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9. 01v. Up Punching ,3 For Two Years. “14,0, ”000' Mervin. Put ;. I. On Active List. .trele Shattered My Nerves. I can mm by carrierâ€"33.00 a You By Ian. 5 paper that has the moat com # new. «nice ob’1ineblelrom ‘ m of the 'Ollu. It: col- ” are most completely edited. Society, music and drama. liten- tin and art are ebly commented upon. It: financial. commetcnal and live otock reviews are acknowl. 1 edto be thoroughly complete most telinble. '0' I I VIA! THE ME PAPER . _ TH! OLDICT DAILY NIUOPAPER IN ILLINOIS. “CHICAGO JflllRNAl... ALWAYS A READER ONCE A READER W.- m.» -_ 9- u... 3'90“. 8* A took about Colorado. 7) pa.- 'I“ of lllmlnuon. A buquuI Mal-n. [Mocha-nu Io poo» . “loco-o. Why 00‘ 1 V.â€" w- I- Odor-do an "an"? MK. with n M; up 0! the am... roll 0! lulu-um. Fm ahnlud 0n n 15. round trip 0“ will bowld n on. raw. lot , to ”and “‘1’. [:W Un Stock un‘ n maul-sq 'AII. chup nun to may och" no In MI. nut and north-mt. ull particular. all n “on. of- Ian or Mow-m use um. Oclnudlrd Tuudul of own It.“ Bonn-colon nonunion- to ”My pol-II. la the wool. And an ”III-on u on. (no plus ‘9 (or Ohmndm’. «he any uoond clu- oolonlst ox- nh. wit u). Burlington to I.‘ Md nonhwut, Jul 5-19, HI. In. 1-15, April 5-19, In .0 to Donor, Colorado Springs, and Inhrmedi.“‘.polnla. fig. 0, 11,78, {ad 0 on chouutA of 4 way: have on hand mu :0 .mr nun -‘ tagm m,FIWIT8 I“ 8, £001.71" I” all FIJI]...- Sun Winona. udqan make v_ery ”DOGWOOD. mluum Mud. Telephone 231. 32 South tin Street ........ ”,1“ deliveries: called {or it .lroad News. 11cm Amt. contra-n tadâ€"mum: V Imam-yuan MW“ ‘iortnnteiynot no chm-1y no theater ‘taumr, though the contrary to weed to be true. People are influenced by the wlor a! which is utter II! no glide. end ere too mach Influenced by the nine and the Meter. whereu neither In nay inflation whatever of chm, any! the Chottnnooo Times. The Ion-eh oi lemntion. slowly but «rely the people of our let-no meande- ere yielding to the benign influence- ot emanation. ”nary ammo. Sheâ€"l wonder why it ie that women have never been Ible to ecure I sue- ceso n lneunnce agents? lieâ€"Probably because oi their ten- dency to talk a man to death before getting him imre'd. A Social Duty. Judgeâ€"Yon canteen. do you. that you deliberately lured-your wife to the wear“: edge and buried her in? Prisonerâ€"Not at all, your honor. I merely went down to the wharf end gnw her 0!. litre Pete. ranâ€"am Johnson's herein hot Amnmnow monument m "m m ""9 h" ”0“ "WM- pino mfleinn for lunch of III. ' m aim-"MT M? _ Innâ€"ah wite make: him do an permitted (0 withdraw. a lo perceiv- dhhnm‘vunottlenlnllt can of mind to receive the com meat Ind should be ready to “tend on some Mute any, who- be how I: lad No mum] in | boner cm. of preparation." 0! King Georg: IV. an"! to". um m: "no in; bad anal-M the mm of Winchester to uninh- termIi-thomeltonolod the and"! shout Mar. The M3)- opwnnotp‘nccnltolhu-enl whahmhedmkmtnngmt Mm at um; keen kept mung. and um! even I'm a m. I. the most Indecent III... on which the Babbâ€"No. I Isn‘t a when: mum “(it new: I w I- var-mod and no Map In mdhmadmdlhm bcnofnobnod‘ Throuolhn- tmmmhmwmovum nmhl-nwlm.ud0n ‘tbey had an" ad uvcunflcg‘neo. ‘Vm unmmlflohflofm I‘m.Iߢl’lI wane. tm In.» mu, was returning Ion. by unit. 0- th. ‘u in accidents": bond cone 0! In: «mu-ted int-try plotting m sand-um no. 