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I. hunted. with such "Hem coul- Mn that “Kink" Marlin and the , m bu:- autcknnd. This {foul . w Root." who won- mot-tun km, “a o! the "Artluu humus." < ‘. J- 5. tom the Mutant»: i; '13..- l'u have to about you my ‘7 n Wet." and {mm a hip pocket , 5 n W I In! bundle of clipping 3"" h I not" but M be displayed My. Ind I mud Igloo. for " ”mMpon-olmumum- uh. Gama. tuned with "d In! that mu both. In which I [named [b M "mm"; o! lacuna.” “w W on Animation." "A lac-Inn: on o! (In Want" and “(Mun-Mn; .. “Bitter R00 ” Billings, ' ' Arbiter Viiâ€"}i.:.-*‘X BE“: H DvENTURE LI 0 R I E S “It in: It this point that ! enters. ”an out of the emote of the stock- ”. ill 317th Ind beautiful. like Onwaheeminemtheplayushe idh though the curtains at the hit at the sage. ”M. mm'there’sahenpof between the stockyuds mapâ€"It‘s just mu coming mama over Into the United 'l‘be whole river front was tied up. In] I «came: bad whistled Inside II. at: one crib for two weeks, Ind m men was out. There was how - and Mood “adding and pickettng. mu tut h an alias for assault with m Ind altogether it Ina a prime ”Imammmaquletvmâ€" “â€"M Domenic and natural. lap tor Chicago. she being “no '9‘ m of labor trouble. mmnflethatlmvnmtto d he n temper. If rd ‘1' read one. he". what I'd ‘n‘ foundâ€"namely. the grate-t. stubbornest. rioting”! we ever known. which means a ”may" m't up II men. II‘ III .1.“ many to mill-p I. n mill-id ha of net mull-c M nun-rt. do“! .0 mm. “1-: l‘veclt Into the 'muon‘n pan!“ .1 the mug «If god and «ms. “III“ on from the ml. of the MI stocky-«la M Chk‘m Into «he hells)! of publicity vi: the ‘dmni nimlr mm. '19. see I got than ten «floods dumhtothecitynllflxhtbut I "a In blame my sputtering “I the tracked up Vlflfl of the av ml nil inhaling the sewer gas t '1’). din! m an?" HM and "Reilly.” (to cool. “Who an "M I In" an I. a «nag-.33”. m an..." all amt-u. Clan- fit... an IV. and Ibo adh- blah vii nun-y II the MM chug-a the Mn at um. puma. ml Mk; I I?!” out om mm M: No no “I" d the m «at. Ind by "I. I? flit-Ho- of I Mill. no. In a _p rope I out-clad We. and gut m In (0 won." "a Ila-Id y. 1‘: ll ulna-m!” ‘l?! i l “PI. mt" «hood “lint” hum. "Wow-w em up you? flown-m. Bk Ilcthll "I m m Wat show. What u pooch- .un Io In” I. «it can I llvhg ‘mmtdlhmyhmbu . an. on (to man mm m WI m elm-u..- and mu 1 ”Don’t you never read the moon!” um I found Mm meditative” Wins out on the porch, and as b moment seemed pmpmoun I luv m «relay, “Dld you have a good an. In Chum. 'Bmer Root?" “Bully." said he. relapsing Into Um Ibaorpflou. t'd you do?" I luqulred. with “-0-! the certainty of awaiting In- [LLINGS rode in from the Juneâ€" " tlon about. dusk and am his upper in silence. He’d been out [or sixty days. and. al- fllooxia there lurked about him the Hill; at unwanted ventures. etiquette 'Mindo its mention. You see, in our cot-try that which a man gives vol~ loudly is oftiimes inmr dissected III my bulk houses or roughly W round flickering campfires. but up 91'!!ch he guards are iw violate: {Jimmy isn't exactly u last at. but in practice isn't popular not Copyright by McClure. Phuupa 1. Co. u I told the stock] ," lakefront and bennto “'m the coal dnlt ofl of my I my working In: boon hyâ€" wbn [In In and swearing We.” looking thirsty u an By REX BEACH nadthemhe “These have den". my new Mend * give me. ending with I eulogy on - ‘01!" Reagan. "no 160! of the Idle! 3 “ 'If he an alarm we curve: can 40¢.