"THE SIX-YEAR-OLD HAD BRONCHITIS EVERY WINTER bam, Bronchitis generally begins with 'chills, followed by fever and a harsh, dry, hacking cough. There is a rajsing of phlegm, which at first is of a light color. but, as the trouble pro- Sresses it becomes of a yellowish or 'greenish color and Is sometimes _ streaked with blood. _ bronchitis will find in Dr. All those who are troubled with Wood's Pine fyrup a remedy that will stimu- "late the bronchial organs, subdue the inflammation, soothe the . irritated parts, and loosen the phlegm. - Mrs. Oliver C. LePage, South Rus- tico, P.E.I., writes:--' My little six- year-old girl had very bad attacks of bronchitis every winter. In the even- ing and during the night, she would have fever and choke up, and had a wheezing in her chest. We tried sev- eral cough medicines, but they never seemed to do her any good. A neigh- bor advised us to try Dr. Wood's Nor- way Pine Syrup, which we did, and after she had taken two bottles she got perfectly well." . Price 36c. and 60c. a bottle; put up only by The T. Milburn Co., Limited, Torouto, Ont. AUTO TOPS RECOVERED Beded 4nd you an yd Suh sepnie yining J. M. PATRICK LJ Kingston 40 Sydenham in N RUB REEUMATISH OR "SORE ACHING JOINTS St. Jacobs Ofl stops any pain, and rheumatism in pain only. No one case in fifty requires inter- nal treatment. Stop drugging! ' Rub soothing, penetrating St. Jacobs Ofl ht into your sore, stiff, aching nts, and relief comes instantly, St. Jacobs Ofl is a harmless rheu- matism liniment, which never disap- points, and cannot burn the skin. Limber up! Quit complaining! Get a small trial bottle of old, honest St. Jacobs Ofl at any drug store, and in just a moment you'll be free from rheumatic pain, soreness and stiff- ness. Don't suffer! Relief awaits you. Bt. Jacabs Ofl is just as good for sciatica, neuralgia, lumbago, backache, sprains. sveivnievanne 100 Bricks Assorted Bricks ,.....880" J. H. JARVIS | OPEN MONTE" CAAA) G0) ts POOP GPC DY PPO The Funny Side of Things FICOGOLFOVUTOIIOTIVC000000 Englishmen, as a rule, in traveling are very reticent, and in this respect quite unlike foreigners. "On one occasion," writes Sir Lees Knowles, in 'Fun, Fact, and Ex- tract," "I was traveling from Mao- chester to London in a first-class rail- way carriage, and opposite to me { was, apparently, a Menchester busi- ness man. ' "Neither had said a word to the tance south of Weedon the train pass- | to the Irish express. "I told him the story, and when I 'It would startle you, wouldn't it?' And what was all the conversation during a journey of four hours!" The following account of the story of Balaam and his ass is from the exercise-book of a third- standard boy:-- "It was about an owld gentleman as was a-wallopin' of a donkey, and as the donkey was stupid, he whacked it with a stick. The donkey ran agin a wall and squeezed the gentleman's leg, and he walloped it they and no mistake and serve it right. Then the donkey began to speak and told him he was wicked to serve him in this ere style, and an angel came down and took sides with the donkey and preached a sermint to the owld gen- tleman and they all went away Jolly." There is a story told about a north- ern bishop that, when he was on one occasion about to stay the night at a particular vicarage, the vicar, who was anxious that everything might be in order, called at the palace to inquire what he could do for the comfort of his guest. He met at the palace a young man whom he took to be a private secre- tary, who informed him that the bishop was very particular about what he took to drink, and he sug- gested that the vicar unostentatious- ly might give him a choice. For in- stance, if on the table in his bedroom there were a bottle of brandy, a bot- tle of whisky, a bottle of port, and some soda water, then he.could please himpelf. As matter of fact, the bishop was a teetotaller, and when he was | shown into his bedroom he was hor- | rifled with the innocent display of hospitality, as a joke had been played upon the unsuspecting vicar by the bishop's son. f On one occasion another bishop was visiting one of his clergy whose wife was away from home. As, how- ever, the bishop was staying only one night, the parson thought that it was not necessary to recall his wife.. The bishop came, and the next day, as he was leaving the house, the host sald, "The next time you come, my lord, I hope that you will bring Mrs. (Bishop) with you," when he was shocked to hear the reply, "Can't rough it, can't rough it!" The parson was