. New Years Greeting Cards | l{ "How time does fly!" old folks are To carry folks your best regards send New Year's Greeting Cards. , it J R. Uglow & Co. Send Thank You Cards for Gifts Received ! Through scanty wont to say, Espécially at times like New Year's Day; i And then they look at pictures artists paint \ Which shaw Old Father Thue a hoary | nt | With whiskers Tlowing clear down to is knees, And hair so tong Jt ripples in the breeze. clothes his s are séen, And o'er his shoulders is a scythe so keen skinny | "Twill mow down anything. How could this guy So old, rh tic, feeble, ever fly? fn a gift that will last. Choose it yourself from the latest crea tions of Gruen Watch Makers' Guild = dainty Wrist Watches Kinnear : d'Esterre : Jewellers 168 PRINCESS STREET [see Us When In Need Of Lamps | Weare distributors for ° EDISON MAZDA LAMPS HALLIDAY ELECTRIC.CO. Hl wmovm ou CORNER KING AND PRINCESS 6T8. "FOR SALE rr. -- - RL --"---- TT ST ~ Ate EE Se Sotmiariir NAA gg; Stove and Chestnut $16.00 ton, delivered kwheat or Split Pea $9.00.ton, delivered Slabe, cut «oc v: ..+ $4.00 per load : Slaba, cut .:.iv.v visio. $3.50 per load How can he fly? I'll tell you how he can; t It is because, like every other man Who has a reputation, you will find There's back - of him a woman of strong mind, In this case 'tis Old Mother Time, but she Is no Has Been like hubby, No Siree! She's up-to-date; her clothes are latest style; She sees her barber every little while And has her tresses bobbed, and Mar- cel-waved, \ In ways like this she spends the dough he saved. ' To see her from the rear you do not know If she's a Flapper or a Grandma; so To pay her bills, though he may grunt and sigh, It keeps old Papa Time right on the fly. " Agsinst the Day. Jonas: "You're crying, Dear! What do you want now?" Mrs, Jonas: "Nothing. practising."--Joan Benda. I'm just , Gets That. > Collins: "Your wife doesn't hear very well, does she?" Harmon: "No, but she never misses anything the neighbors say about me." Diplomacy. Slater: "Bill's diplomacy approaches statesmanship." Clarke: "How?" Slater: "He stepped on a woman's foot in the car the other day and told her that her foot was so small he cotildn't see it"--Ray Schwab: Dr. Baldpate on the Sensitiveness of Snakes. 'We are indebted to Charles A. Mc- Govern for a Baldpate anecdote which adds fresh laurel; to the brow of that [fearleqs traveller, Dr. George A. Bald- pate, . * " was playing a round of golf on thé new desert course at Sus, in' the Sahara. It is an excellent course; sand greens, of course. Sand fairway also. In fact if I were tempted to eri- ticise it T should say that it was pos- sibly a bit too sandy. However .. . I was playing alone, ag I find I can al- ways make a better score that way. 1 carried no weapons except my clubs. Imagine my perturbation, there fore, when I looked up from the fourth tee just as 1 was about 40 drive and saw directly in front of me the gaping jaws of a desert n, the one men- ace in this waste land. Flight was use- less . . . the creature can overtake & running horse. I did the only thing possible. I drove my golf ball with all my force straight into the python's mou ' "It was the mightiest saw that 1 have ever 'delivered. Straight through the snake it went ad out the gies and. The aperture made by the create: a draught through the animal. He paused, sneezed twice, and curled up at my feet, a victim of galloping paéu- monia."" A Phanks for the story, Mr. McGovern, | If 'Dr. Baldpate can play golf like he tells stories it's a ten to one shot that he beats par every time he goes ut. pe SA a Sor, po erry: where re going o build the new Optical Hospital." i "Ah, § see. A site for sore Sedma, ¢ Classified : : "'N' then, aiter he dance, Rvalking was healthier than t: "Oh, a born hiker," E_DAILY Very decollette And her clothes never made her per- spire. i ------ In a Rural School. Teacher: "Billy, can you tell me what a mayor is?" Billy (timidly): "He is a lady horse.' ~Mrs, L. H. Bastion. cause of the sympathy it' brings them from other people. » ns (Copyright, 1834. Reproduction Forbidden). 4 requested to contri, 3 apigroms < Aumorous Zu 4 Jokes, inate or alia or mast ir N ol original and wu PUD 4 lv cepted material I be paid for at 1 $10.00 per contribution: from $1.00 wie Lond * $1. ne for according Ribs eter ad vary of the co but. as determin: Bditor © Readers are bute. All b and to Fan Sh t pred contr butions cannot be returned. ar GANANOQUE" Dec. 30.