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Business in the Lime Kiln Club month large enough to take in a l school-reader, with a. prominent nose l and a. limp‘to his left'leg. , After be- ‘ ing' introduced he reached over and drank the pint of cold tea whicthy- down Bebee had brought down for ‘ his individual use, and began: ' , 1?:an NATIviészâ€"My objick in ur- rovin. héah at dis pertickler time am to discuss a. matter dat clusly con- cerns de hull cull’d race of this ken- try. De co'n Seems to be carniverâ€"â€"~ ous, omniverous, an’ mightyrfamilidr" on short notice. V It lies down wid de ‘ rich, gitgup wid do poof, :sn’ stands right by you'widout sti‘ihin’ {as high- erc' wages. 'What causes ao'ns? In ‘ olden'timés de co’nvwas supposed to} be a. speSl}11Â¥mmlr~ of good lil'ck. De teller who would show six or seven of ’em on one heel wcsmede gub’nor, - ‘ober a. prmiince un’ allowed to keep half a d0zen5 dogs. De little bunch Wes said to contain 'n‘rpea'tl, seven? teen Carrots, fine, sn’ people went Vol. 1 . ’found cryin’ ‘ had no Co'ns.‘ uuu ”v V. “In d‘ése modern ‘days we “know (1M, oo’qsvngn caused by a temporary suspexlshglx of de circulaahun ofde blood, mjxcd wid nm‘ or less rea'ckâ€" shun '- an" ulfi‘ixehun. So fui‘ Es we know do pearlk found on do inside can’t, 151: used fur fish buifi uu’ am dorkf a dead 17mg to do, kcntrfi V “\thn you 110.3111 any one gwine around cryi‘xi’ you kin bet u spot- ted cult ngin a peck of ilig‘t dcy ain’t weepin fur ('o'ns. ' ' x . " Dc chilblain differs slightly from do cn'n " comimled the orator, (hop- ping :ntrochc into his mouth. “It donnilmnch up an' come to n head in «ma pvrtivklm‘ spot. \Vhi‘e do. co‘n um satisfied m (jotchvou "in: too nn' hang dnr fur a month or two, e chilblaixnuyes a pun-inf round dc - heel, good-namred as w 019 at; It ’ kinda fickle. ye fur . any orytwo. - n... ‘A,I_ » I nn’ lamentifi’ bekase day D M. DRDKIND m Néd fiIGHLAiSIIS PARK. ILL, JANUARY, r Strictly FirSt-Class Companies Aetna, Hartford, Conn. thnix, Hartford, Conn. Queen’s, Londom ‘ Eng Aetna Lfiexfiartford Conn. Travelegs’ (Accident) Hartford, Conn (1 All Losses Promptly Adinsted and Paigat this office.. ' D. M. DBSKIND. JR... ' Real Estate Agent! BUYQ AND SELLS , v Lands 0n Commission, Pays Taxes, Rents Hdfises and ,mea, Investigates Titles, Writes and Examines ‘ , all kinds of Deeds and Convey'anoes, 1- ’ ' " fl and does. a. I Bring Your Friends from the Old Country! Will issue t‘l'ckcts. ANCHOR. f NORTH, GmgMAN 4 Northwestiérfi Mutual Life, Milwguikeé, GENERAL Northwestern National; Milwaukee. Commercial Union, London! Eng. 11.15.. EBSKINE. .13.. Embraces the following on_ application, for {my 01 tn class lincs- of Ocean Steamers; LAND ' AGENCY BUsmESS. for Amy of the followjng first. in'lyour faddér cut of the poo' hop”; But’while you am wiqhin' x0}! could buy 400 barrels of flour flu- 400 ‘13- nor}: m’ orphans an ohubhmm to. hunt around in! 919’ mud. A5 to: he‘fliers drheel he _ m to d9 instep, Ikulks to d _ _ ,n' Mtyothmm'h ’20:) Lbutejuk and I: cmobmb. He has } oome‘to stay 3)] winter In' 1918 into spring. 1011 can’t coax. hire m);- mire him away. In oiden dlyt d. chilblain was anppoaod $0 arise, firm; too much brains in do head. ' Dc may: 5110 had ’em was gonsiderod. . sort of double-endear stiteaman. 911' people looked up to his hack and! ‘ as his head. In dew pimea we haw udflt de chilblain am caused by a mi of spontaneous emble'mstical corms- cushnn 01‘ d6 epidermis at a crimp!“ wriod. A-ll dat brains has to do in do case am to infant; a «sure fur d9 ,commai‘nt ' « “Inga intended to disgre’ss s few translashnns on do subject of bmi- -~ ' ions, bow-legs, slttin' down on a. dag» " ' an 'piok'in’ up a. hot cent In front 61. If. salonnkbut I see dat do time silo!“ ed by your‘ rules am almost dmpmd. ‘ Lét meadd, in cowluhumdstlam ' . .' purvided wid a box of knives, gim- lets,d1'nw-shavea, pick-axes, acids, pincers an” razors, togeder wid a' full , supply of salvea, plasters, wag. 511’s; so io’th, 311’ other do close of do 1110614- . 111’ I shall be pleased to ex‘perimex’xt “ 011 all members free of expense.. I L , Vgillngw remark: Cum solis cmriter' ,plurwus Cwero trenmt‘s similibus Oin- ._ ‘ oral Jackson, ohd think you for th- . Jess attentions to pnymnfeeling ~13- ‘- marks." / Sir Isaac Walpole $111111 pessed tlae : » bean box, and the following (13111113 ' dates were elected: Ginsen White - Uncle Byron Smith, msurance John- ~ son. Colonel Slaughter, Piso Black 11nd Pulmonary Taylor; 1 1 Gum Tree Sp ringer 9.11 honorary member of the club giesiding at Umon‘ Springs; Ala», forwarded the 10119 g 193011111011 to be introduced: ”Ufiéuglvrd, but any, pdssdn/ inter-- ferixi' wid a. cull'd man on lectahun day orter be freaked; convicted an' sen‘t toptiaon fur ten Iy’ars. J “That resoluahunfiwillx be laid: on de table fur furder teflexuu," replied‘ ‘the Sresident.’_ “I amugine d‘at do .oull’ man who "walks i‘hter town, hands his ballot inter do windér, m’ wkl'ks bn’ck home an? resumes hit work will got beJinterfer ‘ Widf I may be mistaken india, bu we'll Emit jiat de same. Th'o-cull'd man hnin't ekactly pirfect yit. H9 kin drink list ‘as much bud whisky. “1' pick a row , 3M. l8 guick u do aiv‘emge white man, In I! din-'3 a lection row; itun {9‘13 libel?- dd. he's had his stick in ».‘;..:J:- "JAM Ms M . ”No. 7.. (j n’ h M! winder,m ’hn/ esumes > wfia;