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AT "Does it. Indeed. mean anything to the civic life of Chicago. thn this club inspired the first. juvenile court. in the world. nod Innudly provide. kn thousand dollar. “5qu its support? Thu-t it unwanted the first jsil school for bop. nnlquo sq the only one in the count". Thu. it colleotod tony thousand dollars for the Glenwood School. on lhdnstrhl {outstation for poor boys? » Thu it Ital-led the vacation school- ond ruined our thirty The enterminable question. "Whut doéa the Woman's Club ‘do. nnywav?" seems *o be answered by Berth Dumaris Knobe, who tells t ntory of roully wonderful achievement in the Womin'c Home Companion for March.‘ Speuking of the Cb‘mgo Woman's Club, she “ya: The Sin of the When he hitted his thumb one day, Eu 1 know what it was, because I heard, En it’s mmethin’ I dassant suv! ~Edmund Vaxice Cooke in Woman‘s I Cumpauion for March. En the coppentén man said a. wicked word _ 7 V -7-..“ ...... v. nu “III. II. (III! En he-iqninted the other sido twice. , _ 3.” ‘29“99? MAMMWM. ' "Club. the coppen'ur mn'l real nice; ' - But, the coppenter man sud a. wicked word, When he hitned his ‘humb that dny; He aid it. out loud. too, ’cnnse I heard. En it’s mine‘hin’ I dissent say. In the coopenter man aid it wasn'tdud. When you hitted your thumb, kenpat! En there’d be no coppenter men to be had, 1 ‘1! it wasn’t for words like that. En if there wun't no coppenter men, ,We'd n” have to live in the barn. 'Cause there Wouldn't. be lny houses, en than Then what would we doâ€"by darn! Th: coppeater mu said a wicked won]. When he himd his thumb one dey. Eu 1 know whet it. was. become I baud. En it's oomethin' l doe-out my. Be [faked us a home with room inside It. Eu the room- in full 0! floors; It's mv pegn'e~ home. on when he buyod fit. 1!. we: nothing but. jut. outdoors. In they pleated none: In t hole for need... Eh thet‘l how the houee begun. ' But I bet the none- would hue jut. grown weede. Except for the eoppenter mm. Eu the oappenter man took I. bond en slid. He'd skin 1'. en nuke some cu'rle. En I hung 'em onfio II, an en hood. En they mule me look like git-la. In he nqulmed dong one side. he aid. he did. Volume Making Good InA‘Club. Work 'oppenter Woman‘s Home HIGHLAND PARK, ILLINOIS, MARCH Tilt it s. unlquo colleétod ‘ School, “In the mstter of spending money on the rai- ment. perhaps Miss Gulls Morosini,'dsug'hter of G. P. Morosini, bsnker. and former partner of Jay Gould is samittedly the most extruvsgsnt of mil~ lionsi‘resses,” says Anna. S. Richardson in Women's Home Companion for March. “She confesses that she spends two hundred thousand dollars syenr on clothes alone. and her interest in life is divided between her horses and the gow 5‘ that mstch her turnout. Miss Morosini's town are genersl- ly the sensstion of the snnual [for Show st Madison Squsre Garden. and a dell study (or slghtseers slong New York‘s million-dol r speed- wn'y. Ewry govrn and but she done is built to har- monize wih either ‘vehicle or harness. she Wears s princess frock of tsn-colored satin chiffon. For snother pigskin harness, with blue satin rosette sud gold mountings. on chestnut horses, she wesrs spsle blue rough silk trimmed with Irish lace. Recently she decide! thst she" wished to Wesr roy- sl blue. so she sent to London for matching hsr- ness to be used when the drives Wilh her famous threeshrssst tssm. The roysLblIs hsrness is of the finest kldslrin dyed to taste]: the hrosdcloth of "These brillinm. mgolngic achievementsâ€"3nd moreâ€"nuke Ihe name bf the Chicago Woman’s Club a, synonym for ‘civic consciousneu.” ' thé‘ Uifvehiti of éhicngo? Tbnt‘ it. provide. an en- dowment {und of fifteen hundred dollars for schol- u-ships for young women students at the Art; In- stitute? Tint it keeps ‘open door” every Sunday afternoon during the winter for nhopgirll? That. it. mnnngn n lodging house where destitute wo- men may secure shelter to? ten cents. or its equiv- nlent in work? Thatduring the ‘emergency‘ win- ter of l893 it gave out twenty thousand dollars in wages to out-of-work women? "Thu l. foundedâ€"to epeel: pertlcnlarly o! wo- men nnd childrenâ€"the don n-town ofllee where le- [nl rlghu of poor women and thelr little onbnre defended free of charge? Thu; it eollecle newly ton thou-and dollen nnnnnlly whereth to buy new clothing for needy echool children? The: through its agitation wu built the two-hundred- and‘flhy-thounnd-dollar Children's Hospital? Th“ it. Itnrled the stations for distribution of sterilized milk for the bnblee in the poorer dielrlcu? Thu. it decanted fifty public school: with works of nrt costing oier ten thousand dollnrn? Thu it upon- eorea the movement. for ruining two hundred ALiA” ‘ - .