THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG. Pp CAMDEN SCHOOL. FAIR) '8ald To Equal Some of The | 0 Best Of The Fall By - Jumerz Fairs. TO MY EXPENSIVE LOVE. Marjorie: "We all had bobbed hair." 2 --Mrs. Frank Garber. Somethin' Wrong! + Two little boys were talking about | where they were born. "I was born in a hospital," saa. one, ® By hat was the matter with you? | Camden East, Oct. 2.--In spite of | asked the other the inclemency of the weather on Ruth Ludlow Forbes. | Wednesday, the annual school fair Wes a decided success. Thare were a large number who did not venture out who otherwise would have been | girls will do to attract the men." progaat pad te a el Mitied: a he, an hat has she! boon oh iBe. aud. what Gas 8 | sTounds which held all the exhibits. | "Why, Dorothy Merkle actually | The grains, vegetables and flowers | pretends that she would rather ride | vere of excellent quality; also the ir a trolley car than in a tax." irawings, writings, cooking and sew- ~-Angeliea Harris. ing were wonderful for the children. | Everyone was very enthusiastic over | the parades. Each school section did | Prizes Children's Week-- Sept. 28th to Oct. 4th All over the city this week is being observed as Children's Week. We wish to draw parents' attention to our window display. We carry a large range of Kiddies' Shoes -- everything from the Babe in the Cradle to the Big Boy going to school. : Even in Kiddies' Shoes we believe it pays the parent to buy "Shoes of Quality" --that's the kind we carry. Fall Suits and Wvercoats New Tweed Suits in the latest patterns. | Witter than orton mows Price $25.00 to $35.00. I lo 138 boa ua. Special, Indigo Blue Serge, exceptional value. Price $35.00. Light Top Coats for fall wear--$18.00 to $25.00. | Redder than ripened cherries George VanHorne's Like unto holly-berries 213 Princess Street. Phone 362w. = H te. "It's perfectly amazing what some Sweet as the breath of lies, Fragrant as rose in bloom, Delicious as a violet Is your highly-priced perfume. | The Dickens! | aie Old Gentleman (in public Libr. | 1SORUIngly ry): 'Have you the Pickwick | : a a7 y | First--Camden East. Second--Yarker. New Assistant (eager . but green): "I'll find out, sir. Third--Bicknell's Corners. morning or evening edition." Fourth--Colebrooke. { --Stuart Sab: iskie. There were also public speaking | and gong contests. The poultry and | Mrs. my | live stock were good. One of the | words | directors was heard to remark that | Mr. Nag: "No need to mark them, | the fair held here was the best of | . . e rura s e attended. my dear; theyre so well worn any | Miss Frances Alkenbrack left on Monday for Ottawa to resume her | education at Ottawa. Normal scnoor. | Mrs. A. Alkenbrack accompanied her | daughter, Frances, to Ottawa and | | Spent a day there. Miss Grace Gal- { lagher spent a few days at R, J. | | Brethren's, Switzerville, | Quite a number attended the | | union rally day service in the Meth- | | odist church at Newburgh. Miss | Lucy Hinch, Napanee, 1s visiting at | | Dr. Yourex's. Arthur Hineh has re- i turned home after spending a couple All manuscripts must be waitten on | of months in Syracuse, N.Y. He| Dear "iin, of the, paver oniy. should | was accompanied by his brother who | Tauid be addressed to oy chop [p= visiting friends for some time. | Hoa, Jar Ry. Veit Tesh | A number attended the Odessa fair | butions cannot be returned. on Friday last. George Skinner Cs | | companied by Mr, Beech, Brownville, motored "here on Wednesday of last | week, and took the former's father | and mother, Mr. and Mrs. Join Skin- | ner, to his home there for the win-| ter months. HAVE ENOUGH BASE PLUGS | well. were | | Is the paint upon your lips, to please, If I might only wed you, Er-- | It's all that I could ask, | 'But, though I might support the real girl I cannot afford the mask. Nag: "Now, mark Light Hurts | Some Eyes | Some eyes are extremely sen- |i sitive to light. For such patients we supply special lenses that prevent the harmful rays of light from entering the eyes. If the movies, bright lights, travelling on the water or by auto bothers your eyes, let me fit you out