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Me a mer | werson, won 7 WRIFTELD 1) MY OWN HALD . - Ne WRHING, ara EGAD [« 9 Z TL S Vadis We + FEAR THE MATOR WONT GET \T-- READ THE ADVERTISEMENTS Learn What The World Is Doing For You 0900000000000 000000000000000000000000006¢ inchester CIGARETTES 20/4 STANDARD 25¢ OF EXCELLENCE" MAIL ALAALLLIIIIIIXIIIN = A AAAI ct *A NEW This $135.20 Genuine new oo "His Master's Voice 'Victrola Now selling for Take advantage of this opportunity to secure a genuine new "His Master's Voice" Victrola. Never have prices been 80 low. JOKES ABOUT ABERDEEN. Argonaut. Jokes about the citizens of Aber- degn, Scotland, are so numerous and are so much of one cloth as to arouse curiosity as to their source. Have the jokes about the closeness of the Aberdonians a basis in fact, or has Aberdeen simply been found a con- venient tag for stories about close-fistedness? Allen Junior, in his "Canny Tales Frae Aberdeen," ad- vances the explanation that an Aber- donian organized a club to manu- facture stories against the residents of the Scotch city in order to "pull the leg" of the credulous English. As Mr. Junior gives the name of | neither the club nor its founder, his explanation may be set down as in- The stories in Mr. Junior's book, whether true or untrue, are alto- gether gorgeous. Here are a few of them: An Aberdonian in London wrote home: "I'm enjoying my holiday, especially the Restaurants, whaur I often find tuppence under the plate' P. 8.--If there is no stamp on the envelope it fell off in the post. "Two Aberdonians and a Jew were attending what they understood was a Free Lecture in London. During the course of the meetings a collec- tion was announced. The Jew faint- ed and the two Aberdonians carried him out." * 'Can ye tell me," asked an Abes- donian of an. English visitor, 'can ya tell me why we Aberdonians have a' a gift o' humor?' 'I suppose,' _replied the visitor, 'it's because it is a gift.' " "Two Aberdonians were brought before the police court for being drunk and disorderly. During the hearing the. Bailie asked the pros- new fall suit yet, spring style for the sheiks. that vest, 3 waist and the balloon trousers that almost drag on the ground. -------- en 2 ] Eo . 4 Possibly you haven't bought your but here's the Notice the tucks around the German scientists nnn atid: SOLUS LIE wor A iL TY i 0 rd ecutor: 'But where's the other man?" 'What other man, si?' 'The man who paid for the drinks!' , "It was an Aberdonian who, hear- ing that a certain doctor charged 6s. 6d. for a first consultation, and 2s. L 6d. for a second, went to him and said, 'Here we are again, doctdr.' The | £ doctor ventured to reply, 'I don't re- member seeing you before.' 'Oh, yes, I was here last week." 'Oh, indeed, I had forgotten. How are you keep- ing?' 'Not well at all, doctor, not well at all.' 'Let me se,' replied the | § doctor. 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