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good all 'mgs “g cry one 65 Il\ {t‘ \ Riddles. What is that which every one can mde, but no one can see when It has been divided? Water. What is majesq devrlvcd of It! ex- ternnls? A fistâ€"auraje‘t-y. _, ll! H: ['urk I’M Is there a word 111.1!” English In» Image that contain: an the vowel" Yes, unquestionably. ’M’ nus I‘m [mm-wily to hit» [11> hunk. iv if ln- lxm-kml :1 Mg uns- [w -‘t {w- :a filtrgln rrlxlm-m-tl nnd look v:' mm.- Lzruunup In mm- H M" the w PM! [1.1! Is unly snppuslng. 1 w ‘1: .\.~‘hury I'm-k are usul to fish l whirl-1. and in all prubnhllity the «I ‘-..~.. I-ilturwl Would qulckly pup m; fellmv right into his creel. ‘l~"..x;l: ls great spurt if. the fish bits. :2: lt is rathvr tiresome when one r am (or huuri wlthout Even a nlbble. .m‘m bun. however. should never go gm»; unless accompanied by the” :It‘IS or bi; brothers. ForYoung Folks I't‘l c‘ll.’ A Small Fisherman With Rod and Crnl. 5 Miles Free for all/Renewals In .Advance u in may he i4 (mix 4- : In Hm Wu) The Higblwm Park ° PRES for all New subscriptions "131 does a muler wear a white hat? To keep his head warm. What I: the dlflerence between a watchmaker and a jallep? The one sells watches. the other watches cells. What makes the cost of tel; no high? Because we must pay aKsteop price. . What fruit grows on télegmpb wires? Electrical curl-mu (cur-mum. What sort or a day would be a good one on which to rim for a cup? A muggy one Rum-n9 Kiddies. Get out your puzzle rueswrx and are If you ran tellâ€" What has (our legs, yet cannot Will. One (on! besides a head? I! I should finish out this rim. I'd say it was I _._ An “Art." Party. Here is the way a little girl gave an "arts“ party the other day. She had the following articles either pasted or tied on squares of cardboard, and these wen- hanging on the wall Euvh guest received 1! pencil and paper and was asked to write a name fur each card- board that Would sound like the name of 21 real painting Here are some of the articles and snme of the names: A study in hearts. twu vnlentlnes Study of n head. cilblmge. The pole i'nce at home. powder puff. Svenes in China. [minted «up. The grinds of labor. false teeth. TPm‘dnuN union The liubt of nther (hilt lmrnt «andle A stud) in red red finnm-l ThelrW1\l|llge n (urk Justim sum-s l-‘ellers of weullh. twu guld Huh A friend in nee-(i :I hnlrph) Why didn't the dog want to go Into the ark? Because he bud a bark of his own. Arm-Bed. mama. cut. And whu bu two hand- And I jolly wand (act! Whu tells us when we Shall so ovary pact? What, rum III the who And ”1 runplunding mu And works (or us all with A my good will! What lrow in the ground And have many a)”. Yet nary n on can they 3.? We have them (or dinner Hog! aver); nigh! Now. What In the world an may be? during the Month of January We give National Mileage with Job Printing paid for on delivery ' or advertising paidj " ' Weekly Furtbvr. "No scholar shall unueces surily frequent airy tavern or victuul. ing lmuse In Cambridge to eat or drink there without inn-e from ye president or one of ye tutom" Another regulation. read: “if any nebular be "uilty of drunk". nest ue shall be fined 5 smiling: and make a public confesson. No under:- graduate shull' keep by him distilled spirituous liquor-i. nor shall he use any such drinks I- punch or flip.” When Studonn Had to Go! tho Fina. I'the $129 of u walnut or :1 cricket [mu dent's Purmicsion to Smok._ ' Sow mngnlfy the cricket ball‘or ntnm Imagine a twentieth century 'llu’i to a cube of about 100 feet ouch «Ida var-d uxxdergntdume asking the proud 7 The electron would be about Um du- dem of the university for permission ‘ or this dot (.