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Page Two a THE HAILEYBURIAN THURS. JANUARY 6th, 1955 (grt for her Sund T much of a hurry for her Sunday Ewe BAILEY BUBLEN roast. 1/ackaged tood will be the oe USL BR el Tee basic diet tor humans, Only tae : fone Hale creative urge will lead the odd dere Taxi Bee tea Oss" cook to the kitchen to prevent IVI " ' oe ihe total disappearance ot effect re eee ey ret D. E. SUTHERLAND, Publisher. RUTH G. GORDON, Editor In Canada--$2.00 per year, mn advance In United States--$3.00 per year in advance Member Canadian Weekly Newspapers Assn. Authorized as Second-Class Mail, Post Office Department, Ottawa YOU AND YOUR CAR Elsewhere in this issue, read- ers wil] see a By-law concerning oarking in Haileybury which they would be wise to read care- fully now so that later on when they jump from the lunch table and wheel in to get the noon mail, they won't come wheeling out to finda ticket on the car and 'o home screaming. With very little difficulty and etnogreat inconvenience to any- one, the parking in Haileybury. can become a happy state of af- fairs. According to the police, the worst offenders are those who are just dashing in some- where for a second and leave the car just ony place as long as they don't have to walk more than the least possible distance between two points. Theatre goers are still park- ing along Broadway and one minor accident has been reported this month through the very situ- ation that will be eliminated through ticketing offenders. An- gle parking at the Hotel Hailey- bury an dBroadway parking just don't go well together. Illegal parking can be avoided by taking notice of signs which have been introduced to the streets during the past months. The fine is in the amount of $1.00 and the culprit is given forty- eight hours to walk to the Town® Office and Square up. If any- thing interferes with making this trip, the next step is a summons to the Court House with addi- tional costs to pay. YEAR 2,000 Aunt Mary says some of the things you read now, you hardly know whether to laugh or cry or crawl back into bed and read the second section of The Hail- eyburian She says she was reading in the New York Times about the British Royal Society of Arts deciding to hold a com- petition on what life would be like in 2,000--entries came in from bright people all over the worldand some of the more gen- eral predictions were: That radio therapy will be the basis of medical diagnosis and treat- ment on the theory that all viruses and bacteria radiate de- lectable energy on fixed frequen- cies related to their particular species. Aunt Mary is forever getting in a draft and harboring a virus but she's going back to having a common cold because she doesn't like the idea of any- thing radiating inside her. The use of hypnotism will be the ac- cepted theory of banishing phy- sical] and emotional pain. Aunt Mary says she brightened con- siderably becamse Uncle John listens to all the news hbroad- casts during dinner and she will be able to put him into a rigid trance so that she can eat in peace. Education-wise, Aunt Mary says she doesn't think its very alarming because it says no specific subjects will be taught in schools. Education will con- sist of games and occupational therapy. The traffic problem in cities will be solved by the use of roof-top roadways so that auto- mobiles will run along the roofs of business buildings all the same height. Aunt Mary says she'd rather have Uncle John'. car at eye level so she can see who's driving home with him. It Says a new drug will produce giant sized animals who will have a short life and great appetite, met with a new type of fodder. Aunt Mary says she's not in that and novelty at the table. Even if it sounds awful, Aunt Mary says it may be alright because painting will be the universal iorm of recreation to fill] in the time saved and family hie will have been revived by television so we'll never miss home-made tea, biscuits. Domestic heating and ventila- tion will be controlled by cover- ing each house and garden with a plastic shell entered by an air- lock. Aunt Mary says she doesnt understand this but no- body is going to cover her in anywhere. Anyhow, she says maybe they aren't serious be- cause at the end, it says a new human species will appear as the result of mutation with two heads and four arms the better to to assimilate the complications of civilization. Aunt Mary said to us plaintively "That really is silly isn't it. Or is it? Anyhow, I won't be here, which is a bless- ing, because it's all I can do to carry On One conversation at an afternoon tea party!" Film Council Reports Members of the Hailybury Film Council will have the fol- lowing films available for use this month: Are You Popular, Cadet Holiday, Certified For Seed, El Dorado, Here's Hockey, Holiday in Manitoba, Look to the Forest, The Postman, Select- ed Spirituals, Ukranian Festival Arctic Dogteam. Land in Trust, Mighty Muskie, Our Town is the World, Rescue Mission, Roya] Destiny, Singing Champions, Story of the Canadian Pine, U. N. Screen Magazine No. 8, When All the People Play. LEO'S TAXI Phone 311 Leo Deraiche, Prop. HAILEYBURY, ONTARIO Jldsmobile's 1955 Super "88" Holiday coupe com- bines colorful styling with luxurious upholstery and many motoring refinements. The flying colors motif as applied to body finish utilizes the swéep- vision. ing side moulding for color separation. Front end engine design has been completely