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mewa'm Mm“ Sheridan Road Publishing Company RALPH 1. Lu, W thucripdonPricesl.50an. 5 Cam in Copy There in die advantage of einging before u cultured audience weekly instead ot'th or three times; year an is the use with singing clubs or oretorio societies. With thepoeeeaioa of an ex- ceptional voice there in the “estimable eduntlge of an opportunity of being heed in solo work. There is elsewhere in this issue sn udvertise- men! for tenors end buses for Trinity Choir. We would drew the “mention of our renders to the fact thst there are many greet sdvsnisles to be deriw cd from membership in s mgs‘icsl orgsniution such on this. one the; is doing the very highest clue of choral music. comprising work by the (reel, mosters such ss Ps'estrins, Beck, Bendel. fleydn. Maul-t. Schubert. Mendelssohn, Brahms ud Dvor- slr, in addition to standard composition by the heel. writers of the English school so Goes. 8mm. Bulli- vsn. Steiner, Elgsr and such contemporery comp- osers ss Dudley Beck, Hon-sud Parker sud Arthur Foole. There it tlao the very great. “vantage of workj ing under a director such' as Mr. Sumuor, of whom Mr. Chi-em Dickinson, the organist and choirmutotof 8;; June." Church, Chicago, Din-ct- or of the Musical Art tociety, Chicago, and tho Aurora Musical Club says in I recent. letter: "he is an unusmlly capoblo choimutex Ind orgtniat; scoure- 1 beautiful quality of tone, prompt attack, and most. excellent results in every way for achoir.’ ' Mr. Rudyard Kipling dined on one occasion with a part.) that included mural other well known writersâ€"a fair proportion of men and won: en who knew something about literature, nnd a large number. who know little and made up for their lack of knowledge with pretense. Several of the last described kind started a useless discon- s‘ion concerning spellings, pronunciations, etc., and one, firing his remark all-night. at Kipling said: “I find that ‘sugar’ and ‘snmach‘ fore the only words beginning with ‘su‘ that are pronounced in though beginning with ‘shf.” Bored though he was, Kipling’s politeness did not desert. him, and, assuming an expression of in- terest although hiheyes twinklod behind his gloss es, he asked: "Are you sure?‘â€"Chums. ' No home is complete without an extension tele- phone npatai'ra in the bed-chhmber. By doy it me: many trips up and down'stnirn to answer the coll; by night it allows you to coll central without loving the room. It la a staunch protoctor, n {roll as a. comfort, for the home. The cost is but fifty canto per month. For your own, for your funny- comfort and ufety you ought not to delay order- ing. Telephone to the manger for information. Chioogo Telephone Compony. Macmmmmumlu.,u “chum. SATURDAY SEWEM'BKJQ'I. I006 Trinity Church Choir Your \Comfort. Scounfilvey , _ ‘ i ‘V‘ o. mam, mung a 18 b‘glo-‘I: Iflu In, Scan and Ir. flow than they won nu» dad n. theta-I o! th~_brldeo’ “thon‘lr. Alex Scott. The bride- gown vs. a and nfimtive on. mutant whiu kahlaf linen and trim-Md with 1.64:. She whumnded by Ila Innis Keane, of BINDI- wood .3 mid of honor tad Mr. Willi-In Kenney o! the an. pine. and u but min for Mr. llvey. Rev f. QM” Mon-III th- mun-beeper:- uony. II at In. 15mg took . wedding jour- no, to was.