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There now, little girlie, stop looking so surly, You're quite deserted, it's true; You've not lost your beauty, adorable cutie, But here's what's the matter with you. When you've .an engagement, don't leave in amazement Every man who comes to your door. You do not look stunning, nor do you look cunning, In fact, you're a terrible bore. And those things, girl, are bad--would discaurage a lad, But we really can let those pass, For the matter is, cutie, you keep sweet patootie Guessing too much, more or less While you leave him in haste, maybe to powder your face, And he must sit there alone waiting, L'Envoi A man is known, he weeps, by the com pany he'keeps, A woman by whom she keeps wait- ing. you | ---- Making It Worse. "The world is full of trouble," sen- tentiously remarked the Professor. "Yes," chuckled the Cynic, "and still people insist on getting married." --Gertrude Heller, Ask The Man Who Owns One. "Animals ain't much good now-a- days * ceptin' to decorate the zoo." She: "Since when?" --Belle Webber, An Object Lesson. Pat Dugan, the proprietor of the | Ideal Drug Store, forgot to wash his | face on this particular morning. A friendly negress came into the store and confronted Pat. "New brudder," she began, "won't! you--all give some contribution to our chu'ch?" That night Pat took a steaming hot | bath.--Jake Cohen. If you find that we gave space to an occasional exaggeration in this depart- | ment, please do not become excited. Our advertisers pay for space in which to tell you the truth. Bang! Blackstone: "What happened to Jenks? Wasn't he supposed to be one of the big guns in the office where he worked?" Webster: "Yes; he was the one the boss fired, yesterday."--Anita Hayes. The Jingle-Jangle Counter, Pain's a thing we must endure; Ham's not diffigult to cure. --J. F. Ehrich. Fancy drinks some like to handle; Some reveal a thirst for scandal. --Nathan M. Levy. The Rape of the Locks. Gertrude: "Barbers certainly cut a lot of women's hair these days." Phil: "Yes, they've got their hands full?" (Copyright 1924. Reproductions Forbidden.) Readers are requested to contri bute. All humor: epigrams (or humorous ziottoes), jokes, anec- dotes, poetry, burlesques, satires, "Oh I dunno! My cousin's boy | | writes that he has a blind tiger in the | | city an' he's makin' a fortune offin it. > | --William W. Pratt. i Scratching my back intrigues me much, For I've a skin I love to touch. BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. . PHONES 3367F--038W. 400 ALBERT STREET .WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY ON YOUR JARS, RUBBER RINGS, GLASS TOPS and ZINC RINGS. " "PHONE OR MAIL ORDERS FILLED. Crockery _ China Glassware ! The last of our Summer all reduc- 'ed to clear--unusual values. Women's White Canvas Shoes." Women's Sandals. Children s Patent Strap Slippers. 's Sandals. Ryoming Soc for Boys and Girls. ; Fine Shoes in all leathers, ALLAN M. REID SHOE STORE [in his Going Him One Better. Lawyer: "Tell the story of your | fight in your own words." | Witness: "Well, the plaintiff came | along and said, 'Is it warm enough for you?' and then I made it hot for him." --Ruth Lytell, Backward. "Some ways children ain't as smart | now' days as they used to be," in the crossroads store vouchsafed Gap John- son, of Rumpus Ridge. "Ain't, har?" asked a feller from down in Booger Holler. "Nope, Job cursed the day he was born but my last boy, Bearcat, was mighty nigh two years old before he could swear to amount to much.' "Hootch, Mon!" Her Opinion. "Now, Helen, " said her mother at the beach, * 'watch how good papa can swim.' After watching her dad for a few minutes, the five year old daughter said: "Mamma, 1 think daddie is a poor fish."