| Fall Suits and Overcoats For real, good value in up-to-date Fall Suits, it will pay you to see our new pat- terns. Price ...........$18.00 to $25.00 Smart, Fall Overcoats that will give sat- isfaction ..... ....+....5$25.00 and up. See Van for your new F. all Hat. George VanHorne's 213 Princess Street. Phone 362w. Light Hurts| Some Eyes | Some eyes are extvemely sen- sitive to light. For such patients 'we supply special lenses that prevent the harmful rays of light from entering the eyes. If the movies, bright lights, travelling on the water or by auto bothers your eyes, let me fit you out witha pair of these lenses. W. D. Graham, R.0. your family-line when you ready to buy the famous Ducfold with the 25-yeer paint. The "Poslior D. 0." beng o har Come fn gud see it todey. Kinnear & d'Esterre JEWELLERS 168 PRINCESS ST. : DENTIST RH BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. + PHONES 3207TF<=938W, % 400 ALBERT STREET - - = munRRmEn EEE ENNUNEEENNNE FRENCH CHINA § Jat received 2 shipment of Fiondli 3 . China Dinnerware, direct from Limoges, where all good French China comes from. ~~ Our open stock patterns are now com- ig plete, and we advise our many "open stock "customers" to' match up their dinnerware * atonce, and avoid any disappointments. : It will be to the advantage of those not © yet started on these beautiful patterns to ~~ come and 'see them before deciding on their The way to success Has been outlined, I guess, By hundreds of thousands of men. Rise early and work; Stay late; never shirk, You've heard it again and again. Now I wouldn't say That way doesn't pay To get to the top of the heap; This much I do know, The process is slow; You're old ere the profits you reap. But here's a short cut To get out of the rut, To cast"off the poor work's yoke; With speed you'll advance, \ And your pay wil] enhance If you laugh when the boss cracks a joke, Poor Charlie. Madge: "Charlie won't let you kiss him if you use' wintergreen lip- stick." . Marjory: "1 know that. I'm go- ing to give him the raspberry." --Jameg J. O'Connell. All the Trimmings, Tom: "That flapper you danced with last night jooked like a little doll." Jerry: "She was--and a painted one, at that!" ~--@Gilbert Burnham. i. Some children are now called bright when they make remarks that used to call for a spanking. hand- Those Horrid: Bleacherites. An umpire who was sharp-eyed and willin' Made decisions that were perfectly thrillin'; Once he "erred" and they bottled him, Ran right out and throttled him-- Their actions were perfectly killin". --Marshall ' Pancoast. The Supreme Court Sits. May: "That fellow cuts no ice with me." Fay: "No, he's a cheap skate." - --Blain C. Bigler. Life sentences frequently result from hold-ups in the parlor! So Radio, oh, radio! You have cost so much, I know, I can never pay, and so I call you my radi-owe, ~--Mrs. Harry Forbes. Reel Life, Censor: "Those bathing girls are not properly clothed to appear before the public." Director: "Oh, we'll screen them all right." --Lillian Knowles. Too Risky! The itinerant lecturer-preacher was a staunch Prohibitionist and al- ways prefaced his sermon by a story (either true or mythical), showing the curse of drink. The congrega- tion he was addressing jistened spell- bound, as he told of a heavy drinker wheymet with a very painful death. This man was so rum soaked, that, in attempting to blow out a lighted candle, his alcoholic breath was ignit- ed and his head exploded! There was complete silence as the preacher finished. One sinner, in the front row, suddenly paled, beads of perspiration breaking out upon his brow, "Ah!" the preacher "You have taken this lesson to heart! Would it not be safer to give up drink?" "Maybe it would," the man huskily replied; "but