Daily British Whig (1850), 28 Jun 1926, p. 5

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Eo acme, free motion of the bowels, eve: flay, should be the aim of every po. -- i ene health, for ly the other organs os ge deranged, and. ol» Hors he diseases es are Hable to attack the you take our advics and use "Milburn's sou will find that they will regulate fa ki your bowels and liver in prope: and when this is done there is not much chance of you ever being sick. This valuable remedy has been on p the market for the Jub 32 32 Sui pit A LET ME QUOTE YOU RATES ONAN All Risk Motor Policy BEST AND CHEAPEST FORM OF COVERAGE 48 R. H. Waddell 81 BROCK STREET "PHONES 826-896. WHIG The Kiwi and the Cock-Chafer. "I do wish," said Nancy, "that we could find the door to Mister Snoop- sy's cave." "Bo. do 1," shivered the little Writ- fet, who had lost his shadow. But whatever else he was going to say will never be known. For they had come upon a most peculiar cou- ple who were having a most peculiar conversation. The peculiar couple consisted of a cock-chafer and a kiwi bird. The peculiar conversation con- sisted of the following remarks: "Such big feet," the cock-chifer was saying. "I never saw such big feet on a person your size. And as for tall, tee, hee, hee! Why, yon haven't a hair--I mean a feather." "Have a care, you little shrimp," retorted the kiwi bird. "My tall bothers me not. I do not miss it be- cause I do not eat with it. As for my feet, I dote on them. In Kiwi Land it is not fine feathers, but large feet that make the fine birds, Now f wish to sleep. Begone! But come back at a quarter to twelve--for lunch!" "To lunch or for lunch," sald the ecock-chafer. "For lunch," said the kiwi bird, 'shutting his eyes and dropping off to sleep as kiwi birds do. But suddenly he opened his eyes again and looked at the cock-chafer sharply. "What's that?" he, de- manded. . The cock-chafer jumped aboiit & yard. "Nothing," he chirped. "I didn't say a thing." [DR RUPERT P. MILLAN | DENTIST | 84 Princess Street. "Phone 1850 RR "But you were thinking," sald the kiwi bird. -"T distinctly had a shock and it wasn't 'a pleasant shock like you get when you open your bureau drawer and find a box of candy had forgotten about. I had a sKotk like you get when you put salt on BR. J. C.W. BROOM your berries instead of powdered AT MOUNTAIN GROVE, Strawberries a Good Crop--Two Teachers Re-engaged. Mountain Grove, June 25.--Straw- berries are ripening fast and there is every appearance of a bumper ¢rop. The P.A.B.B. Lodge marched to St. John's church on Sunday when Rev, A. Smith gave them a very eloquent address. Willlam Johnson is on the sick list. "Apostle Ben" is also ill and the tabernacle has been closed for a few days. Two carloads of Institute members motored to Kingston on Thursday to attend the district annual. Mr. and Mrs. C. Hayes, Roblin, visited at W. Hill's recently. R. Cox is sporting a new Ford. A few from here attend- od the temperance convention at Tamworth on Wednesday. Miss Lucy Gall anl C. Wood, dele- gates to the Sunday school conven tion at Tichborne, gave very inter esting reports on Sunday morning In the United Church. A 'clean up" day was held at the cemetery on Fri- A "bee" was held on Tuesday and also on Friday for the purpose of shed. Miss M. Smith and Miss L. Ball have been re-engaged for the coming year in Maple Leat school putting a new roof on the church | sugar. Now out with ft! What were you thinking?" "Well, then," said the little black beetle with the white velvet spots. say lunch was?" "It will be right now," sald the kiwi bird, "if you don't stop making remarks about my personal appear- ance." "Catch me if you can! Catch me if you can!" shouted the cock-chafer «of the kiwi bird's long bill. "Oh I can catch you all rightee," said the kiwi bird. "Only I don't | dine until a quarter to twelve. It will be time enough then." So the kiwi bird 'closed his eyes again and went to sleep. "He's afraid! He's afraid! He's afraid!" shouted the cock-chafer, dancing around on his short bow- legs. "He's afraid to touch me for fear I might pinch him!" "Say!" sald Nick, for the Twins and the Whiffet had seen and heard the whole thing. "You'd better be eat cock-chafers, you know." "Perhaps," said the cock-chafer, "but I'm the world's original digger. I can disappear in the ground be- fore you can wink your eye." Which he did. And of course everything looked as safe as a bank for Mister Cock-Chafer. > But just then the kiwi bird woke up. "It's a quarter to twelve. I can tell by my appetite," he said sudden- ly. And with that he stuck his long lead-pencil of a beak quite twelve inches down in the ground and pull- ed up Mister Cock-Chafer and ate him. "Handsome is as handsome does." said he. Then he went to sleep again before the Twins could ask him a single thing. (To Be Continued.) and the Star school. Cecil Clark's, Mt. Vale, were at