. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, 1924. THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG sss sissies T SPECIAL Made-to-Measure Suits Call and pick out a cloth you like and have it made to your measure. The newest in this fall's cloth. Price $25 and up George VanHorne's 213 Princess Street. Phone 362w. { I like my dentist. He's a friend {| I would not do without, How quickly he relieves my pain; He knows what he's about. My doctor, too, is surely good At curing human (lls. He always knows just what I need Of poultices and pills, Their offices they have equipped With up-to-date machines; But tell me why they will display Such ancient magazines, ~--A. D. Ihrie. rm e--. Qualified. Blackstone: "What in the world ever induced you to go into the ex- Light Hurts Some Eyes Some eyes are extremely sen- sitive to light. For such patients we supply speciat | lenses that prevent the harmful rays of light from entering the eyes. If the movies, bright lights, travelling on the water or by suto bothers your eyes, let me | fit you out with a pair of these W. D. Graham, R.0. English Hall-marked Silver AND English Silve r-Plate We have just received a very attractive shipment from England. Successor to J. J. Stewart Optometrist 140 Wellingeon 8¢ Post il : Opp. Office] Our stock is always open for your inspection, by appointment. Kinnear & d'Esterre 168 PRINCESS ST. ~ BRICE, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING " DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. PHONES 2267F--938W. 400 ALBERT STREET -- I SPECIAL SAL We were able to buy at a low price, and "are passing them along to you at a lower price than you ever had before: Cut Star or Grape Tumblers . . . 10c. each Cut Grape Sharbets . . .......... 30c. each 2 Cut Grape Goblets . ...............45¢. each . These are imported goods and of a high grade, "clear as crystal," and well finished. Come and see them. 'Phone orders filled. China Crockery Be Glassware "78 Princess St. 4 man, press business? You haven't any ex- perience in that line, that I know lof!" { Webster (who lives in the sub- urbs): "I haven't, eh? Well, if you carried as many bundles home from the city for the neighbors as I have, you'd know the business fromi- A to zn" --John Goldon. The Swearway. | "Where did you learn such fright- | ful language? | Caddy (innocently): "Out on the | golf cuss." --Frank Allitt. It's All Over But The Shooting. Under Cover, "His hats are all so becoming to him," -- iin Demonstrate the Famous Rice Method Free to Callers at Hotel If you are ruptured, your big op- portunity has now arrived. It you want to free from the slavery of gouging, Chafing trusses that make life a burden and misery, then HERE and NOW is the time to act. Truss expert trained under the per- | sonal direction of W, S. Rice, of Adams, N. Y., originator of the fam- ous Rice (Non-Surgical) Rupture method, will be at the Frontenac Ho- ae | tel, Kingston, Ont., Friday afternoon and evening, August 22nd, all day and evening, Saturday, Aug. 23rd, to give free demonstrations and trial of his safe and painless method to every woman and child who is rup- tured. . li| You have, no doubt, heard and read rison's Limited much about this famous Rice Rup- ture Method and the wonderful re- sults which thousatids have reported from it. Now, you have the chance to find out all about {t--to have it personally applied to your own rup- ture and learn just what it can and will do in YOUR OWN case. lid Summer Sale!! asi _ The last of our Summer Shoes all reduc- ues, ed to clear--unusual Women's White Canvas Shoes. st 's Patent Strap Sli NChien's Sandals, -- T . Running Shoes for Boys and Girls, Women's Fine in all leathers, Are you tired of that binding, ham- pering, uncomfortable old truss? 2 iF : | i : ' file! ip Feileis §- "Is he handsome?" "No; he's bald." --Otto Freund. Calls, The mountains call to some of us, The sea shore claims its share, But the dinner call is always sure To get the whole gang there, --Katherine Edelman. A Record. Phil: "How long have you been married?" Bon: "Let's see. I bought this suit I'm wearing four years ago." --Clarke Howell, Jr. A Time For All Things. Dusky Doughboy Overseas (during | late war): "Buddies, you need not ax me to roll de Bones wid y'all. De onliest ivory I shakes over heah is dose heah chatterin' teef." - ~--Martha Young. 