‘3â€"fll'le (mellundrmlth of in: to smoke or buy n drink. Yet peg-mtg. Inch m dlnnwu-r The mind runnuv sluu Wus necessary in the eflgbtwum "onceh'e ”"931 figures." century. ncvordmg [u the hlxtury ot‘ . ~~~ -. Harvard ln-fure 1750. One college rule . ‘ Pass It Along. rend: Few 06 us have beau so exceptionm “Nu schnlur shall take tobucéo unless permitted by ye president with so (-uu‘ sent of his pun-ms pr guurdiun and on good. reason first given by a physician nmi thvil m u afiber and private man ner." ‘ Saturday evening: In students were required to retire to their chambers It mute: u’ld not nuance-sadly loan then-80. York Worm. i A Real Emu Agent's Kludnm‘to One of Hi. Customers. J. Cooper Props. formerly a real es- tate agent In Eaton. lnd.. a tev‘v year- ago had practically concluded a tulle of a residence In that town/49 a firmer who desired to retire, Whea‘the can- tomer suddenly dlscorered that there was no cellul- beneath the dwelling. The house suited him perfectly. and hls wlfe nlw was highly pleased with lt. but both or them demanded u cellar before taking ll. even though they ore Mously had gone as far as to tell Mr. Props to draw up the deed. "Well. I'll tell you what I'll do.” aald P )5. "0! course there‘s no cellar un‘ der there now, but 1‘“ ll: l! ln tlle deedâ€"write lean on! and everythlng. so there can't belany mistakeâ€"so that you have the prlrllege or excavaUng for the cellar at any time you please and wlthout Interference from any source." Mr and Mrs Harmer sold (her “guessed" that would be all right. so after thclr rlxht to coautruct their own cellar tmd been carefully safeguarded In the deed by elaborate phrases they pale] over their money and took posses slon. But to rhls day. I‘ropsrays. they look 111 Mm In a dated and [milled was every time they meet 'himFâ€"ln dllumpolls News. mm mam PARK Pummqwnfim lumbls .. OLD TIME HARVARD LAWS. FIXED. If in’ THE "oath. Th. Ohio! 8‘ also to L Size 0' In Atom. “Radium enmmntousf Mid Profeâ€" 301' William Crookes m u let-tun- In Lon- don. “‘ureniue- [u the breaking down at the atom of radium. and elecmrluus ‘ are bonstuntly flying 0H with "bout twothlrds the speed of light (182.000 mileaa nor uevondn These elm-{mud are - now looked upon‘ as being nlmlute units of lmgnlh‘e deg-trick," Tu try to Illustrate lbvlr size in dltflcull lm ugh") um: drop of water mpxmfio-d to the size of the earth (8.000 miles In dl ’ameti-r). An mom would then be about “Genernlly he is referred to u the ‘chiet Justice of the United States eu- tpreme court. in (not. he in the chief {Janice That's his otflcial title. Mont of onr president: In nominating men 4' for this office have fallen into the or far of giving him the long title W hen George Washington nominated Oliver Eilevlronh of Connecticut for this poet ; he described it as chief justice oflhe ‘eupreme court q! the United States ; Andrew Jackson made the time error {in nominating Roger B. Tuney. So ‘ did Abraham Lincoln when he appoint- ‘ed Salmon P. Chase. Grover Cleve ‘ land was meant president to’ give the correct designation. When he appoint- ed Melville W, Fuller he nominated ‘him to he chief Justice aud'nofhing deafâ€"Washington Stnr. In. W tam-winds: . ‘ Pan It Along. Few 06 us have beau so exoepuunm ly nhrurtunxlte um nm to find. In on! own age. some exlwrle-m-ed "land «In» has helped us by pnacloua counsel m-v er tq he forgone-n. We cannot render It lnklud; but. perhaps. In the fullness of {line It may become our noblest duty to aid another. as we ourselves have been‘aided am) to t'mncmll to him an Invaluable treasure. -â€" Pump Gllbefl Hamerton ‘ ' . h Fiction and Put. ‘ “Clamp got his Meal of mm Me from’the «Ink papal." . ‘ “Well” “H. a). after he got married be m numb!) surprised to and that lib fife; mild get I IIdIfIcth-y hIt tor m-inhuvme Conner-Journal, Inovi We pl’op’cr‘ d‘eslgnuuon of me man who presides over the supreme court.”