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Steffi: .1 sigma-z LIOIDS lack; Cats u “o ”wily Didi!" M, 0|. Job For Which Ho Applied. m u n certain middle Aged 1nd .fl waned business man who in a m WIN whether he or the other an“ oil the honors of war In an in- W." given to a smart young man. .1... M young man was applying adolered w w I w -- DEM ;ne soc." said the merchant; 10"" calla-.1 on um before. but not on resent crrnml. The first time flgpmmv! ['1’ to Date IAmlted ando‘ered to put uur mncm‘u on mod- -n!ue on behalf or IUIl said you were ludnB- dwwrm And utter that you am as m.- publicity expert of the Ne?!“ In _\-1~. muxgmny '1" an,“ Is 5”, <‘u' n- nnnunnulna that they iuYet after c to otter (u tam your concerns lid! m-m. Why. What u I at your rwunl The optimbt ruuul “You non-r know very useful. Luok \ penance I‘ve hm] h nLH-A,.I-.h cum 8mm" ‘ litical Tr Gum Stuart. bond for his pm __ ___-r way thu carries conviction am It does. You don't dare to take any chancel. and so you train all the guns 9' at It. VII ugo I cartunulst. mm H. “a: nu. cm; to James Melvin Lee. in Car- toon Magnlne. who designed the ra- mous Gerrymunder cartoon. In 1811, writes Mr. Lee. the struggle Ween the Democrats and the Fed- ‘11}. for the control of Massachusetts was extremely bltter. The Democrats had elected. Elbrldge Gerry governor .nd had curled both houses of the White- To retain this supremacy the, "mapped the senntorlal districts ,____ -0 45...!- MHHM! ISIu-yy_~ ,, w. , and divided the power of their political aver-cries by paying no attention to county boundaries. In Essex county the nhtion of the district to the town - 7 â€"â€"__ -0 sh- u” Ivâ€"uvâ€" â€"â€"- â€"7~ was most absurd. and a map of the comm than laid out hung in the once of the Xmachuaetu Sentinel. One day as Stuart gazed at the map he remarked that the towns as they had been assembled looked like some mom animal. A few touches of his pencil added the wings and claws. and he christened the creature a sala- mander. At the suggestion of Editor Russell. the name was changed to Gerrymander. The cartoon thereafter frequently appeared In a “broadside." A _h__A_ -I. The NIH" “ “And are 2m All‘uuuuâ€"J â€", , . while the term became one of reproach. Doooy Poriooopu. Such thine! ex!!! as decoy perhcopea ~|hort Ruth: of pipe held upright on I not: ind looktng exactly like the real pen-cope. The submarine sets them ldrlft to: you to andâ€"oometlmea scat- ten ”V811 Of them. When one is lighted you cannot stop to condder whether the little object dancluonmeoeo haltnmneorso dhnnt doc or does not menn'250 pound! of high explosive coming might fit you. Maybe you will see an moplme maneuvering over it in a ”Then the real submarine slink: up on the other side of the ship and with the [win rush of its torpedo another lea my in enactedâ€"Munch Tit- Bin. Porformlng i Duty. Mr. Cheats told this one-not on him- oelf: An American called at the once of the American ambassador in Lon- don. with his wife and baggage. “When did you arrive?" was the first question. “Just arrived." was the answer. “Hue you been tuyvour hotel?" was mower question pun. "N0." came [bu prompt answer. Then the ordinary ,quesnon was put Whlm. as to every visitor of that kind and which we put at the end of an in~ 1en‘iew. “Well. what can 1 do for You?" “You can do nnmfug for me.” come the reply. “I merely came here no see Whether my nmhugsudor was In his Dhm"-Dem'er Post. “That, my son. In politics or state- craft. 