with a pair of these lenses, W.D. Graham, R.0. Successor to J. J. Stewart | Registered Optometrist 140 Wellington Bt Opp. Post Office ii / Evenings | Fine English Playing Cards The celebrated Chas. Goodall Co. Gilt Edge Cards. $1.00 a package These are very ap- propriate as bridge prizes. Kinnear & d'Esterre JEWELLERS DENTIST 168 PRINCESS ST. } | 106 Wellington st. Phone 256. [- Ls he BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING one could tell them." (Copyright 1924. Reproduction Forbidden.) | Readers are requested to contri- { bute. All humor: epigrams (or | humorous <.oitoes), jokes, anec- dotes. poetry, burlesques, satires, || and brignt sayings of children, must | be original and unpublished. Ace cepted material will be paid for at from $1.04 to $10.00 per contribution; from 25c. to $1.00 per line for poetry according to the character and value of the contribution, as determined by the Edi"or of "The Fun Shop." "~Yessir--this is the diagram of the big fish I caught--drawn to sales, Silas: look all broken up. cident?" - Hiram: "No, 1 was boxing with | young Sherman down in the village last night." ' Silas: "I didn't know you were a boxer." Hiram: Just Discovered It. "What's the matter, Hi, you Been in an ac- 7 GANANOQUE Oct. 3.--Tomorrow F. W. Hohen-. see, New York City, general produc- tion manager of Durant Motor Com- pany Incorporated, K. T. Keller, general manager General Motors o" Canada, Oshawa, and C./H. Carlisle, vice-president of Goodygar Tire and Rubber Co., Toronto, will join W. T. Sampson on a fishing and huntiag trip at Gananoque Lake. They ex- pect to be in camp about a week. Mr. and Mrs. C. 8. Lee, and John Lee, Jr., motored to New York oa 3 a | | Wednesday with Dr. Royal Lee anf | ; will spend a week in the Metropolis | Mrs. W. W. Squire has just ld 3 by appointment. "I'm not.' | --Stella Babcock. | | | Simmons Week An Unclean Mattress is a Menace to Health As the largest single factor in the bedding business, - SIMMONS, LIMITED, whom we represent locally, are concerned for the integrity off the industry and the consequent well-being of the people of Kingston-- concerned to protect you against old infected materials in your Mattress, to this end we guarantee that all Mattresses bearing Simmons' labels are of The Source. Sillicus: "I contend that a married man is always better informed than | a single man." Cynicus: "Naturally. What doesn't know his wife tells him." he Worse and Worse, "Now," said the doctor, "I'll have | to examine your throat. Open your | mouth as widely as you can and say | DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM || mouth as Patient: "Ah-h-h-h, Ah-h-h-h, Ah- h-h-h-h." | "Very good," said the doctor, "I CONTRACTORS || think I can fix you up all right. My JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. | "" a EET fee is fifteen dollars. PHONES 22677 --928W, 400 ALBERT STR |i Patient: ABB hheli-b-Bhih hee --K. A. Chedell. "To Bob or not to Bob" Had ruffled the poor girl's calm, "On second thought, I believe I'll send My photograph to Tom." ~--Gracia Shall. NENNNEEENERANEN Jardiniere Sale This is the time of year that you need a nice JARDINIERE for your House Plants. . -\We-are clearing out a few at *1.89 each Values up to $4.00. Assorted sizes and deco best English goods. Make your selection early. 'China : An Endurance Race, ' Groceryman: "Your account has been running for more than a year now." Customer: "Suppose we let it rest a while." --L. A. Barron. THE JINGLE-JANGLE COUNTER. Knives are good when sharpened right; There's an edge to appetite, ---Francis Mygatt. While strolling forest dark, I'm sure I heard the dogwood bark. : --I 8. c. through a wm iw w a ; ; g We = wn w wh "Hello Sonny, where's your Ma?" | "Gone to Barber Shop with Pa." --Ralph Jackson. rations, all Big crowds attest the actor's fame; Full houses mark the poker game. --D. R. Miiter, Just the Madge: "What induced to get up a football team?" "\ Glassware . Crockery the girls The problem of School Shoes will be economically solved if you will let us outfit- the youngsters. : Strong, durable Shoes for Boys and Girls; comfortable styles; constructed