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They have a brand of whisky In San Antonio called the “Horn of Plenty" because It will corn you copiously.â€" Texas smor. fly the 'mtm Wm No! The". An Amnrlmn naval omcer, wlshlng to bathe in a Ceylon i-lver, asked a na- tive to show him a place where there here no alligators. The native took him to a pool close to the estuary. The oncer enjoyed his dlp: while drying himself he asked to his guide why there were never any alllgatom In that pool. ’Because. uh," the Clngalose replied. “they plenty ‘fraid of shnrk." TURNED A DOUBLE SOMERSET. Fortunately he was not badly hurt. but the approarh of April 1 always causes him to shudder. "No yvr don". yer ml durum! Mum-L moulhvd Ron-Offllvflllfl; l’w Mn foolmi thrpe Hmnfi tummy." and ha pun! the whip with what In anoiher Insmn! Mr. (hunks and his out?" were taking I ride) on ch» calamchpr of the engine. Mar." Inn um. pulling a nlrlxol on Ibu- hat: “Mn ApriHoolr-d lulc-v- nml ha.» mmlmlrvl m drown nu l‘mllup" He was luv ll"- lmlhhllml lhal (he hm» lomlor with llw dm‘ay 1”" glass In! looking iur, II In prmluwnl ln “on ortlrr. am! Mr. ()Jlmlu‘ ahotml hlmwll to l» railwr an mlvm at llu- an of Mom In; on "no loam. Than lu- oxpanrlml My Mmrimu mJlV. nrvmmlon' lo mklng a gulp. Rm l3. umlc'n‘t gulp worn: a rent I! was only an anifirially roloml glau ‘ with rml loam. Famwr ()3th mn- clmlnl mm In- havl lnller lmch up nnl mart hnmc. Nearlng n railway grade "calm: :1an lhn my limits hv' saw I man fmnllrslly waJng .1 red flag and I‘m": Mm to slop. Afl-r having me mun-mm Mr, 031' rah though! ha would IIM‘ a drink or (to, and at can pron-«1m! lo a m- nnmu liquor dlsmnmry. "I‘ll uh- a la! lrr In In» any llr. murals! Iool‘ In (In dim must-nu Ila Interviewed lit-.- Iu 3m. lulu-d populism I'Ilb um boarded lady. "sun! the chamber 0! horrorn. lad but enjoy"! Mum" nn‘ oully I'M- ho um the tone-In. amt: SEE THE GREAT RED INT. 11er [Ink "u- ('uruln. "a «trim lurk the rum-In. Tho-n b0 a“ n In: rod brlrll Ind mum! A double calm-nan“ In bl: mm- to at "my. "0 hadn‘t run-mod on Indus April: fooled Huh-r In on» day. . ARMER Oatuke had come to town on a load of hay. Alter exchanging It for the market prlco he proceeded / , to 599 the “lights." ll- hke farmers nome- tlmeu will. He had not proceeded tar belore hll uten- llou was attracted by a hug» box on top of which was I ‘ board Sign. whtrh read In follow-z 1400K Olf'l‘ FOR Till-I BEAR. 0! course Mr. Oatcako could not "- Ilut the temptation 0! taking a squint u tmuu. so boo ambled up to the box ntlu-r m-rvouuly Ind pfl‘pfl] through the bar: that had been nailed arms: the top to keep Mr. ”car “In. Ftndtnx that th» ho: mu entirely empty Mr. (intake be- [an In u-mtrh hlx Ito-ml. “on" bad ttw bur not out? Then nonwone yrllmt April loolt Mr. 0:“:qu allow-«t that It I” a good one. OATCAKE'S APRIL 1 But the hm was dry. big; I soul came by To reward then; patient wall! l or course there was not one chance In a mllllon of his loalng hla child; but than! than was "at one vhance. The ldoa soon developed Into a presentlment that haunted him all day. He per- formed hls dutles In a mechanical man- ner. whlle plctnrlng a while casket. and a chubby llnle face cold in death. By nlght be had worked himself Into .1 terrlbhj mental condltlon. He left the "L" trail and walked wllh nervous unpq toward home. morning pipe. hut hurriod away. As he reached the door Willie mmo up to him with upturned face and said: “Willie wsms to kiss papa. Willie loves papa." The father‘s heart was touched and he regretted his notions. Riding down- town in the train he read in his morn- ing paper of the death of I little boy by being run over while at play by a passing truck. He imagined the scene, and it was impressed upon his mind. Then his mind ran on with strange im- sginings. What it his boy should he killed. What if when he arrived home at night Willie should be deadâ€"dead before he could tell