THE DAILY Y BRITISH WHIG 'stead of doin sayi at vihing, aw, | SS A they just simply set, SRS Ca FRIDAY, Et Men's Summer Underwear See us for your Summer Underwear-- no button and one button style. Price $1.35 to $2.50. STRAW HATS Plain and fancy prices to please all. See our display at the Kiwanis Karnival in the Armouries next week. MAY 30, 1924. GANANOQUE 7] 7 May 29-Rev. Mr. Mick has a! dead tows, 3 [rew Franklin car and W. E. Rees a | anger appens by and Willys-Knight. | 0 take a set, : : W. O Jones leaves today for| THe SB tho town, well. | Oshawa where he will be a guest | ) at a house party at R. 8. McLaugh- He dasn't Ra ock old Pruntytows, foT | 1in's in honor of the principais in | when he starts his say x the Watkins-Foster wedding which | They i jhe Jack i wolves | i res place in Toronto Monday pext and send way. | Mr. Jones is to be one of the ushers And days and nights and Sundays ? | TS And at this wedding. | you'll find 'em all right there, Mrs, Frank Keyes and ton. Ger- | Settin' and a-argyin' out in the pub- | ald, have returned home wufier a lic square. motor trip to Watertown, Rome and | --Tennyson J. Daft. other points in New York sta:t-. Miss Anne Olsen, Kingston. is the | guest of Mrs. Edward McMaste:. | In the approach and putting com- | petition last Wednesday af'ernoon, | the first round ended in a tie for | Edward Taylor, J. H. Sampson and | Ivor Stevens, each with a nine. The play-off, as previously announced, was won by Edward Taylor, his score being ten and the other. two eleven each. The Methodist here next Monday. Miss M. Hanley, Kingston, is the guest of her brother, Rev. A. J. Hanley. | The old building two doors west | | of King street school is being torn down, and will be replaced by a gar- age which will be under the propri- etorship of A. T. Sheets. It is also understood thatg,she other o!'d build- ings adjoining win be converted into stores or dwellings that will be a pride to the main thoroughfare, Bill Easter, Tom Sawyer, P. | Judge Bragg and old Doc Emory and Cap'n Limpy Brown B'lieve upon the quiet this is a plumb | A WHIG READER WINS A PRIZE The general manager of The Fun Shop announces that a con- tribution from R. A. Bell, En- terprise, a. Whig reader of the Fun Shop daily . column, has been accepted and that Mr. Bell has been sent a cheque. Other readers are invited to send fun contributions to the New York office. The New Interpretation. Heck: "Say, what does R.S.V.P. on this party invitation mean?" Peck: "Who sent it?" Heck: "Joe Boozet." Peck: "Oh, that means Scotch, Vermouth and Port." --T. E. Mahoney. (Copyright, 1924, Reproduction Forbidden.) | { | | | | Pretty Whites The first showing of the season's newest White Shoes fer the holiday. Rye, CPP G PEEP LEIP eb * * | - $i + *| * * * * * + * * C0222 220000 0000000 George VanHorne's . 213 Princess Street. Phone 362w. Many new features in Straps, Buck and Canvas. Prices . .... $3.50 up to $6.00 Abernethy's Shoe Store INJUSTICE, conferenca opens By John J. Bormida. Readers are requested to contri- bute. All humor: e rams (or humorous mottoes), pIgrs anec- dotes, poetry, burlesques, "satires, and bright sayings of childfen, must be original and unpublished. Ac- cepted material will be paid for ut from $1.00 to $10.00 per contribution; from 25c. to $1.00 per line for poetry according to the character and value of the contribution, as determined by the Editor of "The Fun Shop." All manuscripts must be we.itten on one side of the paper only, should bear name of this newspaper, and should be addressed to Fun Shop Headquarters, 110 West 40th Street, New York City. Unaccepted contri pbutions cannot be returned. The "wise guy" steals a million bucks-- Ah! He's a master mind. And through his influence, he ducks The law, No guilt they find. { The poor man steals a loaf of bread, | And gets one year in jail. | Although half-starved { dead, His pleas most often fail. Grow Old In common with the rest of the body. After a person has and nearly reached middle life he natural- ly experiences growing difficul- These are all import- SPECIAL SALE he ballplayer steals in every game. | This life is awful queer. The more he steals the more his fame; Holmes, Doug. Morrison and R. JacXk- son, Brockville, were in town Wed- nesday evening for the Canoe Club ty in reading and doing other close work. Glasses will cor- rect this. If they are not se- dance. Kingston sent even a iarger number than usual, many autom )- | biles and the bus arriving with capa- ed Clocks and guar- anteed good time- When he goes home, we cheer, The sweetheart steals a little kiss; cured as soon as they should be, the "eyes are unduly strained. A perfect service for this defect for those needing it. W.D. Graham, R..0 Successor to J. J. Stewart Registered Optometrist 140 Wellington St Opp. Post Offer same. Dr. Waugh DENTIST 106 Wellington St. Phone 256. Prices reduced 25 to 33 1-39. Kinnear & d'Esterre "The Gift Shop" keepers. No two the BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. PHONES 2267F---928W, 400 ALBERT STREET " Asks her to be his wife, In time he weds this little