‘nndlfbemwortwem Bee! 0!». he’s the mils. he In! Let's ; go do" by the met. Hem we'll see Mm‘ So me and Murdoch like! Gown 1W“!!! street. when they keep an E qulto netting over the bar ant-m Ind up" at the stove. flhlkomurton Wluhltobed :3 “'Wow-ow.’ any: 1. giving the‘dis- has signal so that the window: rattled and reaching for my bolster. Pd ‘1' not them both. only the m amt In my "spender. [on use. not nnticlpatlng any live bird shoot. I" out It III-Ida my pants hand. under my net. (or appearances. A mun. lflhflfltflhfllfl “1 saw I ‘bnmlnz of Rome' that w" : dream and whole cloudbnrsu of shooflng stars. but I yanked Mr. En- thusiastic Stranger away from my sur- cfllsie and throwed hlm nxin the wall. In the shame Murdock smm my bal- lut. though. and steam: up the alloy with my greenblch. conveyed by his “1 toilet: through a hack room; then u I step. out the door I'm hbed by this new friend, while unlock bathe: my head with a gas pipe bmy. one of the regulation. stflke promoting kind. like they use for decaying them has into the motions ranks of labor. "We found Mm. a big meted, chm: kind of man. 'bont an cynical looking I» the face no a black In“ Ind mn at wind as a toad lab. I ex- changml drinks for principles of an dalism and doing so happvned to dis play my to". Murdock slipped away Ind made talk with a friend: then when "man had left he steers me out the hue! way Into an alley. 'SImrt cat.’ can he. ‘10 another and a better "lle cm a wonder. (bu-ab: not not In Mam-ad kept (ho-hm waning In line. autumn; bitter and Maul rum won!!- Ihmfl 1310mm fiend' and M mum: which lm. for 'KI-I‘r almanac. “no a kind of Hebrew meeting m. muo- wi to be way In” by mm.fwtkyhdtuopolhhf- filed, and manna- pt W (In no «mink- It a mud pink. Th man- got km. (on. Ian}. 'mw "so "new of lullab- in "I. I rub on :m no chunk, ‘In M~hdde. I'- m “mutanmnnodnyunfllh out-Ida h Idle and man-m with mun-I. “my' I‘d '0. On: loan!- ot elo- quence. but It didn't no. to ho ml flung. They‘d leave the beta. and rob a Inter]. W no fun a! nonunion m. Ml lb. rim wu empty Ill right. You; ho had - mdln‘ Mind of "Nu-ulna am. when. to (to not! allow-ad. “mm. It. lulu; wm slow n- ma cm! (In what! run and who“ gonna. and In with line amt-Nonc- o! mu pan, um I Infecud and! In an Want a! labor and at (dumph o! tho law. “D. O'Hara “nun I. I. IN. on. and mm. o! I int M'd w Ibo um. I!" II was It: riot-n1. emu-c “no net known The wall nil “Nut moral“: (In tulle mu called. and the my (hat [mouthed lmcbery and vulkuull mu on 0113' limo. tumor submerged undo: the mm or whim! of the Valentino 0! Fresh Win-r Plum; Ibo «II-Irma o! the 13mm: Wu" I'm! Woo-km which In! "In In everylhlns dolu; "Anyhow. the bitterness m the old man'u tuner tubes allowed ln the We of lu- answer. Ind he told '01:: If they wanted more money he'd give 'em a chance to earn ltâ€"thcy could work night: a well as day: He Inducted further that they‘d ouullt to be utlstlcd 'lfll thelr was... an they'd undoubtedly tulle! the same llnc of bunlueu In the nut world and wouldn't gut a cent for feedlot the are: neither. "0h, Gawd!" outlined Mullins plously. "l s’pose u tenspoourui ul’ baking Hula. assimilated internally around the uuvlrmunents of his appendix. Would have spared the strike and cheated me out of belug A hero. A» the poet might have said. 