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Plttebm Pm, Dec 1â€"1129 Olav; anal Annual convenflon of the W Icnn mum com-res: convened lien Wedneedpy In the Carnegie tumbler“: side. ‘ Berlin, Dec. 8.â€"-'i‘he United Stu-e end Germany hove encased for e pastel rate'on letter- between the two‘coenmes at two cente'. intent) of the existing rate of live cents. The new, rote. will so into eifect Jenner: 1. ‘ Washington. Dec. 3.â€"Aecording to In wcinch! announcement of the poet once department Wednesday, the new poets! agreement between the United {sum and Gem: provides that was Jum-r‘y 14113.net“:- for a» my paid at the reduced rote of two cent; will be dispatched only by steamer: nailing from New York for German ports. neuron of the North German Lloyd and Hamburg-America tines sailing from New York ueuuln Retort Lou: 8100” III FIN. Meadwne, Pav. Dec. 8.--Dunm amounting to $100. 000 was done i, are which parted Wednesdty It In. position Put. Connenut 13km. pom lnr summer resort here. my lulld 81mm luau. ‘ , New York. Doc, aâ€"Unable to Ind colld rock bottom through which to carry : condult under the Human river north of the city. near Peekskfll. N. Y., It mny be noes-oar: for New York to erect t 810,.000000 moon-Ion bridge in order to perfect the nu Catskill water supply system. Kobe. 11pm, Dec. 8.â€"'l'ho Jun-non. steainer Gian! Hm. bu foundeld of! “Mild-Wei. The enplre out and all the passenger: on board wen m. on Tuesdays And Thundnya. batted for Germany disrafched via Great Britain or France must be paid at the postal union rate of five cent- (or the first ounce and three cents for each additional ounce... Wgshlnmn. Des. 8.â€"Solulua and Impressive services. attended by din!â€" tarles of_ church and Into. were held Wednesdsx, months 0! the slxdeth anniversary of Emperor Pul- cis Joseph’s ssmsbu to the throne as ruler of Anstrts-Hunnry. {The distinguished assemblage unfit. Patrick’s Csthouc church formed 1 striking picturep President Roose- velt. Vice-Pregnant Fslrbsnks, men bets of the United States supreme court. members lot the «blast, mem- bers of congress; and the members a! the diplomatic corps were present. scamm- Glmel Mm Fonda-Meow and Pamngon Dlo. TWO-CENT POSTAGE TO GERMANY an. I. Arrangd {Eamon “mom-M Thin Mmmm. JAP SHIP SINKS: ALL DROWNID. It bu been hoped that It would let be neceenry to me! the jubilee of the anniversary of Emperor French Jo- seph‘s accession to the throne by m such drutic steps, hut the continued rioting bemoan the Cache end the Germans of Prague forced the govern- ment to lune the prod-mutton. The Austria: wilmeat begin: its an session at Viennn Thur-by end lively new were unmanned. .‘l‘be Cinch deputies threuened to mute trouble for the new cabinet embed by Dr. Von Bienerth for having con- sented to the attack upon parliamen- tnry institution: involved-by this dee- itntion of mm! luv. ‘ PRAGUE llIflER 11mm UV Prune. Austrh. Doc. Splat-1w luv vu proclaimed In this city Wednesdny. Thu Inflo- on the part of the government and! may to oxnpente the Ouch student: of ‘Prugue,- ind they forthwith sand rioting. There in [minty con- flict between then and police and m- dame: at Weinberl. a suburb of Prague; 11: which my students were wounded. mo'rma on “venom mum. my Ntcnsnnu ACTION. "Wu. But the widow retuud m w.-â€"uto. b mun In en'vo Olsen-ionos- Andria» shyâ€"(:ohbnflog Man-0d by Thom ‘ “It It North Shore Consol bréwn. Convenient and ccom DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? P Certainly the finest 6‘".va at the Dflce. See Our New Series of Art and Nature Calendars ft 1.“ 1909. - write, or Call (1p Phone 92 and we will wait '(Ipon You with Samples. A rink run tosuit t] .e most fastidious. Prices: AdmiSsion . 10:: Admission and Skates--aftemoons 2 5c; evenings 30:. 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