I know darn well that ¥| I'm goin' to stop blowing out candles, after this." «=0, L. K. No Use Living. Little Jean had been naughty. As a punishment her mother tcld her she would have to stay in the house. The little girl wandered around simlessly, then asking: "Mother, may 1 go out and play?" - "No, dear, you were not a good so you must stay inside." "Well, mother, may I have two ice cream cones?" "Why, Jean, you can't have two, but perhaps you might have one." Jean thought these things over. { Then she went over and stood beside "| her mother and said wistfully: "Jean "| is a bad girl--can't go out and play ~--can't have two ice cream cones--oh ~-gh--oh Dod." : --M. O'Sullivan, Many husbands act as though they ¢ ) at the stake when exclaimed, | But when 'the interview was over I had lost my goat, --M. W. B. Forced To. She: "Do you believe in~love at first sight?" } He: I don't know any other way to account for it." --J. Willard Ridings. Hear! Hear! Hear that siren whistle?" "No--I'm a little deaf--where is she?" - --Mrs. John Krug. IS Ie Sal F TICE "SR HIDE The Olothes-line Through the Ages CPSP EPSON RPOOS THE EDITOR'S GOSSIP HOP. Our Sales Week having prov- ed very successful, we now offer a renewed stock of fresh humor, presented with the same values and service as before, We did not know, however, that our daily little talks were so eagerly sought for, Therefore, to-day, let us men- tion that one reader sternly ask- ed: "How and why is it you ac- cept a contribution from John Philip Sousa and not from me?" The fact that Mr. Sousa and others of note like to contribute to The Fun Shop should act as spur to all our readers. If they find the time to-send in humor, surely you, with better oppor- tunities for hearing goed old natural fun, should make up your mind never to quit contri- buting. All things being equal, we will give you preference over a noted person, Could we say more? SEPP EPPPLPPPPP PCR PIPPI PP PPP Iee * * * * * * + * * * + + + * + * * * 4 * + * * * * * * * * + CPPPRPAPR22P2P222 Comes in Handy! Bang! went the gecond blowout within a half hour. "It's a great thing," muttered the perspiring motorist, as he stop- ped the car, "that I have a 're-tiring' disposition." ¥ ----Emily Martin. Goes to Their Heads. Bill: "Love, they say, is what] makes the world go 'round." Jack: ."T'Il not argue that; but I do know it makes some people aw- ful dizzy." (Copyright 1924. Reproduction Forbidden.) Readers are requested to. contri bute. Al umor: epigrams (or humorous mmottoes), jokes, &anec- dotes, poetry, bur ues, @satires, and brignt sayings of children, must be original and unpublished. Ao- al wi be paid for at bution, as determined by the Editor of "The Fun Shop." All manuscripts must be wsitten on one side of rg + ont should bear name of this wspapsr, and should be addressed to #un Shop Headquarters, 110 West 40th Street, New York City. Unaccepted contri butions cannot be returned. Rotary Club Activities. Tuesday of this week will be a "Red Letter Day," in the history of he Igcal Rotary Club, as there will be two events on that day. The dis- trict governor, Clarence Williams, will pay a visit to the ciub at a luncheon to be held at noon, in the British-a american hotel, and in the evening the celebrated Welsh choir will give a programme in Grant Hall under the auspices of the cub. The luncheon will he held at the usual time (12.30) and Governor Williams wil: have a stirring message for the members. This is the first visit of the newly appointed 6 governor, and it is hoped to have a hundred per cent. attendance, 'The Rotarians are also holding a big motor parade to-night (Monday) # | wonderful glee club and worthy of | home at Syracuse, N.Y., in the near | MF. Scott's daughters, Mrs. Walters e THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG WELSH CHOR HERE TO-NORROW NIGHT Will Be at Grant Hall Under Auspices of the Rotary Club. Under the auspices of the King- ston Rotary Club, J. Cosgrove will present the rempwned Rhondda Welsh Male glee singers and mem- bers of the victorious Rhondda Welsh choir at Grant hall on Tuesday even- ing, September 9th. The choir has been meeting with most enthusiastic receptions during its tour of Canada and the United States, and King- ston, through the efforts put forth by the Kingston Rotary Club, has been fortunate in securing the choir for one performance on the date mentioned. It will, without doubt, provide one of the best musical treats of the season, In addition to the singers, Pro- fessor Emlyn Jones, an associate of the Royal College of Music and the accompanist of the choir is one of the most talented pianists amd or- ganists in the British Isles, and his rare musical knowledge and skill at the piano is of invaluable assistance to the artists. Musica critics state that for solo work and ensemble, the choir is by far the best ever heard, and they cannot speak too highly of the enter- tainments they have given. It is a the support of every organization and the people who have the opportunity and do not avail themselves of it, will be missing something worth while. The voices are wonderful. The memhers are finished singers in every sense of the word. The clear- ness of their tones and sweetness of their tones is wonderful. Every critic states that the chorus work is beautiful. TOWN OF *DESERONTO Death of Mrs. Willlams--Lit= tle Ralph Aylsworth Meets With an Accident. Deseronto, Sept. 8.--Mrs. Williams of East Thomas street passed away at her home early Friday morning. For years past Mrs. Williams con- ducted a small grocery store on Tho- mas street. In religion, she was a devout Presbyterian and Deseronto loses an old and respected citizen, in her passing. Her husband pre- deceased her some years ago. Miss Clara Davis, after a three weeks' vacation with her father, J. L. Davis, and Mrs. Davis, Bast Main street, has returmed to her home in Morovia, N.Y. Mr. and Mrs. J. Armstrong and Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Davis were bu- siness callers in Kingston on Thurs- day. The home of Mr. and Mrs, Theo- bald Clarke, Dundas street, was brightened on Friday night by the arrival of a bonny haby boy and a beautiful baby. girl. The mother and twins are doing well. Shoes Ho Ha Rohwansh, a chief of the bear clan of the Six Nations Indians, was in town on Saturday in full dress on his way to Napanee, to take part in the fair there during this week. % Mr. and Mrs. Robert Barber are the proud owners of a new baby girl, born Sept. 2nd. 'There is an extra large attendance at the Deseronto high school this season. William Wright is confined to his home on Fourth street suffering from grippe. Little Ralph Aylesworth of the De- seronto Road, who has been visiting his grandparents at Belleville, had the misfortune to fall from the mail cart, which his uncle was driving, and break his leg. He was rushed to the Belleville General Hospital and is reported as doing nicely. Claude Sharpe, Edmund street, is the proud daddy of a big baby boy, Carl Douglas. On Thursday evening, two men were driving towards the sand hill on Napanee Road, when a bee chanced to light on) the driver's leg. En- gaged in the operation of skidooing the bee, the driver ran upon a high bank. Bath men escaped serious in- jury. William Whitton, Mr. Haines, Mr. J. L. Davis and Mr. Vanvolkenburg have returned from a fishing tour in the north country. . All report a splendid time and intend visiting it again in the deer huating season. Mr. and Mrs. M. Vrooman of Odes- sa are