--Roudolf Laban. Fugitives From Justice. A La Mode. Bye o' Baby Buntin', Daddy's gone a-huntin', To get a new seal-skin To wrap the baby's Mamma in. --Mrs. Eva L. White. Love Love makes the world go 'round, So it has been said, Ever since that happy day 'When Eve and Adam wed. But in these hectic times, ' If 1 can see aright, & Love makes the world go 'round In autos every night. -E. D. K. : Highly Colored. Rastus: "Florian js skairt o' me." Temus: "He am not. He's a good scrapper." Rastus: "Good scrapper, huh! Why, dat boy am so yellow he's got orange RCT TRY --Clark Salmon, x Irate Husband (meeting wife at ap- place): "Here you are again-- an hour late! What's the good of day- light-saving, I want to know." | --Mrs. Frank Wells. -- : Probably. IT hate to see the sun rise But I'I'be on the spot To see its golden glory The mocking 1 am shor, +; --Tennyson J. Dait. ---- and brignt sayings of children, must be original and unpublished. 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RESULTS IN BANKING Those Who Passed the Exam=- inations Held by Queen's University. = et sine The tenth annual examinations in connection with the courses in bank- | ing, were held June 9-14, at various centres at which students had made application, by Queen's University on behalf of the Canadian Bankefs' As- sociation, The courses, which fill into two parts--the preliminary course leading to the degree of As- sociate, and the advanced course leading to the degree of Fellow of the Canadian Bankers' Association-- consist of six subjects each. As in former years, candidates were al- lowed to 'write on any number of subjects from one to six and were credited with all in which the re- quired standing was obtained. They were,however, only givén a diploma if they obtained over 40 per cent. in each subject and 60 per cent. on the aggregate of six subjects. Students obtaining sixty marks or over on each subject and an average of 75 per cent. receive Honor standing. Below are given the lists of students obtaining honors and also the pass list showing those who succeeded in completing, with satisfactory stand- ard, the work required for the Fel- lows' and Associates' diplomas. Graduates in Fellows' Course, Honors--The following candi- dates have been awarded the stand- ing of Fellows of the Canadian Bank- ers' Association, with honors; in or- der of standing: J. H. Watson (Commerce), Cen- tral Butte, Sask.; A, F. McCallum, (Commerce) Bassina, Alta, W. H. Phillips, (Montreal) West Lorne, Ont., equal; R. O. G. Bennet, (Mon- treal) Edmonton, Alta. J. M. Ber- nuy, (Royal) St, Rose Du Lac, Maan., equal. Pass--The following candidates have been awarded the standing of Fellow of the Canadian Bankers' As- sociation; in order of standing: L. A. Shearer, (Union) Waterhole, Alta.; J. M. Irvine, (Commerce) To- ronto, Oat; H. E. Illingworth, (Commence) Rockyford, Alta.; D. O. Forsythe, (Royal) Melita, Man.; N. M. Anderson (Toronto), Detroit, Mich.; E. K. Picken, (Commerce) Bassano, Ala., equal; S. W, Caug- hey, (Commerce) Central Butte, Sask.; A. R. Pye, (Montreal) Car- bonear, Nfid.; Miss