18 the same thing 35 a pinch hitter delivering the goods in the last half of the ninth mnlng of a baseball time. with runners on second and third and the score 2 to l m favor of ‘he other team."â€"luchmond TimeO-Db- “tel “Oh. pop." “We“. get Md uf 1t-get rid of it." “What does this history I have been reading menu by n 'roop detat'?" Promoted. “Mn Numb. X understand your hm- hm 1.0 one of the stewards of the l‘lctng luodnunn." “Look hem \nung man. my husband 3“? “D cooklu' wars ago and I‘d rather you wuuMn‘ I refer to It."â€" Buf- hh Elm "Has‘m \\ - 1 wine of ‘Suro. I mu .w 1111 me no jokes I could a: 1*! now she W! of the Automohr u- a} ‘â€"\\ 113th A Sneaky Mun. 5“- Kay SW Sneaky sort of man? What do run moan. sir? Witnessâ€" W““- 80?. he‘- the son of man that'll “9“" look 5‘9 urnlzht m the face unm 3’" back’s “mm! â€" Kansas City Times . berth THE GERRYMANDER. ms mascara. imbt ruuutered that easily. en-r know. sir. I might be ’ul. Luok what u splendid ex. I‘ve hm] in “de111; up com- .Pmladclphm Ledger. Wen: Stuart. who h; best rememâ€" hls portraits of Washington. a cartmum. and R was be. m James Melvin Lee. in Car- Historical Parallels. . ougoon Made the Po- Trlck Notoriout. Iming hon» three time: (1 Us uur busim-ss when _:-~ duwn )‘nu coolly so. 1.11m. poor, en't-te old 1th use ure you to us? an rrlucmntly ndmlttal mosw‘Qrâ€"(‘ompnmes Appreciuion. , u" ,- :1 some of was the first Lieu-d w Am Wm Anna-Pint cla- help received to: ell homehold poeitlou. Em ployment of all kinds 10: women and girls. Mn. ‘1‘.de 315 E. Pn‘k Ave. nee: Linden. Tel. 868 R. tl Warmâ€"All kinda 03‘!v female help; Americux and forelng 3(qu to 810‘ a week. Also first clue help fuminhed on short notice. Apply 6255. 5.5!. John: Ave, telephone 263. Mrs. J. M. Douala: W Fox Rmâ€"s-room cottnge. 'fumkbed for summer month; Address ‘90 W. Central Ave. Tel. 392. 18 pd FOR RENT-Groom house Ind bum n 433 W. Deerfield Ave. Tel. 709W. :1 FOR Runâ€"Modem aptumenu o! 4 (‘6 6 rooms. with or Without fumishinp. In- quire of H. Palmer, cor. St. Johns Ave. and Moraine Rd. Tel. 776M. :1 FOR Rmâ€"G-rooms and bath. hard- wood floora. oak md maple finish. 2 porches. 2 block; from anim'a depot. $50.00 per month. F. A. Tucker. Tel. 57‘. 1 FOR RENTâ€"Imam house. page [me enough tor four machine; Addres- ‘ Jame: Duffy. :1 FOR Rm-9-room house with all mM'm immovemenu. b acre; fine fruit FOR Rm-9-room house with all modern: rovements, Q acre; fine fruit trees. etc. t side: also severe] houses and cottages for rent. Apply 124 S. First St. Tel. 23. J. M. Donsing. 11 \ F03 Rmâ€"Salety deposit boxes snd vault spec for storage of trunks. etc. st the Erskine Bank. :1 F0: Runâ€"Steam bested spsnment. 6 roomssnd bath; twoextrs rooms ‘ll de- sired. 47 St. Johns Ave. phones 49 and um I: P [In-kin; ‘ (f 199. F. P Hawkins. Foa Sunâ€"Twin cylinder Harley David- aon motorcycle. TeL 757-W. 17 pd FOR Sam-Comfortable 5-room cottage in good condition. niee lot with trees. shrubs and garden. Small payment down and balance to unit purchaser. Make an offer. Addreee N. A. Aldridge. Erakine Bank Bldg. Tel. 345. ti pd FOR SAuâ€"Choice lot. 100 feet from- age. near Vine Ave. station. Highland Park. $20.00 per foot; aewer and water paid. Addreaathe Highland Park Preea or F. S. Amick. 