- _ thousand dollars towsni oxpenm? Thu it org.- nilod eighty-nix ‘clcn‘uing-up‘ centers throughout the city? - That it. nuppoits I. ‘nocinl worker' to on- mnce community lift, with a public t-hool :- Gunter? Thu through it. lobbying u the Bat. capitol tho laws relating to child labor; compul- nory dilution, civil service and age of consent were plan) on the nu». books? Thu. It uplm (or u endowed th'utcr for the pvt-caution of clinic pig’s? ”0‘“ Spending Money“ yours million-damn speed- hat she dons is built. to har- che or harness. she Wears t -colored satin chiffon. For - '*‘â€"'v with large, high-clnuhircuhuon. lml nine-ent- htive to look mer renewuln .nd incl-cue nub-crip- fion list. in Highlund Park sud vicinity, on unl- u-y basis. with : continuing inure-t from you to yen- iu the basins. embed. Impurities denir nble. but not cat-onus]. Good opportunity ldr an right person. Adding. Publiuhor. box 00. Chum: that mvxaently the preacher knew his congl- sgttion. for instead of being non'pluued by the‘flmut Aleck. he 'said:', ”On ’wuy, you gngraphy studin’ nigger! Noah he dun invented dem thingahisself, ’cuuse he needed dem in his business. ’Coum, he forgot to put’m in de ark in his hurry to get. in it hiss: lf nut at de rain, am' dev was lost in de flood. Maccahmi he dun fo:nd de telemph on do AI- phineb; Mr. Edenseed found de teléphone on do Mount of oarnges. while Mr. Rocke'yfellow he dun found coal oil ulmost eh'er sort oh a pine whareb- er anybody dun hab any money to pay for i}..â€" Motor Print. _ Right at this point one of mm men, upon "whom a niiatnken ph thrown away a thousand dollsr ed n't stand the preacher-‘3 juggin‘z longer and broke out with: “Mr. telephone and telegraph and gas and all unknown in those dayl.” Evidently the preacher kl'mw for instead of being non‘plnue Alevk. he 'said:', ”On ’wny, you nigger! Noah he dun invented d “An’ Noah he dun wuked himself almost to def building an uk boat. but finally he dun got. it. finished. How did the Lawn! know the job was dun? Nmth dun telephoned do Lawd he'd high- ed, and the Lawd he telegrtphed right back to Mr. Noah. 'Get all yet peepul an’ Inimnles an’ birds 9b dc air in yer ark, ’muse' de flood um noiv goin' to begin. An’ above everything, Noll). dosh {er- git the gasoline.” - 9. ‘ 9°7 In these (by: of coon nong- eud coon every- thing else. per-hope I my be perdoned if I tell you I. little story wherein the colored gentlemn' Butt-I Me In, into the motor boat gene. The scene in ldd in elittle negro Baptiet church out in Mil. eonri. juet below St. Loule. The spell oflthe amt. river neer by bed not. been lost upon the preacher. nor bed the {not that many of thou ee- eenbled to hem- him discourse were ebuty- t people bungee WWW 'flie " u lows: her gown. Her Met-we: of ox-blood rod. tnd whun Ila lorodni we." In a For etch of the-o gown. Oh. ha numbing Inn and thou. nun, of the hut dyed to .order, but with every lumen she no. line. of whflo English â€"-L -‘j AI -â€"--V was- web. and Ibo wean only whifi suede gloves In ol- bow length" the WAxrnn:--By a prominent. monthly text. of his discourse. Reaching mjfik‘ ’01 baht-weave vehicle bu A Yarn mistakexg philangbropy ha ,nd dollar education could- r‘s jogging with {manly m de telegnph on de AI- found de teléphone on do e Mr. Rocke'yfellow he dun i’Cl’ sort oh a pine: wbIreb~ any money to pay for i}..â€" a mud in the "Mole, onion-red chino. until. ah. ha latching Into “Mr. Preacher, the and gasoline were one Number 20 flfty cent. (ree- mtguine. wheels ,» fob