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I‘ l‘lxupl lL-s-hrlvd hillt‘d PRUC Dial/‘1?! U5. n ‘xv l'rnvinlnn to 1‘JT \. .hnr. In- l‘."X’Y|H‘t‘lI(- ‘ LIT 1' .‘N‘k PROCEEDINGS. \\ y 2n H. r6 a O Int! 0H he 43‘ Willie (a'éeciiiéevenrJnye pzrspicacjty Ecawn’t l of the modern officer of tko law is most 3 Ethol- u'iOnderIuI.-â€"â€"N. 1’. Truth. LJournal. In Boston. Police Officerâ€"You seem to be lost, my little man. Am 1 not right? Maude ~â€"But that's Cousin Tom, aunty! The Old Ladyâ€"0h, Maude. see that drunken brute! Such men ought not ‘0 be allowed at large. “Cbusin Tom? Then thou: horrid saloon keepers have been drugging that poor buy again! "-.\'. Y. Evening Jour- nnl. ansley:â€"\'ou dim and dolefulidiot. her father used to drive a wagon for a stone yankâ€"Cincinnati Enquirer. Couldn't Slop Hlm. - "My doctor knows better than to forbid mo to drink coffee." a “Why do yuu xhink SH?" “lie knows if I didn't drink coffee I wounhr‘t be‘strnng enough to ram money to pay his bills."â€"('hicago5kec- He \Vns Out. , SM Inokml at 111111 reproaclzfuily. "\‘uu wen: out last night.“ she said. “Gut about $50," he admitted before he 1.1111101] that his \xords had a tem- dent-y m czm a doubt on his assertiéx that! 1e 11nibeel1s'1tti12g up wi‘h a sick f11c1.d.~£‘hi:ago Post. Sennltlve. hollie~-Fa\\' the bloomin’ life of me, I cawn‘t understand why Miss Cugu- lateiy got. so indignant when I asked her to sing that song nboutâ€"er-maw- ble balk, you know. '0“, ’they won't need any cluak to keep them warm there."â€"-Y0nkers SUAIK'..$RKIU. “ on'! Need U. x “'38â€" 'lherc an: peuple who use re- vn as a hunk. HP~~I£ no“. it. ‘\‘\ .ut “ill fin _V do 1n the next\\orrd, do \ou thin. k.“ She said hpr affmrtion for him was intense, And Ikewise he swore he loved her; And ,. they are spoons, their engage- Unkl-d. Elderly Admirerâ€"1t is foolish to be proud of it, perhaps, Miss Amanda, but. 1 was born in Boston, within a few blocks of the house where Benjamin Franklin was born. Miss Quickstepâ€"How very interest- ing! You were boys together, I dare say ’â€"â€"Chicngo lribune. A Com purl-on. Man 13 like unto a kerosene lampâ€"- He isn't especially bright, He's often turned. down, be generally smokes. And be frequently goes out at night. ....\'. Y. Evening Journal. A l‘ollllcal Dlmculty. “‘hen lovoiy woman holds full sway Thv Wurst or all her cares May be to make fair listeners pay (‘Iosv heed to what she has to say Instead of “hat she wears. â€"V»' dsmzzqton Star. IT MADE A DIFFEREXCE mum. of u; ‘0. ‘vl lam [u make quite n stir‘ A PROFESSIONAL BOXEB. Jmut ' M.BALMER, UNDERTANR ‘FuNEKKL. DIRECTon. \\' ha I They LIKE. â€"(‘hica go Record. Mollyâ€"It must be awfully lonesome. â€"-;\insloe's Magazine. (luau-unlined. Cholh"â€"~I m nf\\aid that gin sof wine has gone to my head. Slurrlml. Slch-lm you really luu- n19, (ieorgv‘f Hn‘ (snuppbixly)-Didn‘t It?” you week br‘foro last that I (Eiti‘.’~ some,» \‘iile Journal. IIe- head. , Sheâ€"Probably it. couldn't stand soli- tude.â€"-â€".\'. 