THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG © | SUNDAY SCHOOL HOWLERS, Some Amusing Things Said by the Little Folks. A young teacher had undertaken . His firs lesson was @eveted to impressing up- on the scholars the Tact that God could see and hear all they did and sald. After he had enlarged upon this truth for some time, a small boy "Please, teacher, can Soe ve My oe . J; S sandmather $ buck chun? It means stomach comfort, bodily vigor and wBecanss 1 know He can't." mental buoyancy. Eat two Sh Wheat © " . . » . "Because she aint got one!" os Biscuits every morning with milk or cream . - - » . th SAAES UF th voucher; delight fruit. If you like a hot dish that is The Patriarchs bave suffered ary porri pour hot milk Srievously at the hands of Bnday over the Biscuit, adding a little salt. Shredded scholars. Not even the m ess of Moses has Brotocied him from the t requires no sugar--vyou get all the re | mmc vials of natural sweetness of the whol dh : Contains all the nutritive elements the human body needs with just enough BRAN to stimu. late bow Delicious with sliced el movement. TRISCUIT bananas or other fruits. hide him, she took for him an ark is the Shredded Wheat crack- Of Dulrushes er--a real whole wheat toast & PB * al yery ignorant girl attended Sun- : : --eaten with butter, soft y School for the first time. The - arm ades. lesson was on Adam and Eve in Eden. RN © orm al "And have you never heard that story before?" asked the teacher. A gleam of intelligence lit up the child's face, "I believe as I've heard summat about that there snike!" ghe con- fessed. " GABY DESLVS DOUBLE INHERITS HER BEAUTY . AND DANCING PARTNER destrover of testh and health, is on the way. Four persons out of every five past forty, and thousands young- . Scripture. er, are subject to it. "Moses," said a bright little girl, "was a very, very, very naughty little boy. His mother beat him and beat him and beat him until she could him no longer. Then she put him into the ark of bulrushes!™ if dear child," exclaimed the 1 ed teacher, "what makes you say that?" "Please, teacher, it says In the Bible: 'When she could no longer FOR THE GUM More than a tooth ~it checks 35¢ and 60¢ in tubes A bishop was questioning a class On the vision of Jacob at Bethel. Finally he asked if anyone would like to ask him a question. Up went a little hand. : "Please, if the angels had wings, why @id they want a ladder to go up and down, sir?" The bishop, rather nouplussed, sald: "Perhaps some other little child can answer that question?" Another little girl was asked: "What dv you know about Esau? She answered: "Esau was a mighty MLLE. JULIA RICHARDSON, SAID TO EE THE DOUBLE OF them Tor + pornos, fables. ana oy THE LATE GABY, AND HARRY PILCER, MILLIONAIRE ACTOR, A little bo , Y, when asked what WHOSE FAUN DANCE CAUSED HIS ARREST IN PARIS. struck him most in the character of . King Solomon replied that he was P, Beautiful Mile. Julia Richardson, whom European thea'cn » to a as the double of the seductive Gaby Deslys, charmer of exceedingly fond of animals. royalty, has fallen heir late actress' dancing partner, Harry Pilcer, Fond of animals?" echoed the as well as to the beauty which charmed the Riviera. Pilcer, known in , surprised teacher. Paris as the millionaire actor, is a connoisseur of art treasures, of which Yes; it says he kept three hun- he has an enviable collection. He and Mile. Rahna were arrested on a dred porcupines, and my mother charge of violating public decency, for their rendition of the faun dance won't let me ki one hedgehog!" made famous by Nijinski of the Russian ballet. It is said that America Though the wing answer was 3 'may have an opportunity to see Mlle. Richardson and Pilcer during the given in a day school, the boy who i : coming wear. - gave it had evidently made good use of his opportunities on Sunday. The inspector asked the meaning of the word "pilgrim." "A man who makes long jour- ueys," replied a scholar. "But I make long journeys. Am I a pilgrim . Oh, 00," replied the boy; "a pik grim is a good man!" The definition of "bearing false "* given by a child of tender the of observa- Clear Your Skin Restore Your Hair With Cuticura Daily use of the Soap keeps the skin fresh and clear, while touches of the Ointment now and then as needed soothe and heal the first pim- hness or scalp alcum is excel- cold water and bad habits to hot. While in reality they are equals in effect, the latter seems to domin- ate. So it seems easier to catch badness than it does to get goodness. Everybody knows that many di- S€ases are contagious and they are avoided on this account. I wisa