The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

HIGH SCHOOL NEWS m..â€" IDITID BY STUDENTS OF THE HIGH SCHOOL. The membera of the French and German clasaea are carrying on correspondence with students in France and Germany. Some of the letters roceived are very amusing. One received by Mia: Clark is printed below: Enrun'r. d 8 Febr. 1904. I! am Eunnu: I thank you .cordial to your letter and your post card, . upon which I had (me) to. make glad me very much. With sllmy heart I m prepared to answered your questions. We sre in our elm Wedn’esdsy, moan, and Sutur- dsy iveihsve schoolhom‘ e' ht to one, and Tueedex and « ids, from ' t to aims in the mem- ing, an from two to four‘in the afternoon; this is in winter. In summer we have from seven to twelve in the morning, and Tues-t day and Friday from seven to eleven in the morning, and Tues- day from two to four in the after- noon. In the week we have four English lessons and then we have yet German, literature. history, calculate, a frenche and geogra- phy; I and my sister have to walk forty minutes in the school. This spring I play lawn-tennis; we have a lawn tennis place in our meadow, very fine. In the sum- mer we play in the school feebball and chase-ball and in the winter we make tools, as circles. I had yet five brothers and three sisters. We are in our fam- ily eleven persons. Dogs have 'e two, a hunting dog and n fe- m|_le badger. ‘ In the next letter I shall you send my extra picture myself; 1 hope that you me send your pho- tography yourself in the next let- ter. I collect postal cards. What is monogrnms? A generator Fabrlk is a great house in which generators will be make, which served for working of steam en- gine. My father and my uncle are poasessor of these one. Our Eduardo-Chief. Ann Eunu, ' Antonino Editing Em: Bun, ’04. Anni-tum. Joan Emma“, '0‘. mum Bust, '06 Bonn Lon, ’05. Jo! Hunt, 06. films Conn, 05.. VOL. 1. whooLhnm in onset , in the year 1900-1902. It in u very 6n'e. great house with fun. lug. clan. I an) new in the am dun; our English teacher is Mr. Hoflmn. If you like it, I shall your send tavern! 1130 it. 1 In!" our :1 Mn! cards 9! rfnrt. ' Erhrt htbe greatest town 01 Thnringen; it in very fine. Prep within of the convert an m leo- ing the done with t 0 “Bend- cetbednl” and the hot plwe at Erfnrt“tbe NedfiWilhelm- place.” On this were standing her, much house. first. but in the Revolution of the year 1848 were all the houses burning; end no is this remained an empty place, on which every Wednesday and Set- nrday will be entered Marat. Have you seen eomethhlg of the great fire from the Iroquois Teather in Chicago? Pray, write me nomething of this. Now I will beginning to write German. FOH-TOOLERY The other day a smagt person came up to cm" desk and sprang two venerable jekes-jokee which are in their second childhood. “Say," said the bfilliant person heretotmufemd to. :‘djd you hm abunt the dad! and dumb man?” _ g . “No," we replied, not suspect- ing anything. “Well, he took a. wheel and spoke." Before we could defend our selves he went on. “Have you heard about the blind man? Well, he took a hammer and saw.” We did not say anything-we are so slew sometimes in repartee‘ that we could kick ourselves all over the gym, but not this. time gentle reader . The only reason that I did not astonish the_scin- tillating personspoken of in the beginning of this article, by some brilliant and original replies, was thai we did not want to waste out .wit on one inaignificant human being. We wanted to save it for] the world, so we have published ;ont gem: of thought and wisdom {in this colonial and magnificent |publication Though we are very modeat we think theae are every :bit as good as ihe above. Here jthey