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I." Witt-uh. Bu.- Corbett. u. the Puc- byu-rhn m ta. My evening at 0 o’clock. He will Mm on Gluing. Dr. Corbett In one o! “to “mummuwdlumdmm Ibioeulee ”living. It in aid tint Me very ep- peu-nce end wee ere inn-pitta: end his nee- age In “at!!!" wonderful. plnlp. positive, pow- erlul pone-eke. He he: been e foremost Ink-low er,- in Chla- lor over 40 years. Hie experience end nee:- there are thrilling. When In Wuh- ilfloe e few week: ego the President received Dr. Carbon with greet enthndun and eordlelity. “You know thnt do; 0! nine?" aid Chief Clerk [red Bill of the Ooddentnl, referring to the hit- torie nninnl. which in known I. the “31000 dog,” heennne it. hn ten breeds in it. eneh 0! which in worth 8100. "Well, air. the! dog in eerteinly the emu-test. unine living. You know he'e n genie dog and one o! the finest. pointer: you ever saw. Why jut to “luau-nu; I bed the dog behind thereonnter heron few dnys ego nnd n nun came up to retin- ter. Just to noon no he gotnenr the counter! IIW Chm-lea Edw‘udâ€"uut'a the .dorâ€"go fight. to polnting. I couldn’t nnderqtsnd it {or . minute, but jut unoon u I read the man‘s nune I saw at! wonderful Intelligence of that dog. The M‘ tor’ wu Chm-lea E. ngyle. of Santa Eon. Why, do you know “at. one: that tune dog"â€" But the crowd Ind lillontly melted away from the counter 3nd tho rat 0! Hill's remarks wer un- houd.â€"â€"San Francisco Chroniclé. Want Your Leg Broken? Recently 0. Chicago pale-tam fell on the icy eidewelk and broke his lower limb. Terflble loci- dcnt. Great excitement. All reader: of this notice ehould get a Chicago Telephone and evotd walking. Phone to friends in Chic-'30 or nearby towns end shun danger. Letter'to Mr. Benjamin 'Frcberg ernum Pun, ILL. ‘ Deu- Sinâ€"We mange :0 get some fun out. of paint. J. K. Kohlmgyer, Grove City, Pui, putoin Devoe. Along came a salesman of somebody eloe’s ptim. before our: had got there. Baleomn aid ours vino shorhneaaure. Kohlmeyer weakened. hung-fire and flipped; stopped ours and tookhis. It wu our tin-n now. We emptied our can into his und his'into ours. The shortnmeagnre was his, not ours; and we kgpt our man. And, Ever lincé (hen, that. paint-mnufucturer gives full-manure; his paint is not pure. but his gallon contains four quarts. Go by the nume; and the name to go by is Devoe lad-Ind-zlne. Crime in nmptgt in 01:16:30. Thugs will coon be driven out. Protect your home with etelephone When husband is shunt the wife bu inetent oom- munieetion with the police. A few cents per dey peya for the service. Chicogo Telephone Com- F. W chvoa a, Co fees. as he does not New York and Chicago. mistakes 01 0th.“- P. 8 D. C. Purdy Son tell our paint. Tho lecture will be 1m and the pub in hunt- QW WU"?! ‘ wuss rwyny w...” “.7“. prim”. d, , AuwlhtIm (on inmbflfi’. lino an“ out. 0! Ever A Fight Off The Crooks Valuable Yours truly. HIGHLAND PARK'NEWS-LE’I'I’EI ‘ Cunt] Philaophy “H“ b.1m". _ Vt . r. “phuuuliMIho tot-um > Witter“! tot-$3.. 5 ’ A an shay: mucous-u lam hind! no ' “no to nuke my‘hlng e‘ a. 1mm» buod upon friendship thmtanl both; : friend-hip buod upon bull..- Immhenl Mk. . .33 oat 0:3 a 32!... noon 31. 33 in; fact 2.3 .333 go 5:8: 23 23! a! :8 an! in. ’Jt rum in: duels. I! trouble-dd". you w drink. drink lads you to more trouble. and than It's 3 good dad enter to pro: for men's non]: thul to pour bola: Into their mumâ€"um to lun- uou tho: it out: less. The supreme court. hu not. yet decided which in tho water momâ€"he who to not this town his own wattle-I. or he who hu no 131th in him". The mkllionu-e who ha «tight up with tartan. by turning slurp corner: is much poorer than the bsnkrnpt who tolled doing his honest but. , Policy-holders ore uppalled at the colossal ln- surance (roads. Fudng-thn. death chim- will not be psid they ore securing telephone: to prolong life. The {annulment brings may nnd sociability to the home. A tow cents pen day pays for it. Chicago Telephone Oompuly. ‘ D. A. nouns. cum. An exchange Jays that an editor (name un~ known) annexed to ende the watchful eye of St. Peter end ellpped inside the peerly getee of Heaven. Whenhe wee discovered there wee great commotion, and diligent 'mrch was made {or e lawyer to commence ejeetment proceedings. But ulna! not. one could be found in all Heaven, and the lucky editor was allowed to. remain. Frankly, we do not believe this story, but some of our readers may. An old ladv who, with her husband, had spent the winter in Jupan, was asked by one of her friends if she had hand an earthquake while “Yes, I heard one,” she unswemd, “and niher anjoyed it, for it was the first. thing that happened since John and I were married thnt he did not think I wn to blame for. " A Ksnm minister refuse: to accept Inn-rings fees. as he does not think it right to profit. by the Don’t Think Hei‘ 1Equal to It IIIBIILAIII PARK STATE IAIK “Saving and Checking Account: salute!" r. w. cusume. President Infamous Graft Schumacllcr'a Plum 2581 St. John Anna. W puk. mini. Ofiiqe open from 7cm. to 6:30 p. m. _ Ofice open from 9 n. In. to to a. In. San- da . ' ‘ , {hi1 trains arrive and depart I! fellows: South Bound. North Bound. Rec’d and dilpttcbed Rec’d Ind dispctched 9. a. In, 7:50 9. m. ‘ 12:5 p. n. 9:33 a. :n. 3:17 p. m. 3341 p. m. Fred. W. Schumachcr. Druggist Cut flovm's, Bulbs and Bed- ding Plants of all kinds Perr'eniaI Plants and Shrubs IMLPII J. 'SOU THE]? TON non/37¢ LINDSOIPE Glflaflffl Phone 1231 ' lamina Road Highland Park, III. m a dist contain no nave-Judd“ Ana. It in Manly haul... 5" 'C’Mo. “a mtti-c ’00 m but“ try it. . 6:54 a. m. ‘ Sunday mil is received In 7:31 a. In. 1nd dlsxutcbed at 5:43 p. m. ll mails clone Jo minutes hefprc the dc- pnnure of mint. United SW68 Postomce 6:50 . m. ‘Rece ved For Sale Have AI‘icad’achoz'.’ fllnhland Park. Illinois sABANA A. W. FLETCHER. P. M Table Water Ask Your 6m luau a Lyn-mm. Being naturally 'nboo- lately pure and clear” crystal it ”is the ideal SPRING WATER 5:36 p. In.