0099040090900 20000 THE EDITOR'S GOSSIP SHOP. $ 'We have a poem which exact- ly 211 readers have sent in as original! Fifteen of these readers, on legal complaint, said they would be willing to defend the origin- ality of the poem! Now let's be frénk----the read- er who sends us old humor is wasting his time, paper and money. In addition, his reputa- tion isn't enhanced with your editor. We would much rather con- sider an original contribution if it had a mark of "good" than one aged in the wood even though it were "excellent." We want original and unpub- lished humor. You are the one who can help us and other read- ers In supplying that humor. & And for profit! * -* CPPPPPREIPPIPINIPISIEY PEIRPRPPLP 0090094400502 4000 PEEP PEPP 0209934429000 They Also Serve-- "You've got to hand it to a girl who labored away so unceasingly at her violin, till she made good." "You mean you've got to hand it to the people who lived with her." --Gertrude Heller. A One-Man Job. "I'm going to kiss yoy, honey." "Do you want me to cry for help?" "No, thank you, dear--I don't need any!" ~----Basdall Gardner. Many a man has gone with the dis- cards on account of a pair of quegns. Why Is It That the Who Never risks a cent of his money in oil shares, 4 Never speculates fn Wall Street, Never loans out money without gilt-edged collateral, Never buys a raffle ticket for any- thing, Never bets on a horserace, or takes a chance in a baseball pool-- Why is it that this "wise" bird will take a perfect stranger's advice and invest a year's savings in a sec- ond-hand- car? Verily, tis past all understanding! --Paul Wilkes. The Modern Babe. Friend: "What are you sewing a hip-pocket on baby's panties for?" Flapper-Mother: "For its milk flask, of course." ~--Frank P. MacLennan. What She Was Waiting For. He told her she was very intellec- tual. She frowned, but she was not entirely displeased. He told her she had dignity and commanded respect. She smiled coldly but remained 'silent. He told her she reminded him of a Grecian goddess, with her clear-cut, marble-white features. She tapped her foot with thinly veiled impat- fence. Finally he got "wise." He told her she was very pretty, and asked her to marry him. She flew into his arms! John Philip' Sousa. His Stomach's First. The picnic party had progressed as far as the interurban station. He carried the basket, she looked after Willie, who grew frantic as the train finally approached. Willie: "Daddy! Daddy: Get off the track! The train's coming!" Mother: "Be quiet, Wille, Daddy will be careful." Willie: "But Daddy, Daddy, get off the track! Mamma, make Daddy get off the track. He's got the lunch." : ~Earl Lamm, THE JINGLEJANGLE OOUNTER. Saws come handy now and then; Girls at times make tools of men. ~Mrs. Birdie Hays. -- She told us she was a poet; Believe us her big feet show it. «Clarice Stepka, A bricklayer is always laying 4 on the job. 0 (Copyright 1924. Reproduction x Forbidden.) Aug. 20.~-Misses Fanny Gallaher, Anna Heath, Marion Keenan, Mrs. Christo, Miss Kane, Brookiyn, N.Y., who have been guests at Tremont Lodge, have returned home. Mr. and Mrs. George Scott and daughter Janet, are spending a couple of weeks with friends in Sun- bury vicinity. Frank LaQue returned to New Britain, Conn., last evening, after a fe wdays visit at his home here. Mrs. Charles Brennan, son Gordon and daughter Miss Odetta, Detroit, Mich., spent a few hours here with friends yesterday. They were mot- oring through. Lovers of flowers are missing a great treat if they do not walk down Brock street east and view the won- derful bloom in the gardens of Mrs. Thomas Nuttall and Mrs. Cartwright, in fact all the lawns and flowers in that vicinity are well worth view- ing, and gives one an idea of the results to be obtained by practising the horticulture idea. The funeral of the late Russell Emery will take place today from his father's residence, Charles street. Thomas McDonald, Syracuse, N.Y., who has been visiting his mother, Mrs, William McDonald, Charles street north, has returned home. He was accompanied by his niece, Molly Leader, who will spend a short holi- day in the above city. The mixed two-ball foursome for the George K. Taylor prize is on the programme at the Links this after- noon. Mrs, James Kane and children, Kingston, are occupying the Wing cottage for the next couple of weeks. The chicken supper and dance on the grounds of M. P. Lappan, Lans- downe, will draw quite a number from here today. . Mrs. Sherrin and daughter Mar- garet, of Pelican Rapids, Michigan, who have been the guests of the former's mother, Mrs. Hugh Wilson, for the past several weeks, returned home on Monday. Miss Dora Brown, Ogdensburg, N. Y., and George Brown, Q.M.8., King- ston, were the guests of their father, Thomas Brown, Brock street, over the week-end. Peter Lappan, Jr., New York City, is visiting friends here. GAME AND FISHERIES How the Lakes In the Sur- rounding Counties Were Stocked Last Year. The report upon game and fish- eries of Ontario for 1923, presented by D. McDonald, deputy minister of game and fisheries, gives the waters stocked with fish fry last year in the counties of Frontenac, Leeds and Lennox and Addington. The figures are as follows: Small-mouthed black bass fry and | fingerlings: Frontenac -- Sharbot Lake, Eagle Lake, Loughboro Lake, each 10,000; Shaw's Lake and Lucky | Jj ; Laie, each 5,000; Leeds--Charles- ton Lake, 10,000; Rideau