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qu~"N.-no! W’en he had hit me m-nvgn‘times his arm give om." mien-"I’ll warrant you did not mishandred.” An 0k! gentleinan was playing with his Binge granddaughter and day, when she flocked ihait most of his hair was missing. "Grandpa" she queried earnestly. 1 “why don't you‘wear a switch ?" A “Hey, ”113‘!” “* en, what now?" " ' hen a person is out of his Head, how does rue-git back in?" "Why do you think he loves you; has he said anything?" “Oh. no! But you should see the way in which he took: at me when 1' m not looking at him " Mn. Naggsbyâ€"Poor wbmznl' Has she been a deaf-mute all her life? Naggsbyâ€"Griggs told me today 'thnt his wife had never switch a cross wotd to him during their ten years of married life. Noe U, to Him. Workmanâ€"“I've gotten married, 33:, and I'd like you to raise my wages.” Employerâ€"”Very sorry for you but I'm only responsible for accidents that occur in the works.” ' Who do they say that marriage: are made In heaven? “_I suppose it is became every man thinks that he has married an angel. " o" answered the man with mega? den hose. "1 try to arrange it rather they will aend me as many bills pouible. It's true a sheet of paper and an envelo- pe isn't much, but every little helps in the fuel way."â€"â€"Washington Sm. “Doesn‘t it make you indxflnm to get coal bills?” asks the man with the lawn “I couldn't find any "hell. mamma,” she explained. "but‘you can throw these rocks at him." On: day Elsie’s mother sent her to find a switch with which to chastise her little brother, who had been teasing her. After a time she returned with a dozen or more pebbles in her apron. Father (ailing Germanyâ€"“Mary jun ask your young man if he dOesn‘t think it’s pretty near‘bedtime.” Maryâ€"J'Yes, papa, and Gaorg‘e says ii you'zre sleep). go to_bed- by all It's not the least bit hi:- To let such linle things stay out All night, alone up (hate. The stars are out whea I'm in bed. h Counted Out. Use Sweetland s Celery Headache Powders for Neural- gia Headaches Dandruff Remedy for the Hair; Corn Remedy for Corns, Toothache Drops for Toothache, Tooth Paste for cleaning and whitning Teeth, Cough ' Syrup for coughs, Cold Tablets for colds. at at a! “Free to go anywhere except the north pole," the warden replied. "That air lrict is copyrighted."~â€"Kansas City Times. ”Am I now free to go wherever! will?” asked the bewildered prisoner when the warden handed him a pardon. , Second :Boyâ€" How did yer do It? 1 First Boyâ€".1 pushed ’er‘in. She qfiickly took a second lookâ€" Thén fe'll rightvout'lzain. 1 , In and bun There was a girl in our town A: gently as a dove; And one day she' met a dapper dude And at sight, fell in love 7 But when he started into talk . He gay: her such a pain “I know." continued the man. “but the man next door aid he hoped I could induce you to sell yours." ~Excliangg. ”Excuse'me, ma’am,’,' said them at the door, "but I’m a dealer in second hand pianos. ’ "Well, I have a piano,” said the woman. “And if I didn’t have one, I wouldn‘t buy a second hand one." "What do you suppose Roosevelt will say to the rival arctic explorers?" “He will probIMy ”E them first of nll if they at: Inf traces of a digdig."+ Houston P0“. them bmpcomi’nd not no tell. Dolly Swiftâ€" And of neâ€"? Gladys Beauugirl-Oh. e repented it before he left.â€"-Puck. F in: Boyâ€"l jest taught me sister tér "You are altogether too fresh." said the pause to the egg. and l have my eyesonyou. ‘ Now. look here, Imh," said the egg, “I dare eay yeah-n: good heart. but remember that when we come to scramble for a living you're not in it with me." “No; l’vémllowed one of my his: teeth.-â€"" Peanon' 5 Weekly. “Excuse me. madam; have you It- tempted saig'de?" "Oh‘ doctor, is it very dangerous to swallow cement?" ' “Very serious! “And porcelainâ€"oh doctor. I: it very poisonous?" Father-"A: an atficle o! diet. my son it is henceforth a failure, but for matri- cal purposes it has its uses." Johnnieâ€"“Father. when a hen sits on an egg for three weeks and it don't hatch is the egg spoiled?" Gladys Beautigirlâ€"He kiued me at “Very dungerous indeed." “And gum perch, doctor?" Excludvc Ri‘llh Hald MightMakchnl. Th Truth It Lac. Still Valuable. - Exchange. 