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pun and dunn. ltcoutn uxply- era t ousa‘nds of dollars normally to prosecute the crimxn‘ls and pnupera. ’l‘he hog (naloonkeeper) gets fat but you can hardly csll it a paying invest.- ment for the community. Mnrk Twain used to tell u Itorv nbout. a man w ho bought. a pig for 31 lo fed it. $40 worth of mm. and then .sold the hog for 89. He lost money on the corn, but. made 87.50 on the hog. This ill-astute: the conditions of the m- loons. "l‘hey breed vice. poverty. dis- ease and crime. They lure disease. . 'v'meromirox.“ . “But. objcemdv the publisher. “your hero sud hoeoine don't got. msrried!” ”Ho," repliedrthe rising young'suthor; “I wsnuid to fix-ii so that. the render 'wbuld lsy the book down with the cheerful feeling that may um hsd something to‘n‘ve for l” . mum urn: IIIOCIRT. Moryâ€"â€"“Pledse. mum. the custom under. master’s armchair creek most. terrible. Had they better be’oiled '2" Mrs; Jones (newly msrried)â€"â€"“ Cer- tainly. but i'm siraid we have no ess- tor oil in the hOuse. Mary ?” GOLDEN WEDDING UP TO DATE. Old Uncle Jscob was walking ms- jestically up and down the village street dressed in his Sunday suit. “Hallo,yUncle Jacob," cried one of his neighbors, “are ypulhsving s holiday?" “Yes, I am.“ replied Uncle Jacob," proudly. “I'm celebrating my golden wedding." “Then why isn’t your wife celebrating it. with you?" said the man. "She ain’t. got. ought to do with it." replied Uncle Jacob indignantly. "She's the fourth." ONLY A OUBIISI. ‘ “of course. I don tknow.” began the nrcntic boarder, "but. it "mikes me this ehicken_â€"â€"- " “Now. whu’s the matter with the chicken '2" interrupted the lmdltdy. “0h. nothing," an- swered the lodgefionly it. i; evidently the oflspring of u had boiled egg." ‘ “ You." “But. you odd yon only wnnted it. for n short. time." "And! told you the truth. I didn‘t keep ' it. twenty Inmates." - Gleeninge. go 1.1:: e 119:. Bush-ad: t‘Whe did ! lure my eventual” lea ll t.“ Wife: "Let me see: 1 saw them somewhere; but I can't remember where it was." Hus- hend: "That‘s just like 3 womenâ€" oen't remember euythlhg!" A lel n30. ~Me! “ Mere]! John-y: wherever here you heen ‘9" Johnny; “A little boy m than; end toll thrown the lee. and 1 fish“ him out." fie: “Oh' my breve boy! and Who we: the poor led?” Johqny: “ In.” . ion uluunleu Pretty Olrl! “Old you tee the ray thet nee looked at lie? lt_ nu pael- tlrely insulting.“ Brother: {’Dld he ”are? "sure? 80: he ran his eye. over In and then gleneed 03 st some Long: “By the way. old man do you "member borrowing Ion shillings from _me nix months up?" 'Shon: one else. jut gs it I wun't wonh 5 second thought . " ' Ta. PLAIN TRUTH. wuo one nu ? ST. PETER BROTHERS. Proprietors Launderers, and Carpet and Rug‘Clcancrs Phone 107 ‘7HE RELIABLE LAUNDRT. TWO Phones 46 and 94. We can take your Carpet: and Rugs in the’ morning clean than, we! return them the sun: day. Let a; show you what we can do. J J J J ohnson Company “OUR SPECIALTIES" Butter Eggs Fruit Vegetables Fresh' Fruits and Vegetables Received Daily PURE FOOD PRODUCTS 20'~ Year: Our Reputation IS if it Comes from Johnson's I T'S RIGHT DISTRIBUTORS OF 1“ Door South of P. 0, Highland Park, Ill. Highland Park, Illinois 'r (8716‘ t’ Plumbing and Heating > Phone 188' Highland Park FIRST CLASS LABOR EMPLOYED All kinds of oho work. outside Ind inside frames, pl; n trim, stoir work made sod put up. Screen. with non- ru-uble wire-lust a lifetime. No de- lnvo. u l have my own machinery. . Contractor _and Builder _ RAVINIA, ‘ - ILLINOIS C. P. SULLIVAN' LeviMComstock ll. FflIEBELE I Prucriytiona Carefully Filled susscmes ran The News-Letter Painter,. Decorator and ' . Paper Hanger Full Line of Mixed Paints. Japalac. Var'niah-Stains. VindoW-Slmdes. Brushes. Glass. Etc. < Latent Denial in Wu“ paper All Work VG unnamed High Grade Chocolates ’ractical Horaeohoeing No. 5 Second Strut. N. W. HIGHLAND PARK Telephone 245 for Estimate- W. H. OLMSTEAD DALE .e West Side Dwain SWEET TELEPHONE 2491