s- w s v x v sx ik to p 0 li r r y town by tlie treachery of the fchoolmafter put rods into the childrens hands to whip their pox th kngstn gazette jpjjftgf bick auil to tllc willls cf valprii and atthc fame time wrote to the leading men of the town that he fcorned to conquer them by treachefy that he abhorred the perfidious monfter who offered it and that he made them a pref- ent of their dear innocents this ean by this vociferated he yu le mined my cloublecafedbnglifii vato candles ca an an invocation or a touch of the sublime thou mufe who from prtfcaift lofty cop didrt thine own mantle on u sincerufc drop j who in fom iiif rous tones erfl diift irifpire w alcanderv felf to ftnke the tuneful kre j who fur immorul grains on bards waft wont to filed a ray divine for mercy dont withhold thine influence now but kindly add on glimmer too on my poor profe run mad while vet the geaigus imputfe fires my breaft while to my rapturd fenf thy powers confelt grant me o mufe thine aid thy fuppliant hear and him far far from wit and humor bear so fliall my nime to ages be enrolpd w yon bright luminary of this weftern worldf so hall thefe dulcet notes my wellsarnd fame re- h-arf- and all acanders graces ornament my verfe thus whtfri through optics iarg the fae explores the weekly page tor news and dozing pores oer fubjes trite my polilvd lay will claim een from the fage a peerlefs poets fam opprefsd hell nod and nodding oft repeat none but alcanders notes were eer fo iweet x rul 1 r v and a patent lever wtt ever inch lupidi- boxen dippcij ami 16 boxes mqtfa r what put it into your confounded bead cdndles which will be lold k b to make ful m irifh bull a to boil my w- vaich i am of opinion fir anfweicd he that it was you that made an baghjb bull in fuppofing me fo ignorant as not to know how to boil eggs without a watch the cockney finding he was bit paid for his breakfart and departed not quite to wile in our idea as he entered shamrock c noble behavior fo affected minds or the valerians that they furrendered the town and dhofe rather to have camillus tor their during the time of the attack on sulli vans illand general lee was one day re- conuoitering the communication made by the bridge of boats between that place and the continent as the balls whittled about matter who had faved the lives m abundance he obferved one of his aidde nt their children than to hold it np very young man tank every now ui ujcu iiici and then and by the motion of his body any longer at the uncertain chance w g ff pom the to of war jdeath fir cried lee what do you mean i do you dodge do you know that the king of prnffia loll above an hundred aidde camps in one campaign so 1 im- box or leis quantity also a ity for caps weavers r lover seed and a complete afibvtment of dry goods liquors and groceries crockery and hardware which will be fold as ufual ai the montreal prices and all kinds of produce received in payment jp crjh paid jar mo1 hinds 0 produce s b a lit let kingston fehunrx 26 1s11 2 a cander we great geniufes think nothing of thefe trifles ivitnejs the delegable gingle in a late gazette of 4 gen tle and tmple cc m jw cleanly x a wish from empty dilhes anl from cmnty mugs frona fuftsat law apothecaries drngs from pinching boots and ilioes fine iktni and coins a faithlefs wife and from a pair oi horns a fmoky hoafe a fcold a flat a fool a broken penknife and a crooked rule from a dull horfe to ufc the fpur and lick and always from a dirty rafcaid kick from waiton daughters and from ipend- thrift ions from rijng ill irpers nl a i o duis laconftant fiitfiids as fickle s the wind ad empty pock t and a fordid n uidj from vvouiius vvhih cokvarui ct who turn aucj run a vorths dog and frm a lrofcen gtifl vein burning the painters a fable a monkey ufed the pencil as a ftricl obferver of nature he drew the animals with a mort fcrupu- idus refemblance to the horfe he gave his free and noble bound to the bear his clumfmefs to the tiger his ferocious countenance to the afs his length of ears die carniverous animals difpleafed with their pictures not only re fund to pay him but he was obli ged to fcreen himielf from their refentmeut a fox more cunning though not fo ikiiful faid to himielf i will make an advantage of the fo- ly of this faithful painter surely a true dciltaud 6r replied the yonng omcer but i did not think yoa could fparc ft o many n ficm pinching hunger and f limit a drunkards guzzle and a ghii tons gu from a final bttlc and a narrow neck a narrow foul bine fliift aid ibind back