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ONTARIO, LUV DEN, Lv re fares 2 A oul td it 110 be wise to lo 30K CED FE 3 Se - DRYDEN, Ont. 4 bi id nt go fe gia OED sssemsemomac min OEE TE OT DISTRICT NEWS Skah x be ORDER TET school trip of shing, now Sports it inal. grain threshing . E. Browning and s crey leave. for Toronto week to 'attend the annual U. F. > vention. seed Slenniis plant is A news shed to ir seed hefore being Sormen, but it is full to overflowing. of seed have just e River and Gunne. nall apout the seed forget the Box Social to be in the Community Hall on Friday the auspices of the n's Institute. When these Ladies enerally make it count. ion fee is $1.00, ladies haskets free, | have red the best music' a Jou mapisa Toor! Boni draund [ me tant - Rap- o, where Mr Scott has securgd 'as sencral manager of a large i iy B TH) FET QC 0) EDC) 2 : tmentul s Tn the rhoit time were here they male many who- hated to see then leave re able of My ce growers of Ox- t ons ike hg a. CH. Lewis to Si Royal Show and ize, bas 5t h Cobbler seed potatoes. 4 ; gn i: : to this sent ket of green ; 1st prize, basket of h prize for bus. of 'vt. Corner won 2nd prize for Scandinavian Bazaar x Xk kk "The . body of the Paper Mill Hall 'was nicely filled Saturday evening last cr the occasion of the Auction Sale ot fancy work and kn itted goods by the ladies of the Soonding wvian Mission. A 'consid le number of article re ign and on 1 i fects itibly on th ahd mile on the maken a prices obtained under the skilfy manship of ans J. V. Johnstong, were eminently satisfactory. The hid- ding was unusually fast and the even- ing passed quickly and pleasantly during the sale and all too quickly during the serving of the excellent refreshments which followed. = In the neighborhood - of $215.00 was realized from the sale of goods and admission tickets and the ladies are to be con- gratulated on the success of their 'undertaking. They desire to thank those who contributed to this success and especially to thank Mr J. V. John ston for his generosity in conducting the sale. e You an Idiot? sk 3x Dear Hijo Smenan magazines have been talking a lot about intell- igence tests in the at few years. You know what I mean, tricks to 1 d out how fast your brain revolves. aybe you do not know exactly what form these tésts take. I met one in action the other day so I'll give you an idea The intention is to find out whether syon are a genius or an idiot. The pre- i ¥siding officer has a box of tricks with them. can guess some. ° You try to get the meaning of An average boy of five year . If you get stuck, and you need an attendant. If dope out everything the examiner and make him dig into his second sat- Lchel for more lg g, why then you are the equal of Thos. Edison or Henry Ford. _ Patrons of the movies usually get stuck dn the first round. That «is why the pay money to see Norma Talmage make go0-g00 eyes. The proprietor of the: Strand ought to try these tests on his clientelle and hire his _pletures accordingly. Here you qs nas 1922. 1 1 Fa zi- School Fair. i Hall on or ban Mon ay evening L at the loca monthly meeting. Ag Ee rity out-of, 'comm The local wston, "but this ished. by the the - gathering 'was adjourned. you mine." Vii totes Peroxide remains at t Jo deaths to report, no we have. heard of; but lots il taking place. eX rape Wine orders are iin rate. THE | LATEST STORE ver seed, and 4th prize for Al-: Lewis: won the "Certifi-- our" for gaining the most: wit Aubrey and Glengo- S. won the Certificate of é impr opt Dance held in the hey the sian fre Sup- mek in the mt the Town Electric Lights werd ission, the was conducted with the aid demand for candles had proved so great, that only led could be rustled for' the crawback did, "not ith pr Tages 5s, as much was - small band of - footed, candle-illumined Vets, 'the same price. | 'births that of black- 1" leaving Town are a few ideas of how he could work Proprietor (Trying to stimulate his patient's brain 'to seme response) 'Put' Vietim "Tale" ; ! Te shows that the customer will have intense appreciation for plays ; te how the Queen of the Yukon 'foiled Dead-Eye Diamond Dick. "Or the test might be like this; Prporietor (holding up the Ace of Spad es) "What is this?" Customer "The Devil's photograph." If many people give this answer, the lie 'will know. he had better quit the Movie: Game and charge the audience to listen in on sermons via the radio 4° However, before 'making radical [me he might run off one more i little test Propr jetor himself "What is Jazz? It any "numbskulls answer "Music", then the day of reform is not yet herr and Mr Collison can keep up his ed- ucational concerts. There are a lot more applications of the'idea. The ministers might try it on their congregations and regulate their sermons accordingly. This wi be very "difficult as not many peopl listen to 'sermons anyway. Believe me, I know. However, we Zould make the Josie simple. ! Tis Reverence, "Was Adam a pros Y hibitionist?" oT for the Masquerade Mall. He'll have to prepare an educational int the preparations excit' ng? ¢ lgerjes if the candidate says "Yes". No in 'those who already have | prohibitionist ever saw snakes that their costumes it is a case of, "You talked. | fa how me yours first, then Ill show | Well Time is flying, so is space. There is room for only one more; i If anybody laughs at this, then you "will know the kind of stuff to put in "your paper. Yours till the next time THE SCRIBE HELP HELPLESS BLIND BABIES iA Dominion Charter, Without stoek subscription, was recently o tained for the establishment in the city of Ottawa of a Home, Nursery, Hospital and Kindergarten, for the blind under six vears of age, free to from any Province in the Dominion. So far noth- all NORTHERN : Candy hE pou k ck 3k ok A O STEER OEE O-GRE O GFES ORDO GEmD i 3 EE OEE OED OER OG, . 