1924. MONDAY, JUNE 9, =» THE DAILY BRITISH mss MEN'S OUTING SHIRTS Outing Shirts in the Country Club style -- Tan and White -- exceptional value. Price ......$2.50 and $3.00 Summer Underwear in B.V.D. styles. Price ....... ........%31.35 1032.50 George VanHorne's 213 Princess Street. Phone 362w. i Te ee Before placing your order for a Monument, or having Letter. ing done in cemetery SEE J. E.Mullen 857 Frontenac St., Kingston 'Phone 1417. Choice Body Hardwood. Soft Mixed Wood. Kindling and Slabs. Chas. Bedore & Son 840 NELSON STREET Phone 1746J. in gold oq pled num. Correct and beautiful be. yond comparison. Dr. Waugh | Yimear diene DENTIST 106 Wellington St. Phone 256. 621 *. None geamine whiow them, BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS , JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY, FHONES 2267F---9238W, 400 ALBERT STREET COUNTY GOOD ROADS | DISPUTE IS SETTLED Northern and Island Reeves ,, .. ..ch Vote For By-laws and Road Maple Sugar, Ib.. Work Will Start. jtadishes, Suuch Lettuce, leaf, bunch | Lettuce, head .. . Celery, bunch.. . { Cabbage, b.. | Strawberries, PRODUCE' MARKETS Napange Retail Market, \QHevenee, June 9 The dispute between the repre- sentatives of the northern and island townships and the southern town- ships, over the question of the county good roads was settled on. Saturday afternoon, and as a result the work on the county good roads system will be commenced at once. It will be remembered that at the March ses- ! sion when the southern representa- | ives, who are jncluded in the good roads system, asked the council to appropriate the sum of $79,000 for road construction during the year, | er 03. the cduncil by a vote of 9 to 8 de-| Bese. Posh 90s, 2 cided" not to vote the money asked, | Sugar granulated, cwt and as a result there has not been Shorts owl... a dollar available to construct or re- Straw baled. cwt. 50 pair any of the roads in the good | oy eat western, biz. -...31.40 | roads system so far this season. { Wheat, local, bus . ..' .....$1.30 Although the minister of high- { Bran ton i ..$30.00 | ®a¥s was . present on Wednesday| pp, yi pus. 00, ..$1.50-§2 | afternoon, and told the council what Corn toed. 3 .$1.75-82 00 | the Ontario government was pre-| orn. car 'ots > | pared to do, providing the bill for Hav ' bated ewe. the construction of the provincial Hay. Yoose. lon highway was paid, the northern re- Osis. western. presentatives were not quite satis- | oo. local | fied, and for that reason asked for | Young P &s another interview. On Saturday | Beet: th | afternoon at 3.30 o'cock, the minis- | Roast Beet ! ter, his deputy, and his engineer ar- rived at the court house, and a com- ' mittee composed of Dr. William |Steak, round, ib. Spankie, R. A. Hamilton and G. Mel- | Steak, T-bone .... .. ., .. ville Drew had a conference with | Bolling cuts him. The conference did not last |SteWing cuts, very long, and although the commit- | Beef. western, CWh ........10-14 | tee did not announce what the minis- | Beef, hinds, cwt. .......... ter told them, Dr. Spankie, who was | Beef, local, 1b. ..... the spokesman, informed council | Veal, 1b. | that the northern and island repre-| Fork: ) | sentatives were satisfied to pass the | Loin Roasts, 1b | roads by-law. The by-law was then | HOSS, live weight, cwt presented, given first, second and Chops, Ib. third readings, and signed and seal- ' F088. dressed, cwt {ed. The good roads committee will | Bacon, breakfast, Ib.... .. {immediately commence operations Bacon, Pea-meal, Ib.. .. .. .. | on the county road system, which is [02st pork, sliced, 1b. | badly in need of repair in some | Ham. cooked, Ib. .. | places. | Ham, smoked, Ib. A number of other money by-laws | Picnic Ham, Ib.. were passed, including one to fix the | Hinds, 1b. tax rate at twelve mills for county Pork sausages, 1b. .......... 20-28 | purposes. | Sausage, beef and pork, 1b. ..10-15 The finance committee, after the | Lamb: i council had dealt with the budget in | Carcass, yearlings, 1b.. .....20-25 detail, went into committee for a few | Carcass, spring, 1b.... .. .. ..40 | minutes and then returned and re-| Hinds, Ib.. .. ..25-30 ported that the only three changes to | [1nds, spring, Ib.. ve. 45-50 be made in the budget ag drawn up | Forequarters, spring, 1b ..30 and presented to council on Friday | @mb chops. . 