“ \Vlncomin. They will make tholr homo lh Douglas. trim. I: know Mind by . {amon- boudon play-id“. flat the to. chum bu taken me plan 01 the napkins nun with may women of the “nun net.” in Englnnd., The result he mmmrlned thus: “I We,ntlenn.ndonen women on by hand. at der tnnunent (or the Inn c‘gnrette hub". Once let n women begin to enluute n taste lor Bonehon nnd Hynon ctmlm end nine in doomed. Sanchon end Hymn he simply A blend of blnck and green to“. The taste in by no means disagreeable. but the nfter-efleete ere that. ‘une'e bend ewinu‘, there in e deeln to clutch nt thing» to prevent Inning, 3 dated condition. semi-stupor. Ind men visions of en extnvngnnt nature." Mnny physicians of the West. End of London are neriously considering the ndvieihimy of prep"- ing a. petition to the Home of Common: recom- mending the introduolion o' 3 bill providing hoovy pennhiee for those of the Bond Street ten houses which retail these cigarette. to their. «emu. It. is in these places that. the largest number of clients is to be found. . Within the lost. two weeks. upwind of twenty women hove been taken to the private annual-inm- entering from the em: of tee cignrettee. - A German engineer. Mr. Baldereuer, of Bell- burg. has proposed a method 0! using balloons for rollers: purposes, which is, now being tested‘ A stationary bulloon is fixed ho I slide running along a single steel rail. This roll is carried up the sine ' of a’ steep mountein, which ordlnery railroads could not ssceud, except by means of heavy inclines, filth vest earthworks sud tunnels; The belloou it, moored by a. steel csble to the tell, at- 5 height“ of about 35 feet, above the ground The. conductor: on: cause the balloon lo tseend or descend at will. The lifting power is furnished by hydmgen 33's, and the descent is caused by water pressure poured into a large tank at. the upper end of the road. This is not. so new as may be supposed. A similar method was described in' these columns were ego. Smell ‘ Icum They’a ’Nd p Rule 9.31 Sheâ€"“Father consents to our marriage. but by wishes us to wait four yen-s. 0, 011-10, don‘ t look like thlt. you win still be young at that. time!" , lie-- ‘M y treasure, l was not. thinking of myself! ' - ‘ â€"-Il Motto per Ridete. Young girl: resemble old clocks because they alwaryl go ahead. Fuhionublo girls resemble church clocks beans. every one looks at them and no one takes them. Pretty, foolish girls resemble clock: with ghimu because It at» they are unusing end then “We. Rich girls resemble gold weyches because u soon as one ms them one demtndn their value. Tullntive women resemble alum clocks bean-e tiny brain the eu- drum. Domntlc women reeemble eight dey clock- beeeuee “though elow one on depend upon them. a ~â€"Il Motto per Bide“. Women are Like Clocks fed Cigarettes AltoncheopnlliI-cuto ’ g I drum 1 M MM.“ ”3‘ , Worth millions it Info! cub; Hugo dismond- glitter on the wall: When proclou junk lash; A strung" «nuts to buy the place. I “In hi0 ole: up moo-â€" Conmnl a fortune grand. 14:“! s end I'm: ntolld hoe: Behold. it Is the qflber mâ€" lput mdonmou :hm. They say he cannot Win; Like "ginning round ‘53 muddy courts: 1 Intel: him swiflly up“: A moan-d if ho hag-p. the put! Bum!!! ly hon- hn won a. neoâ€" The cum I. polar. and I hold ' Three mo- in my land: The jukppt. brimming full of gold. A girl with eyes 01: haven't; blue Looks tenderly in mine. Ting world seems made for just in "to. The‘pleaaure is divine. I hold her fast' n: my embrace I stoop taking her lbw}, lace-â€" Small wonder that when tartan. pk” an inch survey tricks I cum the chpnp alum‘cloek um wukequ me at nix. They’ a lots uv kids what’s sb‘gger' n 1: Na 13’ raps they'n lots what. I can t. do, But they sin’ t nuthin I won’t. try If June’s cow’d get mad sum day, ’Nd hook at token ’nd holler "Moo!" I’d grab a stick ’1»! drive her 'way a, Frum U. I! we «1 get. ahiprect o! oumwhm, ’Nd cunnybulln shad mu us two, I wuddent let. um hurt. a hare *3 UV U. I! even pirate cum sum nite To rob yore token ’nd kill um. too, It I wuz thsre, U bet I‘d‘fite ’1“ if ”nun; the thing. I’d try, "v -. I‘d tukle nun l cuddent do, It. wuddont be no bud to die ’ Fer U. Henry Le'e Bhippei, in Winon’m Clock Clock Clock Itrikes Strike: Fer U For U. Six! Six! New York Timel. "I