0. H. PRON on as LEAVE ORDERS ing has been done for those poor unfortunates. According to reports received from the various Provincial authorities, there are at present nearly ORANGES he A ons 250 in the Dominion. The late Sir SWEET POT ATOES CELE 'p> | Arthur Pearson before his death claim- ah Salina ag ed that "Sunshine Home," at Chorley LETTUCE CABBAGES BANANAS Wood, England, was "the only home in the Empire for blind babies." It is hoped shortly to have the SECOND in Canada, To this end money is urgently required. Help us with your generous gift. "Lest we forget; Do it now!" Cheques should be made pay- able to the Canadian Blind Babies Home Association. Remittances will be 'promptly acknowledged. Address J. TF. McKinley, Treasurer, or C. Blackett Robinson, Dufferin Road Ottawa. 4 * moans looking forward ---- is the } then your mental 'age is le Ct than his: Look't Here Fellows ! When boys ave wise they begin life insurance as soon as they begin to earn. JA young man who thus looks forward, who is provident -- for providence tind of young man that a girl may trus ¢. Saving it with insurance is sounder love than merely say To save sonie of your money for a gir n to spend all of your money on a girl; and the various forms urance is the best. ! a. London Life 20-year endow ment Bond while vou can. thehier fuiv ing it with fowers and ice cream. pc ~~ ~ DOLIGLAS LANE General agent London Life Insurance Co. : Head Office, LONDON, ONTARIO. i = In the Bigelow Building, (Opposite Town Hall) Will Pay Highest Prices Good Assortment of Felt Boots, from Wool and -Cotton, mixed, Pullover $2.85 to 3.50 Sweaters, @ : 2.50 Good on work i = 2 i Heavy Wool Socks, @ 3 pair for__ 1.00 fortable toes, from $4.15 to $4. Lumb men' « J Nice assortment of Sunday boots. A ox By Bock: © ine 100 nice Brown Calf, with a medium toe. eavy Winter Caps, @ --.ov.--w 1.50 Also a line of Brown and Black calf, Fleeced lined ' Underwear, per gar- with a bull dog toe, ranging from $3.90 ~ ment -95 to $4.85. 100-p.c. Wool Underwear, each gar- Men's Rubbers, white sole, T-in leather ment 1.25 Toweliing, 20e per yard,' or 2 for 35 Good assortment of Overalls, @ __1. 65 Mackinaws Coats, @ Trost re 4.65 tops, laced, all sizes @__.__ $3.90 Gum Rubbers, @ mien 2.90 Gum Rubbers, 16-in. leather tops, 4.25 Buckskin Moccasins, Men's and Boys' from $1.50 to $1.76 Boys shoes in brown cal$, all sizes 3.65 Boys Pants, in nice mixed tweed 1.60 SECOND HEAND GOODS-- Our well-known Army boots, @__ 2.75 Good assortment of Suits, all colors, Men's Corduroy Pants, @ ____.__ 3.75 and styles. Sizes to fit the smallest to Wenvy Pons, @ 0 3.50 the biggest men, ranging from $6.50 Tweed Ponts, @ 0 1. 2.75 and up. ; Corduroy Breeches, @ __.._._.. 3.75 Odd Vests, @ -. 75 Heavy Army Pants, @ __--_..____ 2.50 Odd Coats from $2.00 up to $4.00 We received a good line of Mitts and Heavy Winter Overcoats, form $4.00 Gloves, good assortment to pick frou. to $14.00 at a very cheap price. Also white Army Breeches, @ --_____.____.. 2.50 Cotton Gloves, that you have been Puitees @ ; 5 waiting for, @ 3 pair for. oe =25 legging, perpair. oo... 1.00 New Couches, with felt Mattress 12.50 We expect a shipment on or about Saturday of other odd pieces of fur- niture and stoves. . A good assortment of guns and rifles. One 30-30. New Saws, all steel, clearing price 1. 50 Heavy Work Shirts, 'choice, to pick from, from $1.45 to $2.25 \ Sunday Shirts, from $1. 00 to $1:35 Soft Silk Collars, each, Ladies' Spats, black, grey and dark brown, from .95 to $1.10 & Pullover Sweaters, all wool, ROBES VIOLINS Men's, @ 2.25 Ladies' Winter Coats at reasonable 2.25 'prices. Boy? @ |Xmas Ghocolates & Candy Our "Xmas Chocolates and Candy are just beginning to arrive. We will have the largest range of package Chocolates in Town. Make your s selections early and we will keep them until Xmas for you. The prices will be right and the range will) comprise Canada's best Chocolates. Make this Store your Headquarters for your Kmas Candy. BURGESS A low price | fevel never before reached by any car in Canada Ford Touring Car F.0.B. FORD, Ontario HEN PRIGES ON ALL FORD MODELS Chassis LoL $345 Runabout eid 408 Touring. 445 Truck Chassis . 495 Coupe ; . : 695 Sedan. =. 735 tarting and Electric light- The above prices are F. 0.B. FORD 0 ntario.' ing on Chassis, Consort, © ouring, Truck Chassis, $85.00 extra. On Coupe and Sedan starting and « electric lighting are standard equipment. | NGWALL'S GARAGE, Dryden Cor. Sec., 188% HAL DINGWALL, Mgr.