Your Style--Age is the Thing Not how old you are but how old you like to look and feel and dress. .Your style-age, in other words, is the basis on which we offer Suits called "Young 5 Men's," made by Semi- 4! last detail. Price $25.00 to $40.00 George VanHorne 213 Princess Street. Phone 362w. aaah Ad Adhd Adhd Adhd Light Hurts Some Eyes ' Some eyes are oxtremely sen- sitive to lght For such patients we supply special lenses that prevent the harmful | rays of light from entering tha eyes. If the movies, bright lights, travelling on the water or by | auto bothers your eyes, let me i | fit you out with a pair of these il lenses. For Cleaning Gold, Silverware Gorham's Silver Cream, Powder, Soap, Polishing Cloth. 'The finest prepara- ; tion made. 35¢. each mn Kinnear & d'Esterre JEWELLERS 168 PRINCESS ST, Adah JOBBING WORK A SPECIALTY Brick, Stone, Plastering and Tile Setting The man who wears a visage grim Will ind most peeple shunning him; While he whose face lights with a smile Will have friends round him all the while. Variation 17-B. Biehl: "And on what grounds did you say your wife got her divorce?" Steele: "Playgrounds." Both Sides. ) Barbara: "Mrs. Heimach sald she (had to get rid of her maid because | she didn't know anything." Virginia: "I heard it was because she knew too much." ~--Joan" Benda. The Social Primer. Bride. Though she's ad- The [This is the bride. mired, The poor girl's gosh-al-mighty tired! 4 | She's gone, un-til weak in the knées, | To count-less show-ers, bridg-es, teas, Receptions, par-ties, mat-i-ness, | And such like for some nine-ty days. | Don't say "Pooh- Pookt™ or "Fid-dle- | sticks!" | She got nine sets of can-dle-sticks! | 11. The Bride's Mother. This is the Moth-er of the Bride; In-to six handkerchiefs she's cried, And giv-en to each wo-man friend Wet, salt-y kiss-es with-out end. What she has done is et-i-quette For moth-ers at a wed-ding; yet The truth is Moth-er was a-fraid Her daugh-ter would die an old maid! --Rudie. Be So! Bubbles: "And what did you see in France?" Birdie: "Plaster of Paris! --Constance R. Dowd. 1 Life is full of contradictions. We spend millions to encourage jazz, and other millions to elimin- ate static. -- Deduction. Helma, a little Finnish girl visit- ing in an American home, was great- ly surprised at the venerable grand- mother who seemed to Helma to possess extreme antiquity. Finally she said to her young hostess: "How old 1s your grand- mother, Blanche?" THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG- make of lawnmower is or gootask the man who 'loans" one. -- 192 (Copyright, 5. Reproduction Forbidden). LETTERS To The Editor R ers are requested to contri bute. All humor: =p (or humorous mottoes), jokes, anec dotes, poetry, burlesques, satires, and bright sayings of children, must be original and unpub Ac- cepted material will be paid for at from $1.00 to $10.00 per contribution; from 25c. to $1.00 per line for poetry according to the character and value of the contribution, as determined by the Editor of "The Fun Shop." All manuscripts must be written on e side of the paper only, should Pear name of this newspaper, and should be addressed to Fun Bh Headquarters, 83 West 40th .Stree New York City. Unaccepted contri- butions cannot be returned. For A Holiday of Supreme Enjoyment. This Summer pass up the famil- jar, near-at-home vacation ground and visit a land of fresh charm and interest. New scenic thrills await you in Jasper National Park and on the Triangle Tour of British Colum- bia. Awe-inspiring magnificence fea- tures the glorious five-day hoat trip from Vancouver to Skagway, Alaska. Jasper National Park--4400 square miles in area--is the largest in the world. Among the foothills of the Canadian Rocky Mountains, the colossal snow-capped peaks, gigantic glaciers, tree-clad slopes, silvery lakes, torrential river shady retreats make it a playgrouna of unique grandeur. Jasper Park Lodge offers every modern luxury as well as golf, tennis, riding, hiking boating.--every form of sport and recreation. The Triangle Tour is a wonderful combination of rail travel through the heart of the mountains and boat travel through the sheltered Scenic Seas. Leaving Jasper, the tourist crosses the mountains in close prox- imity to the highest peaks; the train following the shores of mighty riv- ers and skirting deep 'canyons on its way to Prince Rupert. Thence by luxurious steamer to Vancouver and by train back to Jasper, edging the roaring gorges of the Thompson and Fraser Rivers. 