his boy how much he loved him, and how sorry he was for his cruel conduct. Wth braakl‘nst was rammed it was eaten In silanre except for the child‘s hall-choked gobs. The Ymher was sorry for what hv- had done. He had a nervous tvmporament. He did not stop to smoke Ms usual morning Mr. hnt hnrriv-d away. As he reaohed the door Willi? mm» up to him with upturned fare and said: “Willie yanks to kiss papa. Willie The elimu of his uglinpse was named when for song» l'anolml sin on Willie‘s part he mshml lh» boy mm on: parlor and gave him 1 sound thrashing. He ruunul fault homun- lhe Pom» had room! (while breakfant was «aw mg for 1mm. he grumblod Mauro. his eggs were mo hard boiled. Ind hv made his wife and child as miserable as he himsfll was. 1'1.- father had born our law 1.1» night Int-low. “working on iho books a; ”w olllm.“ you know. nncl whrn he sat down to breakfast wilh his wife nml Willla. may-chroma. mlsrhim'ons. anal lovable \Vllllo. their only child. he was not in good humor. Tho unkl-‘tmurod hr»! Darling [Jul- my. Thu "It" Mm flmwnn npvrwj Hu- b" with glmrnl mum and [real or pow-(mums. Thaw «a: nothing In It hm a brick. Tho day Iran Am" I. The ”In Brown urn-d that (My “mm own the box and If "wr- was nnlhlng m H to lmflrnl- nhkh of H-om the ho: wan Inn-mica tar tho: wruM dh Me m mutants. Tho "am “It 1m. Brown: look-d m the box In I Imwn mm. It In «n-Inly mum (or I hm: Brown in "Mr boarding-hon». Ior "no numb" had been wrluon In large numbers on I‘m bot "d. "Whirl: mu Brown?" Illfll each In charm. "The" n no Ilm “no." uld Bony; "only Mlu Drown.“ Than he also! down the um Ill-n I mucor and actually run to a cigar num- on the rumor I'lfl' anmhor pul- ugo of rig-nun. Tho small nae-anger held Illa clut- em. lightly Ind gratefully in the air and said: "llrre‘u a box {or Mlu Brown. There Is 25 can“ due on ll." "any paid Ihu money and took lilo A dlltm-t messenger, throw lee! hash. stood on the doorulep. smoking I powerful cigarette. Nov and nuln I cloud 0! nmoke Md him from View. The door boll JIngled and rattled and rang! Bony tripped down-ml" u-d opened the door. V And the fools, they say. Who were tooled that day Were the fools behind the saw. “Belly," said the boarding-house mistress, “go out and see who that slum Is that I: (tying to break the door bell." Bang! bug! rang lawfully. I‘lolr Wo-dorlul I'roun And III-t CAIâ€"o a! ll. THE THREE MISS BROWNS. A DREADFUL DAV‘ ~â€"James Courtney Challis. 'art was tourhvd and Mom. Riding down‘ he read In M: mornâ€" death of a little boy r while at play by a went the door bell. It Ind In. "Yes," mulled the man of moumful elpfl‘h‘nce; “but that isn't what you are trying to do. What you want In to pick the horse that Is going to win.”- ‘ Washington Star. "am" to not Al. "I suppose that It would (aka a great am of observation and experience to enable a man to pick the fastest hone entered for a race." she remarked. It down and put 1: Into that heating apparatus. Only we must. be careful not. to have it too long, or It'll frene.’ â€"CIncinhatl Commercm-anette. "Marla." he said. "there's on com- fort about it." "What Is It?“ "We needn't worry about Ice next summer. I think I have struck a plan that‘s entirely reliable. If we want to g" :nything good and cold we'll take A Futon Convenient-O. Diggles had been wot-lung hard for u long time VIII: a refractory henna; apparatus. He name out of the hue- ment with blue nngnrn and t red mom, and an expression of repressed emotion on his face. No harm ls meant; All's but for fun: And whnn the day It: course has run, Whoever! done the mischief ny Have an themselves been "done." Tho rlchnst man. The proudest glrl; The polished wit. The heavy chm! Are mugM all guard ad toured much In lolly's merry erl. Folly um I; This in my day. 1‘)"- nld. the )oung. The gran». (ho gay. AMJn awhile with no lo chen- Tbe worM'a dull. humdrum way. (‘annl'mh He just puma down In mmmcs ago. Missionary-4nd yon now-e which any my mllmtuo want? When It. Blink arrived I! MI um M In wrath-'41 to m I "no of boy- Iu tron! of M- lion out Illh n at and" Mn um. When It Inn-d what It In all about he Dec-loo I Wflllbl. madman. It tn may In!