Laugh at These "Please, Mr. Editor,"' wrote a correspondent of a country paper "can you tell me how to prevent bleeding at the nose?" "Mo prevent bleeding at the nose,"' replied the country Hdit- or, "keep it out of other people's business.' > A nut at the steering-wheel, 2 peach at his side, and a sharp turn in the road is a good recipe for a fruit salad--Fergus Falls | without getting * THE DRYDEN OBSERVER ' A set of teeth and a pair Calg boots were unearthed on a Rugby | field in the north of Scotland. ft! is supposed that the rest of the referee must have escaped. *® &F & Definition of a genius: A chap: who ean shift gears in an Austin his face slapped. You can't beat the Scotch for canniness: The reason a bagpipe | player keeps moving when play- ing is that he knows that it is always harder to hit a moving object. 3 & % (Minn.) Journal. You can get a pretty good idea of one of the main things the matter with the cotton industry, canvassing clothes-line. hv Lawyer: "Then von say that i this man was drunk?"' Witness: "I do not. T simply said that he sat in his car for three hours in front of an exca- vation waiting for the light to turn green. LJ * the average (7 IS YOUR WATCH KEEPING PROPER TIME? IF NOT--Bring or send it to -- L. M. BEATH & CO. THE JEWELLERS Prices reasonable Repairs guaranteed C. P. BR. Watch Inspector Box 272 Dryden, Ont. } l BRYCE'S BAKER | HAVE THE FOLLOWING PRICES FROM MARCH 7th TO THE 13th. § | Tomatoes, 3 tins for Fancy Tea Biscuits, reg. 39¢, per box Bryce'e Special Tea and Coffee, per Ib Nabob Coffee, per Ib Rilled Oats, 20.10 Sack ©. ine ie sis nonin: 65¢ Tlie Bor TOD IB 5s thes Benin ws ss sins tan su $2.60 | Large Package Ringo ...........coooiiiiiiiin. 23 i Palmolive and Lux Soap, per bar ................ ) Aylmer Fancy Quality Grapefruit, per tin ....... 23e MONDAY ONLY From 10 am. to 11 am. No. 1 Creamery Butter, per ib Brookfield and Delicia--No Limit. Bryce's Dryden Ask for Bryce's Bread Ontario C. James Wright, Dreliciong Applies, Perihom. i. ued. voice sue vd $3.50 MeIntosh Apples, per BOX ....ovriveerenrness $2.75 Roman. Benrty: pet -bom: a. Tg i mn $2.75 Cloister Se 15¢ Oranges, Per JOIN vc news vn e iio. ois 40c & 50¢ Gavpdig dh iar a onli dls bn Sima eer webs 725¢ Bacon, half or whole slab, per tb ............... 14e Cheese, peP 1D itis dias caimnviesis bhi tthe 18¢ Tea, special bulk, per Ib ...vivvirveriinnnriin 35¢ FOR SALE Ld ag International 1 and 14 Ton Truck + es Siete Fide i Phone 49 SPRING HATS IN STRAW Hats were always an exciting subject, but never so exciting as they are this season--BEasy to wear! They'll perk you up soon as they're on! New coats to arrive next week. -- Bakery | | Hillegom 2.882808 588 Aurora's World-Famed Flower-Bulbs Order your Bulbs direct from Hollan best Bulb farm. 3 fa Qu From many of your countrymen we received orders of late for Bulbs for room and garden. In order to establish our House in your Country for good, we think that the best we can do is to offer you 'in this way one of our world-famed collections of Hoi- land Flowerroots and Bulbs. A collection so skilfully combined of rich colours and sweet smells as you have This collection consists of 400 bulbs and has been composed by us professionally, specially for your climi- ate. '"'Aurora's Flowers' give happiness to young and old, to rich and poor. "Aurora's Bulb-collections' change your room and garden into a real flower-para- dise. In view of the great number of orders which come in daily, we kindly advise you to order early, and to put your name and address clearly on every order. Nobody fails to order this collection today to our address: AURORA BULB-NURSERIES Hillegom - Holland - Europe Our magnificent collection consists of: 100 Large Flowering Gladioli in 5 fine colours; red, pink, salmon, lilac and yellow. 