A. W. Thompson's on Sunday. Mrs. William Barr, who has been ill, is much improved. Dr. Scotch, Parhan§, has been making a medical inspection in some of the schools in the vicinity. A goodly number attended the concert on Friday evening under the auspices of the League and were well enter- tained by Miss Tuit, elocutionist, of Belleville. Miss Lena Hawley, King- ston, made a short visit to her home last week. K. Thompson has return- ed to Detroit, Mich, FE DAYEREE ORD) TIL IWE DDE EM : PIE IRIPIE NID] FE INIOIN | [EICIE Mo TIAIRERMIAIS | RIGID IE TIT IE INIAIB] E [AIT IRON RIAREMIALT IB IARIN] ABT RIEPIGIOML) SITIAIL IE BRDIOIE AW EISIOME IPA AISIPIS IRRIE [TRIE JAD) LIEIAISIEREORETIEILILIS CROSS-WORDPUZZLE | ' [] 3 » kJ [eT 3 0 [LY - : of aren. 16. Gal of dom. "I was thinking that your nose was | entirely too long. What time did you | rudely, backing away out of reach! careful and not get so saucy. Kiwis TUESDAY, JUNE 20TH. KDKA (300.1) 2. 30 p.m.--Baseball scores. 3.20 p.m.---"Stockman - Farmer" report. 5.30 p.m.--Symphony dinner concert. 6.15 p.m.--Baseball scores. 8 p.m.--'"Stockman-Farmer" port. A 8.30 p.m.--Sacred song half hour. 9 p.m.--Symphoeny Players and so- prano. 9.55 p.m.--Baseball scores. 10.35 p.m.--Post-Grand Theatre | concert, Pa. Players re- | WIZ (455) WIY (405) New York. 1 pm.--Pennsylvania luncheon music. 7.20 p.m.--~Waldorf roof orches- tra. 8 p.m.--One-Up Cut-Ups. 8.30 p.m.--Deltah Pearl Hour. 10 p.m.--The Grand Tour Travel Mausie. 10.45 p.m.--Pennsylvani chestra. WGY (879.5) Schenectady, N.Y. 1 p.m.--Music; daily health rules for children. 1.30 p.m.--Organ recital by Ste- phen E. Boisclair. roof or- Schenectady. 6.45 p.m. --WGY orchestra. 9 p.m.--Grand tour, "Around the World." 9.30-10.30 p.m.--""Beaver Hour." WEAF (492) New York. 11-1.45 p.m.-- Musical programme. 4-7.30 p,.m.--Musical programme, Women's programme, dance music, Waldorf dinner music. AY Fr: 7 CC cea <i 5.30 p.m.--Van Curler programme, ! %.30 p.m.--Salon concert. 8.30 p. 1d Dust Twins. $ p.m.---Bveready Hour to WCARE. 10 p.m.--Moment Musicale to WCABE. - 10.30 p.m.--Bossert orchestra to WCAE. 11.30-12 p.m.--Buffalodians' dance |) orchestra. WBAL (246) Baltimore, Md. 6.30-7.30 p.m. --WBAL dinner or- chestra. \ 7.30-8 p.m.~--Sandman Circles. 8-9 p.m.--Violinist, pianist, barl- tone. 9-10 p.m.~~Municipal band of Bal- timore. WBZ (883.1) Springfield, Mass. 6 p.m.--Patterson's Kimball Trio. 6.33 p.m.~Copley Plaza orchestra. 8 p.m.--WBZ movie club. 8 p.m.--Musical progrimme. WTAM (880.4) Cleveland; O. 12,30 p.m.--Dance orchestra. 6 P-m.--State vaudeville music. 11 p.m. --Euelid Beach Park Or- chestra. and WLW (422.8) Cincinnati. 12.10 p.m.-Gibson orchestra. 4 p.m.--Sermon. 7.10 p.m.--John Jordan, tenor. 7.30 p.m.--Dinner music, Castle Farm. 8 p.m.--Tenth United States In- fantry band, Fort Thomas, Ky. 9 p.m.--Eymphony orchestra. ' WWJ (852.7) Detroit, Mich. 12.05 p.m.--Statler orchestra, 8 p.m.--"Detroit News" orchestra. 6 p.m.--Dinner concert. 7 p.m.--~Concert from WEAF, KYW (586) Chicago. 11.05 a.m.~-Noonday concert, Edi- son. 12 m.--Luncheon concert, - Con- - Birch, Maple and Oak Flooring Only the best brands carried in stock. ' "The nicest floor | ever laid," dict of a carpenter who recently bought. S. ANGLIN CO. LIMITED LUMBER YARDS, WOODWORKING FACTORY, COAL BINS, BAY AND WELLINGTON STREETS, KINGSTON, ONTARIO Private Branch Exchange 'Phone 1571. is the ver- WE TREAT YOU RIGHT --PARIS CA PE FULL COURSE DINNER, 55c. CHICKEN DINNER SUNDAYS 75c¢ FIRST CLASS MUSIC SUPPLIED. A LA CARTE SERVICE ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE WALTER LEE, MANAGER Three Doors Above the Standard Office. Telephone 810. & p.m~~The bedtime story. . p-m.--Musio hour, "American" studio. 7 p.m.--Congress Hotel studio. 8 p.m.--Classical' concert, Edison. 9.30 p.m.~--Congress carnival. Complete radio programmes sold at Canada Rallio Stores. Joseph Gillott, a jeweller, invent- gress Hotel. od steel pens by accident. He split a steel instrument "just as he was called to affix his signature to & document. No quill being handy, he used the bit of steel and found it worked better than his ald quill. He built a fortune by manufacturing the pens, The length of the bow archers use varies according to the height of the archer. Womens bows are usually five feet, six inches, and mens six feet. ? . ERR The Vacant Chair TODAY you are alive. -well . . happy. What of Tomorrow ? : Suppose that you are called suddenly and tomorrow your chair is vacant? What of the days that will follow ? Will your vacant chair ou a a You' cannot avoid the "summons" but you can avoid the lack of foresight which would leave them unprotected. Po metgin a double Life Tnsutance truly stands as the Guardian Angel of stricken homes -. as a living testimony of man's faithfulness, even in death. Think! Think of those who depend upon Think...and act. 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