'lfpon such slender pegs II this our greatness hung)" "Yes. sirâ€"indigestion." Billings cun- tiuned. "Old man Budril-h of the Bad- rieln 'i‘rnnspuriutlun company has it terrible. it lands all his mim- every morning about ii o‘clock. gelling worse steady. and reaches perihelion nioug about ll. He can tell llge time of day by taste. One morning when his mouth felt like about 10:45 in calm-s u rumâ€" miitw from Firemen and Enginwm' local .\'o. 2i with u deunnld (ur mum'- wnzm. [Jr-Milling him with tin- intinm- tion llmi if he didn't ante they'd tic,- up all his imam. "Buck up." interrupted "Kink." squirming. "Are ynu plumb bug? Get together! You're cerlulnly the unvhng Kid. Ye must have same bruised your heel and gut concession of the brain." “‘I‘Iu your assistant lunch huster.‘ says he. and In the course of things he turtlu-r explained that he was I tugboat tin-hum out on a strike. giv- mg me the follerlug Information about the tieup: ‘lt all com;- up over a dose 01 dyslu-psla' "- “‘Nope.’ stun he. 'boru here.“ “‘Well. I'm a act-anther: says I. 'out Ibwrblug such hen mics of un-hltecture and free lunch uu otters along the "no. It I ulu'l keeping you up I'd be glad of your company.‘ aw in Mnmlled of Ni Eugen. Hammadmmumkll up both wan-reg!" human blotter. “You lap It up like a man: my; 1-- “llle I cownmn full gamed. Ever been welt? hie notice. " 'What'a your trouble? can he. and [told Mm. “‘1! w: had a few more like you "I but the mike: can he. Inna dungmeup. Tum-lotion“) "l wanders down the river front. hoping the fortunes of war would deliver him to me dead or alive, when the thought hit me that I'd need money. it was bound to take an- other ten nnd costs shortly after we met. and probably more. i! i paid for what i got, for I iiggered on dis- tendiug myself with satisfaction and his features with uppemuts. Then I see a sign. ‘Nonunkm Men Wantedâ€" Blg Wages: In 1 goes and stains langwidge through a wire net at the enabler. "'1 want them his wages: say. I. “‘What em! you do? “ ‘Anything to get the money.‘ ms 1. ‘Wimt does it like to quuldnto an Intuit on n labor leader? “There was a white haired man in the cage who began to sit up and gun that my breath smelled of 'em. “I 90! Mr or! a! In! and Hand any." “l m“! emu-g with [he no lie ml (mu-an dun-Clo “a can: It («It bus- a «14m! I lot! “on mutual with mt mm“! for “n- “l'ohlw! I m cm «and. no! I didn't mummy mum to ml I mud In th woman-c. whirl: In: Inger or much In I m and tumult! pun- “Your hnum'.’ an I. with amour Ina-mu. arm to": u that a "M "clan: ain't gun-um. but “(or with!" you I know Mun. and (or you. Mr. Wont-[Imam l‘rloud. n. to m loot.‘ and I an n "ma. mks-nu waned n can. and l ml- hd what I In. again-l. " 'Your humor dot-Inf! nmll Io me. Mr. Billion. 0! warn you In" the prlrllom- u! "Milo. I! out: Oh. glory. tho ’pm'llen!‘ “Al (but the «am mud. sad the loan. an: " 'lloid an (here: any: I. lawn: or an Inmlmloa- or :untkv. ‘I no: I‘ve got the [Milan on gun um um. The: beat yuu w an. Judge. I 119’! (at I not Yam can go through no and In column- !" half :00 and I'll null you can what) I got homo though. how ” ‘Lmk Iu-rr. kind Judge.’ an I, ml wluuiug and genteel. 'lhls luau 18 so good at explaining thing- away. ask hlm tn talk all this hump over my ear. I Inmly dklu’t get I hung, upon and Illullmlu mywl! on llw nul.’ “'Tluu'll do.” any: the Judge. ‘ur. Clerk. :10 and can. Chum. dmuk Ind dlwrdefly. Nut!’ "I Jumm up. ‘\'ou‘re u lkll’. [IL-elm". l was buying bonu- fur the two nf you.