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‘ Page Tvt'o WESTERN UNITED GAS AN D ELECTRIC CO. See our circulating Tank Heaters or Automatic Gas Water Heaters STEPS, TIME. FUEL !! LENDS COMFORT AND ADDS HEALTH! FOR HEATING WATER ADDS GREATLY TO THE CONVENIENCE AND EC- ONOMY OF THE HOUSEHOLD It Saves- Agent («the Traveler's Insurance Company Life. Accidcnl and Health. Fire and 'l‘unmd» lnrumncc. Companies 1hr Btsl~ LOANS {- man was Downom Grove Steam flouting - Sewer Building Gas Fitting” W. H. BLODGETT Fred D. Heinke PLU M BING '00 years in business. Telephone 53“ Specially efficacious for Fall- ing Hair caused by flu. Come in and let us explain our treatment. IN DU SCALP EMOLIENT INDU LABORATORY is always offodivn. and we mid Iiko the oppnrtum'ty of showing you com» 0! (ham in «In ”first Book of ldras f0? Monumonts. W9 ti" also make up w tm‘ziml ska-(rims for )m i! you do not no anything rm turn for m‘onr Swim Book 854 timatm ("wished on any mm! or grave sumo. I ROUGH STONE DESIGN ARTHUR R- BEIDELMAN N‘PERV’lLH-‘n. Tailor - Cleaner - Dyer next to the root out» hole 207-" ““2:de highly perfumed huula korrhivf. Owner may hu- nmo by idomifying in this column. The orchestra :- munaim-d the high , nchool assrmbly «m Friday morning; We wish that Friday came five limcxf ‘ The spl-lling averages for the wcvk fallow: Miss Fish-r, 100 mm cent; Miss Swanson. 99.58 pm cent} Mr. FL-asley, 99.56 per cent; Miss King, 99.04 pt‘r com; Miss 'l‘mtt, 98.43 per cent; Miss Hughes, 98.02 per cont; Miss Smith 98 prr cl'ut. IN AND AROUND 3 THE HIGH SCHO0L; Non ossontiul citixon: The follow who can't bt-havo in cla“ Mrs. Walter Curtias was a visitor at the high school on Friday. The member.»~ of the m-omctry clnsx arv looking thin. Ramon: One day last week they lunchod on that sub- ject. “cantor “damn HIRSCH TELEPHONE N0. 2‘ CONVEYANCING DOWNERS GROVE REI’ORTEEDOWNERS GROVE. ILLINOIS Illinois I \‘an 05:217.: _. mndx .‘0- The guy uho capkm amiher's tor flan ‘ OI. by the way. did you cvn at l-y? What. never Man! at nyne letting (mm! hog? \ 'lly. whne w [you cmw hum? Mound hrrr rm; Inn» has mu 1;; (or inlakfzni iWhowmedthemvelvettieto a lanky Junior? on. these person! mfitMy. Whom Suggestion for Hebe'a “My: A bunch of roman-not; Donna Weaver Woodman-ac m I visitor one day hat week. Have you been (“started by the Moning thunder of G. 8': About? Pridrgom lrfow a fall. The High School now thinks so. For altho to did brat Megan-ilk. We’re Glen Ellyn's compel-ed for. The snow! Man is coming; Yes, it is quiu slow. but me; They soon will beat the first tam If they pity that w" much more. Don‘t but. for that's I pt back Ask a certain Prod: who the non mm Junior boy in. Wanted: More Junior: on lbefionor Ron next month. I n» rmmn- will were! now up noun. Why? m thy but (fit #3.an in build ball. But phy. for tit-1's the way You're giving to win the ban game With Glen Ellyn this Friday. Did m "or Mar how my I‘m-II saw the [MM box? What do you for! like M pa (in up all hope: of nut bun Ii.»