'leeMlnodhlinml‘ meted m. m be chloral that out you In. tel-nu should nut- bl: at the um “no to do NI bommmndapootwllehlom- ed on the spot chm no plotter- nonumdmmhm mu nldlbflllmomut; no m on launch am At Rockford. but. mum. (to whim com II n m W bold and]: under no nun-ma- has! nun-Mo for no m with m Intro. Enough m be Dim (or Inna mu to In! 3 mouth. u I. I cartoon prov-tuba o! charcoal m nun ol mu. n- .“ no soon. I- up“ than who Inn to work out of Goon In «M van" curry ml Hm mm their clothing ad an able 00 he. the local cum‘ Jepeneee Poet-Wanna I! you drop Into I shop where Jepenue novelllee are for sole Ind lee name curious parlor-tad object- the! look lllle “mouth ornnl" planed on Orlenul Ilnee. don’t nuke the Inle- me o! buylng them for muelal le- etrumenu‘ They ere klroe. or Jam one heed-venue". In the mom oi the llkedo they don't belleve lo lut- lerln‘ from cold bend: and knees. end the klm le elmply e Mable move the! one can tech evu In ble pocket when not needed. I! I: e llmple eoelrlnece end can be out lulde e pelt of large mute". Boule- use. they are fuleeed to the heel to keep the leg- from “all; cold. Pence- out dnvlex at needles II no auto need not set noel-blue. (oee end lenre ll they one line. To-dey. with our knowledge or the lawn of nature, with out you ed- nnce In heedom o! thought Ind ecflon, there Is ltlll, leu excuse (or In. We know now the! 5 union ll be“ measured by the poeluon of m womenâ€"Sumo". They would hue alum, and they would hue Ignorant wives, And-they fell. lt is wonderful how long I piece of idiocy will suck in the humus brain. Never was a more splendid development of some mantel qnnlltlee then in Athens. yet there this an- tique ignorance remained bedded in the fertile lutellectunl I0" like a boulder in e garden..- The Greeks would have odnaied wives, owing to prejudice, tradition, and sonar-i error; but. us they grew capable of more plenum thln the primitive Dex-relation Iliowa, they sought it outside at minim. In who u well .5 rich. handwma. and well born; “for," any: he. “thou wilt find there In nothing more tul- some than I she-tool." Lord Chesterfield'a advice to his aon ls clear on this point. He ctronx- ly urge: him to marry I wanna who null- Advancement! Home Much (or Futurity. .0 but In women were absolutely unorut. men could, put in wine on mail capitei; But the growing mind of women nm the mind or men with two met. forcesâ€"heredity end sex- Iltrnctlon. urge-brain“ mothers make better men, and the sweetheart who is wise I! well as kind can do wondere with her lover. tut mutton or mm. “m" "’ aptâ€"8m Joni-Inn's Ml! hot fig m cm slice he'- boon nmled. d M Ban-Alan's am spaâ€"m- wfle makes him do an _ h vlnh'. ”In Ill Am union. m nmmmumnm twenty-two Istanbul; h the UM Sutummnomaolmrorem I!“ [m h‘uâ€"Mflwh’ lieâ€"Probably because of their ten- dency to talk a man to death baton getting him lmre'd. .