¥ THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG SATURDAY, MAY 16, 1838. | E------------ Blt USED CAR SALE We Take All the Risk Out of Used Car Buying--In This Good Old Fashioned Sale of Used Cars »--> ALL NEXT WEEK < Remember whom you are dealing with.and also remember that a Used Car is never better than the house you buy it from and furthermore a good Used Car often turns out better than you expect. McLAUG STUDEBAKER | | CHEVROLET Studebaker 4-Cylinder Seven Chevrolet 4-Passenger McLaughlin Six- Passenger Touring Car ~ Coupe Cylinder Touring I" ¢ BN : ESSEX Essex 4-Cylinder Touring Car New Winter Top, Painted and Varnished, fiood Cord Tires all around, with spare. Front and rear Bumpers, Gabriel Snubbers (4), Radiator Shutter,Motormeter and Windshield Wiper. Over- hauled. A re-ground Cylinder job with the lat- est type Hudson-Essex Lynite Split Skirt pistons. You may have seen or heard of the Essex Cars that were used for track work at the Canadian National Exhibition a few years ago. =mweac. sie ' REO Reo 4-Cylinder Passenger Touring ar. ' : In fine shape and at a price which will sur- prise you. Isn't it a fact that you don't see many Reos advertised for sale? There's a reason. One of the industry's best cars. HUDSON Hudson 4-Passenger Speedster Top, Curtains, Upholstery and body finish A-1. All good Tires, two spares with Rims, Front and Rear Bumpers, Windshield Wiper and other minor accessories. Good for thou- sands of miles of enjoyable transportation. You can step out with the best of them with this one. 4 new Cord Tires, two spares with rims. 1924 model. Has front and New Top, body finish'and upholstery in ex- rear Bumpers, Goodyear Cord cellent condition. A real bargain. You Tires with spare; Dome Light, will be surprised at the price of this car. Windshield Wiper, Mirror, n ' Nickel Plated Bar Radiator Cap Studebaker Special Six-- ' and 1925 License. Just the 5-Passenger ideal car for the small family. in good running order. Another good buy Has been driven 4,400 miles i t S 81 The price. and is apparently as good as Studebaker Special Six Touring new. You can save that first large depreciation charge by Top and Curtains in excellent shape. Just varnishéd. Two new Royal Cord 32 x 4 purchasing this car and be- Tires on rear wheels. Other Tires good. Has a brand new bat- tery, a 1925 license. The leather upholst- ery is as good as new and the former own- This is one of them. If you are looking for a small, moderately .priced Car that will throttle down to two miles an hour on high, will get away fast, and has speed and power to burn, look this one over! er told us she took all the hills from Bat- tersea to Kingston on high. come possessor of a first-class smart - appearing Coupe, which anyone would be proud to own. BOYD'S GARAGE, LIMITED HUDSON REO ESSEX Despite the General Impression Concerning Used Cars, Let Us Prove By Actual Demonstration That There Is Such a Thing As a Real Good Used Car. ville E.Dickey - Editor Intercollegiate Publications COPYRIGHT 1925 JOHN DILLE CO. CORRECT = TRADITION SAYS SO. Prof.: "Hi hin~<Let In do: Id, when Knights weed many ake & F 's speak to " oid, hts dozen?" those two dames on the ud sheetiron trousers wore, They lived in ptoce, for them o Edited by THE CYNIC FALLS LT. He was a cynic. All his life he had Diogenesed around at 20 per with his bright lights thrown on the At a Boston Immigration Station one blank recently filled out as fol- Abraham Cherowsky. Yes. the cloak and suit busi- Class: ness. tor (after a min- ute's delay): "I'm sorry, but we have hundreds of Jacob Stultzs in the cloak and siit business. Don't " v his Visitor (after fumbling through paper); "Yes, here it. i " 1s, 1876. --Punch Bowl (U. of Pa.). OUR CLEANEST JOKE Vile: "What doth a bath cost?" Attendant: "Twenty cents. You can have 12 tickets for two dollars." V.: "Twelve! Say! TI aint ask- ing "36 a life subscriber." --Vir- ginia