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{\HisBride’uNameSlippedfromMind mm Coho! Walter Wuhan of “Mona m in Wuhhmon ro- oonfly no told about the and media. nIoIt two eman- of his not. not mm m; politic- whno traveling out . month no on n Pullman can. 11‘ in t not night nnd sleep no in” m They were in the smoking ’ and [on to talking nboot unto ' Willi. thus engaged n on H ,‘unt m come in. clad in . n torrid night, nnd bog-n m 1). two politician: kept up Sad Predicament of Two Politician Conn smelled Clerk Kroll new, unu- um o'clock In the 1“.- mm And applied for a mrrlago n- ulls. The clerk obllzingiy issued It. in! naked no (nations. Name. Ire Mhmon 8171. 00'0" '1. ram «unruly. But Ms plunge in"! '50 amt-cam on. cloth or experience any. theta! mm In t most unusual m. It. tor-at the mum of his bride- HEN George H. Covert. a uh. m.WuthY.l.C.A.. m Into the mrrluo licence In- thluflnntbmmto Apply for the neon-r! paper which “I am. him to become tho hi." Dr. mm on tho Iowa and: I.- m nbout M..." and MI unbl- floug .- vol! u M. amp-kl. '- m Mat which he aide to Ibo ekrl. In. In con. choice ulna!- fmu his WI.- ho nu! m min; m Dr. Marl probably loaned whether :1. in“ vile) D. co! upo- tho '0â€" im vu "land Into M- In” MI. "0 finally cant-nod that ho rmld to an m (to public pay Ml mgr-mullummm II. mm in“ 5-“va Bomnbltvwflodhfiamnot lb ape-1mm my not in. been mm. tic Ind-M m: be in W In on. but mama that ho at punts-o n on." chick- undvkh '70! a colon! sack-an.” TM mt d the n mu m open: {or (on two. 0-! my. which an Ind to lull “Ana-Imus. m to the lmwui U mtummlnm Mun- vuh Mum!” ll Dr. Iona mm d Pill-dolphin. candid“. {or lb. Mlle ”mimics for m nonhuman. Dr. annulled with loath friable. clerk of the low. of "mouth... I "on ”an“! that m "mm In (In ll’i-uko snout-d to :5 coats. A "prenatal", for lnstnnce, get- Ip and an: “Ir. Speakerâ€"Mr. Bunkerâ€"an l malted. lit-varâ€" Mowâ€"uMBâ€"Spaker? lâ€"nrâ€" hvoâ€"nrâ€"Ih been ahâ€"urâ€"llnunlu -â€"nr vlth I good M of Interact, nlr â€"I mun Mr.â€"-ur-â€"spouor, to the-- Maui". sirâ€"l nounâ€"um ur.‘ Interâ€"urâ€"ur. Speaker -- from Wuhan. “Hrâ€"l nut to my. Ir. Smurâ€"quâ€"vuh, that, Ir. luster-var. "muting tho count- ing“ of nâ€"uhaâ€"ur stout congru- uo-u «lama 0! not. "no 200.0001 unborn, all. I luau-or. Ilr. Souk- Why.”- hvo no complaint accent record- of the scattering nnd “Incoherent and original Imchel which they links In come" 1: II positively funny to lhten to some of the speech“. and then read the lune speech as I: u Ironed out tor mm in (In Congressional Recotd. his job. but the fact namin- (hit number: of commas and United sum wanton are nboolutely depend- glt upon the omen! Ilenographen for $5 2 "unwound“ vm mm mutant-onto- m «cm III! 5' ASKINGTON.â€"â€"In a way a very ludicrous thing happened In one ”(It the committee room: recently when the ollclnl reporter declared that the documents uubmmod In a certain can were fabricated. because they read ‘too smoothly" and that men did not all that way. The Itenographer lost in Congressional Record HRSRAKER UM - I AM 1;" senâ€" MR.5PEM<- ~SAY vou -rlr WI. '5 NEWS; m to. I " a; that». to .00. Difficult?“ “=an m I: "Would you want your wife or m null u. m tho Inu'ofl" I”! who: or your Inter to Ian on Inh- mM« a. politician «am-a: ‘h 'm' m “ "'° ”W" “summon-cum.“ "leu’tnoowhynwogndbony men-cornea?" m “’3‘. M with M h mmmmmmuofn The ho! was tied immedutoly, and Omar: “trim tlIo mistake to the fact tint In wu “munâ€"m- was III an! venture. He has been exon- erflod by In. Court. no Van Ion Gown E. Court and lla- Vm Ion. m the mlnmer blunted to do It. hot'ntheln.CMfle‘Wood.Not until the bridal pair reacted (to no!» tongs did they uncover the Inn error nude by Covert, and a hurried ‘lrlp was made to the home 0! Col John E. Young. clerk of no eon". who rectified the error. and pron-nod to an. the actuary change h an one“: neon! book an loan n he ruched In. one. next mot-Inst mar W In a. Man. ad. mvny. I ma Ill. about to uh. unto him-all a '1'. h I'M to In thoroughly fut-11hr with m wife“. name And mm. Homer, Covert Inform! Iron um III mm». W Hill You why-mucthâ€"mldeifii acdondmfloâ€"n.