30-3§ wal a grant to the roads and bridge | i £arcass, bo. oo o...017-22 | committee ot $800, instead of $700, | or : | an increase of $200 to the Children's Chien 1p. Yo +++.18-25 Aid Society, and two grants of ff- ckens, 1b .. s.r .23-28 omens In. | Chickens, crate fatted, Ib ... 25-27 | teen dollars each to the Women's In- | ' | stitutes of the county. Chickens, dressed, each ..90-$1.50 box bunch unches. . c, phew o.. .. 50-60 Potatoes, bag.. .. .. ..$2.00-§2.25 } Potatoes, pk.: .... .. .. ....40 | Butter, creamery, 1b... ... ..34-38. | Butter, dairy, Id Cheese, ! new, | | Cheese, oid, Ib. Rhubarb, | Asparagus, | Onions, domesti bus. +. $6-37 PRIT. coo vees. |8teak, porterhouse, 1b. .,....23-25 vearlings, ..85-70 | ..60-65 | cr. 14-23 | 'ee 18-20, ..28| g | Dr. Trapcock Sends an Open Letter ce es a. B0<6O | ! > Hides, etc. . When the jttee ask- . Sn iS Jnauce Lomumiiies 45K | encom shine. ond.' 7533.00 {ed for a vote, Councillor Jamieson : NEE NNEENNERNNRENEENERRNERNNANY JUNE BRIDES Gifts selected from our large and new stock will add greatly to the bride's happi- ness. No matter how small or how large a gift you want we can suit you. Select your gift from Coalport, Crown Derby, Royal Worcester, Limoges, Doulton or Crown Ducal China, Community Plate Silverware. Beautiful Flower Bowls, Comports, etc. Solid Black Console Bowls and Candle- sticks and many other attractive pieces. Robertson's 73 Princess St. Shoe Specials Children's Brown Muleskin Sandals-- Allsizes . ..... «verona... $1.00 pair Children's Brown Canvas Strap Slippers-- White rubber soles and heels. All sizes, $1.00 pair. 'Boys' Brown or Black Lace School Boots Sizes 1105 . ...xde. rei. oi . $2.99 pair ALLAN M. REID SHOE STORE moved an amendment to strike out all grants to agricultural societies, the Kingston General Hospital, the | Hotel Dieu, the Women's Institutes | Horse hides .. .. ....$2.00-$3.00 Hides, b.. .. J..i.. vie 08-07 Sheep skins, fresh, each $1.00-$1.50 Veal skins, 1b.. .. .. ....10-12 Wool, washed, 1b.. .. ... ..25-30 and for several other reductions which he claimed would reduce the tax rate. He spoke for a consider-| able time, but councillor Halliday | asked for a ruling on the matter of | __ the grants to the pubMe institutions, | Under O. F. Telgmann Gives Concert in Capitol Theatre. as he claimed a motion or amend- ment in council woul not kill the| A splendid programme was given by-law which voted these moneys, | ?¥ the Kingston Symphony orches- and the warden. ruled that Council-| 8 In the Capitol Theatre on Sun- lor Jamieson was out of order. | day evening. Director 0) F. Telg- The councillors appreciate the | M300 and his co-workers furnished work the Children's Aid Society is | a large crowd with music of rare doing, and realize that cases, par-| quality for a large part of the eve- ticularly in the morthern part of the | ®iD& and it is to be hoped that the county, require comsiderable money | OTChestra will not be allowed to to investigate, and for that reason vanish from view for another year it was agreed that the society should | POW: get the extra two hundred, as there| Ihe Programme was as follows: is no money available except grants | Overture, "Light Cavalry," Suppe; | Humoreske, "Moderato Graziosi," Wool, unwashed.. .. ...., ..22-25 SYME. 'HONY ORCHESTRA. | Mrs. Clark left Monday morning to made by the city, county and govern- | ment. i The council adjourned to meet pn | the third Tuesday of November at | 3.30 p.m. At this meeting the by- | law to authorize the payment of the | "QU cost of the provincial highway will likely be passed. Godfrey Resident Dead. Godfrey, June 4.--Jeffrey Frank, daughter of William 8S. and Caroline Carroll, 'was born near Godfrey. | Hinchinbrook, Aug. 24th; 1883, and died at her home in the same town- ship, May 28th, 1924. She was unit- | ed in marriage to Stanley Jeffrey in 1907; to which union four sons, Willie, Joseph, Carl and George, also two daughters, Caroline and Eliza- eth, were born. She was preceded in death by her mother on Jan. 23rd, 1916. She is survived by her hus- band and six children and an aged ther, who resides at Verona, Ont., And three sisters, Mrs. Chloe Snider or Hinchinbrook, Mrs. Elizabeth Sherwood and Mrs. Grace Snider, both of Kingston. She was a good wife and a loving mother and belov- ed by all who knew her. The fun- eral service was held in the Free Methodist church at Verona, con- ducted by H. J. Crowder. The re- mains were placed In Harrowsmith cemetery. Tamworth Tidings. Tamworth, June 4.