THE DAILY _BRITISH WHIG Complete Stock of Fall Suits for Men For exceptional value and the very new- est in Fall Suits, it will pay you to see our stock of Tweed Suits. ' Large assortment of choice patterns to pick from. Price $25.00 and $30.00 Georg e VanHorne's 213 Princess ge X Phone 362w. Light Hurts Some Eyes Some eyes are extremely sen- sitive to light. For such patients we supply special § lenses that prevent the harmful } rays of light from entering the eyes, | If the movies, bright lights, fi travelling on the water or by [i auto bothers your eyes, let me fit you out with a pair of these lenses. | W.D. Graham, RO. Successor to J. J. Stewart 140 ee ein: Post Officell Bvenings by appointment. Bridge Prizes For inexpensive, attractive gifts, suitable as prizes. We have a nice assortment. They range in price from-- 50 cents up. Cups and Saucers. Novelties in Leather Goods Score Cards Playing Cards China. Brass, etc. Kinnear & dEsterre 168 PRINCESS ST. 108 Wellington st. Phone 356. BRICK, STONE, PLASTERING AND TILE SETTING DOUGLAS & McILQUHAM CONTRACTORS JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY. PHONES 22677--928W, 400 ALBERT STREET ' Royal Doulton Dinnerware IN "OLD LEEDS SPRAY" PATTERN This pattern is one of the best made by the famous Royal Doulton Pottery. It is open stock, get what you really need. Our stock is now complete. { uses a lipstick--where do you get { that stuff?" .My great ambition for today, Te -- XZ) hob First-Hand Information, Harry: "I don't believe Claribelle Jack: lips." "I have {it from her own --Gertrude Marie Heller. The Lorelei. Jones: scendry on your trip?" Johns: "Yes--and I've got her address." «+R. F. Gilman> There's no fool like an old fool with a boyish bob. Private. He was in the office with a wo- man. The door was marked pri- vate. The office boy was dozing. A lady gowned to perfection entered excitedly. She started toward the inner sanctum. The office boy awoke. "You can't go in there "now," he said, barring the way. The lady gave him a withering glance, "I am his wife,' she replied haughtily. The boy was brushed aside. She opened the door and swept the room with a glance. v "Mother," she cried. Recently Patricla O'Hare contri- buted a Jingle-Jangle something like this: Ye gods and little fishes; I sure hate to do the dishes. » * - Which inspired little eight-year old Viola Josephine to answer it: Washin' dishes ain't so bad; It's dustin' round that makes me sad. Hard To Beat. Nan: "Are you going into poli- tics this year?" Betty: 'Never again! It's a dread- ful game for a poor girl to play. 1 lost a box of candy and two pairs of gloves on the last election." --C. M. Shute. Did He Go? Frank: "Do you like me?" Ann: "Why, Frank, I think you are one of the best boys going!" ----Mrs. H. BE. Whitcomb. A Few Vacation Memories. "Yes, dear, you are the only one in all thé world." "From the very first minute I saw you, I knew I was in love." "Your eyes are Mke the stars." "There could never be another." "You're so wonderful." "No, I'll mever look at else." \ "How I adore you!" "You, darling!" "Just one more kiss, dear." "Henry, I want you to meet my husband." ~Charles G. Shaw. anyone Rather Trying. Joan: "Do you enthuse over foot- ball?" Edith: "I try to, but before the game is over I always get cold feet." ~L.: A."Handy. Ambition, 1 dream no dreams of vast estates, Or palaces galore; 1 do not long for kingly power, Nor yet for scholars' lore; Though some. may. think it mean, Is simply this: That my full name With this pome may be seen. Of gold I've plenty--for a month; Within my home I'm It, So why should paltry cash or power Engage my mind .a bit? In fact, so far as they're concerned, I'd let all such things go If I could see these verses with My name in print below. ~-Hillery Hecht. , Bare To Go. Teacher: "Who succeeded Henry vir Pupil: "Edward VL." Teacher: "Who came after Bd- ward?" y Pupil: "Queen Macy. "» . Teacher: "Who followed Mery?" Pupil: "A little lamb." | =--=Joanie A. Matoney. -- ¥ ,'Did you see any pretty stop to the abing of eof mah. tonss sets." --Arthur Vaughn. (Copyright 1924. Reproduction Forbidden.) Readers are equated 3D sont. bute. Xn humor: e tor humorous ..oitoes), gta aneos dotes, poetry, ann aatives, and brignt sayings of children, must be original snd unpublished. Ace cepted material will be paid for at from $1.04 to §10.00 per contribution; from 26¢. to $1.00 per line for posiry according to the character and value of the contribution, as determined by the Ed.or of "The Fun Shop." All manuscripts must be waitten on one side of the paper only, should bear name of this newspaper, and should be addressed to Fun Sho Headquarters, § West 40th Stree New York City. Unaccepted contri bullons cannot be returned. { PRODUCE MARKETS Napanee Retail Mark~t. Napanee, Oct. 27. +25 Apples, Bull, pk.. 31. 