we might look upon health as coutag- fous and then proceed to expose everybody to its bemeficent effects. More than ever beforé there is Popular * interest in health-giving practices, Thousands 6f phono- graphic records, inscribed with dir ections for exercising, have been ars- YOUR HEALTH. In a way this is dangerous ad. vice. There are many people in the world who violate all the oonven- tional rules of hygiene and rot, be, cause they inherited powerful con- stitutions, appear stieng and vigor- ous, There Is an occastonal man Who can chow tobaoco, smoke & Bito- tine soaked pipe of ancient lineage, drink oceans ef "'hooch," sleep wita the windows shut, never tage bath, eat tons of indigestible food and never exercise, and in spite ot all these vile habits may be the ture of perfect health. How to Make Healkh and No: Disease, Contagd us By Royal 8. Copeland, M. D. New York. Why 46 we not make health eon- tagious? We could do it it we would catch the good habits. and lite-giving prac- tices of those we moet. In every office and every school- room, in every group in life, there is at least ome person who nas abounding health. Red cheeks, _----, WHAT WILL BE THE LOT OF THE AMERICAN GIRL WHO MARRIES A TITLE? mn Hard Wood Best quality hard body wood. We have a large stock of soft Maple and Birch, at a very, ~ reasonable price. Fae wine when nobody someone goen '"The Sadducees," replied a bored but polite boy, "didn't believe in Spirits, but the Pharisees were pub- licans and sold thei!" energetic young curate, con- : 0g a children's service, told the Scholars that he wanted them to sing "Hold the Fort" while marching ruby lips, bright eyes, firm muscles, elastic sfep, uplifted head, erect fig- ure and tireless energy---these are the signs of health and vigor which we should try to get. Bvil associations are supposed to corrupt good manners. Why is it that goodness does not have an equal appeal and follow naturally from contact with well-doing persons: After running the bathtub half full of hot water have you ever tributed in this country. Booxs on health, daily health articles, public lectures 'on how to live, health cen- tres, baby welfare stations, werrare work in factories, governmental health departments and a thousand and one other agencies for physical uplife---all these have contributed to good health, No matter how poor you may be, DO matter what you.may lack in This apparent physical in the face of selfish indulgence must not tempt you. Any one 'who Such a life will be called in ment, never fear, The day of recko by his own oody. ning may be posts poned, but it will surely come, Don't be misled by such an example. Find some clean, upstasMing, sport-loving, good-tempered individual--there are many such withia your cirgle «= J and follow a worth-whils example. pure-minded, active, initiative, you have it in your pow- er to learn how to live. There » 10 better way than w select owe or your friends or acquaintances = who gives evidence of following the rules noticed how much cold water = it takes to cool it down to a bearable temperature? Yet when a cold tub is drawn, a very little hot water will lift the temperature to the > desired degree. Of right living, and then imitate wm [tagious, the general span of life will Goodness may be combared to! manner of life. be extended. . Satan leading on." " wo The congregation, including the . : shildren, burst into an irrepressible shout of laughter, Too Honest. lawyer & new boy aad, had suff from the depreda- of his former lad, he determin to try the new boy's honesty at He therefore placed a five- under a round the church in procession. He Said that in order to aveid confusion he wou 1 go first; and after lining them up in ranks; he did 80, sin vigorously. All went well until the second verse wus reached: -- "See the mighty host advancing, Make his good health contagious. Catch his manner of life. Be infests ed with proper standards of living, When god health becomes' coh 5 HERE, FR 0 Suds all through Cleansing soap in every drop of waler Put your hand in a tub of Rinso suds. You can feel that the water is actually soapy all through. a 25 ativpea your Past four years, and 80----"" That boy was not retained. i ------eiin Terence Couldn't. Terence Muldoon was on his way home. was floundering along in the right direction. Sudden- ly he fell over, and pulled himself to his feet, to find the parish priest In front of him. "Terence, "sinners stand on -- ie faith, it's oh . hy more than Ol can do." : | » This is one reason why Rinso soaks clothes clean without hard rubbing. 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