somewhat upset. On her return his wife inquired about the arrangements, and upon being told in which room the bishop had slept, a brilliant idea occurred to her, and she excitedly asked her husband if he had remembered to take the sil- ver from under the mattress. A young man who was learning to shoot was very keen about it, as he had been presented with a new gun. His father was rather anxious, and in order to induce care he told his son that a gun was a dapgerous wea- pon, and sald that a neighbor, when out shooting, had hit a beater. The boy was greatly interested, and ex- claimed, "Father, which barrel was fer A well-known counsel was noted for his indifferent dressing. A friend persuaded him to go to a firm of cele- brated tailors. The new clothes were sent home, but did not seem to suit him better than those he had been wearing, and the friend who had persuaded him to buy them went to the tailors to poiut this out. To his astonishment, the tailor asked, "How can you expect any of his clothes to fit? When we went to measure him, he sald that he spent most of his life in literary work sit- ting in a chair, and in a chair he in- sisted upon being measured for 'his clothes." Two Sisters of Mercy were once shown in to see a lawyer. They urged their case, and appealed so fer- vently that he felt he must give them something for charity and in order to set rid of them. So to tempt them he said he would give them a sove- reign for a kiss aplece. . The Sisters were greatly startled, and one sald, "What do you think, Mary? Charitable object, don't you know!" And they coyly assented. He gave the sovereign and extracted the penaity. e The next morning a constable ap- peared and sald he had arrested two | other. Wken we were a short dis- | ed the spot where two days after our | marriage my wife and I were thrown | down the embankment in an accident i had finiehed his only comment was: | . ¢ Corn an DAL DAL SRITISH ATTENDING MONSTER TEMPERANCE CONVENTION. WHIG. Among the headliners of the first triennial convention of the World League Against Alcoholism being held in Toronto are the following delegates and members of the execu- tive. Top row, left to right: Miss L. Sapoa, representing the Phillipine Islands; Mrs. Anna A. Gordon, president World W. C. T. U.; Miss Cora F. Stoddard, Boston, Mass. ; T. P. Sinka, Benares, India. Centre row, left to right: Dr. Wayne B. Wheeler, Washington, D.C.; Dr. Robert Herood, Switzerland, joint president, World League; Hon. Larsen Ledel, Denmark, vice-president World League; Dr. P. A. Baker, vice-president World League. row, left to right: Bishop Thos. Nicholson, Washington. D.C.; Dr. H. B. Carre, Vanderbilt University; Rev. Wilson Stuart, London, England} Dr. C. W. Saleeby, Londan. Bottom Straton, noted evangelist, on denies. "Tre NEW YORK'S MAYOR DECLARES WAR ON KU KLUX KLAN. Mayor J. F. Hylan (left), of New York, has ordered Police (right) to drive the Ku Klux Klan out of New York city. disorderly house," is the mayor's instruction. The centre figure is that of Rev. John Roach named by Hylan as being connected with the Klan. Commissioner Enright at the Klan as you would a Dr. Strat- S. Siggins, Fort Mayer, Va. dertook to build, unaided, sev years, and the couple will be wedded as soon as the THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT FOR JILL IN 17 YEARS. , i8 just completing the 10-roomed house which he un- enteen years ago. His flancee has 'waited throughout the "love nest" is in readiness. A New York protest meeting against the execution of Childers turns into a riot. {turned it over to the police depar:- . heandy, and each plece was found DEATH PACKAGE SENT BY WOMAN IN MAIL Each Plece of Oandy Contained Enough Polson to Kill Twelve People. Reading, Pa., Nov. 27.--Charged with attempting to murder Mrs. Annie Chamurs, aged 23, by sending her poison candy through the malls, Mrs. Elizabeth Beard, aged 52, was under arrest hers today. Mrs. Chamurs received a myster- 'lous parcel containing candy early in the week and, becoming ied ment for analysis. City Chemist Merkle analyzed the contain bichloride The "death package" was address- of mercur side was a note reading: "From Lulu. Please give your mother a taste. I made it myself." Tracing the handwriting, polise arrested Mrs. Beard and placed 1 charge of "attempted murder" against her. The two women are said to have quarelled recently. To Probe Partisan Charges. Ottawa, Nov. 27.