“ Moro he rmvend hI- romeo-n". Wanton!” ~l-1tty Multan «In at can. Illuhm price: paid. Bring than along. "Ian. Conch-son lent-ll. ~11. Wu- lor «mt. Afloodo-co-lnllut. The best Andi-tool 10“ 0! "cent Hmo- Irn played on I Chicago commu- nion mrrcuut n (on years an. CM- euo mmmlulon month-nt- nm not :I- may- good annual and It. Blink In no unpuon to tho rule. In tut. in van unuwnlly gram. and In "vex- knuwn to tale a Join In Inch. Thu In problbb' the mnon that h In A fu- orlla mark (or Hm panic-l John. 0!: March 3| one o! his "land: “used "I. following and to nape-r In line column a! I (’hlcun paper Ibo [allowing n'orn- lug. 0m.- unt Man to Brooklyn. another to Jersey City. untll at length. wary. lmtsore and unable to go further, he tank upon I doorstep |lld tearing open the mlsslve read the» wordu: “Send the tool further." The drum or April 12' um brawn.â€" Now York Journal. He flew them, only to be referred to the sergeant of police, It the unrest station. The sergeant read the mes‘ sage lnd directed him to another olflclal. who In hll turn sent the young man four miles out o! the city. But the oluslve packaga was not to be found. She returned In a few moments and handed him the precious message. Away he flew. Distnnce was no ob- ject to him. He reached hls.dest|natlon. The letter was opened and teturned with the remark that the package he was to (etch was at another remoto part of the town. "Stay here a moment and I will give yau a note to take to a friend. You will bring back a package," and she smiled. oh! so sweetly, as she glided from the room. And the damsel blushed and sald she would. "I! I could but serve you," he said to the object of his adoration, “! would Indeed he the happiest of mortals. Com- mand me." What I]. Wu San: For. Though Not What He Expand. He was young and enthusiastic, and he loved her to distraction. What was It he saw? “'33 It Willie? Yes. it “us his little son who merrlly Shun ml : “April Foot, papa: April Fool!" And nap; didn't do a thing to Williaâ€"S. IL Egur in New York World. He ascended (he steps. He 88' white crepe on the door be". He reeled and gasped for breath, and saw nothing but mist. Then recovering himself. he opened the door. and with moist eyes amen-x1 the honssn Wllllo was not playing In front of the house as usual. The lather mluod the usual kiss and "Hello, vapa! I'm glad you've come." Apt“ fair any I. AIM SHE 010 IT. But I discourse now on a subject you have never heardâ€"the immeasurable and everlasting blessing of a good new-- paper. Think God [or the whee! iull of ant. Thank God that we do not haveâ€"like the Atheniansâ€"to so about to gnthe‘r up and relate the tidings oi the day. since the omnivoroun newn- pnper does both for us. The grandelt temporal blessing that God has given to the nineteenth century in the newsy piper. We would have better appre- cation of this blessing it we know the The newspaper dld not auddnnly spring upon the world, but came grad ually. The genealcgical line or the newspaper ls thts; The Adam 0! the , race was a circular or news-letter, cre- ;ated by Dlvlne Impulse in human na‘ ’ ture; and the cln-ular begat the pum- phlet, and the pamphlet begat the quar- tcrly. and the quarterly beget the week- ! ty. and the weekly beget the semi- weekly, and the renal-weekly begat the dally. But alas: by what a struggle it‘ i came to its present development! Nol‘ ; moner llnd lts power been demonstrated I ‘, than tyranny and superstition shackled ‘ it. There is nothing that despotism so tears and hates as a printing prtss. It has loo many eyes ln tta wheel. A great writer declared that the klng oi, Naples made it unsafe for Min to write of anything but natural history. Am/ trla could not endure Kounth's