17 Central Ave.. The Archbishop of Camertury was going in with 1, number of other cfergy~ men to luncheon after some gran eccle- siastical function, when an unctuoua dig- nitary observed: ”Now to put a bridle on our appetites! " Quick as lightning the archbinhop rc- toned: ~“Say. rather, now to put a hip betweefi your teeth." line of Lincoln Avenge, the 'ordlnenee ‘ for the name being on file In the once '0: the City Clerk ohm City. and Im- ing Ipplled to the County Gonna! Lake County for III hues-lento! the cost. lot aid improvement toenail-g to bee: Q. the. end an eesesem-nt thereof having i been nude and returned to mid court. ktbe final lieu-in; thereon will be Ind on the eleventh (nth) dey 6! October. A. {11009.01- u soon thereflter n the business of the court will permit. I I’m: (10) feet. south of the northerly 11A. wAsm. Officer appointed to make aid “an meat. Ducal at Bighhnd Park. Illinois, 8 p sunbu- 23 A. D. 1909. Suid asset-meat is puntble .in ten (10) insullmenta with 'lntemt‘ II the ' nu of five (5) per centuln per tannin. on all Inatsllmenh. from 3nd After con- firmation. All per-om desiring any file objections in aid court before aid dayrand any Ippur on the baking md make their debate. Notice “hereby [inn to oil per-on: Intended tint the City Council of the City of Sigmund Pui. County of Luke And Sine of lllinoio. having ordered “no amend-mixing 1nd other-who in- proving o! Glendon Avenue, in aid‘ City'of Highiind Pork. tron-the south- erly line of Slaoridon~ Pin. to a palm mud n emu-d M, Illinois. 3.» tember 2:. A. n. 1909. 392g Officer Appointed :9 mi. Md nua- Scid wt in pnyoblo in ten (10) int-Juneau with imam: It the [rue of the (5) per contu- por canon. on all insult-nu tro- ud alter confirm-don. All pome- duh-In. may file objection in dd cont! Mon aid day. ‘nd my Appen- on the hon» inc Ind make their ddfllle. l Notice in heuby given to ill pet-none interested that the City Council of the City of Highland Perk. County 0! Leke end Stete at Illinois. heving ordered the ending. dnlning. peving with mecedun end otheuviee' improving of St. John- nvenne from the northerly line of Lincoln evenne northerly to the southerly line of Sheriden hood, the ordiunee for the tune being on file in the ofiee of the City Clerk of said city, end hevln‘ applied to the County (but of lake County for en eueeetnent o! the eoetn of enid in- movement neeording to benefits, end on neeeement thereof having been mule end returned to aid eoert. the duel heering thereon lwill he bed on the eleventh (ilth) dny 0! October. A. D. 1909, or u eoon themfler u the bneineee of the court will permit. Special Am Not!” No. I“. Special Amos Notice No. 169. Bit and Bridlc I. A. MIA-nu omen appointed to uh uh nun- monk Dued at Highland Put. llllooh. Hep- lember 88. A D. mm. W“. I Said mam. h pnysbh in In (5) Nautilus-nu with um n the at. of fin (I) per mun pri- ulna-3. on Ill insullmenu. {Ion tad aw con- firmation. All person desiring my file objection. in acid court. before an dty and may upper ,on Ibo hen-1n. nod ingke their defence. Notice uhcrehy given to ell per-one inure-cod th'u the 0!" Council of the City oLBIghlendlhc-k, County of [Ab end Slate 0! Illinois. hnving «fiend the conduction o! I never in MM Street. in aid on, 0! Highland Perk. (mun the center line out. John. Ave- nue to e poini Ievce hundred fee: We“ of the westerly line of St. Johns Ave- nue. toxcther with wholes. one Inch- ing connection and hone! junction, the otdinnncc for the lune being on file in the one. o! the on, Clerk of weld City. and hevln‘ applied to the ‘Oo‘nnty Court of Luke County (or an Milieu of them» of‘ieid Improve- Inent according to benefits. end en encasement. thereof luring bccn nude and returned to mid court. the Incl huring ihenon will be hell on the eleventh (lull) dny “October. A. D. mo. or an Icon thou-unu- a the busi- neuo! the cont-Q will pct-it. ' ‘ mm. m n 813th Pui llllnou. Sop- m mot II popu- In 12(0) infill-cub with blunt u tho nth of In (5) ya? can. pr In... on .“ [mull-nab (no. uni m contr- mflon. All pol-Ions «dd-g my III objection in aid com-t Info" n” a”, And my apps“ on the hosting ud mum their drum. 3'. A. WAun. Mou- nppolukd to who all! allow Ration in hereby given to nil venom ' intereeted thet the City 60an of (M e on, 0! Highland Perk, Conntyol Lek. ‘ end Stnte of iilinoie. he'll; order“ the construction of 3 out iron Intent ‘ Innin .wnter nnpply pipe (our incline internel dinmeter to be constructed end ma niong “a under Omani ntreet in the City of nighlnnd Pelt; County oi Luke Ind Outed niboie. commencing nt end connecting with the "(or main now leid in It. Mu nvenne. thence westerly don. cold Orelnnd street for n dintnnce at uni ‘bnndnd end thirty-ave toot. min! with he hydrnnt obit-08 vnlm Ind epeclnl «stings, the ordinance for the enme being on lie in the ofloeol the 01:, Clerk of enid city. and herb." npplled to the County Conrt oi Leie County for en mmnt of the new of aid l-pmvo-nn't mdlI'Whflw elu. end no “out thereof bring hnen'lnnde and returned to aid and. the duel lunrinx thereon will he lied on the nieventh‘fllth) dny of October. A. D. l909, or unoon thereniter u the bani-eel of the court will permit. Soul-I Mm Nodal No. 163. Notice No. I“. Highland Park. Contractor for Public Work. 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