534 Leamington Ave, Chicago. tf pd FOR 3AL3â€"Choice 50-h. Iota in our new subdivision along Waukegan Ave.. nonh of Vine Ave. Price $300 and upwards; terma850 or more; cash balance. payments. 0. A. Lewis Lo. Room 218 Reaper Block. Clark and Washington Sm or 2156 Milwaukee Ave.. Chicago. It Fon SALB-Beautiful new Stoom bun- galow at 25 Onwcntsia Ave. large rooms. decorated throughout; fine bathroom. cement cellar. furnace beat. hot and cold water connections; white enameled plumbing fixtures; late-t ekctn'c light fixtures; shade! end «green? {or I" win- Foa Sawâ€"A choice assortment of car- riages; will sell very reasonable. Address Carleton Moseley, 626 Prospect Ave. Tel. 19. tl FOR Slimâ€"Riding and driving Indian pony; perfectly gentle. Will sell only for use in private family. Will aell ponv. cartand harness. Reasonable price. . Lawrence Mills, Jr.. 602 St. Johns Place. Tel. 296. tf FOR SALBâ€"-Pair of pedigreed Russian Wolf hounds (Borzoi). Reasonable price. A. Lawrence Mills, Jr., m2 St. Johns Place. Tel. 296. tl FOR SALEâ€"Pool mom and cigar gore, including all fixtures; good location. Tel. Lake Forest 384. 16-19 pd FOR SALEâ€"l offer my canine team, station wagon. harness. blankets. etc. at a bargain to purchaser who will give horses 3 good home and care. 0. H. 'Mor- gan, 238 N. Sheridan Rd. 17 FOR SALEâ€"Cabbage and tomato plants, cheap. Emil Johnson. 2! 5. Second St. Tel. 721-W. ’ _ 17 FORâ€"éALEâ€"Saddle and driving min, 1 70;] buggy and harness. fancy registercdtar- 1 Tow neck and White Dutchess Homer pi‘eona. i A" J. L. Gibson, 220 N. Second St. Tel. 968. (f . Posmou “Imagoâ€"By married couple, to do work for private family; to chil- dren; wife general homework 3nd cookâ€" ing, man as all around. Addres- Stephen - -~ m--â€"«-=- A..- ‘l-Nahlnnd Béme. 146 Onwenwa nycq my...” Park. Tel. 836]. rs pd SITUATION WW3; yourgkl 16 years old to take care of children. Tel. Waukegan 1299-R. ‘ 17-18 POSITION Wynnâ€"As child's“ nut-u: hospital twining. h willing to “:0 hit): family for summer. Tel. H. P. ' 189d Srrumou Wmâ€"A rdhbh cook reference.» 135 Rosewood Ave. Tel. 1‘ all "Mlur v1 Wr"* ' ts ed. "fined lady. M95" “ “m“ 5.].fy”.m.'”k¢ mum none. 18 Free after AW “1"- Addie” P’ 0‘ B“ 64 pd ”Xv- shaped. and chain on Monday. some where on Highland Park Club 12mm courts or bemeen the courh'and St johns Ave. on Central. Finder place re- turn to 340 Pfocpect Ave. and receive re yard. Tel. H. P. 19!. ' 13 smunou wmgn FOR RENT FOR SALE fort: tick?" WANnDâ€"A competent home nights. Tel. H. P. “I Wurnmâ€"A you girl to am in: general homework e1. H. P. 951 is: WANmâ€"Rdiable laundrees for steady : work permanemlv. Address S. Green Bu ~ Rd. Tel. H. P. 272. 18‘; TtrmRiNG desired during the summer months in high school 1nd grnmmu school nubjectnz Latin. English and Ger- man a upecialty. Mia B Louise Noyes. Box 696 Highland Park. Phone 643. 