A. Berrens, (Commerce) ' Drinkwater, Sask., McG. Wilkinson, (Union) Radville, Sask., equal; A. Borrowman, (Roy- al) Vancouver, B.C.; H. D. Hel- strop, (Molsons) Montreal, Que.; G. R. Conrad, (Royal) Halifax, N.S.; W. D. Tod, (Montreal) Winnipeg, Man.; J. G. Southern, (Standard) Blindloss, AMa.; J. C. B. William- son, (Imperial) Wetaskiwin, Alta.; E. Arpin, (Provincial) Sainte Rose, Que.; G. A. Goddard, (Royal) Kirk- land Lake, Ont; 8. C. Forrest, (Commerce) Ottawa, Ont.; A. S. Oli- ver, (Montreal) Hamilton, Oat.; C. C. Welford, (Montreal) Kincadine, Ont.; J. L. Adam, (Royal) Edmon- toh, Alta; J. E. Renaud, (Molsons) Winnipeg, Man.; C. M, Vent, (Stan- dard) Toronto, equal, x ee | ers' Association, with honors; in or- der of standing. L. E. Tritschier (Montreal) Winni-| Lettuce, peg, Man.; M. E. Kerr (Toronto) Kennedy, Sask.; F. A. VonZuben {Commerce) Listowel, Ont.; G. K. Laing (Nova Scotia) St. John's, Nfid.; G. L. Johnstone (Montreal) Brantford, Ont.; A. Clay (Nova Sco- | 1a) Toronto, Ont.; A. J. Ross (Roy- | al) Victoria, B.C., equal; H. A. Ia (Molsons) Lucknow, Ont.; R. E. Emmett (Royal), Lac du Bonnet, Man.; C. W. Rotchell (Montreal), | Aurora, Ont; | aid (Commgree), North Sydney, N. |8.; N. A. Burrows (Roydl), Mont- real, Que.; A. Craigie (Imperial), | Toroato, Ont.; M. P. Harrison (Im- perial), Hamilton, Omnt., H. D, Hil- {ton (Royal), Toronto, Ont., A. A. | McIntosh (Nova Scotia), Toronto, | ont., equal. | Pass--The following candidates ! have been awarded the standing of Associate of the Canadian Bankers' Association; in order of standing: J. A. Gagnon (d'Hochelaga), Out- remont, Que.; C. K. F. West (Standard), Lucan, Ont.; C. Bos- sons (Commerce) Abernethy, Sask.; W. A. Hotson (Montreal), Van- couver, B.C.; R. H. Arnold (Com- merce), Calgary, Alta.; H, Brown (Nova Scotia), Fredericton, N.B.; C. H. Samson (Royal), Saulte Ste. Marie, Ont.; G. E. Dickson (Com- merce) Calgary, 'Alta.,, A. M. Dun- stan (Commerce) Toronto, - Ont., J. G. Ruthie A (Commerce), Pincher Creek, Alta., equal; A. G. Robinson, (Imperial), Toronto, Ont.; P. H. Howarth (Montreal), Midland, Ont.; F. Saavedra (Royal), Catano, Porto Rico; F. A. H. Devinney (Com- merce), Pouce Cupe, BIC., R. A, McStay (Nova Scotia), Perth, Ont. equal; C. M. Wagar (Royal), Belle- ville, Ont.; L. H. Nanson (Domin- ion), Hamilton, Ont.; BE. I. I. Merkel (Montreal), Prestom, Ont.; A. B, Smith (Comymerce), Wiarton, Ont.; J. S. Hore (Montreal), Brampton, Ont.; J. S. Harding (Molsons), Delhi, Ont., H. L. McKay (Mont- real), Neepawa, Man. F. C, Millard (Toronto), Glenavon, Sask., equal; W. J. Whelan (Union), Essex, Ont.; J. D. Sills (Commerce), Edam, Sask.; F. J. Finlay (Nova Scotia), Santo Domingo, R. D.; .F. G. Hew- itt (Commerce), Fort Rouge, Man.; A. C. Mason (Royal), Toronto, Ont.; T. W. Tod (Montreal), Winnipeg, Man.; C. A. Rannie (Union) Hills- burgh, Ont.; F. Gidge (Nova Scotia), St. John's, Nfld., G. Walker (Com- merce), Prince George, B.C., equal; J. B. Miller (Royal), High River, yAlta.; L. F. A. Johnstone (Im- | perial), Krydor, Sask.; R. B. Gil- { more (Imperial), Toronto, Ont.; T. | A. Henson (Imperial), Woodstock, [oad H. E. Brathen (Montreal), Senlac, Sask.; R. E. Emberly (Nova Scotia), Catalina, Nfid.; J. G. Doddridge, (Nova Scotia), New Richmond, Que.; G. L. Locke (Mol- sons), Williamsburg, Ont.; L. A. Belisle Nationale), St. Pacome, Que., G. M. Springer (Imperial), Ridgeway, Ont., equal; G. R. Sted- man (Nova Scotia), Perth, Ont.; H. B. Johnston (Mentreal), Stratford, Ont.; E. H. King . (Sterling) To- ronto, Ont.; R. F. Lambert (Mol- sons), Highgate, Ont, J. 