--Miss Ina Hurlburt of the staff of General Mators, Oshawa, '| returns to her duties to-day after spending the holidays here with her parents. To-morrow marks the first anni- versary of the death of the late be- loved Dean ' Kehoe. On Saturday morning at nine o'clock, Mather Hanley will sing & high mass of re- quienm in St. John's chureh here for the repose of his soul, ¥ Miss Wilhelmina Pennock was taken to the General Hospital, King- ston, yesterday, and operated on for appendicitis. Harold Bell left Oswego, N.Y., Mrs. Seally. Ambrose Morgan, Oshawa, Is spending the holidays here with hls mother, Mrs. Willlam Amo. Harold Wyllle is with his sister, Mrs. Convey, Araprior, for the holi- days. . James O'Brien, Winnipeg, is home after a long absence, and is the guest of his sister, Mrs, J. B. Mooney. D. Ulnian of the Bell Telephone Company, Montreal, . was in town yesterday. i George MoKanday, Tofonto,. re- turned home after spending Christ- mas here with his parents. yesterday for to visit his aunt, in Prescott. Mie Irma Nuttall has gone To Oshaws with Mrs, Hulcheson 'and Maurice to spend a féw days. Mrs. McDonald, Perth, and Mies Jane McDonald, Toronto, who sp Christmas here with Mrs. Richard Johnson, Jr., have returned. On Sunday evéning the cantata "The Story of ehem," by West, was beautiful dared by Grace chuich choir, ® m d by suit- able solos. The soloists' were Miss Helen Mubes, Mrs. L. R.-Stédman; Dr. J. C. Mabee, Wilbur Clow, Ware rei Black, snd Miss Gussie Demp- ster who hy special requ sang "The InfAnt Jesus." ~~ Professor Thomas gave.~two organ solors. Adeste Mdeles and Nusareth which were done in his own finished man. ner, and thoroughly enjoyed: The entire song service was one well worthy of the holy and festive sea- son of Christmas and reflected great credit on the choir of Grace church: A VETERAN AT REST Robert Giibért Passed Away at His Home In Odessa Last Week. -- \ Odessa, Dec. 20. ~Robert Gilbert, an aged resident, passed away last "Tuesday after a long and serious fliness. The funeral was held from his late home on Friday afternoon. Rev. 8. F, Dixon officiated and The remains were placed in Mt. For. ward vault to await interment in the family plot at Union cemstery. He was about eighty years of age aud leaves one son, Bdward, on the homestead, and two grand children, Miss Grace Gilbert, Rochester, N. ¥.. and Clifford. Vrooman, Odessa, winter months with their sén, Harry Davy, Toronto. Inman Wright is vie- ting his sister, Mrs. O'Neil, Detroit. Mrs. John Mancur f¢ visiting her sister, Mrs. R. Lee, onto. "Mr. sad Mrs. H. J Smith Mrs, George Some people rwelenme "trouble be- 4 Roy Bell is visting W. I. Purkis "4nd. Carl Cameron, BRITISH WHIG _ | Arla Ardath is the name of a lady's Overshoe -- » made of finest Jersey Cloth with 4 straps with dome fasteners. It's a Dominion Rubber Com- pany's product. - It fits well-looks well, and is easily put on and taken off. Priced at $5.00 JUST ARRIVED % About 50 pairs Children's and 24 pairs of Girls' Overshoes--many were waiting for these sizes. Priced from .....:.. "$2.75 t0 $3.98 BOYS' Hockey $4.50 and $5.00 MEN'S ENGLISH Oxfords Black Calf, Brown 'Brogues. Some with leather soles-- others with high grade, heavy weight, Crepe Rubber Soles. $8.00and $9.00 Sox for Moccasina-- Best Rubbers. . . $1.28 a Men's Rubbers $1.50... o.oo lo,nv.u (ole -28¢, oR lee Creepers ....36e. 'Boots $3.50 = Just arrived. 5 " LADIES' HOCKEY BOOTS - Mrs. Murphy and son, James Mur- phy, Toronto, are guests at the Al- bert Booth residency; Russell Bt- tinger, Kingston, spent the week- end, guests of Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Smith, MUNICIPAL, ELECTIONS. Township of Storrington." Reeve---Samuel Jamieson, (accla- mation). - Counsillors--Jack Mundell, G. O. Drader, Martin Sands, G. M. McFar- lane, Adam Ritchie. D. Cronk. . For counciliors--=8imeon Jackson, J. B. Howes, B, D. Godfrey, Ralph Botting, George Brown, Elden Campsall, and Franklin Goode. Bedford. For reeve~--David Barr, re-elected. For councillors--Willlam Breese, Thomas Croskery, Joseph Wood, Alonzo Kennedy and Fred Judge. Olden. For resve---G. Melville Drew, re r elected. : For councillors--David Cox, Sam- uel Bawforn, Samuel Stinchombe, J. M. Smith and Daniel McDonald. Kennebec. For, régve--L. D. Parke and Geo. Pringle. Mr. Pringle resigned and Mr. Parks is elected by acclama- tioons For couneillors--Fred Lloyst, George Pringle, Harvey Scott, Wil "soft Boomhour, D. J. Alexander, D. D. Hardrick, M. Peterson, Amos Hughes and Wesley Hall. . Harvey Scott, Wilson Boomhour, M. Peterson and Wesley signed. 4 rr Ren. : Crosby. "For ey A. Kenny re-elected. For councillors--C. ¥. Smith, H. H. Ripley, W. E. Gray, E. Rowswell. to-elected by actlametion. VISITORS AT PALLBROOK. The Scliool Was Entertainment a Fallbrook,' Dec. 26.--P. Lander Detroit, ave spending a few days at the latter's ~ Hinchinbrooke. pa For reéve--R. A, Hamiltoh and L. Hall re-|- Abernethy's Shoe Store Be . nual iedtubalslu leila 4 Few realize what a men may hold. Mattresses must be made of pure, clean, material. : Your unfailing sign is Simmons' label. = +}, ace the average Mattress i ' JAMES REID "Phone 147 for Service. with friends in Montreal. The school concert held on Fri- day evening, was a splendid success, The teachers are to be congratulat- ed on their entertainment. We are pleased to know that Master Ross Kirkham, who has had pneumonia, is recovering. "REE sew Sas we wm Bewe | The Leading Undertake and Irene Gilchrist, of Perth 3 school, also Jack Geddes, of. frew high school, are In holidays with their parents here. large crawd a the danés in Minto wi a istry E and Mrs. W. iangtitin. : ston, visited with the latter's p ents, Mr. and Mrs. William Kink ham, Stanley Geddes, Mr. and Mis Roy Kilborn and daughter, also the Misses Maggie and Simm, of Renfrew, spent Chris with Mr. and A 4