- Iill, unm mm who n W. than another one and W In“! ----- oh boy! Cari Inwr I” I high Ind-col vial tor on loudly, ‘ Haw yuu ha-n'd abut 0w lvlnl' Ann any momhrr of NI» 'Tammrciul i \m-clnl‘mn nbmv‘ .I. Foolish qvesuon number 18897189 â€"-~~“DM you say that “mm was no when! .oday 2" (mu-Mum floor Muffin-dd rm‘my: Tryin. la n- plnln to Mint Hugh" why your Kr port" llmn hm't rend]. Trying In keep on!" in clau- Mlnn. Try- Ingtomuh-umflooroutda 1' hr lllllr Juniom In- all a tip [or wilb excitement. (or they *3! man xvi llw‘r flan ring». ! A little Freshman girl wax huard to mmark before the exams that sh” 'wouldn't wash hrr hair before the or- ‘dcal occurrod. so that whntovcl hadn't Q-ct soaked in wouldn't be washed all. 'Aren't the Flush the claw: ones? Mn. um! «I: n \i “or at the high whoa! om day In»! wash. i A certain Freshman admitted that he had been to Colorado V He sem- fed unwilling. however. to answer any iquehtions Vconcor'ning the mountains .which he had seen there. When pavsv sad to reply, he said. “You ace, 1 was 1anly four months old when l was there." ls pink lhv favorite color of the girls In the Sovhomon clam? Ill-bu- wu seen one day In! wwk Jauntily u‘t-unng lu-r new Eula-r bow hot. Better be (Sm-l. you know, than out o! “Anion. Did you notice that one a)! the llama-s had [00 pvr n-n! pvr‘hrl in nun-ling? 'l‘hI-rv'z; 1: Neon! for ul! lloro'n.nnothvr one ol them. One was late to class the other day. When asked for an excuse she admitted that hhl.’ haul none, and cuuldn't got any. Her only mason for not being there on time want that she had been work- ing no hard that she {orgut to come in. Instructor: "Define dusky.” Instructor: “You have given I good A certain member of the short~ hand clams, in tI-anficribing “Indepen- dent Soda Fountain Company." wrote. “Empty Soda Faunlain Company.” “mac Pic in-muctm: “Why Is lim‘u suitable for luweling‘!" Sophomore: “Because it absorb»; moisture.” Instructor: “Yv3. No good for table clothes? Sophomom: “uecause it absorbs the rump." “Yrs. Now why is it 1n aam’L, .- Repur- On Saturday evening the members and friends of the Young People’s Al- liance of the First Engelu-nl dunk. gave a pleasant {amen sow-rise on Mr. and Mr; 'E‘rll I. Mrleuuck. of North Main St. 'l’hey mtlmel quiet- ly and rushcl in upon them and than 9.11m! I pleasant evening 'n a social good fellmhi . way, with games. music and refrmhnmm 1"! mid-- bucks have been accivz and popular lenders in the Y. P. A. They move into an apartment at Diveraey and Mildrer Avenues in Chicago. to be mrer to Mr. Boldebuck'n work. It. :mm! In. Prank ans and daughter ’nre to live at tho same address. We mwhnthaleave ua,hutwe «tenths-em. Soothhem on much hum-rude fuhulhthdrmhme. Do you know the price of pickled :pnmes in Petr-01nd? No? We". mitierdowabntndokmthflif you want to see my a! your mighlnn friends or 'relatim next Thursday evening.mwmhuvetogotothe Dick-e Theatre to find them. “Putty" Arlmelde will he more too! That’s why! .07. 1‘!» next (‘ommnm'n' [magm- ”l- mme meeting will he MM on Friday. February 21st. Err-worm is rum-'3» end, my nrgrvl. tn mm! in "w nnrw of local sailors and mMicn WM haw been dischargwl to Mr. H W. TIM: ar to the [ll-porter office so that [My It! be properly mm to :10.le this welcome. societies. churches and individuals an axial to do this. Mai-ling “in m w Jung” 0“ (- rid. punch". IM Md '31:."va rnnâ€" [cream in the First E21 mar-lira! chum-I'll Wrdno‘aday nwning I?» i: to nut-‘0'! and mmlnfl Ihc‘ mum: ' y mm,- n‘lm'on arrxiw the-n .n 30- «up. My wa'y 9th at l: 1.. m. \H whn haw ”*3! him \"é‘ V‘RM ‘0 "a and hmr Bflmm Albrrt (am. who for many months "a in (In- fml "ms in Fan». in making an mum vi- sit with Ms Alder In. Writ!