3 The mountain magnificence re- vealed on the trip to Alaska is un- parelleled by any other scenery that may be viewed from the deck of a| boat. Great glaciers, rugged crags, totem poles, romantic cities, In- dian villages; these are some of the features that combine to make your Alaskan holiday one great and glor- ious adventure. The transcontinental trains of Ca- nadian National Railways all-steel equipped--offer the maximum of travel comfort on your journey to Western Canada. Daily service from Toronto to Winnipeg, Edmonton, Jasper National Park, Prince Ru- pert and Vancouver, Ask nearest Canadian National National Park and game sanctuary | and" Hydro Auxiliary Plant. Hamilton, April 21.--(To the Edl- tor): I note the Hydro Electric Power Commission of Ontario are ready, to start on a huge $7,000,000 auxiliary steam plant at Bay Side Park, Toronto, which would prob- ably produce 40,000 horse power, at a cost of perhaps $15 for interest and depreciation, say $15 for coal, and $10 for operation and admini- stration, plus transmission. The coal and operation to be an everlasting charge, whether the United States or Canada put an em- bargo on coal or not, or whether the Nova Scotia and Alberta coal miners are on strike half the time or Wot. The proposed plant could not pro- duce for a year or more anyway. Why not act at' once and stop power export (by declarations that it is required for immediate use in Canada) on and after March 31st, 1926, which would release to us about 140,000 horse power at Ni- agara Falls eleven months hence, which would last is until we get an- other Chippawa, or better still, get some of the half prices energy now developed and exported at Cedar Rapids, and solve the famine imme- diately? A transmission line from Cedar Rapids to Toronto, 300 miles, only 200 more than from Niagara, would perhaps cost less than the new steam plant, and expend as much or more wages in construction, and then it would always be required to trans- mit from Cornwall to Toronto, and from Cornwall east, and the future operations would cost much less, just to open the gates and let the water fall over, than by coal from the United States' or Eastern or Western Canada for all time, ever- lastingly increasing in expense. Then the plant might probably be scrap- ped before it earned quarter its cost. Should not Ontario or Canada im- mediately declare hervposition on the duration of the export contract, whether from year to year omly, ac- cording to Canada's requirements, or for 50 or 99 years? So if the $200,- 000,000 power merger negotiates | with the Niagara, Lockport & On- tario Power Co. (to whom the Hydro Electric Power Commission are now supplying about 60,000 horse power) they will know what they are get- ting. Yours truly, ---W. O. SEALBY. NEWEST WRAP FOR EVENING ~ Pretty Footwear at $5.00 Ladies should see our $5.00 Shoes. They are wonderful values. Patent Straps and Elastic Gore PUMP is viii. vt 50k vivre Tan Straps and Gore Pumps . 'Black Satin Straps ......... Grey Suede Straps ........ 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The total cost of the 1 will be $5,938.50. d two constables of @ have resigned at the instigation of| the council and the sole protector \is one policeman. Discord reigns in Hohenzollern family over the succession to the German throne if Hindenburg wins the presidental election. Liza (to husband): "What's dat in yer jocket?" Some more of dat sympathetic gin?" Delivered to you in sealed carton. SEE OUR DEMONSTRATION ALL THIS WEEK ! JAMES REID THE LEADING UNDERTAKER. NEW YORK CANDY STORE Home-made Candy and Ice Cream Parlor TRY OUR "ARCTIC PIE"--Ice Cream Milk Chocolate: Coats ing cresvinta erin menses nesses o DOS DAF PHONE 1400w. EASTER NECKPIECES IN FOX Black, Cinnamon, Taupe, Singe 'Em Off. Bingham: "Women are certainly funny! My wife thought a shaving mirror was the only utensil I needed in order to shave." Berham: "Where did she get that idea?" > Bingham: "On, she thought it worked something like a burning glass." ~--Elsie Fiedler. White, Platinum, Silver, Cross, Red, Brown, Kit. 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