1'. World. A Juvrnllv Diplomat. Willie (who has eama lxi> pjm‘e of cake us fust us [Mabibit'l l s;1_\,lithc1, )et's play mvnhga-ric. I‘ll be the mon- key, and yuu {cad me with gour C(Ike‘. ~â€"â€"Tit~12its. Cid dsiâ€"Af'c hu=bcmm 1019110113153 Goldmonw. Undds~T1mt is excvodlngly ungen- sums of age. fur she ncx er mid on it.- l'p (01mm. Mrs. Wabashâ€"0h. my lnhbaml has an alarm clock in his rumvamIkers Smtcsman. A “null School. Mrs. Denrboruâ€"uow did your purrm learn to swear so‘.’ Shortyâ€"How far is it to the post of~ flee? Truly \Vonderfnl. Mrs. \Vitfles-What most you when you arrived in Parj Mrs. Jmllltex‘â€"â€"\\'11y,thefm tle childrtin of three or four-y: talk French. It was pcrfec ing.â€"-Tit-Bits. Miss Spicar«~\\‘uu1(l it make much difiercnce if I concentrated it. upon you, Mr. Bnl'csley '37 Titâ€"Bits. The l)lfleren(-e. \Vintcrbloomâ€"â€"Dun't you think $200 is rather high for a tailurâ€"mzxdc gown? Von Blumer tells me his wife paid only $150 for hers. Crabsfiaw-that's nothing. My wife‘s doctor preset-awed a bicycle for her and it cost me momâ€"N. X'. Truth. Mrs. Winterbloomâ€"True, my dear, but she got hers before I got miner~ N. Y. Truth. Shirâ€"Yes; but if you held my hand all the time nobody would ever have a chance to set“ my engagemem ring.â€"â€"â€" Chicago Daily News. Same Thing. Mr. DoresIL-y (umuh-ur f‘ypxmtist)â€"â€" Now, Misg Spivm‘, 1 “an: you for :1 mo- nn‘nt to com‘entmtc yuqr mind upon absolutely nothing. Crawfordâ€"It doesn‘t seem to mauer what the doctor prescribes for my wife. the grasping druggist charges 75 cents lot the prescription. “(h-t “'ould Be the Pie. HeaTo sit here foreveraml lxuld your little band in mine would be heaven enough for me. Mexicanâ€"Big earthquake to-day. American Touristâ€"Was there one? I didn’t notice it. The Pity of N Things g0 hy contraria . The \‘irrumx; Fridom gr' : He that is prim-l most Ly h 15 rm: afraid to stay out ' ago Dznly News. Mexicanâ€"~Not you see zec people rush out from churches? ’l‘ourist~â€"Ob. yes, I saw that; but I thought maybe the contribution box was guing ‘round â€"N. Y Weekly. Shouldn’ l (Stumble. No snrprlne to Her. Cholly~Thcrc aw some things 1 Avn’t undt-I'Mand, don'lcherknow? Ethelâ€"1 auspemed as mucky-“N. 1', ‘A‘About‘ BU minute-5' w: [R "For you or for Int-31W" ( l'nm you's' dune took aim ~\Vashingmn Star. I s' pose il' ri'vht foh fulks tu fight Ter saw» dahse f3 [' um shame But at you dsm. don’t nmvuh shoot He referred to her as u parrot! ~L‘p-1o-Date. He Named the Special. I[(‘ referred to her as a bird \Vhen his love u. Ifi-curut,’ But huer, so I've [wax-d, Exceedingly l'nngu-rouu. 3'0”:an Elle Thorn. Such a thing nun-1' cultured my QI'ITB A DIFI‘WIHENCE. Deliberation A Mad Ruin. most surprised in Paris? the fact that lit- four years could pcrfec‘ly amul- Huldt‘n Days. u. \\'11‘ “He finally persuaded me'to buy :1 box and I began; to use the pills according to directions. Before I had taken the semnd box I began to feel rollvvrd. and after taking a few moro lmxes. l (‘nnsidorml myself rer tnrod tn