--Rev. Mr. and | attend conference at Picton. Allen Carscallen's little boy is much bet- ter. There are two nurses in at- "tendance. Mr. O'Brien and son, Tweed, were in town over Sunday getting mews for their Tweed paper. They will put in their press in a few days. John Eagle, Sarnia, spent Friday night in town after an absence of thirty-five years. Mr. Green, Napanee, was in town on Wednesday. The Tamworth Dra- matic Club is putting a play on at Marlbank tonight. Tamworth play- ed ball at Newburgh, 11-12 in favor of Tamworth. Jamworth girls played basketball with Newburgh; 8-7 in favor of Tamworth, - i Dvorak; Symphony, The Clock, Haydn, Adagio, Presto, Andante, Minuett, Finale Vivace; Serenade, "Love Letters," Toselli; March, een's Mascot, Boo-Hoo," Telg- mann Ladies' Bowling Club. At a meeting of the Ladies' Bowl- ing Club of Napanee the following officers were elected: President, Mrs. J. E. Madden; vice-president, Mrs. W. P. Deroche; treasurer, Mrs. M. Taylor; secretary, Miss E. Cole- man; captain of the green, Miss F. Hall; convenor of the committee, Mrs. W. Loyst. It was decided to open the season by having a bridge and tea on June, 10th. Miss Huff has presented the club with a cup to be competed for and held for one year by the winning rink. Believes It A Record. _ A Timmins, Pakenham, purchased a pure bred Holstein cow at James Moore's sale a few weeks ago, which gave birth to twins the other day. They weighed 163 pounds, which he belleves is a record. The cow and her two calves are all doing well. Kingstonian Honored. Dr. M. J. Kennedy, Cobourg, a son of M. J. Kennedy, Portsmouth, has been honored in having been elected one of six delegates from On- iario to the supreme council of the Knights of Columbus. Never cry "guilty" until you have heard all the evidence. RR oR HAMILTON IR PILLS i | { J GUEST ROOM MOTTO. By Molly Anderson Haley This room is yours, Dear Guest, please Don't take too many liberties, | | Not charging people for their keep Makes our overhead pretty steep. So don't shake ink around the floor, | Or pin your laundry to the door, | Stow surreptitious apples-cores | | Away within the bureau drawers. | | Yank down the windows when it | f rains | (It bkeeps the curtains free from | stains) And, oh, Dear Guest, our soul en- treats, If you must smoke, don't burn the | sheets, but | | And when you strike your matches | i spare Our one and only antique chair. | So watch your step, if you'd meet | | the test i And win the Guest!" title, "Welcome | She Demands What Her Kisses Are Worth. Friend of the family: "I'll give | You a penny for a kiss, Marjorie." Marjorie: "No, thank you, I can earn more taking castor oil." --Jack W. Watkins. | | | | To Mr. Seth Woskins. { Sir: -- | | In a recent issue you have seen | fit to cast distinct aspersions on my | veracity, referring particularly to | my relation of the great fish which came so near causing a serious ac- | cident in the old Erie canal. It is | not my habit to bicker with my read- ers. They either take what I tell | them as gospel or I leave them strict- ly alone. In simple justice to. myself and my larger public, I feal called upon to make a single, brief statement. It was due entirely to thé commo- | tion created by the incident upon | which you squirt your inky doubts that the State of New York formally | decreed the complete. abolition of the ol! dcanal and the construction of the great Barge Canal at an expense | of many millions of dollars--a canal large enough in its entire length to [admit a fish such as I had hooked | and a canal boat side by side. Need I say more? | The canal is there, silent witness | of my veracity. My advice to you, and jump in it. Yours, ----Walter E. Traprock, F.RSS.E.U. Sir, is to go The Pursuit for Prizes. The craze for contests has even Pretty Whites The first showing of the season's newest White Shoes for the holiday. Many new features in Straps, Buck and Canvas. Prices . .. .. $3.50 up to $6.00 Abernethy's Shoe Store KINGSTON"S BIGGEST HOME FURNISHERS You Live With Your Furniture Select It With Care This Store sells Furniture of Quality at the Lowest can get the right kind, which is even | Prices, each article carrying our Guarantee. When | you buy here you not only PAY LESS, but you more important. .It is a pleasure to select Furniture at Reid's, as we offer you excellent service. reached the suburbs. ! Mr. Smith, a