‘ III as. must b be oil and cone spam-c on I In” box no fun a mm eon-d cf Wins 3. ny nm Wm! «cum n- m the nu. eh. M. Non-hr I. ”11. “A. a undid.“ I I." been mm humanoid-clement” mm m mil h Wall-non I“ m Ikondmlnwnulhm no. Hm ":0 Unit“ am.- (m an becomes bankrupt and mm our baa-uni! building. our nun-.1 up ltol, lo .1 Old. Mutual“. 010.000 out to hip no not .7 «Iv-lo for m "I an all.“ "any m at my coo ammo-I- m the salt a! (ho am. 'lyM-Honlnyhclnmnu. and tho! any It In mull-anal. M I] tau-tonal upon no can" It I. the lam! ballot um nun- ”per man'- that I! II the mild “Backwoods" unto-nu. who m the guilty on.- In thl- mood. but the of- new limelight: lay um tho I. mm- o! son. of tho when known through“! the Ind u brilliant on- torn. would u ulna look comm In. tho 10min; er. I «not elemâ€"or to sit here and hear these constituent; sirâ€"ur in- sulted, air. by remarks, air, I mean. Mr. Speaker. at the gentlemen from Wuhack, and --ur I stand here, air, in the presence or the greet American â€"-ur-â€"nr people to defend. yen. elr. to defend the bringing. air, upon my constituents, elr. that ieâ€"ur “ti-tee- toryâ€"nr to all when I won elected»- ur to this honorable body, air. But. sirâ€"I mean. Mr. Snooker." And about this time the out of the speaker comes down with a bang that rattles the medallione in the glue ceillnrmnd he an jut uneasy: “The time of the gentlemen from â€"-- has expired." and his oratory to cut ehort. Now, you don't suppose for once the! that eort of mm in gain: to appear in the Comes-land Rec- 0111. No, Indeed. The ennui Item- rnpher has taken down every "uh and eh." end zoee to the little desk I at the end at his nu mtnntee' lands. ‘ end tell- it into the dictmreph Just in smooth end pretty u anything you ever reed In your life. end it comes out Juet u though In. Representative wee en orator of the em clue. end he and. It hack to hie conetitnente. end they think he'e wonderful to own! right on the loot of control- in that wonderful nu. "IMMIMMMIOWIO 6mm BCUDSSHIP in boa .7 mm subma- H'w' mph about 1 firth]: towel and 1 m7“; printer undo n "rum-h to 3“ A“ “'00- "Oh. we". don't Maine the poor tet- WU low. H. van probably thinking about wilt Italy II doing to Turkey m.” good u the on "gamma they tied to take sixty yest- ago." Hcr Arthue Eye. "I sometimes think." an In. 149- nflng. who wu looking at I. collection of funny Wu, “that the pictures they take now-dun ma’t half an _â€".â€"â€"_ -- n. n. u. nus â€" - HENRY n’. wommsm. snot-OI, um In If. Smut-a. Eleanor of the emu of than" my. the rejects! suitor. He "a W to sea dece- . 17. . AR ' W CK. .m m Imam u. m neck. I B “0" H 30L“ M" Oman}, fl D“ No? Aliceâ€"Who m the young m m that was throwing old that after the martial couple with we! cl- thud-m? Mtvadmtbe end?” "What do you mean?" "I med «1 borrow money from him when be m alive. and '0'“ you le- lien he charged III. with every my of I: h in will.” (or a “no. Wwfln'. If you can't nu. . (he. lap on nul‘ VIM-urn. "CorI-Oulv. luau It wnu AM Ila Plenum to Column no.0- "th Tum“ to...“ ”no cm was.“ lint." mwm loans-(Imam Bnbloct With You." “I don’t mu I‘ll Inn-t." decided the medal Immune. “But It you lave l puma- which will mu ht- Maximum-dhunhryo-my dun. I'll Allow you 5 percent... on All can. mum." ' A who Woman. “Now. for 81." mood the our our, ‘1 will furnish you with A phil- wr which will mm your hub.“ love you to an exclusion of all odi- Ho Spoke Co Hlm. Willie. ammunition by father 1nd mother. was crossing the ocean. filter and mother Vera both very seasick. but Willie was Immune. Throughout the trip he Ind boa: an- noying the managers. finally his mother, tumln: to the tumor, am. In a vary weak voice. gaping hatwcon each word: "Eitherâ€"1 winhyw'dâ€" opulâ€"toâ€"Wullo." hther, turning a lea-{roan flee to ward that nmpunt youngster. spot. In . languid voice: "How-do-do, wu« Herâ€"Ladle- Home Journal. Man the planet In. I. "My (For than In robe. no 'u- do, Because Inland of Mn mm The “dollo- tlon In rel. “Co nod. M; I‘- unnu- rm Plea“. '1 Hunt Tl...