from bed infefted by a img 01 rlca from each of thefc rnay i eontinne free diversity camilius one of l he moil extraordina ry inihnces of public honor and which deferves to be recorded in indelible characters is the follow ing which plutarch relates in the fife of camillus and as it tends to sfive the mind a generous turn and to vaife it above every thing mean and felfifh we imagine it may nut be unacceptable to our readers it is not pruoent 10 refemblance of thofe proud anim als no they wifh to be matter ed and then they will pay well the fox mixed his colors on a different pallet notwithstanding the lions dreadful mane lie crave him a fofmefs of countenance he contracted his wide mouth nay he almoft made his roaring rnaief- ty appear to urate the leopard had no longer the cruel ianguine eye in his drawing the bear be came delicate the pig had a light fliape the wolf fecmed gentle the birds of prey no longer had crooked beaks and iharp talons in confequence thole haughty animals charmed with their new forms gave a patent and a penfion a certain cardinal was fo afflicted with a quinfey that he was almoft choaked and the a yonng farmer vas invited to de for the brft time with bis landlord who was a very bofpitabte man irhen he entered the dra whigroam a w old him that if he did not tat a that m landlord gave him ho mull immediately fight him the cloth was laid and the partes began the hod bei polite was viiy attentive to their coarfg gncll and filled his plate repeatedly ail which the farmer devoured with lomc labor at lafl the inviter was in the vdi of potting a large flice of pudding upon the farmers plate when he ftarted from his feat threw down his knife and fork and began to dno 111 bait and put himfelf in an attitude of de fence vociferoufly roaving dom mi come on for ill fooner fight till l die than eat till i die scots warming pat a gentleman era veiling through fame part of scotland in a cold ieafon hopped t an inn on the road when at lupper he war at tended by a fuse flout idor whum he defircd to warm the bed that was prepared for him on going to his bed room he was furprifed who was literaliy a diomjos wife he il- ed her what he was doing there to which the girl with all her native fimplicity an- fwered that me was warming- tlie bd as his hnor had deiired until he ihonld be ready to get into it lovdn pap t diieafe njt beinor conquerable by medicines camillus a celebrated roman hfs jixchm left him as mcurable his general was engaged in the liecre of valerii a town in italy which refilled to acknowledge the ro- man power he had long befieg- ed it and ftili met with a visor ous oppolition it was the cuftom of the valerians to educate their chil- fervants minutely expecting his death feil to plundering his lodgings taking the hang ings pictures ftatues carpets cumiono and even his tobes while he looked upon them but could not reprove them being unable to fpeak the cardinal had an ape whu fee ing all his houfemates providing for them- felves he thought to come in for his hare in the dividend and entering the chamber employed himielf very bufily to fes what was spi dren at a public ichool in order to inlpiretliem with patriotic prin- mt for him and finding blit lhe ciples and to give them a warm- cardinals cap he clapped it on his head er attachment to the ilate thefe children were put under the care of a malter who had fupreme au thority over them and againft whole decifion they durft not ftruggle this villain conceived one of the bftfeft and moll treach erous fchemes that ever entered in to the heart of man he carried the children without the walls of the city on purpofe as he preten ded to give them the air and uied regularly for fome time to return with them but at laft when he imagined all fulpicion of his treach ery was removed lie carried them and trifked up and down as extremely plea fed with his new promotion at which the expiring cardinal fell into a very vehement fit of laughter which broke the quinfey in his throat and having difcharged it by vom iting recovered his health and after that his ilolen goods an english bull a cockney travelling in the north of ire land hopped at an inn in a fmall country town and ordered breakfad the landlady afked him what he wo did chufe tu have i vont have any of your potatoes or herrings anfwered he lam an enghfhman mt c 1 did not ale you fir faid hie what you would not have i aiked you what you would have let me fee then oiai li t 1 iv the fubferiber begs leave to inform the- public that he has juft