--Malcolm Grae- me Cameron, Goderich, has been ap- pointed a commissioner to investig- ate into the report on charges of political partisanship against gov- ernment employees in the province of Ontarlo. : dood's Pill Bioaiason * led tn Danawriting, and on the in- t+ ik 2 rein a a ww " MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1083, Betiy Takes A Strange Ride. "Oh dear," growled Betty, as she trudged home from town. "If there's one thing I do hate to do {t's to walk. My feet hurt, and--" hete Betty stopped short, for Gocomeback, the little travel elfin, flopped down on the read right in front of her. {""Well, of all things, Gocomeback, {where did you come from?" she |laughted, helping the little elfin dust {off his clothes. "You don't mean where did I come from," he laughed merrily. "You mean where am I going, Be | honest and confess.' "Well, where were you bound for |then?" Betty laughed. '* hope you'll | walk a little way with me so the road | wore seem so long."' "Better plan than that," suggested | Gocomeback. "You come with me, 1 was just going on an errand my- self." And before Betty could ask | where he was going she was whisked | through the air, over mountains and | PORTABLE LAMPS AND STUDENTS' LAMPS FROM $3.30 AND UP. ELECTRIC HEATERS Varfety of styles. 7.50 UP TO $15.00 Burke Electric Co. 72 Princess Street. Phone 423. 'Gook's Cation Rook Compound 4 '~/ back and Betty. Betty Laughed Merrily. seas, and when she was get down on the ground again it was in a strange country. "Can't you tell by the dress that little girl has on where we are? I'm quite sure you've studied about her in your school books,' whispered Go- oomeback as the little girl turned the corner and was joined by her brother, * Their little yellow faces brighten- ed as they spiel Gocomeback and Betty, and they came trotting over to shake hands. The little girl wore a tiny cap cov- ered with bright beads, and her long black hair braided in a braid down her back flopped around as she ran. She had on a little pink satin jacket and wide pantalets of dark red. Her ooat fell to her knees, and her pan- talets almost touched her gay color- ed silk stockings. The little brother wore a bright 'blue gown embroidered with flowers. This came to his knees. Down from under it peeked blue silk trousers tied tight around his ankles. Mis stockings were white, and his shoes were black cloth with thick white soles. 'I know," laughed Betty, as Go- comeback introduced them. "You are little Chinese children. I've seen your pictures in my study book." This seemed to please them very much, and they shook hands with Gocome- Not as we shake hands, but by holding their two thumbs together and shaking them up and down. Betty fixed her hands the same way, shook them up and down, and laughed merrily. "I was on my way here and found ¢itetty crying because she had to At riot EPH br! Save Your Coal CHOICE HARDWOOD Cut 12" long and split ready for ranges 16" long for Furasces $4.25 per load Try a load this mild weather. W. A. Mitchell & Co. 15 Ontario Street Telephone 67. [| hepsesll walk" laughed the elfin, "80 I stopp. ed and gathered her up and brought her with me. Going some place?" 'Yes, we are," laughed the little Chinese girl. "Wait and ride with uu." t fyir Just then a fellow pulling a wheelbarrow, another pushing fit, turned the corner, and the little Chinese bpy halled them, and they came trotting up. The wheelbarrow was not like Betty's daddy's wheel- barrow. Instead of the small wheel at the front, this wheelbarrow had ea large wheel right up in the very centre. The little Chinese childrem each sat on either side of the big wheel, and Betty and Gocomeback sat down in front of them, and away they went, Betty laughing merrily as they bump- ed over the road. One big OGump-- Betty peiked herself up. Chinstown, the two children, Gocomeback and the wheelbarrow had vanished, and there she was right outside her own gateway. She ran laughing inte the house to tell her mame how she had gotten home. Our lost hopes are stepping stones to peace. "My Hands Trembled 'and I Could Not Sleep" DR. CHASE'S NERVE FOOD 50 cents a box, all dealers or Edmanson, Bates & Oo., 144, Torouta, HOHE LHL HHT TA City Water and Milk At present the local Health Commissioner has publicly announced thet all city water should be boiled--because it is not pure. Milk can be and, in many cases, is not just as injurious to the health as impure water. Milk from PRICE'S DAIRY is pasteurized and clarified, ing their customers of only the purest milk it is possible to get. PRICE'S DAIRY pure, and to the consumer ig thereby assure HIRE ang