BEATS MONKEY GLANDS. To those who object for religious or other reasons to avoepting & mon- key gland as a part of the physical babiation for his soul, a new and much pleasanter way of Hving one hundred years or perhaps indefinitely bas been dlacovered. The new dis- covery, which is called the law of penetrability by Alfred W. Lawson, who claims to have found it after a labor of thirty years, does away with the medicine and the services of 'he doctor as well as of monkey glands. This law, as explained by the discov- erer, is ¢imply the art of synchroniz- ing all our organs by obtajning a pro- per balance of rest, food and exer- cise. | In its application every man must be his own ian and learn to adjust his habits to preserve such a by NG | balance of his functions. Thus he + Presiden . Editor aud Managing-Director can produce the right amount of pressure and suction to secure per- petual movement, It does not sound 80 easy, but Mr. Lawson says tha' with time and stidy anyome ean 239 {learn this law of his being and by ~ |applying it can secure health, happi- I Letters to ft rs. pubiience eT oe sane of the 17 Attached "ia ome of the Dest job printing offices in Canada, [The circulation of THE BRITISH - WHIG is authenticated by -the ; ' ABO Audit Bureau of Circulations PP A © A grouch is just fiver complaint { made vocal. . Edison chews tobacco. Show wifie $his if she objects. Your luék may be bad, but what "of a coal dealer with a conscience? You hear about the ultimate con- sumers. They ultimately get hit. Turkey might as well understand that the way of the transgrpfsor 1s barred. / : A premier is a groat man if every- 'body prospers while he happens to be on the job. © Cultivating daughter's voice Is often a harrowing experience for the yest of the family. German motorless plane flow two rs. Wish we could get a motor« auto to do 'that. A new-born baby always yells; and considering the tax burden it = faces, you can't blame it. Boston woman threw her soup at the waiter. Btiquette book would * have prevented this blunder. - The reason there are fewer great Preachers now is because you can't got a dollar's worth for a nickel. ; About the only hair-raising exper fence some men ever have is a youth- ful effort to cultivate a mustache. 'War not only threatens in Europe, Put now a man in this country advo- ates ¢onfiscating spooners' autos. "What do the well-dressed idlers Hive on?" shrills a parlor Bolshevist, | Speaking off-hand, we should say oredit. : © There isn't enough cannon fodder the world to make a boundayy line Slay put if it isn't where it should £ E eS 3 outsiders kill Christians. They the right to 'butcher one an- | parent. E ness and long life, WOMEN SPIES JOKES, Long before women: had any thought of trying to compete with men in all occupations the woman Spy was a famous character of fiction, 'land spying was considered quite a womanly calling and one for which women were specially suited both by mature and training. The woman spy was taken as a matter of course, like the woman teacher and nurse, only she was a much more romantic {figure. But all this is now shown to {have been 'a delusion by Sir Basil Thomson, chief of the eriminal in- | vestigation bureau of Scotland Yard, who says that women do not make good spies, being lacking in techni- cal knowledge, a thing 'which he seems to rate far above the much-ex- tolled intuition of woman. In telling his experiences with a semyber of women spiés--or women who oomsidered themselves spies-- Sir Basil describes them as of ordin- ary intelligence, and in some cases very stupid, and their work trans- And he has known most of the womem spies who have gained any repuiation as such. Nor does he describe any of them as possessing the deadly beauty and charm which was supposed to make men putty in their hands. Not ag single one im- pressed him as being good looking. NO EXAMINATIONS. Out of old Egypt comes a new cry. The students of Cairo, active in poli- tics, are agitatimg that examinations in" universities and high schools. be eliminated. They aré strong énough to have a real issue out of so seemingly ridicul- ous a stand. "Vote for Mahmond Bey and no examinations," is their slogan. Alas! Schoolboys in Egypt and in Canada are much the same. Alike they find the yoke of the educational | system irksome, But alike, also, they wifl find in later life that there is truly no royal road to learning. Ex- aminations, in fact, may go. But it 1s not the 'ests themselves, but what they