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Hanly of Indiana is another gov- ernor who doesn’t believe in putting ail governmental pow'er in the hands of the president. Mr. Pribhard seems to have arrived at the conclusion that in North Caro- line it is necessary to do more than merely make a noise like _a federal judge. The Republicans of Oklahoma have nominated a man named Turk for governor. Let us hope that if he in éleflcd he will-have a mom success- ful administntion than Abdul Hamid. too warm in politics Mr. Cleveland comes along with a soothing article on fishing. The Atlantic City, whiter who’ got 10 cents for finding a lady’s $1, 800 can't believe that women are such lib. era! spenders. All Ion man propous to organize an anocigtion of weather propheu. A sort of rival to the‘Amnhs club, it is presumed. An English statesman charges an adversary with indulging in "trans- parent menda‘city.” A shorter and uglier word wonld express it better. M'r. Grover Cleveland is this coun- try’s New valve. When things get . France claims to be far ahead of this country when it comes to “pump- in; water out of stocks.” Perhaps, but this country holds the record for ability to pump it in. ' ‘ ls Harry Thaw’s new lawyer, Mar- tin Littleton, a “brainstorm” expert? Now the cérnerstqne is laid, it is to~be hoped that :he Carnegie peace palace can befinished withdut be- coming i'nvolfred in a labor war. Shakespeare long ago said: “All the world‘s a stagé.” The Erlaxiger $100,- 000,000 trust proposes to control the Shakespeare territory. A summer “Scientist” asserts that people think with thejr fingers and toes. Some of their thoughts sound as if they were thunk that why. Senator 163 Davis of Arkansas, w ho was depending upon Vardaman of Wei], the Filipino: ac learning. The election of I noted trivial to the new legislatnte ha been chm- icled. A great statistician has estimated that the trauma coat the country six billions of dollars annually. We ate afraid that the professor has counted in the coat of the idle rich. Iw ”0 Im- Th! mutations for Bultlo’ “old hound week" must be interesting to the cat-bulk ofiicifls who are now liv~ in. ‘just actogs the horde!" in Can- When a New York bullet can redte with $160,000 it indicates that pro:- petity Ins trickled right down through the population. The'navy not having any trusts to “bust," Acting Secretary Newberry is firing some grand stand broadsidcs at the junk déaicgs. New Yorkets are not denouncing bucking to nron'gbr as they were a few months ago. In spite of the steady work of the bomb throwers there are still a few unfilled Russian generals dodging around. So many men are being kilied by the sirenuou‘s life that Dr. Evans pre- dicts that Chicago win soon be an Adamiess Eden. It may be Adamless, but it is hard to imagine Chicago as an Eden. Geomia as planning to abolish gt till hue time the little brown jug aid the his black voter. All Ohio man has got out a com: paper for the return of his mother-in- luv. The mother-in-law‘is evidently no joke in Ohio. Governor Cnmmins is ‘making a tour of the middle states, exhibiting “in his great show" the Iowa tariff- revision idea. It is noticed with regret that New York’s all-night police' court is crowd- ed with business. Prosperity of this sort can’t be commended. ' , John L. Sullivan has contributed an article on “How to Live 'a Hundred Years" to the publication named "What to Eat.” Presumably he failed to locate one named “What to Drink." Wippi to help him raiseâ€"what- ever he called itâ€"in the sedate, will have to go it none. Vardanau' won't be there; the hill-billien and red-necks idling to pull him through. “In this lnstanéc,” explained the pro- fessor of surgery, to the group of medi- cal students, “the left leg of the pa- tient is somewhat shorter than the right limh, thus causing the patient to limp. Now, Mr. Greene, what would‘you do in a case like this?" 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