“ Inn 1: [mum-man mullul me. chuk- Iug ufl my rumours. Mr. Meagan leans over and wlIIs'Iu-rs w the Judzv. whllv I am clmmulnu Mung my upllw. "Sure. he know Mr. Munluck, luul known hlm for years. and he was per- h~.'l.l,v reliable mud lmlwst. As (0 his rollblm; me. It mm prulmsmruus. Inn cause lw himself was at the ullnlr end of the (May and nuw the whole thlug. just as Mr. )lurdm-k rvlzuvd ll. "Well, In the morning I told my story to the judge. plain and unâ€" varnished; than slurdook takes the stand and busts tutu song. claiming that he was coming through the alley toward Clark street when I staggon-d out back of a saloon and vomuwucul to shout at Mmf He suw l was drunk and fanned out. me shouting at him with evury jump. He had pruut'. he suit]. and he cullvd for the ”rm-slur"! of his nulnm, .\lr. lh-vgnu. Al Un- mum- :IH thr loafers and slow bums in the uiurlnmm stumped and said. ‘Hvur. lu-nr!‘ “hik- up amps this Supt» Icon of "1" huhm-s. "'Whee!‘ says I In Jay. tot he had Murdock safe by the bits. bucking conuld‘mble. " ’fitau' aside and Ie‘mme 'la-ttocute 'lm.’ any»; I. l [brewed the gun on him. and the crowd dodged it Into all the dmrwuys and windows conven- iem. [ml 1 wax so mankmlngea In the knees I stumbled over the' curb and fell down. "Nt‘ll thing bouncing uwr patrol wugun. Manymraueondlmuth'q Mud around the corner; that I hit the trall utter ’em. lettlns so a few sky shots and getting a ghost dance hull" uu' my stummk-k that had been troubling me. ' The wallop on the head made me dizzy. though. and l slammed awful. lacking out of the alley right into a pollcwmn. I knew we was all the comm-storm: In a Downs»: 030v: 33395:: ’Auu’d { “Rush street bridge Is the lust one. film! they'd mas-ed there on hath skin. Hike has on a amt-hack. Think: l. '1! we make It through here. we're bitted the «trike: and I glance: hark int the Detroit just In time to see her ,crew puma: the" mptfln into the ideal house "mp and bk‘fiflnl. The ibtrrlcade ran all kmrked to pieces and they‘d flunk“! alumna. Don‘t Hume 'em much either as it was sure death to “and out In the open under ithe rain of stuff that come from the "Then Inspiration seized me. My Ion! fix up and grappled with the crisis. for rlght under my mlt. called. luggeaflve and pleadlng. was one of the tug: heaving lines. 'bont l three- dchfln she. 1 any. a running not 1- tin and Ind divide. the cab. crouch- “Ten dollars and com? I sbfleks. lacing red. ‘Iemme crawl up then Ipiles to you.’ “i forgot all about the resiliency of bflckbata and the table manners of riots, for there. on top of a bunch of miles. en'm. masterfui and blow-d with perjuries. was ‘Oiiy' Heegnn, dir- tating the disposition of his forces. the light of victory in his shifty little eyes. "‘We’ve got one chance,’ thinks I. 'but If she strikes we're gone. They'll "ramp III sure. and an the police In Cook county won't save enough for to hold services on.’ Then I throwed n loo: at the npenlng ahead and the per; slmlsms froze In me. "'Grnb that wheel! Grab It qnlcki We'll hit the bridge? Bnl It was llko deaf and dumb talk In I holler show. while a wilder howl went up from the water front as they seen what they'd done and smelled victory. Wall. Of "muse with no steering: she commencwl to swing on. I yells: “I was «him: hnlly ml : cobblestone bounced "no the "mine mom. unkind I Minna! with my 01? knee. Then I got kind of pet-fish. “'"my. (MI- in "flux." he yak spying mo guarding the, dock on! from Ind" (be junk. 1w» arr-p I've had In years.