represent, that eounts. No lowering of educational stand- ards should be permitted anywhere Mngthe world in such times es these. We live in a transition period, The hope of the world Mes with the stu- dents of our schools, right here at home, in the universities and col- leges, and in similar institutions all over the world, Not less strict, but more strict. Not pandering to the mental laziness of boy politicians, but insisting on the highest attainment possible-- that is the method of making school work count, Goodness knows, exams are dreadful things. But an unedu- _{eated generation would be a worsé PERE SC Se one, WHAT AILS GERMANY? The German nation is sick, and the rest of the world is properly alarmed, for not oily may this malady be con tagiods, but the patient is apt to fall into a dangerous deMriom. That this danger is imminent is the opinion ex- pressed dy Charles Edward Russell, who has recently returned to the United States from Europe. "In my opinion," says Mr. Russell, itself. The real trouble goes Ty 13 ts deepal: people. "Everyone thére seems overwhelm ed in & flood of pessimism * saye Mr. Russell, hm, a. pattems, lowes. Dose THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG cure in Germany. Or she must be' subjected to some influence that will have the same effect. Sm-------------------------------- FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH. A great many years have elapsed since Ponce De Leon, bold adven- turer, sought in the then new world ence among the living on this earth Is a thing which has been coveted down through the ages. Despite the views of Dr. Osler and others who serdously, or fn jest, have contended that most human beings would be better off for a chloroform treatment before, there are few who would not choose to emulate Methuselah. During the past few months news reporis and magazine articles have contained accounts of numerous per- sons who are enjoying rugged health and all their faculties despite the four and five score of milestones they have Jeft behind. When people ap- proach the hundred mark there js one question which they are called upon, scores of times, to answer. The question is: "To what do you attri- bute your good health andlonglife?" Assembling the reples from these young old people would leave a re- sult which would defy analysis. Ii would be difficult indeed to formu- late from the answers any set of rules which the individual might apply to himself and hope to acquire long life for himself. The reasons for old age, as vouchsafed by the aged, are usual- ly conflicting. One of the young aged men will account for his healthy body and acute faculties, because he refrained from intoxicants and narcotics, or perhaps he retired and arose early. Refusal to worry is another reason frequently advanced. It happens, however, that the next aged one will %ll you that he slept Httle, worked hard, worrfed a lttle--Ilike most of us-- and sometimes indulged a little too much in eating and drinking, " The point is that the secret of ex- ceptional long life is in as much of & mystery now as in the days of the fountain-seeking Spaniard. There may be old persons who consciously, or otherwise, have defied most of the laws of health. For the great mass it will Be eafest to assume that the better chance of enjoying longevity is through obeying the simple laws of hygiene and common sense, which have been proven by competent medi cal authorities, A CENTURY OF HUMANE LAWS. Humane societies are observing the centenary of the enactment of the first law for the prevention of cruel- ty to animals. It was a bill providing a penalty for ill-treatment of cattle, and was passed by the British parli- ament in 1822. That they took the leadership in this matter is a dis tinction of which the English people may well be proud; for the attitude that a people take toward the treat. ment of animals is a pretty fair in- dex to the state of their civilization, Savages are ruthless; backward peoples, if not cruel themselves, are indifferent to cruelty; but the most highly developed races {invariably are marked by merciful regard for the feelings of the weak and help- less, even though they be/dumbd brutes. It is a safe assumption thas a country which takes pains to pro- tect animals from needless suffering is one in which the 'arts, the sci- ences and all other earmarks of what 'we call civilization have attained = high degree of cultivation. It is only one hundred years since the first statute specifically