8. Nicol (Commerce), Prince Albert, Sask. equal; I. V. Gibson (Commerce), Portage La Prairie, Man., Annie M. Lodge (Nova Scotia), St. John's, Nfid., equal; R. H. Liston (Mont- real), Winnipeg, Man. A. C. Snyder (Union) Cochrane, Alta., equal; W. R. Ballantyne, (Nova Scotia), Nofth Bay, Ont, W. A. Fraser, (Union), Wellwood, Man., J. E. Gil- bert (Imperial), Kenora, Ont., E. L. Hodson (Montreal), Trochu, Alta., A. E. Jenner (Commerce), Grimsby, Ont., J. W. A. Jorden (Montreal), Alliston, Ont., N. B. Moore (Nova Scotia), Toronto, Omt., G. Westman (Imperial), Vancouver, J. W. Wil cock (Royal) Cumberland,* B. C., equal, ; { GANANOQUE Aug. 25--Mr. and Mrs. Franklin and daughters Sara and Dorothy of ilouston, Texas, have arrived to epend several weaxs here and are guests at Hiinkuousivoasthe ss, Lawrence. Rev. Father Byrne, Smith: s Falls, was in town la:t Friday the guest cI Rev. Father Hanley. Mrs. Wiliam Richardson is visit- ing friends in Toronto. Drs. Royal Lee, Nicola, Gilman, Zadick and Mr. Gilman, of New York City are spending a few days on the river. Mr. aand Mrs. William Wiskin motored to Ottawa over the week- end. Miss Nellie Hagley is visiting friends in Peterboro. Rev. Father Feeney spent Satur- day here with his sister, Mrs. Harold McCarney. Miss Daisy Worth, nurse-in-train- ing at St. Mary's hospital, Brook- lyn, is visiting her sister, Miss Chrissy Worth. James Beaty has returned to New York after visiting his grandparents, on Garden street. + Charles Rackham, Winnipeg, who has been the guest of Capt. and Mrs. Rackham, returned to the west 'to-day. He will spend a few days en route with Mr. and Mrs. Frank Rackham in Toronto. Miss M. Berry and Misg Al, Or- chard, New York City, are the guests of Miss Helen Bain at their summer home. Mrs. Eldridge, New York City, is the guest of Mrs. James Beatty, Garden street. "] -- 5 fy Napanee Retall Market, ; Napagee, Aug. 25. «08 Sree eneone seve OF Hadishes, Beets, bunch buneh.... .. ..10-20 head .. +. .. ....15-3§ , 6ach..... Wo. ..10-12 1.2 "ese se es Miss K. G. Macdons, Lots of Real Good Springs. THE LEADING UNDERTAKER. Currants, box .... .2 for 26 Cherries, red, large bkt. . ....85-90 Cherries, red, small basket ..50-60 Cherries, black, 6 qt. $1.75-$1.90 Huckleberries, 6 qt. ......$1.50 Huckleberries, 1 qt. .... Green onions, bunch .. .. .. ...08 Onions, domestic, pK... ... ..50-60 Potatoes, new, bushel .90 Butter, creamery, ID. .. ...37-40 Butter, dairy, Iv.. .. .. ..30-835 Cheese, new, 1b.. .. .... ..23-25 Cheese, old, Id.. iio ot os. 30 Eggs, fresh, doz es wens 28-30 Lard, 1b. oe 17-22 «+. $4.00-84.50 Sugar, granulated, cwt $8.80-$9.25 Shorts, cwt ..%. .. ee ++$34.00 Straw, baled, cwt. Wheat, western, bus... . Bran, tol weiss Buckwheat, bus +. «... +» ..$1.50 Corn, feed, cwt..... «+$1.75-82.00 Corn, car lots, cwt., ........$1.85 Hay, baled cwt. «75 Hay, loose, ton .. .... o. 37-812 Oats, western, bus ., .. .o ....%6 Oats, local, bus. . eo +. 80-65 Young pigs, pair ......... 30-300 Fish: } pe White fish, I .... eo vv oo +.22 Salmon Trout, Ib . 0422 Beef: Roast Beef Ib.. seees14-23 Bteak, porterhouse, 1b. ......28-25 Steak, round, ®, ...... ....18-2 Stewing cuts, Ib. ....veseee8-12 Beef, western, cosmeenell-14 Steak, T-Done .... «0 oo .. ..28 Bolling cuts Ib. ,.........9-13 Beef, hinds, cwt. ..........13-17 Beef, loeal, Ab. ..o0vivons.. 8-12 VoRl, Ih: sseevivsnnnrsine 10-12 Loin roasts, ® .... Hogs, live weight, ewt .. ..$10.50 Chops, es se wevsdB8-25 Hogs, dressed, owt .. .. ..