Jour- naliattc pen. pleading for the redempâ€" tion of Hungary. Napoleon 1., trying to keep his tron heel on the neck of na- tlono. aald: "Editors are the regents of oovereigns and the tutors oi nations. and are only in for prison." But the battle for the freedom 0! the prone was fought in the court rooms at England and America and decided before thls century began by Hamilton's eloquent plea for 1. Peter Zenger'o Gazette in America Ind Erskine'n advocacy of the freedom at publication In England. menu. A cina or poopia in Athena the aunt their 0-0 althar In gather In. aau or tailing It. Why capaciauy Ia Allan? Mina the non Intelli- gaat ml. bacon, the cm Inquis- uva they urnâ€"ant. about anall thin... but mutt-u Tia qua-(Ion than most fflqllllllly la the question now non: tmmntir aakati: What la tin naval To auwar that cry in th- tut tor the Iowan-per the centuries hr. put thair wit: to work. China Int wounded. tad haa at i'alln a newspaper that in barn printod every week for one thou-anti yearn. printed on ailh. Raine curmu- ad by nubiiahing the Anti. Diurna, tui tha sauna coin-n putting um. nut-i drn. marriages amt tempest; France. ‘ "(timed by a plusktinn writing out' tha newa ot the day tar his [mm-nu! ‘ ingland mica-mien under Queen Eliur ; both In ilrsi publishing the new: at the , To pnbllab a nowapapar mnlm the all". Iho put-tuna. the boldnona. In villIanco. tho lint." at a coining-dor- in-chiat. To edit a mm.» mm. till one ha n stainsâ€"an. an myiat. a maps". a IIatiaIicIan. and In mul- nition. neycbpadlae. To tun. to am- am, in prnpnl n navapapcr unIil II mil be a am Institution. n national Ind. dffllllld non qualities thnn any bull- nran on earth. it you Int-I like Itaruna any trump-r. mular or religion. undo-mam! that you an Nina throat- orrd with notice-Ina of tho brain or lumry uni. throwing your parliament into your viia'a lap. Mart ior ma In- sane uylum Micro you do ”nothing 403mm"! Mranwhllo, u the dead nmupaporu, neck by work. are ruried mi: in tho burial. all the living uvr pamrs giro respectful obituary. telling whom ihoy wen born and when they :limi. Thu but printar’a inir ohaulil spaniel) Armada. and going on until give at inst one nIIcHul of epitaph. ll ahe had enough anterprioc, when the: ll In a good paper, lay. "Peace to Ita blille at Waterloo was iougm, dtrmding ? ashes.“ u it was a bad pup". i an;- tha destiny oi Europe. In give u onu~ third of 3 column In the London Mum- in; Chronicle. about us much an the! newspaper at our day gives at a small lire. America succeeded by Benjamin Harris' first weekly paper. called Pilla- lic Occurrences, published In Boston in 1690, and hy the flu! daily, thn Amer Ican Advertiser, published in l'hiiutiei- plain in 1781. The newspaper did not suddenly, tpring upon the World, but came [radA naliy. The genealogical line oi the newspaper I: this; The Adam 0! the, gm the rpitnph written for Francia llharimum; "Iiere cnntinneth to rot the body of Francis Chartreuse. who. with an inflexible constancy and uni- ‘ inrmity of life. persisted in tho prae- 1 tier- oi every human vice. excepting i pimiignliiy and hypocrisy; hi: Inanti- i ntle avarlw exempted him irom the l um, his matchlen impuuence trout the i almond." I say this became! run you i to know that a and, healthy. ionx- I lived. entertaining newspaper ll not an I may Messing. but one that comes to us I through the flu. a What is a preacher to do when he and! two texts equally good and eug- gentlve‘.’ in that perplexltv i take both. Wheels (all of eyes? Whnt but the wheels of a newspaper printing press? Other wheels are blind. They roll on. pulling or crushing. The manulsc- turer'e wheel. how it grinds the operat- or with fatigue. and rolls over nerve snd muscle and hone and heart. not knowing what it does. The sewinx machine wheel sees not the ache: and pains fastened to ltâ€"tlghter than the hand that moves it. sharper than the needle which it pile; Bvcry moment or every hour ot every day of every month of every year there are hun- dnda of thousands of wheels of mech- anism, wheels of enterprise. wheels 0! hard work. in motion, but they are cycle-s. Not so with the wheels or the printing press. Their entire hllslnmu is to look and report. They are lull of optic nerves. trout nrle to periphery. They are like those spoken of hy liza- hlel as full of eye: Sherp eyes. near- eightcd. lar-einhled. They iooli up. They look down. 1hey look far away. They tslie In the nest street and tho.- nelt hemisphere. Ewe of criticism. eyes oi investigation. eyes that twinkle with mirth eyes glownrinx with inlllr ‘ netion. cyee leader with loee;e eym o! sulpicion, eyee of hope: blue eyes. hinck eyee. [rev-n eyee: holy eyes. evlt eyes, eon eyes. political eyes. literary eyee. historic-l eyes. religious eyes; eyes the: nee everything. "And the wheels wm lull 0! eyes.” But in my eecond tut is the world‘a cry for the new-paper. i'nul describes h clas- oi people in Athens who spent their "In either in unher- in. news or teliiu it. Why especially in Athens? Beceuee the more intelli- meet people hem-as. the more inquisi- live they ereâ€"cool. about smell things. but met things. I l be glad to hear what he thinks of them while he discusses a subject in which the whole country is interested. Ilia text today was: "And the wheels worn full of eyes." Ezekiel x: 12. “For I" the Athenians and strangers which were there spent their time in nothing else but either to tell or hear some new thing." Acts xvii: 21. Q Fllr Intel-cut ol’ tho (‘oudulul Thn Surround . Nanny-«Io. â€" 'l‘ho Avongo Dally or Fairly rum II III lulu-nun {or ("on (Mad. “DIVINE MISSION OF THE NEWS- PAPER." HIS SUBJECT. TALMAGE'S SERMON. A S H l N (1 T 0 N. March 22. 1896.â€" “Newspaper Row." as It Is called here In Washington. the long row of omens connected with prominent journals throughout 1 h a land. pays so much attention to Dr. ‘ Talmage they may‘ . l l-‘lrst at all. newspaper: make knowl- . V 11158 democratic end for the multitude. . I lie public library ia a hay-mow no high .; up that few can reach it. while the .' tic-sinner thrown down the twice to our ieet. Public lihrariea are the rear- .1 mire where the great iloode are stored high up and away on. The newspaper ti is the tunnel that bring: them down to .the pin-hers 01 all the people. The ' chlet use of great libraries la to make newspapers out 0!. Great llbrarlea make a few men and women very wise. Newspapera lllt whole nation: into the sunlight. Better have fifty million peo- ple moderately intelligent than one hundred thoueand onions. A tel-e ini- prenalon la abroad that newspaper knowledge ia ephemeral because period- icals are thrown aalde. and not one out oi ten thousand people fliea then] (or future reference. Such knowledge. on tar tro- being ephemeral, goes into the very structure of the world’a heart and brain and decidea the deatlny at [churches and natione. Knowledge on [the shelf in at little worth. it Ia " knowledge afoot. knowledge narneaeed, knowledge in revolution. knowledge winged, knowledge projected, knowl- edge thunder‘holted. So for Iron: he- lng ephemenl, nearly all the heat minda and hearts heve their handa ‘ol the printing press today. and have had since it. got emancipated. Adana and Hnneocie and Otia need to go to the Boston Gazette and compose article: on the righta o' the people. Benjamin Franklin. De Witt Clinton, Hamilton. Jeflereon, Quincy were strong in newe- paperdom. Many oi the immortal thing: that have been published in book torn: ilrat' appeared in what no 3 Th:- oonrse of procedure In about this: 9 A litorary man has an azrirultnrnl or r, svientiflc or political or religious idea I i which he wants to ventilate. He has : no money of his ownâ€"literary men lei- V dom have. But he talks of his ideas among confidential triends until they 9 brr‘ome "1th with the idea. and forthwith they buy type