“ And mall then sumo how- hall Mayor vhmwnl In (mm mm" um. mfi'hlng Mm In the MI with I tomam (In. that man's an W m the family of mm “We". we no Ibo nmm. urnâ€"M- od our; Marl um: «um nnglnu In Irvâ€""e dammit {tum Inn". to asphalt gunman" and "uh-m an]. all up min In (it warm mu I this" 1 «um I mlmg~ of "n «to! man Innhm out n! lbw MIMI-«mo who" I window had ham, Ms whno mm him: and III.- mmrlh h‘htnl. emlnl. Its-Mm the alt whh mmflsmn flights of (Info! Manny. "Wm we arrived (Ian-nub l Ialmd but um. plu' II Hun lh-mm‘n mw. he hadn't any «bu-mum. and IN him-nun was do. m n! a" the at [cellos "In in comm: to him. Thy‘d bum up I barricade of pol-Io meta. cult-ken map- and Mic-rm.- Imam! the clan-I Hm mflflll‘d '«m mam-what. but "m while l ‘1ch tom: l‘ulact Glenn! u hflrk Ibmch and ma um "w qmnwmun mm. and In nu an. o«. 0n. n III N- Md and menu-z "ll luukul le u‘u‘cl lune Io llunlh- It sure unumtll. but the police [mu II» A'nnul lurk JIM Iu Illa». film wasn't vlmr "tn-u. (bunch. and um huge van-med M! the null”. ll wu- Me I nigger humus u wnlmmon "w â€"â€""r mum! at! n Jlumrr of while: Uko nu nun-mun! hall-Hun“ Tali about your «nu drh'mw; may hem-0d «0'5"me ll nu (mm hm! mum-u In rlflwud luau. and we hut I" our uln- dow 5.4mm the an! rlnuvr. whflo llw minim-k looked "In a prone! rm: mmpu. " 'Smk t‘lll.' l yells. ’Ulw ‘cm all lbw ubnnuhm )‘uu'l’l' not handy. I! slu- dvn‘l van-u. we‘ll Jump lu-r.‘ and I lot: out Lllwflwr "cm-In. m that \re Wen! plowing and Immm: mwunl we draw. ' ‘5‘.- pzlsnul u lumwr In the Detroit. and l mnml (hu has lulu the tug. bluwim: Im- the “1-le nun-«l brldxu 'l'ln-u war began. I leans out the duo: jun in mm: (u we lhu muh elulrgo the hrklxv. ’i'ln- cups «ml-1M] '0": back, run.- a War well! up frum the docks and roof (up: mm was like a bud drwun, l cuuldu’t su- Ilvr mum none. though. and uld mm: llmlrlvh blowul again. Mpumallug Inlum-l! of an nub- by u Hue u! was wurdu as you'll um:- u-r uuluhlu llw mule belt. “The news got out. of course. through Iln- swrcvivs u! pnlice head- qmu‘u-rs. and “111m “1- mn up the river {or uur Imv it hmkwl like rvery striker must 0! l'iushurg had his tawny 0n the ducks to see the lmrlm-ue, accom- punk-d by annual: mbhlcstuues uud scrap iron In Imlluut u hank-ship. All we gut guhu: up was n-mrh-e. but I llggvrwl we'd new! tarmur gelling buck. “The old man arranged to have A Squad "1 (mp! ml all the bridges. and I begin aInut-lpullm: hilaritlea {or next day. “ltulqu” interrupted lulnufls here loudly with n snort of disgust. while “High-r “not" run his fingers through his Jmir lmh-re mnunulng. Martin was "sh-Mm: lmvmly. “"l'hut‘s all right. You've put the spirit luto me. and I'll seeyuu through. Can you run an engine? Good! ['1 tuke the wheel. and the min-rs '1! life. It's going to be risky work. though. You Won't Inn-k out, ell?" M. “Collins. wlmt d’yo In: If we tow the Detroit out? Her crew nu flayed with u- so far. and they“! stick now It we'll any the word. The unions are [“10ng and scrapping u'muug themnelveu. and the men want to go back to work. “’3 Juan that devil of a Reagan that hold; 'em. If they see we‘m got a my crew that“ go they'll arbitrate, and we'll kill the strike! “11mm here! We three and Mn:- play. the l-mkkeemr. Blast this Idle. Hess! I want light? “1'" take the sulue.’ says I. ‘wheu I get flu.- prk-e.’ “‘Yes. sir.’ says Culllna. ‘Bnt where‘s the tug crew. Mr. Madden? 