“ 0' .V'. I’m: lfl‘lul‘. firm. Gahk. who his Ian-n dinthavrvl. hmutl back with him "may inlay-paling and “luau. mmion which have from March-d ‘hy ml of "14- people If (N- nigh- Adnwxina in Tim thom-r 5mm: mull». Try Ill |x~ urcurwl at ”Jim! and Huluu‘d 8H. ’ And now I won! “MM tl’w ”“an “"9 ““1”" “"9 away! Vthmpy (.‘onu-sium. Because of tlw . ' "u . "mum of iu work it has ulwuw "MW” “um”: hhy ""1 may mugh: to amid pubmily; how. .er it M“ I" build " "mp!" W" m" god- mnml hulk without mom-3. Am“: "I "n.2,". _ . , ‘ It“: aim has bow: to be to Down- Sudan! ‘3 u pr ”w homo rm Grow what (In: L'nilml (‘hurium m” bummg. u (u (Duran-pk non-u-vlnriuu. cm- , " _ lml. hum-Unsung burrnu for tllv)‘ Thon- us am mnroluuu: m bring "“1“", hip. The- Commuter “or.“ on tho (la-(mud L-mn . ( lh' doc-ml fin harmony with NW “"93“ (Mi- hm" ‘0 “1“ up hn'un‘ m" "'"mbh run. and "w (‘WMY Hut-«whom. and mu” n mud" V It ha- mmialnl nun-m, unnilnriun . 4 ' ‘ , ' uni Our-pun! Wile-u. and u... TM “Wm“ ""W "n“ “I‘m '" rrnk‘u‘n of pvt-dam!» in many mum I'm" ”um" J'” n “In". of “d" Tmnm‘y and alal‘mnmy mar-4 :1! Mn; Ilcnt "ark .lhu ananlkl ll‘ ,0 ram “mun "to (in!!! of opvmlion you alwl [hr k1. (hr \‘nllm board of "m mmmfltm. "1"." "m" ”Hm“ “’jfi'mu' I TI»: :1- an "Mom a!" of «man.- Auk In. "What is ”In "mu" with un- pnond (mm 3" and bar “has 1w Thu-n- in am muroluu-m in hrtng on the rid-(mud L‘nm . 0n.- donn'l Mun lo “'1 up huh-w 1hr uu‘mbh and man a Hindi. Hinwry Imam: “V; by dul the) Min: lo build u lvnlplw wr lhv god «Iva» 0’ “7"!" H. H. "-90:11 that loud Ill-s can be mum-d ul 23ml and "aim“! fits. Kmp nway! lit-q: away! “‘v hear lhut one-of the Juniors 6.4 “inning all of the l’u-shmcm'nmnr- Mrs. 0h, ham- :1 heart. Junior! Culprit: "\‘vs, I studied it for two hours." ' P‘umihar (flu: Touche-r: "You have- n't. studied this." The Junior class is grieved Ind pained to be notified M the fact that one of thvir esteemed members is in his soy-and childhood; witness his name on UIL' Fawhman honor roll. Now. altogether! Nine rahs for bigger hngh school! How to shorten the months: Take two days to ‘he month. Hoard from the lips of a girl, too. “There’s a dead mouse. Let’s get one of the boys to take it to school." Now we are getting a line on where these fiendish plots are started. Some little Froah got lonesome for his kiltic the other day. Did you ever see a l-‘reshie try to blow up a paper bag? It just does'nt happen, for the poor inlant tries to take his breath from the air already in the bag. Junior president: rings or pins?" A masculine voice: What 3.; in [IL-he‘s pitcher Additional [call on ma 5 PERSONALS Rev. Dr. H. a'. Rmfihmfe. “Shall we get "Braceleh'." A 25 prr cm: iflt‘l‘f‘ast in the pm durtiou of hay, in onkjr to mintain and if possihlv to ifitfi‘aFl‘ (he supp'y of livn shark. i .ewmmnwnded by "1" Units! Statrs anarlvmnt of Agri- culture. The pruductiah of hay in the United Stan‘s in 1918 was only 90,000.00!) tans. as comprv-d with momma in I917. and “Lemma in 1916. mm falling at“ was duo to unfavorable 89m Ind to plow- ing up meadow lands for other craps. Run pictmvs. «mu, cuflnins. brie-mimic. lamps bedding. funmurv. silvnnrarn. slam ants. suits. hats. undrnw‘al'. furs. jewelry. swmlcn. o' anything, HAY SHOULD BE INCREASED 25 PER- CENT munâ€"hut nrv unlr We will so" Inything Sew (Mugs will In ten-1mm! n well u MILâ€"in fad awning ' u- wok-1m. Mrs. John Seller-1 and flu. Ila!