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York city, ind-uh! that he could whip Romney with can. lorrteeey hanâ€" tened to New Yon. Entering "Dutch Charlie‘s” place he asked that German worthy it the report was correct. til" ton does not record what "Dutch Char- ite" aid, hut It does ante thnt biotin- ney was set upon by n no: ot rowdiea that was in the place. Int! so badly henten that it was days heiore he was himneii min. He could whip one nun, but he couldn‘t whip a dozen. Sever-i your: Inm- he moved to New York. and the mutation he established for hinoeii n n fighter spread through- out the United Stats Four years after this mommy hurried 1 Troy gm. She wan SKI-III Smith. the daughter at 1 "Moon ’rivernte'mhont main. in the "are tint succeeded. lion-inn” ‘ been: A factor in New York poltttcs. ‘ and mum no me eieeted to oongren m the Fifth little: in thnt city. 1 In me, when 5 yearn old. Job!) “or- rluey cum to this roumry Iron) Tun- plomoro. county 'rlppornry. Inland. The Noni-ny- umedJn Wool Troy. HI: lath-r ohulned won nt the cloth. Wu: Tmy at that period 0! the cen- tury tn not no no“ "and place on the can a! New York. and In. boy: with whom young Mom-«y III lbmrn tn conlnet I‘QI'I oxmalnuly rklom Ind degenerate. Even Inolr em Inlnenm did not urn In- no)". but" chant-union", nnd m new up Mimi-In.” human}. and npncm [or one who" ”um-m had been roamed among (in low". Young John lama lo MM M an “fly In. Na oppronlon In Iolnrnlod when In In Imam). Many born. some eon-Mont.” om" Ind Inner than Nauru. am he whip In thou dun then championlnn m came of nonu- kd too mm to fix!“ Ma own balm-s. It wn um Iplrfl mm mutt young Mommy mm! In n Mum-r plane than mu ormpml by Ibo other born. ”om-u could am no nu that In noon became In no renni- cd n n phvnonelon. In tau. M In mount to to Inc "we“ Inner tot Mn nan In (M: mnnuy. man” u that um in Inn on no mos-lied pn- ‘ gum. PM u III-nor u "an III" the ‘ Human!" Md loved to Troy. you; mummy followed "noun ennInp. for ”In "IQ be when n a dock land on n Hndson river but between Troy “a New York. In an be be- cme very m. l’m tin "can" it any.“ n n infielder In n hotel on River and. Wine nmng II III. n. pnclty loamy beam manual with a “It" 0! profusion-I p.- bbn. Inter! and min; In at n- rlono man “no: new Inst Infinâ€" ny mil Int. nnd they nee-m Mn to non use angina: no. nbllk no were then nag-m by the upon- lu mtmlly. lorrhey 'nn Ind '11. an mun-n to Deco-e I put latter: he longed to "mm on. lam-u Ito-I (In "no bad has told an n Inloon III and "Dutch Charlie," and who m a pile: In New THE KORRISSBY IONUIENT. (Troy. N. Y.. Letter.) UWERING dinst want. partially par. slysed sud totally blind, the widow of John Morrisseymne oi the realest pu- giiists in country has ever known, is . pnsinzher declin- ing years in this city in great men- tal and physical distress. She was 60 years old on June 4 last, and were it. not {or the aid she receives trout John Mack. the husband 01 Carrie Turner, the well-known act- ress. she would doubtless be in the poorhouse. Mock resides in Albany. and until admonished by the police to close his estsbiishmsnt. ran one of the finest gaming places in the state. Mor- rissey‘s remains were buried in St. Peter's cemetery. in this city, and to her intense sorrow, Mrs. Morriésey is no longer able to visit the grave. Prior \ to the double amiction from whit-h she now BHUEI'B. Mrs. Morrissey worked in one o! the great collar shops in this city, The career or John Liorrissey was. as all old-timers will remember. exceedingly picturesque. He was the only American puziilst who ever he- ‘t-snte s congressman. He dithered iron) the other pugllists oi his day. He was s man at strict integrity. and his word was as good ss his hood. He was par- tlculsrly open~hesrted snd tree-handed. He discharged his congressional duties without tear or tsvor; he was. so for Is honesty oi purpose and unity at de- termination wre concerned. so ideal conxuumsn. l-‘trst, lsst sod sit the tints Ilorrissey wu onsltsrshiy tor load government. History substan- tistes this usertion. Wu Ila-on Ind (mommaâ€"III“. Lu! and All m- 'l'l-u I!- W“ [In- nlunuy to: Good commentâ€"Ill- Widow In Wan. ONLY PUOILDST WHO EVER WENT 1'0 CONGRESS. MORRRISSEY’S LIFE. foo Rum. Mnd~"1hu now-torn that you have painted h rally Honda-ml " Ar- tistâ€""Yea; why the other (In I friend of In!!! and all no and vim: he law mm Meta“ he put on by ugh auto: Ina ht“ on." m m "When no you Ind Ills: Doughdone to be married?" "Never. unless she retract. will! the aid Int night." “What am the any?" "That she wouldn’t marry me If I was the last man on elrth."~â€"Wuhlngton Times. Item no- sleet metal, or like he- terhl, no u to represent In emanate the exact counterpart of It: mama! Mine deter. It It minted over with a laminate paint. so that it damn In the dark like I at of line. After he- lng wed to! slant 1 week the plum Is (mm free of either nice or rate.â€" Pannier Selene News. A m 0.1. not! who now tolerate mm or rat: II or about the m cemhly am he mm to the fact that a luminous cu. which can very little to secure and nothing to keep. in he: Invented nd a- be placed In any dart corner or nook and decently mm away-ll Even at- Harvard ,nd Yuk I run». 