miss, | And the poor young chap gets life! Our Own HOROSCOPE Department. Mr. Fred Neilsmith, Dear Fred: "If you were born on | | June 3rd, your lite will be under the | influence of Pisces, which, translated | | from the Gum Arabic, means Poor Fish. That is to say, however far | out of your depths you may be, you will always be in the swim. | Success will ever attend you. You | will always look well in light grey | spats. You should, however, beware | of banana peelings, blonde women, and trombone players with gold teeth. You will be married twice: once in { Reno, and once in earnest. FINAL PROOF. By Cecil Taylor, She loves simple, homely things: A rustic cot in some secluded place, With chores to do, and gowns de- void of lace; She loves simple, homely things! She loves simple, homely things: To cook, to sew, and hang clothes on a line; I'm proud--Ilast night she promised to be mine! -- At her home, 141 Hickson avenue, Kingston Junction, at 3.30 o'clock, Wednesday afternoon, occurred the death of Mary E. Lambert, eldest daughter of Anselm (Samuel) Lam- bert and Mary Ann Cramer. Deceas- | ed had been in poor health for some time. Miss Lambert was born in King- ston and always resided at her late residence on Hickson avenue. She leaves one sister, Margaret M., of Kingston, and three prothers, Sam- uel J., of Toronto, Michael B., of Kingston and Louis A., of Rome, N.Y. Deceased was a devout mem- ber of St. Mary's Cathedral and of the League of the Sacred Heart, Her many friends, and acquaintances will grieve to learn of her death. Rev. Father J. Coyle officiated at the mass and the pallbearers were: Messrs. M. Lambert, L. Lambert, S. Lambert and J. Taylor. . The I. Ronan firm had charge of the funeral arrangements. Goes to Ottawa. The Ottawa Oitizen states that Thomas A. S. McKee, who has re- signed as principal of Frontenac public school, has been appointed to the teaching staff at the Kent street school at Ottawa, and will take over his new duties at the opening of the fall term. city numbers. Death removed one of the Leeds county centenarians yesterday in the person of Johnson Redmond, who has spent his whole life in this county and for the past few years has been a resident of the town. He was an interesting and prominent fig- ure on the streets and very popular with young and old, possessing that genlality which symbolized good old Santa Claus in the minds of the little tots. Miss Edith Louch, R.N., New York City, is home on a visit to her par- ents. Mrs. Fred Mirandi and son, Gor- don, Brockville, are visiting friends in town. Mrs. Antisdel, who has been the guest of Mrs. Ward Valleau for the past several weeks, returned to] ry. her home in Ottawa yesterday, Mlss Audrey Rees has returned home after a coupte of weeks' visit with her sister, Mrs. Ira Kipp, Or- ange, N.J. Mrs. W. H. McKanday left yes- terday to visit friends m Watertown, and Lowville, N.Y. Mr. and Mrs. John Thompson and baby, Kingston, are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. John Thompson, Vic- toria avenue, Dr. and Mrs. Sinclair, Mrs. Byron Boyce and Mrs. George Little mo- tored to Brockville yesterday. Dr. and Mrs. Stedman, Miss Lydia Abbott and Dr. Fraser returned from Toronto yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. George Stunden, Winnipeg, who have spent the win- You Live With Your Furniture Select It With Care This Store sells Furniture of Quality at the Lowest Prices, each article carrying our Guarantee. When you buy here you not only PAY LESS, but you can get the right kind, which is even more important. .It is a pleasure to select Furniture at Reid's, as we offer you excellent service. JAMES REID "Phone 147 for Service. The Leading Undertaker ter in the south, arrived in town yes- terday and will spend the summer here with Misses M. and S. Stunden, In the approach and putting com. petition among the ladies yesterday afternoon for the Mrs. C. H. Bird prize, Mrs. F. W. Bell won in a score of ten. Loftus H. Reid, Toronto, elected grand master of Grand Black Chap- ter of British North America. She loves simple, homely things! _ HERE'S NEWS MEN!! WE ARE COMPELLED TO SACRIFICE OUR HUGE STOCK OF CLOTHING IN ORDER TO MEET THE DEMANDS OF OUR CREDITORS A FREE PAIR OF PANTS GIVEN AWAY WITH EVERY SUIT PURCHASED . ~ THIS WEEK-END LOT 2 YOUNG MEN'S SUITS Pencil Stripes, Donegals, Grey Herringbones, etc. Regular values up to $30. YOUR CHOICE Cupsand Saucers | Clover Leaf vcr... coon... $1.80 dozen Plain White (Meakin's) -....$1.20 dozen Plain White (Johnson's) ....$1.50 dozen PLATES Plain White (Meakin's) Dinner $1.80 doz. Plain White (Meakin's) Tea .. .$1.60 doz. Plain White (Meakin's) Dessert $1.20 doz. Plain White (Meakin's) Soup . . $1.50 doz. EXTRA SPECIAL for a few days only. Grape Cut Tumblers . ...... $1.20 dozen (You pay $1.80 elsewhere). Robertson's Limited 73 Princess St. One of the Duties of a Young Lady Employed in a Doll Factory. Making Eyes. + You Tell Him--We Stutter! A young girl from England was visiting her cousin Frank in America, relates Sydney B. Cameron. 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