visiting Mrs. Vrooman's mo- ther, Mrs, J. Murrigan, and Mr. Mur- rigan, Mill street. Mr. and Mrs. Vrooman have been visiting through the summer months at Odessa, and intend returning!to their American future. A Miss Ruth Irwin of Irwin's Island, and Mrs. Sainsburg, of Owen Sound, i I : fe mi I. Ladies' Patent and Highest Grade Vici Kid Oxfords and Pumps Turn Soles, French Heels -- made by Bell and Smardon. These Shoes formerly sold for $7.50, $9.00 and some as high as $12.00. : We admit the styles have changed, yet these Shoes make the prettiest evening shoes money can buy. We must clear them immediately, so offer them to you at ONE DOLLAR It will pay you to buy 3 or 4 pairs. ABERNETHY'S. SHOE STORE THE HOME OF GOOD FURNITURE Looking into the future in buying you want to be sure of Style, Quality and Price. q : Furniture that will give you the ' 'PHONE 147 FOR _SERV » PRODUCE MARKETS Napance Reeall Market, Napanee, Sept. Apples, Fall, pk.. .. .:s +o Plums, Grfen Gage, 11 qt .... ..75 Plums, Lombardy, 11 qt .. .. ..60 Plums, yellow, 11 qt .. .. ....76 Peaches, 6 qt .. ..$1.00-81.10 Peaches, white flesh 11 qt .. $1.25 Asters, cut bloom, doz.. .. ..10-15 Gladioli, cut bldom, doz. ...40-50 Radishes, bunch ,... as «o0B Beets, bunch ..... tees ue caves 0B Carrots, bunich.., «+ «+ os oo +.05 Corn, 2 d0%...¢ «co +4 oo .25 Tomatoes, PK.. .. +o soee +.26 Lettuce, leaf, bunch.... .. ..10-20 Lettuce, head .. .. +e. .15-26 Cabbage, each..... .. ..10-12 1-3 Celery, bunch.. .... «+ ++..10-15 Green onions, bunch ., ., ou «-.08 Onions, domestic, pk... +... ..50-60 Potatoes, new, bushel .. ....$1.00 Butter, creamery, Ib.. .. ...37-40 Butter, dairy, Db.. .. .. ..30-35 Cheese, Dew, 1b.. 4 «..s +.23-26 Cheese, old, .., .... «¢ «. ..30 Eggs, fresh, dos... .+ «+... ..30-32 17-22 +. $4.00-834.50 Sugar, granulated, cwt. §$8.50-$9.25 ia vue v334.00 Cennnmeases Bl Wheat, western, bus.... .. ..$1.85 Bran, tol .... .. «..0 00 +.$30.00 Buckwheat, bus .. «... .. ..$1.50 8th. Hay, loose, ton .. .... «. $7-8512 Oats, western, bus .. .. +. ....78 Oats, local, bus. . ...... +. ..80-65 Youllg Pigs, DAIT ...uvvvee.37-810 Fish White fish, I .... .. .. .. ..22 - Beef: Roast Beef 1b...... «cee 14-23 porterhouse, Ib. ......23-26 cess meanli-0 ID .esvmassnBi2H ls OW i sevenesal0-14 Cre as a an add I." ieee neal 5, SWR asiveei. 13-17 sani nireesei18 snanieesneasss, 10-12 : i § i i F -e FH BD ics as ose 2.22 weight, ewt .. ..$9.75 Leneatine vwivs ane e18-28 ie, ne 4s$12-814 "breakfast, 1.. ....35-38 ! Pea-meal, ® ., ....30-40 sliced, Ib, .covve..80 tess ss 0s au +-80 ID es ieee oae36-45 mW... - oes .18-28 dren 49 su es .+17-22 » 88, Ib. oo. .iou 80-28 and pork. Ib. ..10-15 5 ppp } Hl Carcass, yearlings, 1b.. .....20-35 A Carcass, spring, Wess as ae sell 1! 54 +. 25 | *hine. THOMAS COPLEY Carpenter. Phone 987 See us for all kinds of work. Estimates given an laid. Have your hardwood floors ed with our mew floor cleaning mad Hinds, yearlings, Ib. 25-30 Hinds, spring, Ib... .. ....45:80 Forequarters, spring, 1b .. ....30 Lamb chOPE.. .... +. +.....30-38 Mutton, carcass, 1b.. .. ....17-28 Poultry: Fowl, D.. .. .... «v +4:. 18-38 Chickens, Id .. .. ./.. ....25-28 Chickens, crate fatted,each, 80-§1.50 Chickens, dressed, each ..76-§1.50 Hides, etc. Deacon. skins, each 00 Horse ¥ides .. Hides, "os oa sev n wu ioden Sheep skins, fresh, each $1.00-§1. Veal skins, ib.. .. cese10-13 Wool, washed, 1b.., .. ... ..36-80 Wool, unwashed ..: .... ..30-26 BUILDINGS BURNED AT MOUNTAIN GROVE The Loyst Hotel, Two Dwel= lings and Blacksmith Shop ~Were Destroyed. Mountain Grove, Sept. 6. buildings were destroyed by fire which broke out here at 11.30 p.m} £ ! Sais ist ° HF SE : : § 83 fi { of : ES § § : § g 3 h il : § ! g ig i i i? gif thé : § | i hi : i ix 1 PERS