25 Plums, Green Gage, 11 at.. Plums, Lombardy, 11 qt. Plums, yellow, 11 qt .. Grapes, Blue, 6 gt.. Giapre, Green, 6 at. Grapes, Red Rogers, 6 Qos. Peaches, 6 qt .. . $1.00-31.10 Peaches, Crawford, 11 qt. ..:$1.50 Asters, cut bloom, doz. ..10-15 Gladioli, cut bloom, doz. ...40-50 Watermelons each..." wv. ., ..10-25 Nutmeg melon, each... ..06-10 Musk melon.... ««ss oo «10 Beets, bunch Carrots, bunch. . Tomatoes, bus.. .. .. Lettuce, leaf, bunch... Lettuce, head Cabbage, each Caulifiower, each. . Celery, bunch. . +.10-15 Green onions, bugch .. .. .. ...08 Onions, domestic, pk... ... ..50-60 Potatoes, bushel.. :. wih Butter, creamery, Ib °,. .39-46 Cheese, new, :b.. .. «.43-26 Cheese, old, I... ose add Eggs, fresh, doz.. .. .. .38-45 Lard, 1b. 17-22 Flour, cwt. . 38 76-$5.00 Sugar, granuiaied, owt. . $8.50-%9 Shorts, ton. Straw, vated, "owt, Wheat, western, bus... .. Wheat, local bus .. Bran, ton.... . Buckwheat, bus «. +... «+ Corn, feed, ewt..... . 3175-3200 Corn, car lots, ewt. ... $1.85 Hay, baled cwt. ... Hay, loose, ton ., Oats, western, bus .. +. .. . Oats, local, bus, . Young pigs, pair ... Fish: / White fish, 1b.. .. Salwacn Trout, 1b. . Beef: Roast Beef 1b..... Steak, porterhouse, 1b. ......23-25 Steak, round, I, (..ce0 +...18-20 Stewing cuts, 1b. ...4ee... 812% Beef, western, cWh. ........10-14 Steak, TDORG- x » sastas: vo: ss; ss BB Boillag cuts Ib. "svennnsesP=12 Beef, hinds, cwt. Nprtranses A217 Beef, local, 1b. . 38 ..0......8-12 Veal, 1b. cevsnafiniennasd 10-12 Pork: Loin roasts, 1b. Togs, live weleit, owt. Chops, Hogs, dressed, owt: Bacon, breakfast, 1b. liacon, Pea-meal, 1b. . .... Roast purk, 'sliced, 1b. Ham, cooked, 1b.. .. Ham, smokad, Ib .. ... Picuic:Ham, B .... .. Hinde, Biss can as Pork sausages, 1b. . Sausage, beef and pork,. Lamb: Carcass, yearlings, ib... Carcass, spring, 1b. . Hinds, yearlings, Ib. "sina ite Hinds, spring,-1b. a ns Forequarters, spring, Ib. Lamb chops.. .. . Mutton, carcass, Ib.. .. .. Poultry: vesa18-25 Fowl, BB. .. cues Chickens, 1b .o +» 54.0 ....28-28 Chickens, crate fatted,each, 80-§1.50 Chickens, dressed, each ..75-§1.50 ..10-20 ++ 15-26 «+10-12 1-2 ..5-15 «14-23 "maw eee LL -. $9.50 + se 18-2% . J12-316 .. 29-60 35-40 sess | Gananoque | Oct. 27.--George Funnell was advised a few days ago by F. W. | er and little = the week-end here with Ger niece Mrs. A. E. Bishop. Mr. Greig, Montreal, was the guest of his sister-in-law, Mrs. Catherine Lutz at the week-end. The deer hunters are making ready for their annual trip. NAPANEE BASKETBALL GIRLS WIN AND LOSE Defeat Trenton in Senior Game But Went Under in the Junior, | rae Napanee, Oct. 27.--The (final match of the Bay of Quinte Basket- ball League was played in the Nap' anee Armouries on Saturday after- noon "last. The contesting players were Trenton and Napanee. The senior game was called first and the Napanee players showed excellent combination and easily passed the ball to the Napanee forwards wu. scored. At the end of the first ten- minute period the score was 12 to 1 in Napanee's favor. At the end of the second period Napanee was still leading. Trenton came back strong in the third period and forced the Napanee girls to do their best work and the game ended by a score of 26 to 14 in Napanee's favor. The junior game was the closest to watch from the spectator's stand point. The Napanee girls led in the first period by a score of 10 to 8 and in the second period by a cote of 17 to 12. Napanee still led in the be- ginning of the third period and had good chances of retaining it to the end but Trenton's 'girls made a great come-back and overcame Napanee's lead by several quick shots and the game ended by a score of 28 to 22 in Trenton's favor. Napanee was handicapped by the absence of their jumping centre but gave Trenton a close run. Miss Edna OChown of Kingston refereed the games in a most satls- factory manner to both teams. After the gamed the Napanee girls served light refreshments. On the games played to date, Tren- ton juniors have the lead with wins from Picton and Napanee, and Nap- anee"s seniors have the lead with wins from Pioton and Trenton. Mise