â€"â€"‘â€"â€"-â€"-fiâ€". A Incl-l Duty. Judgeâ€"Tog confess, do you, mat In Inland forty years nan. He Is n Mam to hin finger up- not! In on. of the bent-known ullnnry figures In the moiety 0! the French ennui. Nu- nrnlly he spanks French like n nntlvn. nnd Ila Irish accent II n thing of the Io Much Me In Name... A great number of one" a! marriage have been received by Miss Lillia- Dennett. the yummy English girl who came to America to marry Ambrose com. who was killed II n rammed neck It Dam-an. PI. She I. now In. In; with Gooda' brother In McKee! port. um Bennett has Ibo received tiers of lnoney. thmtrml engage. menu end position. by In more. "Calm 0528.000 water n! (to. m «In! mm last week." an turnâ€"MN York Than. Leary no other day. "Why. VIII bu he been doing?" and I charm In the "Ame." corner of the mu A'CIIO. I", .91qu "'9 'm a" #2939 :3 pong um "n um h simply gnu, fin M l 9’". 7a.]! to keep- up A Fool and NI. Money. Reinhardt 20mm“. I dun“: m. mod Am the norm In N" York the other day um: 01,300 In non, In M: m. mom mm mm Iron In: melon. Look": a polio-nu look I]. In My. ho- Im the Bonn ml. “an!“ on" udmotlptoc’ofleouluonbo- mlhm.uluuu¢um mun-um Tho-doom mmleIMIm-I'I. Ila «um cu m Nor-can Cam-M I Punching». Gem O‘Connot, In mama of (no '1. No mirror or minor met-hula! «no. In" Do and In «(null-Mu I cm.."â€"Pllllddpih Po“. ”I. Two mulber- or the club um woman I quanta. ”I. May Auction culuu sojourn- Iulnthohrluthn nonunion» Donna-Bl: llllloo club. "I. It In nvugln order to uh. I drink when . qnomn 0! (ho club I. Popular Clue. Dr. Edvard Boobs. cltlxen of Phil: do! la and the world a large. II noon to ply (or a dllponnllon changing tho mo 0! the celebrated “Seventy- Bll Mllllou Club" to the “Eight: In llon Club." The Seventy-Bl: Illlllon Club I. m emulation formed by Dr. Beale. when he llvod In (3th ll bu I I!» DIG code 0! bylaws. .- follows: TI. I” Robert (Murillo-m h ! I learned later tint it wu n man ‘nnmed Slaw, who afterward become (anon: u a writer Ind humorist un- der the mention": of Josh Billings. He was the Ian 0! Henry Shaw. tor- lnorly ol Lune-born, at that time I millionaire dwelling in New York. ind known to (one 15 one oi’ the two Hosanna-eta repreunuuvel who voted (or the Missouri oompromlu in mo. Henry Shaw wu, I believe, a native qt “onshore, and had more. tented the Barnum district in Con- Gray concluded It was best to enter Into the humor of the occasion. So he stood up against the wall. The other man proceeded to draw hlmselt up out of the chair and annulled. and un- rolled. and unmlled until u lest hll (Isaac suture reached up nlmoat n blah u Gny'l. But he fell short. I little. He hacked at Gray's stately propor- tloua and called out. “How tall be you?" Gray, who was always rather careful of his dignity, made some brig! i'nswer not Intended to encour- age mmmmty. But the follow per- sisted. “I would like to measure with On our walk trough Lancsboro we flopped st a plain country tavern‘to set lunch. There were leveraicodg- are such as in those days used to haunt country barrooml about eleven o'clock in the morning and one o'clock In the men-noon. Sitting in an old wooden chair, tilted back against the wall of the room, was one of them, curled up. with his kneel sticking up higher than hll head. “MW Tall B. You!" Said H. u the Dmnlflud Horace any. This account of a trip which Mr. Hoar, when a young man, took with Horace any through Berkshire coun- ty. is from the Senator's autobiog- raphy : ‘I‘OLD 0' “JOSH BILLING!" i’m ' w Free ‘ “a E of (heir teu- . : death beforu Trial g E“. Ehmhumui "" Mrs. Rm:- do ’0“. 