect of the self-induced electrometive forces is to aid the flow of cur- rent. It naturally follows, then, that the current finds less oppo- sition on the surface of the con- nection amd the greupding sys- tem Itself. A soldered conmection reduces reefstance and se does motst soil surreunding the ground wires, plates, water pipes or 'whatever is used to make actual connection between the system and the emrth. A good coumter- poise ground will often be found superior to what may have previ- ously béen considered to be a very goed' grounding system buried in the earth. STORAGE MONARCH Stowe MADE IN KINGSTON. FULLY GUARANTEED. Monarch Battery Co., Ltd. Factory, Corner King and Queen Sts. Office, 254 Ontario, Cohen Bldg GAMTIDUS CLARENCE TANES NO CH. > WILE LEARNING a Briscoe Opportunity \ There are several Briscoe Cars in service in this vicinity that have travelled over thirty thousand (30,000) miles and still running well. RACIO'ENGINEPR, CUTTING AND-WASHINGTON RADIO Conn FILAMENT RHEOSTAT FOR POWER TUBES. Power tubes are used for radio- quire from about 2.8 amperes up- phone transmitters and also for ward in their filament circuits, and this means that an ordinary filament rheostat cannot be used without overheating. The resist- ance wire used in the rheostat illustrated is heavy nichrome and 1s tightly wound on a special horn fiber atrlp that cannot be injured by » re as high as 600 y degrees ° nheit. The base of the is of special heat- resis hermoplax. The large | tapered and milled knob is also of thermoplax. It is mounted on ! a shaft which also carries a pointer having a one inch radtus. The rheostat easily carries five amperes and can carry up te seven amperes on overload for a short time. The maximum resist- ance is one and one-half ohms. It 1s as good looking as it is sturdy, and probably is due 49 meet with a widespread demand. TO-DAY'S PUZZLE A girl's name plus a vulgar form of "ate" plus a kind of bill plus to be sick equals a town in Arkansas Answer to yesterday's: Ace, row, ioe, run, ask. Crocus. One car, an improved model 4-34, ran all last season at a cost of 2%c, per mile. Experts admit it has a truly wonderful motor. Owners are enthusiastic, art, phant, the performing ponies, and all the rest of the circus animals. How, Why, tnd What Why are there no bears in Africa? We do not know why. It is a cu- tious fact that in Africa there i\'e no tigers, nor wolves, IY TRE TR: We can sell you a brand new model 4-34, five passenger She Knew It Touring Car at the bargain price of $995.00. Al charges paid. Freddie: "Well, T must be off." Freda: "That is what I thought when I first saw you." | MAIN STREET The Story of Carol Kennicott Standard Time, not so-called Daylight By SINCLAIR LEWIS Saving Time, will continue to be used 3a ha for schedules of all trains on the Grand some mysterious kind of a Trunk Railway System. quite' liking Cy but willing to endure | machine. .And I'd been having lots him for the sake of dancing, of es- of fun dancing with the nicest young caping from Mrs. Hogart's flow of |farmer, so strong and nice, and aw- moral comments, of relaxing after fully intelligent. But I got uneasy | the first strained weeks of teaching. | when I saw how Cy was. So I doubt Cy "promised to be good." He was, |if I touched two drops of the beastly on the way out. There were a few | stuff. Do you suppose God is pun- PHONE: 135 workmen from Gopher Prairie at|ishing me for even wanting wine?" NE e the dance, with many young, farm "My dear, Mrs. Bogart's god may ; UPTOWN OFFICE: McGALL'S CIGAR STORE. PHONE 811, people. Half a dozen squatters from | be--Main street's god. But all the y a N ars et a degenerate colony in a brush-hid- [courageous Intelligent people are 4 5 4 : he | den hollow, planters of potatoes, {fighting him . . . though he . 2 - suspected thieves, came In noisily [slay us." > drunk. They all pounded the floor of Fern danced again with the the barn in old-fashioned square young farmer; she forgot Cy whila dances, swinging their partners, she was talking with a girl who had skipping, laughing under the incan- taken the University agricultural tations of Del Snafflin the barber, course. Cy could not have returned who fiddled and called the figures. |the bottle; he came staggering tow- Cy had two drinks from pocket-|ard her--taking time to make him- flasks. Fern saw him fumbling self offensive to every girl on the among the overcoats piled on the [way and to dance.a jig. She insisted feed-box at the far end of the barn; jon their returning. Cy went with soon after she heard a farmer de- |her, chuckling and jigging. He kiss- theft; he chuckled, "Oh, it's just a el her, outside the door ie STORE: Corner Wel rE pe Se pis Lasts sk x CORR ASAE 2, Hk ri, he, 7 claring