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’Mkoad Publi§hinz Co- ,-A_._nn Kahuna: Building. 271 C Hixbnnd rm: Entered In thePoot-Office at Htsixlwd Park as neond-clmpntter.‘ Adv-rush: :3“: can known on lemm a “W M «file-- IThe “Invader" won the Cup, the final race Thursday, and as a loyal Son of St. George will' say, “Rah for the Dominion,” “Parley vous Francaise.” we read with some surprise that Rev. Mr. Randolph, .a Baptist misister in Malden. Mass., has sued the church iii that suburb for back salary. We do not re member in our- reading of the Act of the Apostles several years ago, that Paul or Peter brought suit to recover for services in Antioch or Ephesus or Corinth or Rome. But Paul was not a twen- tieth century preacher. Cal. Estill, editor of the Savan~§ nah News, announces'himself as candidtite fox; governor of his state of Ggorgia. ‘ The editor of the News-Utter is not 'a candidate to succeed John P. Altgeld, John R. Tanner; no, he has no such ambition, but he is as liable to announce himself as a candidate for some other high ofiice in the gift of. the peopler He has not quite decided what ofiéehe will soak, but, it will not be for fence veiwer or poundkeeper. An ohio clergyman his dis- covered, ’30 he chime, that the temperature oi heaven is’828de. green Fahrenheit. soon after the late Jim Fish died, some of his friends sought a communication from him and 50 secured the serâ€" vices of a Spiritualist medium. The only message they secured was this, ““pl‘ease send me my summer clothes.” If the Ohio divines theory is correct, it will be comforting to those whose friends call for mid-summer apparel. ' _ Fddly morning at High- Ind Winnem. 111.. by the One Professor Triggs, a teacher in the great University of Chicago, has been criticising the old hymns the fathers sung, andthe poems of Longfellow? as childish, etc. Why bless your little soul, Pro- fessor, the good old hymns of the fathers will be sung and the name of Longfellow will be cheiished; his poems read and appreciated generations after you are dead and forgotten and the little ripple your puerile criticisms seem to create have passed away. The University of Chicago is a great institution, but that fact does not impart greatness toevery man connected with it. " ' m Issued 50in. There are 14,,000000 Smith: in the world, according to a. mtinticisn. About half of them are at the 101m mine persuasion, and moat of tho other M11 are named John. A Guile: o: Non): Sh'ore Intellicence. TdcphcncNo. 913i!“ P‘fk' .__â€"i FRIDAY. AUGUST 16, 1901. TERMS $2.00 PEI! YEAR , 31.5.5 1F PAID IN ADVANCE (moonvonA'x-xb.) OFFICES: 211 Cent“! Avenue. Manager. The drouth news. Tuesday was 1" day but eyei'y- thing‘pas'aed of nicely, n6 disor- der of any kind; Dr. Wilbur F. Craft: of- anh- ington, D. CI, is 'tmking'a tour of all the forts and 1': litary posts of the country to useg now things go now that the cam ‘ in is gone and he finds no such; Flisorder as is so often féporte lighted with For! was here several Mr. and Mrs. A and daughter lefl ’ at Luke Koshkor u the home of my :. Capt. F. G. Sat; gan, Denver; has week calling on hi The 29th, now (inn, is the fines oflioexs and all i; Sam’smi’gbty ar The Tribune I Sergeant Emmeti‘ fine, having semi the English (Its time - with Kiwi} But if the young" the flings at. the- stay away. The Firemenfilv annual picnic Wednesday was»! a magnificent success in ever -way. The at- tendance was ve ‘ large, so they will realize from $120 to $150, iiet profit. *The ball in the evening was a fitting 'clit: 11 x for so success- ful a day. The 1;: cee in the after.- noon w re 1113 f ows: 12-year- old boys’ tannin * race, D Thorp, 10-year-old, H61 "Steele; 8- year- old, Zaehe Tetto é Marriedladi‘es‘ race, Mrs. Fiai r; 15-year- olrl‘ young gi is race Mamie Fagan.? Free- for- 131, Mr Comatock, soldier 6-year- -0“ boys, Freddi: Wileoy; young Jon 8 race. Sam >Bruwn; 10-yearmld girls, Della Flaherity; 8 ”year old girls, Grace Marphyfiat mm: race, James H. Clark, awell kuoWn hardware man from Chica :11; fireman“ a race, Harry Sweetm .111 The water fight, after 3 minutes contest, was a draw-t. ' The contract 'i 1' putting in a mile of public we: will be let Saturday night. 5; Henry Wattersol‘ his lecturing exp. r was talking about ’encel a 'night or two ago, my; a Washington corre- spondent. “The :» ever had,” he mi 3. in this city jay tha Who was the edi1 a ton Post. 'I was 1 Money and Moral u .' tlelnen,’ said- Ha ‘ pleisure in intu' ;' eclebrated editor ‘ ry Wetter-non. I on “Money and gi m the moneyg mo la.’ And th ' rials.” st introduction I “was given to me xte Frank Button. of the Washing oing to speak on ‘Ladies and gen- In, ‘1' take great wing to you the d orator, Mr. Ben- wfll speak to you He repre- 'd I represent the was a good’ joke cent? the money, i 'd I repn morals! And th was a a both ways,” said a!“ atterson to make roo v for winter stock I propose to Su’l all the balance of my Summexf'SStock Call early alg’V'i get your pick. Bayse Black,- jlflgjiséieflig FORT SH 1 RIDAN- HIGH “H hug- dried up the «g; Wis., near {v.‘Hoard. 'e- of Fort Loâ€" )een here this 2‘ aid friends. Ext Fort Sheri- body of meu, uded in Uncle :3 He ‘was de- iSberida'nr He yar 5a it in for Color His'record is E 10 years in ', part of the net in Egypt. are) don’t like ahpws, he can . B. Ho'labird )r a few. weeks OOD IN SUMMER UP-‘TO-DATE 'sfloe STORE. Central Avenue, THE SHERIDAN ROAD NEWS-LETTER. HAS A HARMLESS AUTOMOBILE A Wanhluto- In 1‘.“- on I“ n. 3. law-met. o! Wuhhlgtol. nude rather h peculiar and what might have been u: most disastrous visit to a big sewer now in course of construction in the» capital city. He recently pur- chaned a locomobne to aid him in in- vestigaflng diluent-[cations of his district. . ~ One morning. any: the Star. he went out to pay his respect. to Andrew Glee-son. at old friend of his} who I: eonstrgctlng the big sewer 'nferred to. He WI: mompnnied by his not. They soon reached the banks of the James Creek cane]. A: the road wu very narrow Ind laid to be impuuhle a 1mm further on,')lr. Werner en- deuored to efleet a beekwgrd motion on‘the port of the hornele We. end in so doing caught his e eeveinthe wrong valve, and in en intent the ve- hicle flew like u engle over the big well bordering the James Creek and end plunged the two comment: info the air. both making somerunlu. Hr. Warner came down in a channel jult large enough to hold him. which 1nd recently been dug through themnd to carry 01! surface water. The locomo- hue turned n complete somerganit and knockfid the dashbonrd, side bore and top rigging into n thousand pieces; The whole Incident oécupied only I few seconds, end when Mr. Warner re- covered from hill surprlte he. found himself under the locbmohil‘e. which ‘wap turned bottom upward. with the lug-n Discovery of a French In!- null-t W'ho Cl‘l-u Inch (or the loll-nu. eigin'eflstill in motion- and the wheell revolving at a rapid rate, while his son. who had landed on his feet. was sur- veying the situation with Longitude. vcying the A German scientist recently pointed out that snails were able to draw im- mense weights, and now I French nu- nun-t claims that there we few. it thy. enimln which have 1 higher Ip- precietion of music ‘h-n snails, up the New York Herald. ' Th1: namralist in M. 8. J o'nrdnln, nnd his view: on the subject are ex'preue'd at length in I paper whléh he ban ud- dressed to the French Biological no- dety., ' Place some mail: on n pane of glue. be up, and you will find that, as they move over it, they wlu‘mke musical sounds slmilnr lo those which 1 per- son cm produce by wetting his finger Ind then rubbing it around u glen tumbler. Complete airs. he points out, have been played on tumblers in thll way, and he expreaunthe "pinion the”. quite as gnod yesulu can ’be obtained by using snail: “mind of fingers. It la a curious fact that at least half a dozen scientist-xi are now carefully studying snails. 'The mason. according to one of them. is because then little animals are extraordinarily sympa- thetic and intelligent. Indeed.so high- ly gifted are they supposed to be that a writer di‘d not hesitate to ascribe to than a few months ago the honor of .being “the precursors of the WW telegraph system." Criminals are very expensive memâ€" bers‘of the community. They cost the people of this country about. $1,000,- 000,000 a year, 1! their increase could be prevented it would be I paying in- vestment to give each of the 250,000 mepted criminals 3 monthly pension of 8300. on the condition that they take I life vacation. A New York mman 1the other day I- reported to have died of surprise on being introduced to an unexpect- ed daughter-in-law. Her son 1nd. ed- vertlned for his bride, and the fatal “surpme and utonishment" of his mother hardly speak: well for the succeed of the advertisement. Tvyo hours after being releaned from the county jaii at Greenwood. In, an expert- aneak thief broke into the prin- I); again and stole his photograph from the rogueu’ gallery. SHOES Bead Tm: NEWS-LETTER. MUSICAL SNAILS. o- In I” 0'. a nu musk Who-J8 Bun Awni- AT COST Highland Park On IMPROVED HIGHLAND PARK REAL ESTATE in Sums of 5|, 000 and Upwnrds. â€"""A-"' A ”A All the Latest . 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