13“ hâ€"lm;=‘ w.."m§:v'hci‘|Â¥:.u_'2 your wife to mummtnhâ€"A‘Ivmn _u_. ‘A, . - loyllhuwillbethe a Iheboynextdoor. my cverymul,andinawwk willhavcthebeginninpof thenhhy appetite, strong Mediation! whose appetite is missing that there's a present forhim inmhpackagcof‘ :30!” --baseball:. jack-knives. Hewfllbewillingtotry adishofinwithmfor tomorrow's breakfast. Af- Tell ”9 or" Sweet. “389“” d mwfbatboyfioo that boy ‘lillliliilllfilllltfilil} u 60:5 ouacaonm m { BOUGH'J, SOLD AND EXCHANGED. CULLnCTlUNS 4' . AND LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTED. NEW NORTHERN BATHS I4 QUIIC' If a ’ " "'3' ply your every require- ment in baths, and the ptices are very reasonable. First-class Grill room and Bachelors’ Appartments in connection with the baths...... Entire Building of 8 Floors DEVOTH) To THE PURPOSE Burcky 8: Milan“... __ Wm. Restaurant WHEN m omen you mm m, THE NEW NORTHERN UP-To-DAI‘flnzufl: FURNISHED Turkish B at h s IDEAL DANCE ORCHESTRA :4 Quincy St., near east entrance to new post office building Call on any N. P. R. agent lot me: and detailed inform-(ion or wtite to Chules 8. Fee, Gen. Puss. Ash, St. Paul. Minn. Send nix cents [or "Wondctland 1903." The finest valleys in the North‘vett. good for grain, My. fruits, root crops; lor mixed. stock or dairy turning; {or irriga- tion or not. I: one wishes. are lonnd Ilong the Northern Pacific or its branch or connecting lines. The growing. thriving town. In found there. too. It is I great country, where hunting and fish- ing are unmrpnued and where the hotel; are first class. AD. G. GRAHAM CONTRACTOR, CARPENTER AND BUILDER This gives not only lumen a good chance to go homeseelt- iog. alter crops ue harvested. but ill others who with to move perm-neatly into the mowing. teeming. imptoving Northweet. or those whn wish tho visit. II I ttifling expense, the fine tourist «sons 01 the Northwest, sre sflorded an unusual opportunity to do so. Thu Northern Pacific has a new and very Low Rate {or lot Colonilu. Homescelucn and other: in cflccl (tom Sofl. Is to Nov. 30. 1903. ' _. -___ ---..â€" ~v-~u~u. , . Lam Stock of 103mm: won: DONE. Finished Work Contracts taken for all‘ classes or 39 Downer Place. Aurora. Ill. building consultation. ____._____ Colhée. Academy. An School. flush: . 1100! and Business School under one management. Thorough walling. high mom stand- ards. moderate expense». I complete cul- lure Flue ymnaslnm and athletic field. Physical d menus for men and women. Training (or leadership in all walk-o! life“ Colic; Take one Turkish bath with us and you will be- come a regular patron” Remember (the address J. W. M ORFORD. WHEATON COLLEGE WflEA'l'ON ILLINOIS are well qualified to sglp- Tumult-mi Seawater 15kb, Janu- ary 4th and A91“! «In... .. VI "VII Ct... VERY LOW RATES to the Northwest gagged RENTING AGENCY Real Estate CON VEYANCING NOTARY PUBLIC POLICE MAGISTRATE AND TH. IIIT RIO. CIICAIO OFFICI IN TH! COURTHOUlh-A'l WHIL‘I‘ON. O ltu-lmulul Ild Olen I tho In. In.- duol "or, month a 0‘ July. A“ low-borne Ina-ht. up COUNTY SU PERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS. JOHN H. SHURTE, Manager 00"!!le «nova TERMS RBMNABLB DR. W. C.‘ BARBER. 'DENTIST. T. Otfn Fisk .'.'..R T. MORGAN..'. Monumental Designer and Dealer. DOWN". GIOVI. ILLINOIS, nun llmn- Ixnl. -. to”. I. 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