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an IQ nanny: non. “"103- on... not: Inn-u... .It isKtEemf-ad in the diplomatic serv- ice these days to read the books writ- ten by President Roosevelt. All the embassies and delegations have ob~ - tained complete sets of the works, and the diplomats are working overtime ab-. sorbing the contents. There is, of course, a reason' behind this beyond the pleasure they derive from reading the author.’ They are searching for e ' weakness to be played upon in their ofllcial intercourse with the president. Flettery is one of the most nnrixmnn - ‘vau‘ullo flattery is one of the most common tool: of dipmma‘cy. End the for 139 representativei will take mansion Jpon every opponuhity to discuss with the president portions of the books in the hope of inst-Mining themselves. ,_ -.--â€"v-. “val uncu nun. “I tell you," geld an agitated voice, “I tried four _times to awaken him end he never answered. I tell you I believe the man’s dead and we had better break in the door.” Theh came the noise of forcing a. lock, and the newspaper man realized the ajtuetion and yelled: “lfvyou come in here disturbing my. aleepâ€"-â€"you-â€"you’ll flnthhe blankest llve dead map you ever saw.” He was allowed to sleep. "WA- _ ,y ‘ this town 2- mg wms‘aflf‘i’iay turday and until late Sunday morning, and who lives scon- sslderable ‘distance from totvn, felt- too tired Sunday morning to take the long journey home and went to a prominent hotel. says the Wheeling Lntelligencor. Having a. clear con- science and good health he slept the 'deep, sound, sweet sleep that was coming to him. Along about 3 o’clock he awoke lazily and heard a conver- sation at his door which startled him. “I tell you," said an agitated voice,. “1 friend] on..- 42",, . Predict-tent ol; 3 'rlred Reporter “Who Overrun-lie.“ [e no- cnne Very Incl Allvn.‘ The state of New York has cent but 1,300,000 of her children who are now resident in other states. and he'- received from other states in their stead 534,000‘residents. Vermont ha a most remarkable record. which shows that she has children living in other states equal in number to one-half of her present populetion. The oilieisi figures ehow thet out of s notice born population 0! 65.- 843.302 there ere 13.803351 living in stetes diflerent iron: those in which they were hourâ€"1h“ is. more then one person out of five hes left the state of his birth to seek hie tot-time elsewhere. ~ if we count the 10,460,736 foreign- born residents we iind that shout One-third of the population has moved from the state or country of birth. These figures show our mo- bility ‘to be in the ratio of ten to 7..--.. VI In; one. in compared with that of rope. t we ere the greatest nation of rolling stone- on the earth. but. not- withstanding that feet. we succeed in gathering the mo.- ot men-rid , ._ -_ w. “In.” - litigator: people. At but. «oh would I» the much-ion after o and, of recent census satiation, which rovool some romrhbly inur- ufing tact: uni among them the one ‘L_A fl *- TAKEN FOR A DEAD mm. Bedlam! >R’I;OICVQI‘(I on...- ‘I'Iu Any 6 Chill.“ Paulo. t0_ b0 yum-3n: . Bonki. a! 65.~ ing in which 3 thin ' 111' ehiterh‘Tndia. and 11¢:qu I made mo“ e'xcellent use of hi, ., 'qurt'from Hit rem kgv Mt ire-My {fireâ€"m I O 1...“.._____ u . -A. _ _______ _, v-..“ scucrlll pnl‘ ’ i lanthropy, he.ia a liberal putt-011.0! ’ the arts, and no one of note who ha? b" ever visited the Indian ca ital has 3 miaSed passing through the ospltable Iv Tagore castle. in Tagore street, which r is only one of the great man’s many mansions. Tagore has on two cacao. ' ; ity about ten years ago. â€"â€"-â€"-â€"________ A Bride’s 07m". - A German paper reports a singular freak of paternal liberality in themat~ ter of wedding dowry. 0n the. be- ¢ trothal of his daughter, Herr Duchats- check had announced that he would give her as her marriage portion her 1 weight insilter currency. According- 1y. on the wedding day, the bride wai' formally weighed in the drawing-room g in thepresence of the assembled guests 1 before proceeding to church. The ; bride turning thescal'e at '140 pounds, ‘ a sack was at Once filled with silver 'erowns to the same weight. The ex- act number of crowns was 13.500. about $2,800. ' ‘i ' A. ,I-dletn ’l‘nuk. It has. been estimated tint it will require 85 men working every day Eb m 1947 to unearth them d b_,___._‘:2 Prairie Dog: In;- Doomed. The prairie dogs of Kansas at wdrih of poison for the extermina- tion 'of prairie dogs'. Two' quarts are sufficient to clear put an entire quar- ter sectiofi, and thedo'gs seem to like it, until it (causes them to stiflen end an. " ‘ 'Bnltimore Herald that in a thousand ever see: a 1 ‘ hom- ' t And thus it bapfifi: - gggoteendro Tagore, says the Lon~ 'dgn Chronicle, is unfortunately not able 'to come to London for the corona- tlon after all, but he will be repre‘senfi ed by one of his nephews. Calcutta will not be sorry. for it would sadly miss Tagore if he werq‘only out of the city for a few months. Sir Joteendro is probablyvthe wanlthleet umlndar. in“ e‘a‘tern’ India. and hefhu always made most excellent use of his riches. Apex-thorn Hie wrung-lav:- Mrfri‘f E~ .. M‘EN... » eneral phi-“ lanthropy, he.“ a liberal paroled {kn n-s.. -â€"J 7 ,7_' "wâ€"v -vw out of sorrow out. .Eenoe. when-1 guest dies under the roof of one ofthe lssdlords he uses sll .mesns possible .30 hsve the funeral services held else- A-J -â€"- --‘ v ,â€" â€"'â€"-~--u. ell-Ive mm the deed guest's_!nmily wishes hie body to be buried irom his home. For he is nearly elweye e transient (nut. end it would eeem both heertleu end irreVerent to bury him otherwise. But. if he is e reeideut guest (1 thing that happen. once or twice in o thou-end yeen). the landlord euily "rouge: with the undertaker to hold the serv- leee in th‘elntter’e parlors. mmculty in acpAiev‘ingrthay beau“ A].â€" J-â€" J Lendlords of hotel. object to {IE net-eh, lot their house. ere eminenfly phoe- of good cheer, and on that eun- ehlne of good cheer they went no shed- A! ORIENTAL CROESUS. Jotoendro Tagore. 3 Iain!- In Brltlll lI‘Ifiâ€"Pl!l Riche- " to'Good Ule. mom Imam. - lung-cat. 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