100 Small Flowering Gladioli (Sword Lilies). in 5 fine colours. 30 Begonias (15 Single and 15 Double) in various colours. 10 Capelilies (Hyacinthus Candicans) the Queen of Flowers. 50 Anemones, the popular flowers with their rainbow of colours. 50 Ranunculus, the 'little roses" in all colours. 30 Oxalis Deppel, the so-called 'lucky root." 15 Montbretias, in various colours. 15 Dahlias, "Aurora's Roem.' 400 Bulbs and roots for $6.00--Double collection (800 bulbs) $10.00. tion. A certificate of health ig furnished with every order by the Phytopathological Service. All varieties are labelled and packed separately. Illustrated Cultural Directions in English, French, or German are sent with orders. As no reimbursement is admitted in your ecount- ry, please send the required amount. SPECIAL TERMS FOR WHOLESALE A Si oa rif mg mma epi ng EE eT Ds eNO SR { | { { { | ! l { { } | . Hel never witnessed yet. i | { { March 3rd, 1932. Dear Folks: -- We've taken on another line of high class electric and gas washers. These machines appear to be as care- fully built as the finest automobile. Undoubtably the "Maytag Washer"' will be a good seller. - We have one on the floor now. Clome in and examine it's unique features--or let us demonstrate. Maytags are now built in Canada--wright in Winnipeg. The price range is from $144.00 to $198.00, and there are several models. Well here's hoping we'll soon be able to get out to the country again. Yours faithfully, Joe For Pronger & Armstrong. Dryden, Ont. FOR SALE -- An ivory covered table by a lady with mohagony legs. Pronger Armstrong "Through Service We Grow" te] '"No One Appreciates Your Business More Than We Do." ga Cottage Roll, Peameal, per Ib Picnic Hams, per 1b Porie- I0dneys, par dh 0.0. vviinieni nba vain For Saturday Only | Spare Bibs, Si dor .... cin ulus 925¢ | Colonial Cheese, 21h box o.oo ii vvin an 35¢ | | Rommd Steak, pop dh i rei sev i5e | Pork Sousage, 21.008 ..00 iii. Fuses 25¢ | 'Pomato Sausage, por 0 ou veneer iva 15¢ | Lomb Stew, 3.30 for. viii vaio sta 25¢ | ¥rovis of Lamb, per lb J... 5.0.00, 12¢ | Side Bacon, average weight 6 lbs, per Ib ........ 15¢ Halibut -- Salmon -- Haddies -- Black Cod . Phone 6. A.PATERSON Dryden de -- FOR -- McCORMICK - DEERING FARM EQUIPMENT INTERNATIONAL MOTOR TRUCKS BEATTY BROS. Barn & Stable Bguipment--Pumps & Washing Machines SRCRERE, SUE SO, METALLIC ROOFING & SIDING FLEURY PLOWS GLOBELITE BATTERIES a I HOME BAKERY and CANDY SHOP BAKED GOODS Bread, Buns, Rolls, Pies, Cakes and Pastry Fresh daily from our own ovens. HOMEMADE CANDY Always on hand, several varieties of wholesome fresh made candy to choose from. Fresh Fruits and Vegetables. ICE CREAM--BULK AND IN BRICKS. E. W. STANSFIELD & SON ~) \ Za DUNLOP OR ATLAS TIRES & TUBES IMPERIAL OIL See or Write J- J» CORNER cCormick-Deering Dealer OXDRIFT . Prompt service; delivery free of charge at destina- i] 2 PHONE 26 GER, Prop. NO PHONE ORDERS MONDAY--From 8 to 9--Corn, Peas and Tomatoes, 1 tin of each 25¢, limit; Grapefruit 39¢ 14 doz. limit. TUESDAY Morning, from 9 to 10--Back Bacon 15l%¢ ib limit; Lemons 35¢ dozen, limit. WEDNESDAY from 1 to 3 o'clock--Dill Pickles, large jar, 27c¢ jar; Bvaporated Apples 10c 1b. Corn Starch 10c packet. THURSDAY Morning--Side Bacon, sliced 2 1b for 25¢ . limit; White Hand Picked Beans 6 1b for 19¢, limit. FRIDAY--Cooked Ham 29¢ tb; Shortening 3 ib for 25¢ limit; For Chicken, Oyster Shell, Charcoal, Gr. Bone, Lay More Meat Scrap, Fish Meal Tankage--Put up in 25¢ bags. - PEASE AUTOMATIC HUMIDIFIER 50 As it will appear = when installed in your furnace. No more fill- ing the ordinary water pan by hand. signifies long life heating Isakson eta Worker and Heating Contractor ONTARIO 2 . eee = Van Horne Grocery Van Horne & Albert Sts. Phone 185 J. M. HARDIE, PROP. Prompt attention given to all phone orders. FOR SATURDAY ONLY NEW LAID EGGS 25¢ Per Dozen