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rid) Great Writers On Reading By R. ST-CYR "When I am reading~a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me. Sometimes I read a book with pleasure and detest the author. It is easy enough for a man to walk who has a horse at his command. The invalid is not to be pitied who |. has a cure up his sleeve. And such is the advantage I receive from books. "They relieve me from idleness, rescue. me from: company I dis- like, and blunt the edge of my grief, if it fs not too extreme. They are the comfort and solitude of my ld age. When I am attacked by floomy thoughts, nothing helps me &> much as the running to my books. They quickly absorb me and Panish the clouds from my mind. And they don't rebel because. I sue them only for lack of pastimes more natural and alive. They al- * ways receive me with welcome." ... Montaigne. ; "Let us read with method, and propose to--ourselves an end to what our studies may point. The use of reading is to aid: us in thinking . . . Edward Gibbon. "Books are to be called for and supplied on the assumption that the process of reading is not half- asleep; but in the highest sense an exercise, a gymnastic shkruggile; that the reader is to do sormething for himself. . . . Walt Whitman. "How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the read- ing of a book. The book exists for us perchance which will explain our miracles and reveal new ones. The at present unutterable things we find somewhere uttered. These same questions that -disturb and puzzle and confound us have in their turn occurred to the wise men; not one has been omitted; and each has answered them ac- cording to his ability, by his word and his life.' . .. Henry David Thoreau. ' "Book Jove, my friends, is your pass to the greatest, the purest and the most perfect pleasure that God has prepared for His crea- tures. It lasts when all other re- creations fade. It will support you and last' you till your death. It will make your hours pleasant to you as long as you live."... An- thony Trollope. With the advice of such great authors as the ones' above I feel that there is nothing that I could .possibly add, to entreat you to read further, or more, I am sure that your librarians will be glad to help you to choose some very interesting reading matter. There - is countless knowledge, life, hu- mour and pleasure that can be reaped from the huge harvest of books in your brary. P 'Fligh School News "Happy Dilemma" For GIRLS ONLY If you smile, he thinks you're a flirt. If you angry. If you let him kiss you, he wish- es you were more reserved. If you don't, he seeks consola- tion elsewhere. If you flatter him, he thinks you're silly. If you don't, he thinks you don't appreciate him. If you talk of love and marriage, he jumps to conclusions that you are proposing. If you don't, he thinks you don't care. If you go out with other boys, he thinks you are fickle. If you don't he thinks no one wants you. BOYS, bless their pointed little heads, don't know what they want. For BOYS ONLY If you smile at her she thinks you are a wolf. If you don't, she thinks you are blind. If you try to kiss her, she thinks you are fresh. a If you don't, she thinks you're shy. If you flatter her, you're after something. If you don't, she thinks you didn't notice her. If you talk of love and marriage, she thinks she's caught and doesn't want you anymore. If you don't, she wants to know why you don't love her. If you go out with other girls, she thinks you are two-timing her. If you don't, she thinks that no one else will go with you. GIRLS, bless their loyal hearts, know just what they want, But, want you to figure it out yourself. In Lighter Vein - College Boy: (in a telegram to his mother): Have failed three sub- jects. Prepare Father. Mother: (wires back) Father pre- pared. Prepare yourself. « don't he thinks you're she thinks First. Cannibal: "What's the book you're reading?" Second Canibal: "It's very inter- esting, it's called, "How to Serve Your Fellow Man." * * * 8 He who laughs last seldom gets the point anyway. S * * ££ 8 She: "How did you break your leg?"' He: "I threw a cigarette into a manhole and stepped on it.' Boy Ffiend: 'I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry, but I love you dear. Girl Friend: 'I love you too, but tell me more about Harry." s : Miller - Shaw The marriage of Gwendolyn Mil- ler to Dr. John Charles Shaw took place on May 7th at four o'clock in Christ Church with Canon R. M. Jones officiating. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Miller, Charing Cross Rd., Chatham, end the groom is the son of Mr. and Mrs, F. C. Shaw of Cobalt. Miss Miller formerly was with the Victorian Order of Nurses in Cobalt. Given in marriage by her father, the bride wore an original gown of peau de soie, fashioned on prin- cess lines, with sweetheart neck- line and long lily point sleeves. The gown featured appliqued mo- tifs of Chantilly lace, hand em- broidered: in seed pearls and se- quins and a floor length train fall- ing from a tailored bow at the back V neckline. Her veil of silk illusion. fell from a coronet of orange blossom and opaslescent pearls. She carried a spray. of white gardenia and stephanotis. Mrs. James Hudson was her cousin's metron of honor. She was gowned in shaded pink floral cot- ton, and carried a bouquet of white gladioli. Sandra~ Grant of Peterborough, niece of the groom, acting as flower girl was dressed in full length azalea organza with coronet of firesh white feathered carnations and nosegay to match. Brian MacDonald of Rutter was groomsman. Mr. Robert Grant and Mr. James Hudson ushered. A Wedding dinner was served at the William Pitt Hotel for the family and bridal party and an evening reception was held at the home of the bride's parents on Charing Cross Rd. Dr. and Mrs. Shaw will spend their honeymoon in Mexico City and Acapulco. The bride donned for travel a turquoise basket-weave suit with matching accessories 'and gardenia corsage. The bride is a graduate of Metropolitan School of Nursing in Windsor and the Uni- versity of Western Ontario. The Brother: I thought I asked you not to tell mom what time I got in last fF night. Sister: I didn't, I just said I was too busy getting breakfast ready to notice the clock. x & & 8 Talk is cheap mostly because the supply exceeds the demand. * * "* & School is like a laundry: you get out of it what you put into it, but you'd never recognize it. * * * * is The one who thinks our jokes are poor, Would straightway change his views, Could he compare the jokes we print, With those we couldn't use. Spectator: "Hey! Sit down in front." Drunk: 'Don't be ridiclish, I don't bend that way." and records. for a shorter period, with happens to you. Bete pie Beginning in June, bills for electrical energy processing machine, the Univac -- the huge, office -- turning out accounts at regular intervals, bill. may cover a period of three or four which could mean a higher bill than you usually receive. This, of course, matically adjust itself in subsequent billings. a lower amount than usual. Therefore, Important Information for All Hydro Customers in Cobalt, Haileybury Englehart, New Liskeard and Thornloe will be prepared by an electronic data- almost-humon machine in the Toronto together with all necessary data Because of this change, the first billing period will vary for many customers. Your months instead of the present two or three, Your Ontario Hydro hopes that the transition to the new method of billing will re- sult in increased efficiency and serv : Customers are requested to note change in the discount may vary from month to month. ~ ONTARIO HYDRO On the other hand, you may receive a bill ice for the customers. will auto- do not worry if this date on their bills which Thursday, May 26, 1960 The Haileyburian Page B groom is a graduate of the Uni-jand Mrs. D. Croft, Waterloo, Mix versity of Toronto School of Den- tal Surgeons. Out of town guests attending the Shaw-Miller wedding are Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Shaw, Cobalt, Mr. and Mrs Robert Grant, Peterboro, Miss Sandya Grant, Peterboro, Dr. Brian MacDonald, Rutter, Ont., Mr. and Mrs. C. Current, Tim- mins, Mr. Arnold Current, Toron- to, Dr. and Mrs. A. Grant, Simcce, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Jago, Toron- to, Mr. and Mrs. F. Croft, Kitchen- er, Mrs. R. H. Jago, Toronto, Dr. and Mrs. Tom Woods, Hamultony, Mr. and Mrs. Ear! 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