prominent resident of | one of the most fashionable districts, | was recently seen pushing a wheel- | barrow toward the local Main Street. | Upon the barrow was a large ham- per of soiled clothes. "How come and whither?" friend inquired who met him. Mr. Smith lowered the handles of the plebian vehicle, straightened his back, and, after taking off his hat, mopped his fevered brow. "That darn Chinese laundryman has offered a Mah Jongg set for the biggest bundle sent him this week," he snorted, "and my wife is deter- mined to win it." Jingle-Jangles, Bow-legged children suffer croup, A hair on the comb is worth two In the soup. from --H. Morton. \ ---- The nightingale sure can sing, But, oh, my gosh, a bee can sting! --Bertha Youngblood. ------ 2222022002000 000 > ' » HOW TO WRITE WHAT WE + WANT. Jokes. A joke is a form of humor which is written in -dialogue. It is something witty; a jest; or witticiam. The best joke--the one we can accept--is the one where the funny answer has what is known as the '"'punch" or "kick." Just as you do not like forced humor when your friends speak it, so do FUN SHOP readers rebel at our us- ing a joke wherein the answer is forced, and lacks sparkle. Jokes must be written so that the final punch will bring px- plosive laughter. Now you can create a joke, or you can fashion one about funny incidents that happen all about you. After you have written what you believe is a very, very humorous joke, try it on a few intimate friends. If they survive, and tell you it's good, send it to us post haste. The best rollicking jokes come from the public--not from professional humorists. So go to it with a vim! You can write a lot of jokes we can accept. Do not become discou- raged if we do not accept your contributions at first. Keaping everlastingly at it usually brings success. Tomorrow: Epigrams. That's Different. Ethel: "TI don't see why you JAMES REID 'Phone 147 for Service. The Leading Undertaker cause he tried to guess your age, my dear." Clara: "But he ¢d!"™ Our Own HOROSCOPE Department Hazel Trill: June 9, Hazel, you are a child Chanticleer, which is the old san-| skrit word for chicken. According- If you were born on of | . GANANOQUE June 9.--Much sympathy is being expressed for Mrs. McDonald whose home at the foot of McDonald Island was totally destroyed by fire Friday night about 10 o'clock. David Drohan, Toronto, has ar- | rived to spend the next few weeks. ly, you are very attractive to the | Mrs. Drohan has been in Gananoque opposite sex, since most men be-| tween the ages of 8 and 80 are oy | nature, chicken-hearted. Many Chanticleer women haye | been known to vamp a helpless male | {in 3 1-5 minutes, which is 1 2-3 sec- onds under Cleopatra's record. | for the past couple of weeks. Mr. and Mrs. Manly Martin, King- ston, spent Sunday here with friends. Douglas Peck, Toronto, spent the week-end here with his parents, Frank Grundy, who has been in the North West for the past fifteen As to your general health, you are | Years, has returned to Gananoque, apt to develop general paralysis | Lawrence Dupuis, Montreal, ig in when there are dishes to be washed | town for the Dupuie-Brennan wed- or other housework presents itself | ding thls morning. but once on a dance floor your re- | The Mission in St. John's church covery is almost instantaneous. | which has been conducted here this The history of the love life of] week by Rev. Fathers Doyle and Chanticleer women is quite unique. | In early life, they are always engag- | McLaughlin, C.S.S.R., closed last | night and next week will be given ed to six men at the same time, rang- | *'€ ing.from a coal baron to a famous °Ver to Missions on Howe Island and A Lansdowne, the first part of the movie star; then, when about 36, | they marry the corner druggist and wet in the tolmisy and the balance belp wait on the soda fountain. |©f the Week at Lansdowne. Mrs. Beerman and Mrs. Cecil Pal- mer and little daughter are the guests of Mrs. Kate GouM, King street east. Mrs. Harry Baker and children, Lindsay, are visiting friends here for a few days. Art Pullaw was fortunate enough to catch a small maskinonge on Sat- urday. The Sunday services in connection with the Methodist Conference were very largely attended, the Ordination ceremony always an impressive ome tracting an unusual number of Readers are requested to contri- bute. 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