- lnrvi Wlpln Mm chum of thin WMIr mph»! Sn» ind m "pry had In" your. Ind Mr. Dicks hm min wry k'mrlly the. "we mt- of In. cvrvm "on The salt- will hr bald lhv- Inst want in Frbruury. Ind anfihing you haw mu an take than at that NM or you run a" phone 21.?" and fl or you can rail 5 vi" h" talk-d for I TI»: :1- an "Mom a!" of «man.- lkm in our mhurh. but may an! whrrv- clothing. ‘ork. and moral sup- port nn' modml and (In-fly nmmvim led. Savior in Mud In "m Hi. and" wirit. the ”MI which seem in Down": Gun-c w big family. Tho Commit!" is (Inc! In haw tut-- nu fun-d lo (Mm. rand-fly of cMMrm. u this 81 "(midi-en's Var." And that filings us In th (‘cnusez- Fifty per cent of the proceeds um go- ing lo the Syrian and Annvniun m- lio! and fifty pm- eont to the l'hiluxh ‘hmpy ('ummillm- o! “In “'unmm Club. No outpluwis is m-vdml on [In- fumwr; ew-ry one wants to lu-lp (hr poor Iuflwing Amwnian. i The funny thing about all this is. ithat your White Elephant will prov» ‘10 be just what. your neighbor has [wanted for a long time, and your neighbor's White Elephant is just what you have been wanting. Your attic has a piece of Iurnflurc or something which perhaps you have hvcn storing for twenty-five yvnrs; now is the lime to dispose of it for :1 good cause. { Downers Grove is to be treated to another White Elephant. Sale. and all who remember last year’s will declare ‘it was a treat, and welcome its rc- appearance. not- one or mom and they must. be willing to give them away. 0f courw, in order to have a White Elephant Sale there must. be White Elephants. There is no one who has Stricken Syria and Armenia to Bene- fit From Sale of “Useless to You" Objects SECOND WIIHE [lfPflAM SAlf [ME IN MON"! Also. it you would stop a few uni-ales and look over their fine- ton ml tool- yn would see that the 10.20 TITAN and the 3-10 l-ll-C tract-n and the am: «truly and scientific Moll but the LII-Co‘s. hale lurk. ." m? THEM ALL! Whammhymnmtflpat (hm-gt the rich far-In; districts Olli- llfillg. ”I will Nice the the but kept hm and the most progressive lumen have tractor: Ind the nod urea-date bola “eye-Int. Upon the fm'a gin-Hen mmmumammma CM- ming year. and vi“: our rich rm. canny all our Ira-Me fur-en we are plug to fend than all «â€" we on do It. Hawkins 5: Hawkins The Implement House of Quality 11318 PAYMENTS MAY BE AR- RANGED ll" DESIRED. W m my: Ixnmmmn’mu. .3“. uuvr, mun mm: mm “mama nu I mm. as PLEAS- nn m C.\l.l. .nn nxrmm In an": PW" mums" PLAN. TAKE .‘DVAN'TAQE 05' THE 0'- I‘ORTI'NITY 1'0 SPEND .\ PLEAS- \\T llOI'R - HEARING 80“?! 0? THE WORLD'S GREATEST ART- IST 0? Ml'. (I. "Ii"! TINA \\0\IHIRFI'I. IN~ NT," ‘HZ\T \‘.Y D," "R MFR.“- |\l; AT Tl”: Houseman Drug Store Tel. ll7-W Fifty Dollars Got your figures mady showing ii detail all your income and expenle except personal expense, which is not deductible. SAVE When the law is passed and report forms am printed I willâ€" lncomeTax AUDITOR AND ACCOUNTAN'I" NOTARY PUBLIC Furnish Necessary Forms Help you nuke out report Allen! your signature File your report with collector Transmit your tux Furnish you n receipt \Vamh for this adv. L “IL-”>312! Friday. February 7, 1919 K. LTHOHN Plume 330-1 9! W. Curtisu SI.