and press and , rent a composing room. Ind gather at t t‘orps of editors, and with a prospectus that proposes to euro everything the first copy is flung on the attention of an admiring world. Alter 3 while one o! ""3 Dlain stockholders finds that no great. revolution has been enacted by this daily or weekly publication: ihlt neither the Inn nor moon otandn still: that the world goes on lying and cheat- ing and stealing just on It did before tin. tint issue. The nioreuld mutter- ot-i‘act utockhoider wont- to sellout hll oicrk. but nobody wants to buy. llltl other stockholdern get Intected Ind lick of newspopcrdom, and an enormous hill at the paper factory roll- into on on- innche. and the printers rem-o to work until bot-k won-s Ire paid up. and tho t-ompositor bow: to the mun-sin: odi- tor. and the managing editor how- in the odltor-ln-chioi'. and tho editor-in- ‘ c-hlri bows to the directorn. and the di- ‘ rectors how to tho world at large. and all the mbocriboro vomit-r why thrir pnprr dono't romp. Tho world will hunt to loam that l notation" in II niutch of on imittution in the Bank oi England or Vnio Colin-go. ond in not on mtnrpriu, I! you hum tho lions-Iii Ilrlrulinni. or uriootiilr. or» nlixioul. or political idea to ventllntr. you had lu-itrr rhnrgo upon tho world through "to minions olmdy Mtnhiilhod. it is fully (or ooyonp to try ncwumprrdou. It you cannot climb the hill both of your hotm it In lolly to try tho aid” of tho lottrrhorn. na-...---_______ money. the brain. the loan. the un- peratlona. the aunt-ties. the wear and tear of heart: Involved in the produc- tion or a good newspaper. Under the Impression that almost anybody can make a newspaper. «area of Inexpert- enced capitalist. every year enter the lists. and. consequontly. during the last few years a newspaper has died almost "My day. The disease ta epidemic, The larger papers awailow the smaller ones. the whole taking down ilt‘ty min- nows at one swallow. With more than seven thousand daliior and Weeklies in tho United States and Canada. there nrn but thirty-six a hall vouturs' old. Newm- ‘ Milt-rs do not average more than 0w- .\'P.m‘a' existvnro. The most of them din of cholera lni‘nnttlm. It Is high tlmo that the meh- tound nut that the moat snort-33ml way to sink money and keep it sunk to to start I: newspapor. There roman n time when almost everyone is smitten with the newspaper mania and starts one, or havo stock In one he must or die. This truth come: to III mu m l more the longer we live, that on wilt field or In what uniform or vllh that aims wedo our duty utters very "mi; or even what our duty II, treat or small, splendid or oblcure. Olly,» I'd. low our duty certainly, nd ”mick; wmehow, do n faithfully. mini ': good stronl. M99! and um and tune: our llvn llto Ill-o echo of the ur- a } When i he. iho prions: uten- hund- in; with tho electric mint-9h on (I. one side gniheflng up nuerini. a“ the lightning More“ u1lh on in other hide waiting for ihl {out 0! hid- ed sheets 0! newspapers, 1 pro-ohm It the mightiest tom In our civilia- tion. 80 I commend you to pray [or Iliihoae who manage the no'mm oi’ the ind, for all type gotten. lot I" re- porten. [Of ull canon. (or Ill "34 ushers, um. mun. at standing In .9- smona or much great. loam-eh. they may give all (In! name. for God um the betterment of the human rhea. AI mud woman making her living by knu- iing. unwound the nth iron in. nu until she iound In the center of (ho hau there w” an old nice. of net-um. She opened It nd read an cavema- meni. which announced that tho had become hell-en to a lam my, and lint trlgmeni. of .9th mm he iro- pauperlm to ulmu. m I do not hoot but as tho thread of "I. u- rollh and unwind. I mile further. through the Iihhi. yet mhlu hows- papn may In iouhd an 'Ilt Illa!