$12-314 Bacon, breakfast, Ib.. ....26-38 Bacon, Pea-meal, Ib vee: 30-40 wy Ham, smoked, Id .. .. Picnic Ham, Id.. .. .. ....18-28 Hinds, ..17-22 Pork sausages, 1b. Sausage, beef and pork, 1b. ..10-15 Lamb: Carcass, yearlings, Ib.. .....20-25 Carcass, spring, 1b.... .. .. ..4%0 Hinds, yearlings, Ib.. .. ..25-30 Hinds, spring, Ib.. .. ....45-50 Forequarters, spring, 1b ., ....30 Lamb chops. .... .. .. .30-3§ Mutton, carcass, b.. .. ....17-33 Fowl, Di en ooo ov ss 1838 Chickers, 1b .. .. .... ....28-28 Chickens, crate fatted,each, 80-§$1.50 Chickens, dressed, each ..75-$1.50 Hides, ote. Deacon skins, each .. ..75-$1.00 Horse hides .. .. vv .$2.00-33.00 Hides, b.. .. Veal skins, ib.. .. .. ....10-12 Wool, washed, Ib... .."... _ee35-3) Waal ® uswashed Ses masy "as20-35 » 05-07 Sheep skins, fresh, each $1.00-§1.507" REED FURNITURE FOR THE HOME AT REID'S --ATTRACTIVE AND DURABLE Why not get ready for the warm weather that will soon be here by taking advantage of our specially priced Reed Three Piece Suites, Chairs, Rockers and Settees--covered in Cretonnes or Tapestries. Also full line of Porch and Lawn Furniture, Hammo Couches and JAMES REID 'PHONE 147 FOR SERVICE. NAPANEE PERSONALS. Napanee, Aug. 25.--Miss Carrie Cowan is spending a couple of weeks in Prescott, the guest of her cousin, Miss: Evelyn Bennington. Mre. Lloyd Morrison and two, little sons, who have been spending the past week in town with her par- ents, Dr, and Mrs. G. H. Cowan, re turned to her home in Arnprior, Miss Janet Crouch, Port Arthur, is spending a couple of weeks visit- ing relatives in town. Mr. and Mrs. Garratt Taylor and children of London are spending their holidays the guests of his bro- ther, Melvin Taylor. Miss Annde McCallum, who has been spending the past month with friends in Cleveland, returned' to ber home in Napanee this week. Mrs. Robert Foster and little daughter, Francis, Renfrcw, are spending a month with her mother, Mrs. Robert Webster. Miss Mildred Bullen, Chicago, who has been spending the past two weeks with her grandmother, Mrs. Robert Webster, returned to Chicago yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Keenan, of Bradford are spending a few days in town the guest of Miss Edwards. Mrs. G. Garrison has returned afs ter a two weeks' visit with friends in Rochester, N.Y. 7 Miss Louise Harshaw left on sun. day for Toronto where she has ace cepted a position. ot Miss Alma Huff left on Sunday to spend her vacation with her Bro ther, in Stratford. Wo Dr. G. W. Morden, who has been spending the past two weoks visit- ing friends in Picton, returned nome on Baturday last. Mr, and Mrs. C. Stewart, Toronto, are spending the week-end in the guests of her mother, un J. Dafoe. Mrs. Roy Smith and two children of Bassanno, Alberta, are spending a few weeks in town the guests of her sister, Mrs. Ralph Ham. . Mr. Smith is on a trip to New Bruns wick and will return to Napuge tor the old boys' reunion. Fred CHff, Vancouver, 8.0. 'i. visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. George A. CIUff, Centre street, Mr. Clift as been living in Vancouver ' for the past six years. Mr. and Mrs, -- EB Miller and Mrs. Arthur inmerly motored to Toronto on Sunday where they will visit the exhibition Mr. and Mrs. D. McCiow are spending & few days in Toronto the gushes of Mrs. McClew's sister, Mrs, ---- ar Charles P. Grierson, formerly of the Boyd Caldwell & Co., has secured a Incrative and | ant position in Sherbrooke, 4 1 f x