to protect and support growing foot muscles, Shoes worn by your children is cvidence of your own ig! 1 chased a new Star sports sedan. Messrs. Finley, Willlamson and Dunton of the firm of McDonald Currie & Co., Montreal, are in town conducting the quarterly audit at the Ontario Steel Products Com- pany. In the Tombstone competition at the golf links on Wednesday after- noon, the prizes were won by (1st) "Chummy" Stevens, pewter mug; (2nd) Jack Hargraft, 100 cigarettes, W. T. Sampson was 3rd and F. vi Prizes were donated by | Bell 4th. F. J. Skinner. John Shine, Mike McDonald, Ed- | ward Shields, Russell Lee and Fred | Mooney were among those who went | to Kingston for the "Gingham Girl" | on Wednesday evening. There are never too many base plugs or extension receptacles in a room. This is a good point to re- mémber in building a home, for the addition of a base plug costs only | | about $2. Receptacles in the kitchen are particularly handy. ------------------ Camel's Hair is Misnomer. So-called camel's hair paint brush. es are not so named because they are made from hairs out of the camel's skin. They are made from squirrel's fur and were first made by a man named Camel, whose identify has been completely lost for | many years. NAPANEE POST OFFICE SMOKE NUISANCE Is to Be Eliminated by New| Furnaces and Hard Coal. Napanee, Oct, 3.--Some time ago | a petition from citizens was sent to | the minister of public works, Ot-| tawa, complaining of the smoke and soot from which. they suffered owing to the use of soft coal for the heat- ing of the post office building. The citizens generally will appreciate the | prompt action of the minister in| causing an. inspector of his depart- ment within the past few days to investigate the matter. It is learned that I: is too late in! the season to install new furnaces, | but that taller chimpeys will be built to lessen the nui e during the winter and that in the coming spring new furnaces will be put in and in future a different class of fuel wil be used. T. 8. Henry, who has been quite ill for the past two weeks, is still confined to the house... Rev. C. E. Radcliffe, of Deseronto, was a visitor in town yesteraay, Amongst those from this district who were {n attendance at the Shrin- ers'. ball at Peterboro om Monday night were J. Geale Daly, W. J. Jew- ell, James Dorland, C. B. Creigh- ton. Ne DIED AT CROYDEN. James Tesky Passed Away Aged 81 Yi ears, Tamworth, Oct. 3.--Revy. M:. Gall, Mountain Grove, preached in the Methodist church on Sunday night, George Pope, Madoc, was in town over Sunday. Miss Josephine Dwyer, Oshawa, was in town on Sunday. Mrs. James Tesky, Croydon, died on Thursday' last at the age of eighty- one years. The funeral took place on Saturday to Christ church. Rey. Mr. Posten conducted the service. Miss Annie Gllmour, of the King- ston Business College; was home over Sunday. William Jamieson and family have sold their farming uten- sils. They have rented the farm and moved to Wolfe Island to reside. The. high schools girls and boys will hold their fleld day sports at the school grounds. Miss E. 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Then they become overworked, get sluggish, clog up and cause all sorts of distress, particularly backache and misery in the kidney region, rheuma- tic twinges, severe headaches, acid stomach, const pation, torpid liver, 'sleeplessnees, bladder and urinary ir. ritation. 2 The moment your Pack Burts or kidneys aren't acting right, or ff bladder bothers you, begin drinking lots of good water and also get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good pharmacy; take a table- spoonful in a glass of water before for a few days and your kidneys may then act fine. This fam- ous 'salts is made from the acid of used for years to eys and stimu them to mctivity; also to neutralize Jag In the system so that they irritate, thus often reliev- Jad Salts ean not injure anyone; makes a delightful effervescent lithia. water drink which millions of men aud keep Ping Aid iD help and urinary organs clean, thus often avoiding serious kidney disorders. 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