Lakes, 19,000; Sand Lake, Beverley Lake, 5,000; | Wolt Lake, 4,000; Lennox and Addington -- |i Varty Lake and Napanee River, each 5,000; Beaver Lake, 2,000. Speckled trout fry and fingerings: Frontenac--Cole Creek, 10,000; Leeds--Sand Lake, 10,000, Salmon trout fry and fingerlings: Frontenac--Mississagagon Lake, 15,- 000; Sharbot Lake, 35,000; Upper || St. Andrew's Lake and Trout Lake, each 10,000; Big Lake, 20,000; Grindstone Lake, 25,000; Buckshot Lake, 30,000; Brule Lake, 40,000;; Leeds--Rideau Lakes and Charleston Lake, each 25,000; Red Horse Lake and Grippen Lake, each 10,000; Lennox and Addington--Beaver Lake and Westlemkoon Lake, each 10,000. Pickerel: Frontenac--8harbot Lake, 200,000; Sand Lake, 50,000; Loon Lake, Lake Mississagagon, De- vil Lake, Cranberry Lake and Long Lake, each 100,000; Leeds--Charles- ton Lake, 250,000; Rideau Lakes, Killenbock Lake, Higley Lake, Lake Eloida, Bass Lake, Green's Lake, each 100,000; Lyndhurst Lake, At- kinson's Lake and Jerome's Lake, each 50,000; Lennox and Adding- ton--Beaver Lake, 100,000. During the last 20 years the value of Ontario's fisheries has nearly doubled. The figures are: 1904, $1,793,524; 1913, $2,674.- 686,76; 1923, $2,886,398.76, Kiwanis Community Free. Everybody invited. Market Square. Thursday night 8 to 11. : P- son (afterwards Sheriff) 1838-1852; Charles Rice, 1852-1862; G. L. Wal- 4,000; Upper Rockers and Springs. THE LEADING UNDERTAKER. "PHONE 94. Also full line of Porch and Lawn Furniture, JAMES REID Tha REED FURNITURE FOR THE HOME AT REID'S --ATTRACTIVE AND DURABLE Why not get ready for the warm weather that will soon be here taking advantage of our specially priced Reed Three Piece Suites, Chairs, Settees--covered in Cretonnes or Tapestries. by Hammo Couches and 'PHONE 147 FOR SERVICE. - eR isa | EASY Have the Hotpoint Electric Goods in your home. We have everything you may need to bring comfort--Irons, Toasters, Heaters, etc. HALLIDAY ELECTRIC CO. CORNER KING AND PRINCESS §T8, ker, 1862-1874; W. T. Walker, 1874- 1882, 1889-1901; J. M. Walker, 1869-1901; Walter W. Walker, trom 1901 on to the present time. The Walkers have conducted it for sixty- two years. Eastern Ontario 1.O.F. Ends Jubilee High Court Smith's Falls, Aug. 20.--At the closing session of the fiftieth annual golden jubllee convention of the High Court of Eastern Ontario of the Independent Order of Foresters held at Smith's Falls the following officers were elected for the ensuing term: Retiring high chief ranger, R. 8. Graham, Kingston; high chief ranger, Joseph McCullough, Ot- tawa; high vice-chief ranger, J. Her- larity, Belleville; high secretary, L. G. Morgan, Ottawa; high treasurer, J 8. R. McCann, Ottawa; high coun- cillors, J. BE. Morris, Smith's Falls; R. A. Douglas, Ottawa. Appointed officers--High orator, Bro. Rev. Canon Quartermain, Renfrew; high journal secretary, Bro. J. W. McEIl- roy, Ottawa; high organist, Comp. A. Watson, Kingston; high senior Woodman, Comp. R. A. Kissick, Ot- tawa; high junior woadman, Comp. M. H. Davideon, Smith's Falls; Wigh marshal, Bro. T. Baillle, Ottawa; high conductor, Bro. A. H. Beaubien, Ottawa; high messenger, Bro. H. E. A. Cleland, uth Mountain; high senior Beadld, Bro. H. C. Styles, Peterboro; high junior Beadle, Bro. P. H. Skinner, Belleville. W. H. Hunter of Toronto, supreme chief ranger, was present at the coaven- tion and a reception was held in his Dost. The next place 'of meeting be Belleville. Kiwanis Community Dance, Free. Everybody invited. Market Square. Thursday night § to 11. ' Carleton Place and Renfrew base- tall teams met in Renfrew in an O. BAA. game, resulting 11 to 4 in favor of Carleton Place. The call of Jepson street Baptist church, Niagara Falls, Ont., to Rev. E. T. Newton, Vankleek Hill, Que., has been ascepted. Do Horses Carry Hay Fever? Bystander in the Toronto Globe writes: "A friend who likes to spend his annual vacation on farms in Western Ontario told the Bystander the other day that he has had to dis- continue these holidays. Two or three days on a 'farm and along comes his hay fever, driving him back to the city and a couple of test- ed golf courses. This year he had a new theory. He stayed away from horses. Formerly he took pleasure out of hitching up a farm horse and | exploring concessions and side roads. ; But he found association with horses quickly brought on his sneezes, and none of his relatives run those kind of farms where gasoline has sup- planted all horsepower, The ques- tion now arises do horses carry the hay fever germ in dangerous quaati-' ties. ?" At Alexandria Bay, N.Y, the curl tis flying plane, owned by Joseph Rasbach, crashed into the waters of the St. Lawrence river. It was not seriously injured. A driver and & passenger were rescued. Say "Bayer" - Insist] ForPain = Headache Neuralgia Rheumatism Lumbago Colds Bayer package whichcontains proven directions Ta of 2 abide Aspirin Sar mark SE |