“ TM. We.“ Wm M R. "WHINO DOING. Eaten-Mo. f Carry a package of Renll Dyna»- ‘lla Tablets In your vent pocket. or keep them In your room. Take one after each bony med and prove our assertion that mam-um: will not bother you. We how what Mall my. 1'an are and 1h“ they will Ia We m then In relieve Indian. Han and M If they (all we Rent! Dyspepsia Tnbleu remedy stomach troubles by hiding nature to supply the elemenu the finance a which In the gastric juice! cam in- digestion and dyapepfln. They aid the stomach to digest food and to quickly convert it Into rich, red blood and ma- terial necessary for overcoming at. uni hotly m. ch't an Ofler You Should Not Over- smup of mm Comm, 0! DIP-ac. -. IN THE PROBATE count 0" DUPAOF: COUNTY. To the 1m (Om thereof. 'I'VIM'M 7'23”»? ml puma! n ma e I I: . 01mg"! . ,“To Hand-km Hey. 5'3..." me. To Willa n . Vanna-m. mm, To b Icy. Ade. mmv To ry Hey. Uflg nun". 1'0 David Hey. 8mm. Pennsyl‘ vlnh Hun u law of lamina log, deceased. PLEA” TAKE NOTICE. Thu, on lhe (Mn! ‘7 o! hm. A. D. 1912. at the how of m «m a. m. a mm“ {gen-rm no lboflnhamn «I? m an” court at charm...“ mm at mean. mm In an canny, Ma and I; In: Katine gum!» me" that nu ma h‘dgchétculejjmi .h- .‘A .AAA A, u...“ v. "nuâ€"nu, yummy I?! IN I "SMITH.” Ind I'm Io Mm mu any at ”my; , , 1 ram ""a‘nsmxj mm """'" It. nunm mm. at. up“: and can an ........ 5n;- n! 7i . In: M In: "1th lo nadir. 35.9".” than”. window! In rink ............. "VD-Ml "NIM‘PI IBM. 71 m I“ '2 Total “Million ............ ”T1 1" 90 am” than" of I» hm nnJ “who.“ ”‘1“- lumen-My are" than "no 15:" "I'M ”gum- In flu- Muy m '3 1mmmnmanm. 8h“ 0! Illinois, My of [N Putt _. .. CHIâ€"col“ 4-: A._ ., 0. Path on "and fi’gfim. I .. ‘ ’7" «in MI ......... . ”JO! 3! . Inn-llama: l‘nllo‘d Main banal. LOCO... l'fllt, ml and am- Mr! I ........ 9.9001. .0. II M Human-I: u been ....... . . hull?» and qum u.”.: I. Du. mun nun.- luuo ................. IlJtl.’ Kym: 31.1151! l, "a!!!“ Marl u“ film? i657. Loam! It Downer- (hevo. Huh» 0! "Il- noll. beta" Ibo mun-NM! I hull- 99239.9")- m. BLAML m, we made lo "a A "or M l'uhflc Am!» 0! a» mm. of n nob. put-um m luv. amt: "C”. an, on mm! nu" will ll? 00 In on colhtml oa- ‘. .......... 21.1.0.3! mm’ loam and au- tgonll ....... «.mu tum". FARMERS MER- EMNIS BANK «Re-l.) SAMUEL CURTIBS, Culhier. (Worreclvâ€"A mm: .1. WARREN ROGERS. {UNA}! R. FOSTER. l-.. E. BTEVENB. Dlmtoru. subutlhod and sworn to before me IM- uug (in! of A H mz‘ “ ILLIAII . 3 mm, Noury Publk. State or llhnola. County of Du e. â€"l, Samuel Curt Gunter of the I ve- nun-3d bank, do emuly lweu- (In! the thaw statement la true to the beat 0! my know ledxe and be! let. ‘nme eerllnmtel o! depot" agents Checks and other call: mum . . Note: of other national bank . . Fractional patter currency, nick- eII and cen I ................. Lawtiuls Money Reserve In Bank. v z . Specie .............. 87, 041.20 Legal tender notes. I .380. 00 Redemption (and with U. s. Treasurer (5% I! circulation). 6,838.80 11.95 1.917.“! 56.»; 8.421330 1,750.00 j‘fiifi fixtures ............. ...... rug from approved reserve 11.8. bonds to secure clrculnflon omer bond: to secure Postal iIvlngI depositI Pmmlums on U. 8. bonds. .. Bonds. securmes. etc ........... Barking house. tutnlturo and '""' RESOURCES. Lonn- nnd (It-count: ........ .ms 93.793.“ Overdrana. secured cured .......... . 9.74 At Downers Grove. In lho State of llll~ !|. g. at the clone a! busineu April 18, HIST Nfllflflll BANK FOR THE STOMACH. Tom "mum Total Total (OFFICIAL WILICA‘I’ION.) Report of the condition of (OFFICIAL PUILIGATION.) Report of the condlllon of the UAIIIIJTI'A LIABI LITIEB. W.’ '3". 310mm Notary PI“!!- I 3% l 10.02,.“ . -..... .w "11.1".” manna“) m‘. 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