are: ,- Have you heard about the grout reform? Mâ€" Vâ€"- took a brace! And have you heard abbot the" great robbery? Why, somebody stole the ahooquer'l owl. HIGHLAND PARK. ILL. APRIL 23, 1904. Yes, and shout Lottie Râ€"‘n‘ presence of mind? Lottie Ill coming to school with the out and buy mm. The mafidonly shied at the spur of gull on the school lawn and than. the coach- m out, but instead of jumping 1from the out mi lining u rou- wty. Lottie just made a screw drive! n: at noon»; In». Did you how a buzz-aw! No, I never ID“ on. I m did you know thfl a buzz- uw aw? Oh. I undemono. You mun cu: you no. eh» buzz out now. No. I don’t. How can you use something now? Look at it. (Curtain) M. B. Henry Bell visited in anitiia Tuesday. The new practice field .is now' ready. The only fault with it is thug itis so far away. gui’ne'resulted in a score of 20 to 8 in our favor. This was the first game of the canon and the result shows well-for Our team. , Wednesday afternoon the boys plsyed'a game of baééball with .V ONLY A DREAM. We had just pulled out of the Qtion of a little Mexican town and I was absorbed in reading: “How to Make Home Happy," when some one stopped in front. of my seat and said: “I beg your ‘pardon, but aren’t yen; Helen EMoole 1’” Looking up I saw before me a‘ tall, dark-haired young man who, to an great eurpaise, proved to be Leslie McPhee. “Why, Willie in now Justice of the Paige at Ruviniu. He thought “Why Leslie,” I exclaimed, “How do you happen ho be" 111 this part of the oountty f" ,“I have often wondered what Lbecame of on: class of 1905. [Where in your Uncle Willie?” Oh, I llamaf delivgring an air ship I m to order for Pm- ident Diaz.” "‘I thought you were in the auto bouillon,” I-romarked. “No. since they sell for 825.00 it doesn’t pay me to bother with them,” he replied. Beware of spring fever! so much of tint pm of the coun- try (but he had rather rennin there than go my phco eke," too; ‘ plied Leciio. “Dan Robb :- now Hayor o! Highwood, ” he continued, “at! John le’l‘afly has invcnhd a ‘ patent lofthanded monkey imnch and in making pile. of money." “Do you ever hear I: trade Subs) 7” gated he. “Yes, Gertrude in now gymna- aium imtructor at the Half Do, Select Bonding School for young Indies.".romarked I “What has become of Eddie Bones?” . ‘ ,Eddio Bo'ueu is mistant I0- ciety editor of the Sh~endan Road News- Letter. my office the other day. He is now infigg plm‘gbf ’tho I'Iw Y.’ '1‘. “I was quite surprised to see MarillaFairy a few months ago. She called on me' She was on her way to the Philippines with her" husband. Captain Doolittle," “OliVer 15¢th dimmed into 0 club house." “You remember Anna MI] Tyler? Well. she married Mr. Walker.” "I new in the papef not 10:13 ago that Myrtle Win‘bnrn is_ 31113- ing _ixL1_ 31'an gpera ingew York." __ _.-. _'-_ “What 13 Jessie Krona (10th do you know? " . “Yes,Jeseie has just returned from Europe where she has been exhibiting some of her Wet-ks of art.|' Europe and Egypt.” "A Gertrude Blomenfield con. ducts a large greenhouse in San Francisco, and on inquiry I found her to be the name girl that used vogo‘to De‘erfiel‘d.‘n “You don’t say." . _ “Eddie-Goldbug is «head of a large chemical firm in London,” tepiied Leslie, “wand Bobt Schlitz is traveling for pleasure through Enrppe‘and Egygq.” “Edward Sell 13 raising water buffaloes in the Philip: int-I40 im- port to the Evanston If Club. " “You don't an I do hope some day to visit gighland Park. It must ’ be very diflerent from what it man in Hiya old days.” "Yes, _it is. I understand the school is much larger and have an immense athletic fie] .” Our conversation m bore in- corrupted by a familicr voice 0.1!- in “Helen. wake up, it'u after ha f past seven. 3.3. C. N0. 28