restyled, with recessed steerin, eadlights and new bumper contour Seats are upholstered in genuine leather and nylon cloth, each material peas offered in five color choices. The panoramic winds : hield offers excellent forward Power is supplied by a 202-h.p. "Rocket" with 8.5 to 1 compression ratio. Power ig, power brakes, electric-powered windows are optional accessories at extra cost Tourist Establishment Construction In Ontario Keeps Pace With Demand For More And Better Accommodatio a Accommodation of good quality Poeun panguotelsy for travellers and vacationists has shown a notable expansion in the Mr, Cecile. "The volume total of 1733 new rental units. To this should be added 1134 rental units added to existing establishments and "1954 has been a good year" said visitors was off a few points chiefly due to poor weather, but I am glad to say that inter-provincial travel is on the up-and-up and also that our own people seem to be exploring our of U.S.A. own Province more widely." past two or three years according to Ontario's Travel Minister the Hon. tsseseticcssssesess $ z Louis P. Cecile, Q.C. ._ : "Tt is just another evidence of Ont- 33 ario's vigorous expansion in every branch of her commercial and in- dustrial _ life," Mr. Cecile said. It is very evident that the operators in ~ our accommodation industry view their future with great confidence since heavy investments are entail- ed. The most marked increase has been with the "motel" type of estalh- lishment. These have been building for two or three years at the rate of about two per week, and have cost from $3,000.00 to $5,000.00 per furn- ished room all of which have privat= bathrooms. Construction costs in the urban hotel field have been three or four times that figure, a matter of regret, since many of our towns and cities could do with more hotel space of top quality. As a matter of fact since 1946 it is stated that only 115 hotels of 100 rooms or more have been built in the whole world, 61 of them in Greater Miami, Florida." Figures supplied by Mr. Cecile show that new 1954 construction in Ontario has included 110 motels, 24 cabin establishments, 28 lodges. and 101 cottage establishments, for a DIAMOND ¢ TAXI UNION TAXI WISH ALL THEIR CUSTOMERS AND FRIENDS HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY THROUGHOUT THE YEAR ssestetaststrssesrsassess: Phone 88 Phone 235 NOTICE - By-law No. 1020 prohibits the parking of vehicles: (a) In front-of the entrance to a hotel, opposite a public or pri- vate lane or private driveway, or in front of entrance to any theatre, auditorium or other building where large assem- blages are being held, or for a reasonable time immediately pre- ceding and following such as- semblages ; (b) Within ten feet of a fire hydrant ; (c) In such a position as to prevent the convenient removal of any other vehicle previously parked; (d) Within twenty feet of an intersection. Parking regulations as herein set forth and as shewn by street signs erected, will be enforced. The Highway Traffic Act, Sec- tion 43, in part provides that no person shall park or leave stand- ing any vehicle whether attend- ed or unattended upon any high- way in such a manner as to in- terfere with the movement of other traffic or the clearing of snow from the highway and that a constable upon discovery of any vehicle so parked or left standing may cause it to be moy- ed or taken to or stored in a suit- able place and all costs and charges for such removal and storage shall be chargeable to the owner. This provision of the Act shall be strictly enforced. C. C. D. PRINGLE, Clerk, Town of Haileybury New Protection for Oil Burners Get Warmth Without Worry with Shell Furnace Oil and FOA-5SX FOA-5X is an ingredient added to every gallon of Shell Furnace Oil. It puts an end to filter screen clogging, one of the biggest single causes of unexpected burner shut- downs. FOA-5X was tested for three years in thousands of homes. In every case the re- sult was thesame: notasingle ease of burner failure due to @ clogged filter screen was veported. = For carefree heat all sea- son, switch to Shell Furnace Off with FOA-5X. It costs no More then ordinary heating oils. Call us today. We'll make all the arrangements. HEATIN OILS P. M. FLEMING: LIMITED HAILEYBURY, ONTARIO LEE ° INHOME OR OFFICE :-- INSHOP OR SCHOOL We can give quick service in supplying RUBBER STAMPS AREATIME SAVING TOOL t \ New 1955 Super 88', Holiday Coupe, A General Motors Value. look at all the I new sS in the all-around-new. ' ee-'GO-AHEAD" LOOK po Oldsmobile never stands pat! And once you meet this dazzling new model face to face, you'll know that it's truer than ever this year! For Olds is new from front to rear, roof to road, inside and out! Oldsmobile is new with all the newest, new ideas on ooe"FLYING COLOR" STYLING eeeROCKET" 202 ENGINE eee ULTRA-NEW INTERIORS eee SWEEP-CUT FENDERS ee. HOODED HEADLIGHTS ee. TUBELESS TIRES ee» PANORAMIC WINDSHIELD eee POWER FEATURES* "Optional at extra cost, wheels! Power, color, styling, comfort-- you'll find Oldsmobile gives you far more of all four! Be sure to see and drive one of our flashing new 1955 "Rocket" Engine ears! You'll soon see why Oldsmobile is way ahead . . . to stay ahead! ---- ACCURACY custom made rubber stamps...at budget prices. Drop in and tell us what you want - we'll have it ready for you with- in a couple of days, THE HAILEYBURIAN HAILEYBURY, ONTARIO 'dsmobiles? nn e me | Lae OLDPDSNOBILE aileybury Garage Limited os