71 Investment": at the lute um anew thet WM, two per ml at the whole matter at ltedeute mln attention twee-em they excel In mien. mm, 5 not cut Donne they me ale, bene- taell well enough to be veluehte to their mtlege I“ not In from the I'm percent-3e bean-e they have the nu- cte. pinch and “-th to mete enc- eedal ”he" or sentime- In 2 ‘veretty of clue teeth” eleven. It ts the other Informant. 90 per cent than genteel memo. tbe lettering on!" to “We nd to who. they chute hilly. there We. "let. the nee-err Int-tn. to late tie- cod. ‘ luv Illa-tin ll the lee»! for me It. tie eta-ere of the Ietlout pim- cute-laven- ther-eltsdtieme- tall eta-latte- d an picked yen:- etere proper-ton to mnem- pne- ttce et Yele Int October. 0! ate neuter a were troubled with Ice!!- tlet were week II nun. bet ether- "cementuwleluettmtetrer maturationfluenoe In 01‘ www.cemmue tear M, 50 led noticeably m chests. “Humane-Mere. 18mm!- “Matthew-e. II he inept-g flounder: and a he project- ing me. These eve VIII-ale In! etc- ltieeet nuance There te evidently am no. Ior II American physique. ‘ u u out o- In tau-nutty hole...“ I. Am- can“. W. 0. Auden“. In II mm. on physical tntntnu nt tho cumulus. potato out that the OIEIOI pram: for the 9301'!“ culture at tho young not: It the Han: mu a! looming In thin country lo Inm- tnnly Inadequate. an the BI. Imus mun-Democrat. In no when out tn only one or two wheat: In tho conn- I!) do" there "tut today a uyntemottc cuum In nhynlml trllnlnu In wnlth In" phylum! men-momma on male who n your. lnclmflnx n wot-tat onmlnntlon for tlu- hurt. Inn” and oym. upon which oxntntnuttoo u a hoot- mot-Int rluu work In mmlmstni In thu- gymna- Imt- and out o! doorl and proper It filvtdtul attention In ulna to "or, undan "mainland lot In: home with Bum. Ila- hurled In 8:. Anu' cemetery. hall way button (Ml city and Allan). ”us election was not res-riled by none New Yorkers as the greatest hleuln. that had ever been contemd upon the metronoiia, and none felt this senti- ment more fully than Moi-rinse: hith- eeil. It was practically the making at Marriesey. He felt thnt he was In a position to do public good. end that course would he pursue. Meanwhile, he hnd been improving himself men- tally, nnd when he took his sent in congress it was with a determination to advocate that whleh he considered was in the cause of honest government. His work in eonsrees was not brilliant, but it was sturdy and reliable. Eleven years after his election, to congress he defeated Augustus Behell. who had been put up by 'l‘animnny. Ilarriuey polled 3nenrly £000 more votes than his op- iponent. The strain of the campaign. however. was too much for Mommy. and he broke down. He died a year later 0! Bright's disease and organic‘ heart trouble In the Adolphl hotel at; Sal-atom Springs. His funeral won at. ‘ tended by a tremendous throng of peo- ple. Many prominent politicians. gov- ernment and state oileiaie being pres- ent. Morrlssey'a pugilistic victories have been so often related that it is not worth the while to dilate upon them at this time. it is of interest. however. to know that John C. Heenan. another great puziiist. and who is heat PHV810AL GUI-TORI. JOHN MORENO". [it When Chanlem out Into a night so am Me- a "clfi. For then he mtm the bold. had (Mt wm uh II- for a ”A - He looked around defiantly. a "com challenging contradiction. But none endeavored to nlnny Min In any way, for It was perfectly 2m. He had Indeed forced the venlrllo- 10m to give an ambition of his skill. "You,” be and positively. "1 undo the know "allow hh nerds." runnyâ€"Bu. Incl. don’t yer m M- an oer don-along 'M yer? Darn a tough gun by the worn. In“ dey may m In knock dc:- lpou outer y". Inca Polkndot (mlul‘lyhmt cm‘? DM misfit II n attend or Nana's ul- Dey without Migrate. Gimme flood, or gimme dam! "Sunny." nu 0M Mr. 113qu. mn- Iy, "who was Ihu "In In I found lid-g you at the “or In! light .9" "II vs. Ilaâ€"Ir. Wt.” In.- .etul Bully. II I MM "In. Old It. TIM!- M a It unb- Inhaliytunmlmnnl loll-r flail chl- II In on. II but! on; II fad. "wag-run!" he «let. mu lb nu. “he'c cell tuned. 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P. A., Chi- «36.111. 1-. A. Chicago. On several dntel during August. Bop- tembor uni October, the Chicano Morn llllnoln R. R. wlll l0" first class round trip tickets. good 81 do” from due or sale, (or on fire plus 02 for the round trip, to all points In Flor- Ida Ind the South. Trucks. tmlnl, time. III the best. For further inform» tlon address 0. W. Humphrey. N. P. A., at. Poul. Mlnn. Clty Ticket onloe. 182 gull Egrpet, or C. L. Stone, 0. P. a And you‘ll; Ilr. Olimpia: u- so Ibuhod um ha didn't km 'llll to say. But tint wun’t anything unus- Ifl.â€"-â€"Naw York Recorder. Down 0- Illa. ‘ Young In. Cuuauphon. who In on at tho cunninnu um. cram-cobra! mustache- In the world, no mm and nodal thu- lie but to color It III mm M) oouhlloh It: Identity. null-d will: In! evening. “I've jolt been dying to oofl you. find. " he whoa, noon on he zokhll qua through the pol-lot door. laud lookonl ‘hlm ovu- wuh o colt. holly “tumble on. "fun you burr-ho uld eoldly: more“ a lot o! 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