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Ind has vacuum ItimMe. ’Mu m: idm Road OIIOR unity M3” ,auuumuâ€"wxn arm omnwn; “Have you a few moments to spare?” asked the caller. “Young man." said the frontier, severely} f‘my time is worth £20 an hour, but 111 give you ‘cn A hay who «how M' n the venue of her W 00‘ _m m gave he! has“ jickeu hr the theatre. Next m fie aid m a; 8"“ “We“. Snail. hoq’did you lib an performance?" “01:. it its pundit]. mum." aid fin: m a!!!“ “Hue you a few momems to spare?” inked the caller, ”Young man.” said the W. severely; f‘my time is wonh £20 an hour, but I’ll give you ten "unmet" “If it'd.” theme to you." thoughtfully realm! the «her. “I believe l would rather take it in cash." Old Husbandâ€"“Didn’t you may we {or my money? Answer me that. madam!” Young Wifeâ€"“Certainly I dicL And we’d get along splendidly it you were not so mean with it.‘ ,A little fellow had been tetiously lec- tured by his mothet, And was fmally sent into the under: to find a switch with which he was to be punished. He returned after a time. and said. “I couldn't find-munch. manna. hut here’s u ‘nonc you can throw a me!" Tammas walked home with the minis- ter after service last Sunday. and the latter complained oi exhaustion. “Tired out, eh?" said Tammas. “Yes," sighed the reverend, “com- pletely done up, mentally and physi- cally, I actually strained my backga- tinge up this morning’s sermon.” “Oh,” sud Tammas, musingly, “you must"be“very near the bottom ofâ€" the 7 Interested Little Bow-"Oh, and which did you shoot first, the lion or the tiger or the dilemma ?” \ Brown (in the middle of tall shoot- in: story)-â€"“Hardly had 1 taken aim at the 1:99 on my right when I heard a rustle in the mlmss, and I per- ceived an enormous tiger approaching on; my Ieft .I not found myself on the horns of a‘ dilemma !" chief of a Scam clan, was once on a visit to London During his stay he got into a dispute with his cabdriver Over 111: fare. “Perhaps you do not know WTiofl't“¥ am," in sand at last, when other arguments failed. “I am MW 150511.” I “I don’t care if you’re the humhrella, too.” returned the unimpressed tabby. “The fare is one and six, and that’s what I want." ' Not long .since a country vicar was talking to one of his'patishionerg, who ventured the opinion that ,anistets ought to ‘be better paid“ “I am glad to hear yqu say that,” said the minis- ter. “1 am pleased that you think so much of the clergy. And so you think we should have a better stipend?” “Ay.” 'said the ‘old man, “ye see, we’d get a better class 0’ men.” A farmer who owned a“ strawberry field went out very early. one morning, and was surprised to see a man picking strawberries. “Ah," said the farmer, that!’ too bad of you, picking those Ithwherries." The man looked up and W- “I’m not picking them, i' m takâ€" ing them just as they come’ :The late Mackititbsh' of Mackintosh, You ought ind to Kin'Wd how a serum girl ducks he! aims in the third act." ’ . Jimmyâ€"“My m vat be down {it a few minutes. Mr, Emu. She's up- stairs rcheatfing.’ Mt" Brown (who has come prepated)â€"“Wâ€"what is ab- she rehearsing, Jimmy?" Jimmyâ€"“I don't know exactly, but the“: standing in frontofthe mindbhshingmd saying, den I' Little Billy Jones had been tented mo climb one 'of Farmer Roche’s pet apple trees. and he was busily engaged filling his pockets with innit when who should appear but the angry farmer. “What are you doing up that tree. you young and?“ he bellowed. “Please, sir.” Billy tremubufly replied, “I’m very sorry, but I've fallen' out of a balloon l" A young man staying in the noun. try, who had received pefmissiou to shoot over the land of 3 (Inner, got rathet close once or twice to the house and the ground round it. Later in'the day he met the farmer. "Yon’ve had good luck today!” said the {amen “Well, no," said the young man, reluc- tantly. "“1 haven't had any Iuek at all.” “Yes. you have.” repeated the other. “You just missed my best cow this fore- noon.” ~ ' ' Guideâ€"“This here spot is 1mm as ‘Lovers’ Leap’!"' Fair Arfivané“Ah, a sad story in connection with the spot, I expect? A despondent lover commits suicide by flinging liimseltoff into the sea below, or something of that 'sort', eh?” Guideâ€"“No, miss; we an it ‘Lovers’ Leap,’ ’cause‘you can’t sit here five miriutes before a caterpillar drops down 'yer neck!” _ Cat'e Peculiar Notlon. A cat belonging to Mrs. Muffin» ertson of Swenbille Center, no... till I litter of four kittens. The little ones were born in the woods 3 quarter or a mile from the house. For oome un- explained reason the old cut will not have the whole family in the home it one time, but brings in two, which are allowed to nmnin for two deyu. Then these are taken back to the woodl Mid the other two brought to the lulu-'3. She has yet to get the two action! 01 the thmily mixed. Woman Town Clerk. Min Clara McAlplne, acting {mm clerk of New Hartford. Conn.. 13 the only woman in that state holding Inch 3 poMtlon. Mr. Jewall, the result:- clerk. bolus away lndeflltely, Mlu McAlplne quallfled for the once. Dlvlnu Pawn a! Low. Love nuke: us :1! posts for “that. Mr. Brown! ,Er-this is .0 sad- po-mapl may eothâ€"Bulwu at HidllandPuk. Sun of Ilfinois. kick the W of bud-cu on the“ day of August. I”. u made to the Auditox of'Puhlic Accent“. [or the Sate of Illinois. puuuun to luv. Loans and Discounts ........ Overdraft: ................. Bond: and Securities ....... Due from NM Banks... Checks and other ash items. Cash on hand ............... Capital Stock paid in ..................... Surplus Fund ........................... Undivided Profits, less expenses and taxes Time Deposits. Savings ................. Upholstu-ihg, Reâ€"flnishidg am! 0' Mum“ Renovgting, Fara Shipment. Dunand Deposits. Individual ............. , “ Ceflifiates ..‘ ......... “ “ Certifie’d Checks ...... RESIDENCE PHON E 2464. Sun or Ihunoxs, County of Lake, swear e above statement is true, to the best of my ham and belief. DAVID A. Hunts, Cashier. Subscrihed and sworn to before me this 24th day of August, IFWIA. 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