- said the secretary of the wen am MUnIuoky Ripo- vl 9m Inn a know who Dramatic Incidom That and ”IQ FNHQ- -Pnuuhn Wag. 'gbere in probably no ladder)! iln the Franco-Prussian war of '3870 more dramatic than that thcIr Qua-lied In close Herr Forckenbeck. mid! the Prunlan chamber of ca. +- Ieut with I colleague to V IIIeI to congratulate Riot Wumiu upon his eIectIon'u emperor Baum-ch what bad Just Igoucluded the terms of pm with mace. In~ vlted men) to upper and In the coat» of the mail. an: ; “Thh nlght at 12 o'clock the shoe- will be ”waned n'oopl and the rm Straighten up und‘tuke :- Iuvwmry of yourseu Maybe It A: m sou nun the run: he. remap: ti, rest or me work! It QM a mirror 00.?! "maxi-e you IN earring the «om «m your thonld’ettf' 1%. hmwlmuu-u uum jas- too often ,a «mature- at nu- uwn um’k» Inc. He ammu- nu carrying. the um Man of the 8am on In». my: “um um worfd In Mum to rellpv'a- Inw o! the burdm It H wmrlului mu nmny 9'on we mu 01mm; by making up our mind mduu‘h that no «m not give them room In our [Mum‘s-la- dunnpolb Snug. , . . wound; their the Hm if i am (rate. on your nuns; Whoa the tuba you en augme- with you- . ”mommy N It's Your Om Fnult the World Leeu- Dinett- ‘ ' When Jun feel don't» tn the mim Ind long to go away and me gunman tamer; when you want. out no «one In the world LI treating on right: when you are satisfied the you: em DION 1! tardy In an it!" genius; when you can‘t force your not! from the Idea that :90 are com; me workrgund the other mg“ u 3.: ting the credlu Illen the time you spend at your work seems murmu- ble and the time an: no. a needs woefully thorn: when in the st, mean to poem 3 lie-den hue; when 9"”7' Mirna-tel: M nntmen' wound; When the Hugh 2: i (hm DON’T NURSE? WORRY: THE LAST snot. Toy. During tho chh Rovoluhon. T‘bé to,“ of, the Freuvb revolution parka! Wen.- vhnrm-terlslk' u! um ter- rthk» .Ume- lerw are tops who-m shuddwu «mu! flw muffle nonran- ur "Innis XVI ,m'nl , Marie Antnlm Hr. Tumq- m» mnml In in: Mpg] mm are Index-d “wen-Arm: rQ-mlulvu‘c-IIH" of my: with tlelzl1lnw9t n! limo?)- The 'chfldrmn M "iv n-rmmhm 01nd "war tiny l‘hrijnn rm:â€" and dam-«1 me but dlm- mlrfllfllflmk-u m their may Lime 2 model. M the gumumne were made to ‘fiwurkf and the bodies of nu:- with beads of Louis XVI. were decapitated; 3 Mode!- of the Butllle were mmlnr. ! Playing curd» with figure: of res-our ‘ donnry heroes were mud.- when nun. xtweet”: and nrlnm-rmh- knnvw I'm 1 hahqu ' me "I‘m-,- at (mu-r Inn." by Max F New"! Jan-hon. to. nae-7w um tin-w- I :lllfl’ learnt! that b. nowâ€"am Pan. in! love. Oicm Fun Name. Char!“ Uk‘ken m chflflen'd .L‘hafleo' John ‘flnfl'am. or 80mm. 11 It fit 'prrpoeouu chum In tho nur- Ish neuter Rut when he became tn- mom be dropped (be an mo Chm nan unmet. “be dulled to be known n plain Chanc- D|¢kens. u will] m matted pa this tombstone in Westmm. ate! when by m- blograpnet Ind Mend. John Pmtem Ind by the ten: ”but: about; Dictionary of Na- doml Eton-9h!- Woflfimmunnhm mung-duo.” more amok of noun-n. he ‘unm-o from (he bps. Ten realm hlu’l' he wnh rlunchlnk n a chop hmm m PM and when I man entered. not down at- tnble no" hlimund ordered :- lnml. Ho m a; painful-anger to Wills. who ufher'n tow mtmnu’ lmmlnqulty m mm mm Iflth a at of mom. from which he had not mutton-d sum-e ul boyhemutthetbenheron me occasion mauled He will obliged ho have the mom When we Izm- _uhu later he mid his bill the waiter aid to bid: “DR! you we pumme- mnn I": the table near ‘ymn ‘rhnt's Edmund Keln.”-Commli Magazine. Will-I7 ‘1!!! 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