probibit- ing cruelty to animals was written; law---the law enforced by the con- science--to restrain men and women from inflicting unnecessary pain on the lower creatures. William Cowp~ or, who died in 1800, wrote: 'I Would not enter on my list of friends (Though graced with polished manners and fine sense, Yet wanting sensibility) the man 'Who needlessly sets foot upon a worm. And nearly 2,000 years before Cows per's time a great Teacher, in the Sermon on the Mount, exalted the quality of mercy, on which all laws for the prevention of eruelty to ani- Tale are based. An opponent of the British at of 18382, deriding it in a speech before lk ts +e wt al 89, however, before n the fountain of youth, Long exist- [7 along about the three score mark, or |» but long before there was a higher,| BOLE THOUGHT FOR TONY RETURN TO THE LORD: Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man bis thoughts: and let him return to the Lord, and he will have mercy | upon him: and to our God, for he| will sbundently pardon.--Isaiah 65: crippled, shall suffer and starve. In fishing as a recreation the greatest sport is found when the stuggles of the fish are prolonged. ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR } BY SAM HILL . His Meat. "For knockers I've no use," Our garage man just said; "But cars that knock provide Dough for my dally bread." Observations of Oldest Imhabitant. I kin remember whem you could Cross a street without having to stop first to think whether your will was made and your accident and life Ih- surance policies paid up. Just a Passing Thought. Walking is good for the health--but we understand the membership of the automobile clubs outnumbers the membership of the hikers' clubs by about a million to one. Folks must be treating their health like a step- Child these days--which is why all the doctors can afford to ride around in moter cars. «lo, Hum! "Berore ne weds the girl He has her on his lap," sighed Heck: "But later, doggone the luck, He. finds she's always on his neck" Another Version of an Old One. Blinks--"When money talks it talks sense." Jinks-- That's not strange. It's composed of hundred per cent cents." Well, We Ain't a-Gonna Stop Him, Dear Sam: When nwtoring through a little town in West Virginia recent- ly 1 saw a sign which read "Willie Will Eutcher." . Hester Smith, Elmwood. rool Questions. lyoke asks: "What did Anthra- The advance in price, prob- Ho cite?" akly. Another One Gone. He was hitting at eighty-five an hour, Or something there about; He had er in high and went on high When his back tire blew out. S---- Gems From Guide Book to Success. The heights of success are well worthy of attainment, but they are not to be gained by a single leap. To know each ehasm, each pitfall that lies between you and the top, start at the hottom with a full supply of Grit, Determination and Good Common Sense, and work Saretully up. -J. BF. -- Quoth the Raven, "Never More)» Says 8 news item: "Ravens pair for life, and use the same nest year after year" Showing that the Ravens dif- fer from men in that they never try matrimony more than once. -- What's He Beem Doin' All Summer? (fowa County Demiocrat, Mineral Point, Wisconsin) Moved by Ald. Sims and carried unanimously that the Chief of Police be empowered to purchase a pair of trousers for uniform, New Side Line For Motor Companies. "(Classified Ad. in Ohio Exchange) For Sale-- One good rubber-tired buggy and a set buggy harness. GQ, 8. & R. Motor Sale Co. in What Every Kid Wants To Know. 'Willle had just come in contact with his mother's slipper as the result of his disobedience, and was making the welkin ring with _his howls, but he stopped long enough to ask between sobs: "Mother, why ain't it just to be good as 1t is to be bad?" as easy Squirrel Food. He surely is a nut, His garret is to let; Of brains he's minus, but The squirrels 'll get him yet. Be The Man of the Hour. "What the world needs to-day -- began the Solemn Man. < "Is & pinch hitter who ean knock a home run every time he goes to bat," growled the Fan. Daily Sentence Sermon. It's worry, mot work, that kills, and it's work, not wony, A that makes life. News of the Nasés Club. Clara Spends, of Lansing, Mich., is fo different from any other woman. Dan Howley, Detroit coach, has signed to manage the Toronto base- ball team. none at sil. And so do the |, ABC Classified Aas. Kingston's One Price Clothing House--Ready-to-Wear and Made-to-Measure. 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