that some one had stolen his ' ri dr dg Egan do ins alaapud wpa / | 0 demanded that she take a drink. Un- | the kiss, In the need of getting him - dsssb iebgbds Hi less she did, he wouldn't return the [home before he started a fight. A bottle. farmer helped her harness the bug- "I just brushed my lips with it, |gy, while Cy snored in the seat. He and gave it back to him," moaned |awoke before they set out; all way Fern. She sat up, glared at Carol. |home he alternately slept and tried "Did you ever take a drink?" to make love to her. No other car on the market has made such a reduction in ANGLIN BROS. GARAGE, BAY STREET - - wa KINGSTON, ONTARIO LS ---- A change will be made in Passenger ' Train Schedules on BUNDAY, APRIL 80th, 1923. 4 a -------- power amplification desired in the operation of electro - dynamic "loud speakers." Power tubes re- Sowards Keep Coal and Coal Keeps Sowards all kinds of Cut Wood She had gone to the party, not { | Will readers interested In these radio articles kindly communicate with) the editor by mail? For particulars apply to JxP. Han- ley, C.P. and T.A, G.T. Ry, Kingston, Ontario, eee ee PLANS FOR CELEBRATION OF WOMEN'S PARTY SENT VIA RADIO TRANSATLANTIC STEAMSHIPS St. Lawrence Route, Season 1922 Salling Lists Now Ready C. 8. Kirkpatrick Agent ~ - 36 Claremce Street RECOGNIZE THE SEASON "SAY IT WITH FLOWERS" and harmonize with Nature at this glad season of the year when all the world is 'brightening up after the long winter. Mother, Sister, Sweetheart, Friend--all will be delighted with a gift of Flowers--the one touch which makes beautiful the dullest place. See our beautiful stock of CUT and POTTED BLOOMS, LAWSON FLORIST 2 CANADIA Real ST. LAWRENCE SAILINGS \ Quebec--Cherbourg-- Southampton -- Hambourg May 16{June 18{July 11 Empress France May 30|June 27 ...Empress of Scotland Quebec--Liverpool May 23/June 23{July 21 Empress Britain July § - Empress of India Montreal--Liverpool Minnedosa May 19|June .. Montrose June 2{June SUIT Montcalm Montclare Montreal---Glasgow May 13/June 7 ....8cotlan May 20{June 17{July 15 «+. Tunistan May 27 June 24{July 22 ...Corsican June 3 July 1 .. Metagama Montreal--Southampton--Antwerp May 7/June 10 ,... Scandihavian May 24)June 21{July 19 June 7(July 5jAug. 2 Minnedosa Momtresl--Southampton--Glasgow July 3 Scotian MONTREAL--NAPLES MONTREAL, NAPLES, op outrea) Fern could laugh then. "So would June 23 Montreal JI! I don't suppose I've had five drinks in my life, but if. I meet just one more Bogart and Son-- Well, I didn't really touch that bottle--hor- rible raw whisky--though I'd have loved some wine. I felt so jolly: The barn was almost like a stage scene --the high rafters, and the datk stalls, and tin lanterns swinging, and a sllage-cutter up at the end like | Be Suspicious of Tender Gums Be suspicious of any tenderness or bleeding of the gums. This is usually the first stage of Pyorrthea--an insidious disease of the gums destroys the teeth and undermines bodily health. Gradually the gums become spongy. They inflame, then shrink, thus exposing the unenameled Fb ve to the ravages of decay. Tiny openings in the gums form gateways for disease germs to enter the system. Medical science has traced many ills to these infect- ing germs in the gums weakened by Pyorrhea. They are now known to be a frequent cause of indi- gestion, wnagmia, ¥ ism and other serious con- ns. So watch carefully for that first tenderness orbleeding of the gums. Try Forhan's immediately. It positively , "pr identlof the National Women's Party, broad- "I have. A few. I'd love to have I'm almost as strong as he fs. I Alice Paul, vice-pres one right now! This contact with managed to keep him away while I ensting the Bawa of the dedioation of the new National Headquarters righteousness "has about done me |drove--such a rickety buggy. I didut at Washington = : "we irl: rr, up! oe) Uke 3 girs 1 felt lkg a or believe tis is me, lying here and say- to have any feelings at all. It was | D8 iis J Sows belevg what hap- terribly dark, I got home, somehow. yened a ga, i h y But it was hard, the time I had to ' 5 Was curious, When get out, and it was quite muddy, to took off my dress last night--it was vead a 'sign-post--1I lit matches that a darling dress; I loved it so, but of I took from Cy's coat pocket, and he course the mud had epoiled it. I cried followed me--he fell off the buggy |°'°r it and---- No matter. But my step into the mud, and got up and white silk stockings were all torn, tried to make love. to me, and I|® d the strange thing is, I don't was scared. But I hit him. Quite hard | X20W Whether I caught my legs in And got in, and so he ran after the the briers when I got out to look at bu crying like a baby, and I let the sign-post, or whether