Re Co REELY! He wid Avy of Vewice, the Bride of ti 0, With its mony conals sparkling bine, . The glim ng moon and the stars On the waters that seemed to shine through, The Rialto, St. Mork's, with its wonderful s e And the beautiful old Doge's Palace-- He knew how to tell it, he hadw't been there; But he'd seen movies of it in Dallas. - ~Texas Ronger. Business: Rotten. -- Lampoon. (Harvard) chiffon stockings, hunting for a girl who would tell the TE . He wanted Edith to admit she bleached her golden hair. He wanted Elaine to tell him how many fra- ternity pins she was wearing. He knew they wouldn't. So he was a cynic. One day he met Doris. She told him she was knock-kneed, she couldn't dance, and that she would never kiss a man until she was en- gaged to him. He thought she had a pretty hot line, so he took her out one night. He discovered that she told the truth. So he turned out his bright lights and called up Edith.--North- western Purple Parrot. EDITORIAL CONFESSION We must admit that 'about one-half of our time go ahead an' light yer cig'- rette. Duff: "I'll strike one for ya ta see by." ~Swun Dodger. "With all due reverence, my ey Ts peauh cislom 2 er t Ho as do." at say in dd?" "We say, Are Br ox Then of course, if you are not there, there is no use in going on with versation.™ K in trying to make funny jokes decent enough to print. OPPORTUNITY "Have you an opening for a bright energetic college graduate?" "Yes, and don't slam it on your way out.' --N., ¥. U. Medley. rm ------------ A SR you working in a nice, cool sewer." Punch Bowl (U, of Pr). > My bownie was fond of jass danc- --Vim I, Swiper. A FEW MEAN WORDS A ONE ACT PLAY Scene--The usual porior. Time--9 P.M. (The Scene opens showing a young couple seated om the couch.) She--No, Jack. I say mo! He--Oh please Morion. + She--But, Jack. It ssw't right, He--Well, why isnt' it? She--Haven't you any sense at oll? He--0h, ok must you be so stubborn? | She--Well, I won't give in to you, that's all there ts fo ot, He--Please, Marion, i's perfectly all right. She--No you dow't--Sink isn't a kitchen utensil con- taining four letters and I won't put it dowm, Curtain) =N. ¥Y. U. Medley. Annie--Last week he sent me candy, say- ing sweets to the sweet. pretty sentiment. What of it? Annie--But now he sends me an ivory bair brush. ~lomwn Frivel. UNTHINKING MINION rong : "Can't this case be settled out of courts Kelly: "Sure, that's what we were trying to do, your honor, when the police interfered. --Sour Owl (U. of Kan.) " VARIATION 4,276,584 "It seems good v She: once in a while." He: "But surely you know me?" - She: "Yes, but that doesn't change 'your face any."--Sun Dodger. to see a strange face "Twelve." Prof.: How many make a million 1" Clase: "Darned few." --Log (U.S.N.A). Prof. (during examination): credse, corner. Wise Soph--'Sno_ use; ra oo ry answer. The loundry --Ski-U-Mah (Minn) "ALL ABOARD" The college boys were ready to board the train for . home; their luggage was on the train, and the porter stood before the boys in an expectant attitude, "Well, my man," said the leader of the group, "can i I give you anyth ing?" " bing you The, sir," answered the porter. "Well, gang," said the boy, "what do you say to - giving the porter three cheers?" --Dennison Flomingo. (Notre Dame.) CE MISCARRIED Dead Bye Dyck--Say, Bill, did that hombre, Cactus Lake, cal ng to Woe Lo wow A We ig Trey and a cross between a flat-faced prairie-dog and a broken-nosed cigar-store Indian? Did he? Bill-Nope, Dyck, he didn't 2 Dead-Eyed Dyck--Gawd! Then I've went and killed an innocent man.--Chicago Phoenix, : Drunk Student at a Parade: "Hooray fer --ah --Hooray fer--fer Sambone -- What would you do if you had two As hash ur th f i & ¥ §a % Fi. ies * i | Would last four yeors or In these old days, they hod a crase, For steel shirts," ond they wore them Wise Soph--They won't. ise was bliss enough in this never tove them. West Pointev_