health. The pillvx gnvamo new life. strrmztlx. nmlitlon and hamyim-M." Dr. \Vlllianm' l‘mk Pills: (-urn tlvsppp‘ix ly rosinrinz In the lvlmul tlm rr-qun‘itr- wn nituvnh nf 112%. Ivy rvm-wim: tln' m'rw fwh'v and enabling the ntnnmvll m ’u‘umxltly :nml lu‘npvz‘d' :nwilmlalt- tlu- 10ml. l‘luw- mlla urv it figu-vi‘iv fur All Iliunw-sll.1\inutlwirnrigx Hutinn m lllllll‘\‘(‘rl‘<‘l"‘€l ll'nml or ‘limrdrn-Ll Iwrvvs. Tlnw r‘nnmm vvory olvmn-M quni silo tn gum-r ll nmrétiun, 2n rr‘ulrrrv ~rn-nglh to the wvuk. Rudd llmlth in llu- :n’nqz. winch was very nszzrfivnt- ing. I had no apputite, could not enjoy myself at {my time. and vspcoially was the trouble severe when l :m'nlu- in the mum- ing. 1 [lid nut know what the ailment was, but it be came spvmlily \vm‘sv, and I was in mmmm miqorv. “I called In my funnly physitizm, and Le «11.1 - ner the (.190 as can“ u 0f tho stoumrh. Ho )rc- scribed fur mo and Ilmd ' Ins prom-riptinn tilled. I In Murru- took nearly all the medicine, but still the trouble bemmo worse, and I felt that my (-undition was lm )t‘lcrls. I tried M'vcrnl romr t-dies reoommemIed lw'm)’ friends mm with out benefit. Aftnr I lmd been sutT ‘nng sev- pml months, Thomas Campbell. also n resi~ dent of this Pity. ur'ed me to try Dr. \\'il~ “:1ng Ifinlc‘j'ills {or falg People. _ About the unly "00d lhmg smm i< a npuluwn 1m be: u; had \ews. No organ can prnporly perform its func- tion when the suurce 'f nutrixuent fails. When the stumm-h KS rob ed of (he nourish- ment demands-d by naturv. assimilation (-eusvs, unnatural pm a are generated; the entire systm rnwpund-z _‘0 {hp discord. A przu-ticul l trlliun of the mmptnms and tnrturv of d) for-i3 is furnished In ”19 case of Josvph '1‘. ‘:11(15Le,440111¢kor) SL, N‘mntnn In. In telling his stnrv Mr \ and} kc mym "Five wan ago I was Afliicbed mth a troplylc of H10 stomach, “Inch was \cry nzzr‘fi'nt- mg.‘ ‘ I had no appu‘tjte, . > _ rm been out to some :‘zfu-rnoon ouchrr- puny. ‘how things nrt‘ uniustly nrrungnd. l'\-r- Imps tinwx \\ iH «xx-n thmn up. (ML (hi‘ is your srrm-t'.‘ Goud mght,"~ (‘luwland Plum Dealer. The primary mun of dyspepsia is lack of Vlfllil)‘: the ubsvnk'l' of m-ru- torce: the loss ofjhe life-austmmng Plymemz} of the blood. do? I'm dreadfully ashamed to go home at this time of the afternoon. “e have no business on these can. I declare it's too bad. Just see All those men ntandm up in the car and all the woman sitting own, They should be ashamed of themoelveeâ€"the women, I mean. I'm glad that some of the men don’t get up. T ey nerve the women just right. Men (the no foolish about such thingsâ€"I mean 'ving up their seats. Of tonne nine gent emen out of every ten will offer their seats. but I never want to swept one. “'1: have no right to ex wot such favors. And yet what can you do. It make: u woman look so foolish. hemming and haw- ing and trying to refuse a seat. I tried it once or twice. and then Mt down after all. The trouble is the men don't believe we are in earnest when we refuse a sent~nml I guess most of the time they 1m» right. There. look in the var now nntl see the poor. pale- fared man giving the stout woman his flat. It's too limle That man has been bending over :\ (lesknllll1\y.:un_l I summon!