Cy scratch- LoSET: again, and right away again |°0 M© when I was fighting him oft." he was trying: But no matter. I Iv churches to keep them going." When Carol had finished, Mrs. | Clrk breathed, "Poor girl; I don't doult her story a bit," and Sam rum- bled} "Yuh, dgure, Miss Mullins, is | youngiand reckless, but everybody in town, pxcept Ma Bogart, knows what Cy is. But Miss Mullins was a fool to go h him." "But for it wi , ST. JOHN BOSTON--HAVANA-- KINGSTON May 16/June 18% Sicilan Apply Local Agents or H. B, Beaumont, Gea. Agt., Pads. Dept 1 King St. 3 ronto Canadian Pacific Rafiway "* Sam avoided ver- Traffic Agents dicts, cling to the entrancing hor- rors of the story. "Ma Bogart cus- sed her Qut all morning, did she? Jumiped her neck, eh? Ma certainly THE NEW ROUTE WINNIPEG SASKATOON PRINCE RUPERT CALGARY ° EDMONTON VANCOUVER VICTORIA AND ALL WESTERN POINTS CHOICE OF ROUTES NENTAL LIMITED" is the premier train got him home. Up on the porch. Mrs. Bogart was waiting up . ... "You know, it was funny, all the time she was--oh, talking to me-- and Cy was being termibly sick--I Just kept thinking, 'I've still to drive the buggy down to the livery.stable. I wonder if the livery marl will be awake?' But I got through somehow. 1 took the buggy down .to tle stable, and got to my room. I locked my door, but Mrs. Bogart kept saying things, outside the door. Stood out there saying things about me, dread- ful things, and rattling the knob. And all the while I could hear Cy in the back yard--being sick. I don't Sam Clark was president of the school-board. When Carol told him Fern's story Sam looked sympathetic 'and neighborly, and Mre. Clark sat by cooing, "Oh, isn't that too bad." Carol was interrupted only when Mrs. Clark begged, "Dear, don't speak so bitter about 'pious' people. There's lots of sincere practising Christians that are real tolerant. Like the Champ Perrys." : "Yes, I know. Unfortunately there are enough kindly people in the DODDS is one hel t" r "Yes, you know how she is; so vicious," | "Oh no, her best style ain't her viclousness. What she pulls in our Christian Fortitude and keep a clerk busy for one hour while she picks out half a dozen fourpenny nails, I remember one time--" "Sam!" Carol was uneasy. "You'll fight for Fern, won't you? When Mrs. Bogart came to see you did she make definite charges?" "Well, yes, you might say she did" "But the school-board won't act on them?" "Guess we'll more or less have to"; prevents Pyorrhea (Riggs' Disease) if used in time and used consistently. . And in i orthea-- it d i d Preveiting Py. guards against Forhan's (For the Gums) cleans teeth scientifically as well. Brush your teeth with it. It keeps them white gu shuiwke ge bas siready : set in, start using F. han's and consult a dentist Si for al a G0 tule in Curtads and U.S. If your cannot ' i 3 and wo vii mail be PE Yon di Pricstows ros ' : Formali of R. J. Forhen, D. D. S. "THE CONTR of the Canadian National Rafiways. It leaves Ottawa dafly at 1330 a.m. for all western points. Standard Sleeping Cars, Tourist and Colonist Sleeping Cars, Dining Car and Com- partment, Observation, Library car -- all modern steel equipment, om Toronto through standard sleeping car to Winsii- Peg is attached to train leaving Toromto at 8.46 p.m. dally, also Tourist Sleeping Car Toronto to Winnipeg on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays, connecting at North Bay with "The Continental Limited." In addition, Na- " & solid through train, Toronto at 10.36 p.m. via Port Arthur for think I'l ever marry any man. And thea today: "She drove me right out of the hotise. She wouldn't listen to me, all morning. Just to Cy. I suppose he's over his headache mow. Even at breakfast he thought the whole thing Was a grand joke. I suppose right this minute he's going around town "But you'll exonerate Fern?" (To be Continued.) SHEE PILLS - In Similar Straits, The tramp shambled after the a Pe smartly-dressed man carrying a i orhan's prosperous bag. "Give us a couple EE ----. Sd of coppers, guv'mor," he pleaded. 4 , tlenal, Mandya Wednesdays and Saturday SUPBRIOR DINING CAR SERVICE ' ickots, resarvations and all information apply te Kingston, Ont. ° For ti City Agent, 217 Princess Street, doasting about his 'conguest." You stand? I did keep him away! But I don't see how I can face my school. They say country towns are fine for dringing un bows in, but---- I can't understand--oh, don't you wunder-| "Just somethin' to get some bread. Think wot it is ter be friendless, de- spised, "ated by all--" APL HE EE "Shut up, you fool!" said the man with the bag. "I'm an income tax collector." 2 A child never learns bate until | has learned what fear ia High ideals do not always qualify Tor ordinary ordeals, : i