Birdie Schrgver and her mo- ther left yesterday for Los Angeles, Cal., after spending the summer with relatives in Napanee, Col. and Mrs. A. P. Deroche and two children of Ottawa, spent the week-end in Napanee. Mrs. L. H. Meng left on Saturday for her home. in Ottawa after spend- ing the week with friends in Nap- ? Ae . Moffat and two sons Thomas -- ry accompanied by Mrs. E. Boyle motored to Stratford to spend a week with Mrs. Moffat's mother. Mrs. Manley Jones left to-day for her. home in Pomona, Cal. Miss Ruth Clugston, Kingston, is the guest of Miss Vivien McLaughlin, John street. Mrs. Willis Ungar of Morven died Sathrday in the Kingston General Hospital after a three weeks' Ill- ness, She leaves besides her husband six small children, the eldest twelve years of age and the youngest three. Much cympathy goes out to the bereaved family. Mrs. W. D. Hunt- daughter Joyce are spending a couple of weeks with her sister Mrs. H. Stevenson, Toronto. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Smith and two children left last "week for their home in Bassane after six weeks' visit 'with friends in Napanee, TIGERS STILL ON TOP BY BEATING MONTREAL Varsity, Downed Hamiiton Rowers in Senior O.R.F.U. Fixture. Hamilton, Oct. 26--Tigers had no dificulty in maintaining their place as unb leaders of the Big Four. They handed Montreal, the only team they claimed to fear in the Union, an unmereiful trouncing here to-day be- fore 5,000 people. The score was 20 to 1. The Montreal team played a terribly ragged game and were beat- en by thelr own errors. The wing of the Tigers' Kiddies' F. ootwear Shoes for Little Tots-- soft, non-slip soles for little tots learning. to walk. Brown Kid, Black Kid and Patents, $1.50 Many styles of Kiddies' Shoes for dress or play, ranging from $1.75 to $4.50. Children's School Shoes, too. ABERNETHY'S SHOE STORE Simmons Week at Reid's 'An Unclean Mattress is a Menace to Health As the largest single factor in the bedding business, SIMMONS, LIMITED, whom we represent locally, are concerned for the integrity the industry and the consequent well-being of the people of Kingston- concerned to protect you against old infected materials in your Mattress, to this end we guarantee that all Mattresses bearing Simmons' labels are of pure, clean, new cotion, delivered to your home in a sealed carton. JAMES REID The Busy Store by Varsity 15 to 10, thelr gecond ae-1 and Stevens. feat in as many starts. Varsity were much the better team in the first half, and their back divisions played somie clever football, Trimble and Plaxton in particular being hard men to down. These two were the stars of the game, although - Allan Galbraith stood out like the Royal Bank Build- ing on the Hamilton team. He was well supported by Art Elford, and after Conle relleyed Reid at quarter the entire visiting team showed plenty, ot. dash and held their own if nothing more. Irwin, Fraser and Sorkey did some great tackling for the winners, Irwin | especially doing some deadly work. Chaffe and Stringer were good in line plunging, the former making more yards than any other lineman at the stadium this year. French, Graham and M. Scott, while he was on, were valuable to the losers. Elford's touchdown put the wish tors in the running in the last quar ter, and they were dangerous until the end, although Varsity deserved the victory. The game was of the open variety, lots of running and kicking, and thoroughly satisfactory from the spectators' angle. Hamilton R.C.--¥Fiying wing, Pee- ne; right half, Crawford; left half, Galbraith and Elford; quarter, Reid; snap, Caldwell; right ~inside, D. Scott; left inside, Shuttleworth; right middle, Saddler; leit middle, French; right outside, Graham; left: outside, Bowman; subs., W. Scott, Killner, Shields, Smith, Van Luven a Phone 147 Varsity--Flying wing, Fraser; right half, R. Plaxton; left hal Trimble and McVicar; quarter, Cole man; snap, Weber; right. inside Stringer; left inside, Chaffe; righ middle, Dow; left middle, Harris; ley, Breithaupt, Hill, Teskey, Bru Umpire--Blilly Mallett, Hamitto auto right outsidé, Sorby; left outside, Irwin; subs., Walker, Teagle, Bent and McFadden. ~ Referee--Reg. DeGruchy, Tor SERVING TABLE NEAR {8 A wserving table should always as close to the kitchen door as sible. Its purpose is thereby filled, for it is designed to facilita serving from the kitchen. They have been saying jazz musié was done with for gbout three years, but it isn't played out yet.