1 ”These clippings." continued "Bitter ; Root.” fishing into his and“. "tell in { beautiful flmzom how the int seen :of 'Oily' "vegan he was hointaming j the derk of n My little mm: un- :dq‘ the ndvnonishments and feet of } 'Bitter [1001' killing: of Montana. and l they mite how the striker: tried to get i m for wrsult and couldn't and how . Ill day long from the homtnvs vns i visible 3 tnglmt mull] cruising Ihnm ;, inside the outer r-rlha. Misting the st» 1 ience with joyful blasts of victory. and they'll further state that about QItal-k she steamed up the river, tired ; and (impaled. with a bony looking 3 cowboy inhaling cigarettes on the ‘ Item hits. holding a three font knotted I rope In his lap. When a delegation nt Iatrikers met her. inquiring about one ' D. O'Hara "Penn. it say: like this." And Billings read laboriously an fol-i ; "'flm. howl You‘ll klll him.‘ my: ., be. no I hamlet] Mm alumni. ddwlng Ind cllnn. urinal". lllm out [and l and thoroughly the neck. He made inane-mp. . “Boys. Elie m-lke’l one. It. lin- ‘n In amm' " ‘Z‘He‘a not the makings of a fair flnmln.’ said the stranger. ‘All In wants Is pmmlr-e" “Then is the delegation murmured angrily be held up bl- lnnd and In the ensuing silence and: ' “Then the hmnzed and lanky mun arose with .1 smile of rare content meat. threw overboard the cigarette and. approaching the boiler room hatch. culled loudly. ‘Come out of that? and the president of the Fed- eration of Fresh Water Firemen drag- ged himself weal-fly out into the flick- eflng lights. He was black and drench- ed and streaked with invent; also he shone with the grease and oils of the engines. while the palms of his hands were covered with painful blisters from unwanted intimate contact with shovels and drnwbnrs. It was teen that he winced teal-fully m the cow- boy twirled the rope end. "l was “~an a null deal of enjoy- ment nu] Infwflmn out of him when old mn [hunk-h run hot-k oval-mom) .wlth Mood and pan Imam juice. the red In Ms I'M" halt making in lop look like our 0! those {Inn-y Inc "all drlnks you get u n ”In hmmnin. ' 'l'nr (Soul'- mkr lemma up.‘ an Ila-wan. now-Mug nlulm um! tooling umuxfly. I haul- Mm In wlm I. rowdy-‘1 ml-u mu «1 my lambs. “'l mu rnn‘l do ll. "Olly." It‘- uuh clay. \‘m'rv plumb mm; rub hymn. and pk-kemun nnd mural- uucy mutmmm I‘m mm. m clu- yon np.‘ and l nun-uh! him and" uh I '0! mm. "l «mu Mm out «It» and manners: “Thu In (Yhmnmrfl‘n mutt. "Olly.“ but I luau my pflulo I!» the Milieu”. than (n yon. ll'n low!" on N. bout. to luau-Ir,- yuu mum-am um any, but man» u» rum 0! yum- Wk- 1! be panned when "at: (d "all h'.‘ I’m- Imw nu- (’Mnum run run up hm ml of lake ilk-Mg": mm» the drnlmp- mm! vm-l mm the In. boob wummh. Run It does Mont "animal «mm I not nee wait at. I'm-Non and amt-In. fit-Hum. The" panda-mum“: tun luv-ow. but I wu- m «autumn! In ”In! mun-nu- l urn-1 mat-ml u «r noun-ed um "w ham-It hm! um Ihh-flxh the an: by a half and m- un bound (or "to Man Ind nmlllnu llkc. "! reckon the astonishment of the mob was equal to Herman's. Anyhow, I'm told that we was fawn-ed with such quimnoss (hut my valve summed four blocks. simply aching will: sums- “"l‘en 'dullxu‘a and costs,’ says [. letting him under again. '00 you kuuw who you're drinking with this time. Int-3"." Sta" “Your Chic-mm man ain't a gamy nah. He come up lame and mulrtlng sewage like u dissolule pormlse. whlle I played him mu where he‘d get the thrash of the pmlwller. mm .. _ lng.’ Ip. .lu- wits. “I'm a drowud~ "l Jetted bmk. and “Olly' 8mm did a high ("we rmm flush street that was a geometriuu juy. He nu kind of amateurish. 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