received and has for fale at the store lately occupied by mr a boiton the following articles viz broadcloths kcrfeymercs coat ings iilk and cotton velvet dimity cor- duioy swanfdown and patent cord veiling wliitj and piinted cottons bandanna ro tnal and cotton handkei chiefs camels hair shawls common ditto leno jaconet feeded and book muilins cotton cambrics gingham chambray irifli linen shirting cottons brown holland lace bits whiky teneriffe and fort wies sugar teas tobacce snuff soap raffing chocolate black and purple morocco skins seal 8c ruftet dilio shoes sufpendevs olive oil sioughtons bitters camphor turlingtons baifam eflvnce of mud aid lemon bergamot peppermint harlaem britim oil opodeldoc arnatto windfor soap nails hardware of various defcriptions also the following books mrs clarks memoirs fun ins letters ameri can lady charles twelfth fjizabe th cadebs eniieldb speaker- school bibl s teaaments webdersspellingbooks dil- wortlfs ditto befides lveial articles too te dious to mention the whole of which are of an excellent qualiiy and will be fold at the moil reduced prices for cam cmmryproduce taken in payment h c cry was removed he carried them feid he bfibmrng a look of va importance to camilluss camp and in order have y gw fiwh things as eggs in this to ingratiate himfelf with him of- h cutr on being anfwered in the thomson 7 mhigjor mrqsr omme torls kingston dec 1 8 1s10 o t feted to deliver the children who were t he lower of vlerii into his haikb provided lie would fecure tu him fome diftinguiflied pott of honor camillus io far from ac cepting his oiler and taking the ieie country on being anfwered in the affirmative he ordered eggs and conne anddoyon hear added lw pujling out hla gold xeatch and handing it to her boil the eggs with my vctch ye ir i iwer d lhe and went out tu a fcv livm- utes flic- returned with his watch audi 1c em a plate having literally 6hcycd ins or der and byiied i vvhal do m northrop wlmtt if abbe have removed- fro n 54jt paul street to ha t02 c door n bl c wfurj they jhvar alfurirhtin of n vv atk the iubfci ibers have juft received a con fign meat of sixty sides cf albany soleleather which they oiter for fale cheap for cafh alfo a few barrels of linseed oil feb 26 abbot ty bascom for sale coniil rally be civ jirjl cojl a v e ft y capual yoke of oxen with jl an ok ct wajtoa double sleiah karnefs c a credit cf three months will be given aoolv to charles smyth 7 ph ft 1 s 1 1 23 4w tanning currying npiie fttfcribers inform their friends and i the vtihlic that thev carry nn the 7yxiviair tf curhring lnifjncfs at their woiks in kiuitou and pledge thern- iches that their woik hall be well executed they will tan hides upon hares for inch as may ddirc it upon liberal terms hides will be received at the houfe of m rckssrh ad joining walkers hotel morocco and other currying done at iiutt notice bv a workman lately horn new yoik moses rogers john ellerbeck kingllon jmuaiy 1 1811 ij for safe a iltf kinpion mvj boards and plank oi n ii no credit will be n but produce of every kind taken in payment at a fair valuation jj 22 t2n sheriffs sale midland diftria to diftria i pt virtue of a wri wit j of fieri facias fuel out of his majeflfs court of kings buck and to we directed agtiittfl the lands and tene ments rf doctorpkkdjr at the fiat of bryar crawford efq i have je zed and taken in execu tion the erf t half of lot no 3 fecond eonceffionoj ire tovciijhip of fredirickjburgh in the counim of lenox and jlddington and dijlrid afore faid containing by admeafnrement one hundred acres and an improvement of thirfyfve acres be he fame more or hfs which will be ad- judged io the highefl bidder at the gaol door in the town of kingston on monday the zzdoj jidynextat the hour of loo eoch in the forenoon and any perfon or perfons xvho kay have any claim to the above mentioned premijh by mortgage or chert are requeued io maketh fame known to me before the day of fale chjrles stuslk7 shcrift sheriff cfjicc 1 yh nov 1810 tf sixpence per buihel will be given for good house ash es at the store of co mm inc ii a m i eton january 21 181 i i8tf writing and w ping paper for fale at thio office rap- c ash paid for rags at thf p i n t j n g op f i c jk k1 n c fc ton- zjsubfcnpiions or advtijemenu for this p r will be received by tl editor v the csibtii v cwrant mmtreal lsfim- troon iff ltizuahtown s stmxiromt fjq shgifht if f g ffjjm town em j- x e if si- c ccsf or m qtiiicvjtfrlnh- mrsi tf n j 11 e e vv 11 turn 1 a ej l int 1 an il pi iilism r v j