- tlw woman A man standing on the back platform of an east-bound Euclid car was murh amused by u Conversation he couldn'! help over hearing between two WEH~drcsscd women. It was :11 o'r‘luck and. of course. xhv car was crowded. There were several Indies on the platform and the twq who talked were cloae to file involuntary listener. _ ‘_‘l)regdful, isn't it, out here?" said one 13gb: ‘ Lady Pnucnuer ('hutl Very In. (ere-ted!" About Street- Car Etiquette. THE CAUSE OF DYSPEPSIA. From the Republican. Scranton, Pl. Yeé." mid the other. butr what can you PromotesDigesfionLtrcrfm- [1655 and Resmontains neither OpmmJIorphixw no: Mineral. Nor NARC o TIC . Apcrfcct Remedy f or (‘pnslipaâ€" I: on Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea Worms Conwlsions, chcrish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. smfiung mcro'od anducgun- [mg the mm audBowels of A\’_eeetable.Pr_cparariqaf°rAS- mfiMwD‘SlJaflm EXACT COPY O F WRAPPER In Simiig: Signatun 9! Aunt Jaa’ ' lippt min! « I]: «wmim v [1171 JR”! - (7111/11 I Jaw- Mafidmm [â€" FROM HER VIEW NEXV YO BK. lx'lll'mlllllm J‘JJ men 1mm: ~( 'Im .15"; Bears the Kind You Have Always Bought. The Kind You Have GASTDRIA \\ Always Bought Bears the . . ‘ Signatw‘e A! I ofl'en d (hm huh $000 for her in‘lurest in (he prop”) and she r4 fun d to mmmh r the pmrosltiun “ nth-red her 8499 90 and she jumped at it."-â€"l)otro:t Flee l’nss. g SAPOLIO â€".â€"_._â€"_â€".â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" , rrmnnently rurcd b; Ixsmu nu WHITEHALL NEIH‘M AT)!‘ (1')”? Tho rum! al.01hplw-sl FRI-"J. on mennun 0 un‘ yum-“nun Tm; 1m “HHI.HAI.L MI-‘MMIINI ('n , r. ulh I For Infants and Childreg, Thu nmn \l u :4th FOR DEGOMTIII WILLS AID flElLlIIS run "SUV". 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Ind only culng worn all {he lune. At 1131. l purc “ed Ill hauls: o! Dr.A_vcr‘I Snrsapnn’lll, thinking I would we it I thorough lrinl. Belon- lhe flu! Ill: wu ulsen. I nonced - decldrd lm. provemcnt ln mv gcneral he-llh; my apâ€" pelhe w“ quirkcnrd. Ind I it“ bent! and “tong" lhun 1 him (or smut lime; There Ire (hounndn 0! male nflcrlug Ind to inc-L Bdorr the uix hnifln h ‘d from blood panama; who Ave limo-l brrn uken. Hu‘ ulruu Iflr Lrnlrd {he beggued \hcmseh‘elln buylnx mcdxcmu 1 ukm lnund Ind nuurnl. and my health iron: whit): they have ohlnlnrd no hclp. I bent: [ham )1 hld btrn tor }eav:-, 1 lung The": are (hounnda ol mhrr- who fun or 1 been wrll ever liner. 1 hld I’Ilher ):u\ e In! In": tried DI.A cr'nSon-puill- Ind 02:: boule 0! Dr. Auâ€"r's Snub-nu: nun found pertect be. Infi. Ont ol the“ mree'oi any othtt klnd." omen, Mn. A. P‘ TI or. 0! Engl'evnlc_ N- Dub "1“" ”1““ ovum? cxptnence: ‘ This in bu! one example 01 tho remedial She’d rather have one than three. BLOOD POISONING. 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