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Twelve pounds in weight.’ “ ‘When was it born ?’_ said I. “This morning,’ answered Tom. “‘13 it a boy or girl?’ “‘00 you know, sir,’ he said, ‘I for- got in me excitement, to find out whether I was a grandfather ‘or a grand- mother 1' " ‘ ‘ IWHERE EXCHANGE IS ROBBERY. “ Yes, ma’am.” “Do vou war a amber-bag around “ You say you g'ot rid of that boomer-1 feit quarter 1 gave you, Sam?" “I certainly did, boss." “ But don't you know it was Wren: to pm i; ?" ‘ " “I didn’t 'uctly posh k, boss; you see I ma plain’ 'round dc plate in church Ias’ Sunday, an’ I jist exchamd it!-” All of these.” HIGHLAND PARK NEWS-LETTER yoil had your vermifiorm ap- It is to“ of Mr. Choatc, the Amer-1 km Ambassador, tlnt he was very Withstand in a young man who, hithoudlhhndinhimthemkingot no exeenatt lawyer. Hr. Chute was himself practicing in New York at the time. and hoped to take the young man into his (flee. But the verve": chip would hue none of it. He believed Qnexgiflfioaofhiswork. aodihen the diuinguished burism nude 3 In: appeal to him the artist said: am hr had but mediocre talent for mind“ He invited Hr. Chou: to "'No, up. Chute. thank you! No kw for me. I m wedded to my art and to my art alone!” “Humph!” exclaimed Mr. Choatc. looking around at the sad ind hopeless emu-es. “Don’t let that discounze you in the leastâ€"you have ample TELEPHONE '57- I'. 0.5051" grounds for divorce !” “mm be a powerful machine," said __ a native of the north of Scotland to a , motorist the other day. 8 “6 “Yes, it's a splendid car," replied the owner proudly. . . “I suppose a car like that will be nearly a hundred horse-power?" sug- gested the countryman. “No, ho,” laughingly replied the mo 3====h1h==== torist, “it is only ten-horse; a hundred horse-power would be much larger." , mg! m “I wasn’t guessing by site," explained the Vl-iighlartder, “I was going by the ‘ ALL E smell THE FOUR K‘s. 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