- um of m world's redemption. Jam Shh" reign who‘ve: tho Ill Doe- his cumin hum" m; His hindom stretch fro- ” in him Tm lun- shall the and a! I. Ion. It vould work n no! Inflow-on! If on our pomâ€"rough“. oolIIIenI. moronâ€"should for (In moot not! an. Ihelr Important-II”. flln mid do III-II" JunIIco Io nonpnrr erIorn. may of Ibo “mount Ind but 'rIIoI'l of Ibo tounIry IIvo nml dlo unknown. old on tIrnIflI Ihnlr In“ (Inn. Tho nut public never loom who Ibo, nn. Most of Ihom no on eonnnrnIIvon nmnll Income. nnd um nthIo Ibo“ Inna torn-In IIn cunnlnx. no In" on wIIhouI mourmo. It“ In db. WI, noI. n In". Iunvo hIn InIIlnl nunclo-I Io IIIn wool Import"! work? It ll- Inyn gnu nddlllonnl Iorcn Io nn mun when you occnoIoMIIy In um Io noIno “calm-not nnIcIo In Inn on No- Yort (inflow and Enqulm J. W. W, o: In "no 'I‘rlbuno II. 0.. at In Ibo flot- nId J. u. IL. or In Ibo 1’qu II. J. I, or In II" Evonlnn root VI. 0. It. or In tho Isvontnn Kim-won I. 3. mm- III. nnnnneml room to n III: nod 1‘ than. Int now-noon! "non. It now In n dole-on (or m noNIn. Onco non I ton-rt. I)“ o (and nonnonptt In A Mon-Inn no no oun- (elude Innmro. You now non lo I urn-x change In own on] InlInn plan All Inn nocuInr no-nynnoro ol Ito do) -â€"Ior I on not npoonInn oo- ol Ibo II- IlnIonn mononucnâ€"oll (no nonnlu Ill'Ilplpfln ol III. In: Moon. oII no quantum! of Hod. oIornIIy In (no and. nod nll (In: quenIIonn oI Ito non. of.- enI and Iumro. Thorn In not n unnlo :Ioflrlnn or (tool-1" Inn on noon on- cmmml III III. lanI Ion your! II] II. no- ular powwow-u 0! no country. They son." up all Ibo min at all no onnn bonrlnn on relz‘Ioun "than. nod Ihcn Ihey ncnuer Ibo noon nbrnno ouln. The Chrlnunn now-pop" 'III In the rum wIn' oI Ibo npocnlyyth nnnol. Thu ulmdcr oI Ibo CImuInn- lie-I pIInIIng pron II“ ho tho Ito-I wheel of Ihe Lord'- chanoI. I Into Ibo munlc or IhIn any. um I do no: Ink u mminmmdoaâ€"l marl II ere-condo. A punIor on n Sablmlh punch” Io I to. hundred. or I luv lhouund peoplo, n“ on nondny. or durum Ibo wont. Ito prIuIInx mm II" In“ Ibo u-o nor- mon nmI month It Io lumen! of poo- pIe. God need the winning pm! 001! mu the pruning proon! God Chun- uanno mo prlnuu are"! Again. a good newspaper In I useful mirror of Illa as I! ls. I! In museums. complained that, nowapnneru report tho 9le whon they ought only to report the nod. 'I‘hoy mun! report the or" ll Will an the good. or how shall we know What In to be reformed. vhnt alluded walnut. whnt rouxht down? A now-V mper [hut plnluron only the honesty and vlrcuo nr noclety la n Inlsroorov untnllon. ’l‘lul Inmlly II but 9'“ nnrml for the dnfloo of Illa which. know'nx the evil. I- loath! to ulecl the good. Kev-p the chlldron under "no Oman-union that nll In nlr no right In tho world. and when the! III 0|" ll“ 42 they will be u poorly around to ulrullle wllh It n n child who II “no" Into the mlddlr of the Mlnnllc and (old to lam-n how to ovum. Our only now olnln! 1- when nln In undo land". Ind Inorullty dull. when vlco ll ulntod with non hendllneo and load dood- nro out In obncnro comm. lnlqllll! I“ no In amt orlnor and rum-om“. In nonnnrlel. Blu la loath-on». all“ I! lonth-oma. Vlrmo In benutllul. uh It bnulllul. use only Ms Bible. Webltvr‘a Diction- ary and his nowapaper. he can!!! bu prepared f ,r 3" (ha duties of this MI and all the happiness or the nut. no: call the ephemeral uaerctl. llcauloy' I can” Int lam III rcvlew. All Cnrlytt't. oll amt-T. All Molnto-h' I. all Syd-a! sauna g’l Hazlett' -. all 'l‘huckeny' I. all tha alt: vated works or tlctlon In our day. alt reprints from perlodtcalo III whlclt that ; appeared to serials. Tenonon'a poem. ‘ Burun’ poem». lmnattllow'a mam). Emoruon'n poems. Lowell's puma. Whtttler's poems. were once fttxltlvo placer. You cannot llud ten Iltarary men to Christendom. with strong minds and urea! hearts. but are or ho" hum somehow conurcted wlth thI ' newspaper prlntlnn press. Whllo “I. book wlll always have tts place. tho “PW-“Duper ts mom potent. Becnlwl the latter to mnltltudlnoun do not con- rludo It Is nonosanrlly ounerllclnl. If .1 man should from childhood to old a“