17-19 Farm Hand- Fm ~Free of charge to lumen. help my ing own train fares. We supply single farm hands, dairy hind! Ind muried couple thoroughly experienced. Diamond Farm Hand Agency, 32 So. Canal St., 2nd floor. Chicago. R. Dinmond. Phone Mam 507‘. t! Turonmc. MATHEMATICS â€"Telephone MR. Geo. G. Taylor of Deerfield Shields Township High School. 228 E. Central "" ti Cam “73.10 â€"â€"A beautiful Belle Isle Special canoe. splendid condition; in canvu cover. in: two paddles. alto two lite preserve". Will sell {or $210). See Ralph Purine. W. Park Ave. Tel. TEX-M. 18 pd â€"P0|'W.1 MISCELLANEOUS. an! WANTED etc. PARK m The new 43 is extraordinarily distinctive. The body shows great originality. The lines are strikingly low, very mudi in vogue. Ample concessions have been made to the demand for comfort. Body sides are high. seats deep,cushions soft. As for It:7 roomâ€"â€" there is more than enough. Everywhere is comfort; everywhere style. smartness. Everything about the car Cum- pels admirationfiolid cast aluminum run- ning boards and toe board. long and buoyant springs. clear. live hickory wheels in natural finish. interior woodwork charmingly ab rmctive. The engine is of the Oldsmobile valvoin- head type. responsive‘ economical, accessible â€"â€"known to deliver ten to fifteen per cent more power than either the If or Tâ€"head LANSING. MICHIGAN MM m I“ I” OLDS MOTOR WORKS Tel. 27 and 36 nun: to 18 Quite out of the 0rd This Model 43 Old obile I I ~ 1 i I ; Th6 CFook‘n Hunk. ”Como. hurry up?" um the nomad band of I dock to I):- minuu hand. "You'll never so! "on“ m time If you don't. M how tut I‘m going." mn- unoed me {my mu. muultor u H MUG-d MP6 on It] ”VOL "Come. hurry up.” um the minute hand to the hnur hunt. umâ€"rly 0mm- . ou- ol being IddM by the second =hlnd. “I! yuu don't be quick you'll never be tn u the "wh- o! L" "Wen. thn'o Jun that our young ‘ Mend them Imp lawn twins: to you.” At this point the dork polled forth the hour In the hour band munnuvd: "Yuu IN. “‘61? In “me. not one of us behind. You mke my ndHr‘e. do your owu Work in your own way and late omen nlonof' let-had wu once very near to no‘ icommx I part of tho Brill-h unplrt } iCnlnhthed until the middle of the: ninth century. n mu an! discovered; tby u mue company 0! mm moan} I who had fled their own [And to my. ‘ it!» nun- of the pun]: NW 5m bum them-eke. I homo In tho [now had. nnd ”gummy intended to Mot-ILâ€"Mlnd your own hadn‘â€" Phlhdelphln I’M-u my vb”, Iflor I fl" Y-“ CM Non-non Ibo dlncovd'ed lcduld. Ind mmmuammuna. lot. my scotch Ind 1m Dunn-anti. bov- ovur. tou'nd their 7:! to Icon-d In hbr u..â€" m In man: on H W“. mammal Inc’- Aawdm mam ham-duds of and“ Boo. N «1000,0110 plain of tum I My Into the (-11”. Had the Ban-u be. an" (but "(at nlvnyv no. to In own level that huge cm a. Inch- meaty foot high nod m h" bun bum. lad-0d and Inland. wu once for! I)" w HIGHLAND PARK, type of c< us! I closed wit an most nearly :1 anlOfl. The car In st suming nds and M I like horse. Most J the guaranteed car shows a milc: per gang1 Price $1095 Features 3 T150 Pre :e yourself for the 4th and' 5th 0 H by ordering a case of 3 Highla. L" ‘ lub Beverages. You cang get it W your grocerâ€" High 3:35 West Elm Place “~33 Au. mau- uggestion 1| . factory. .dd to your comfort cement. All valvec, en- ivc silencer. pmducc the n of all valve-in-hcad of superfluous tire-con- rcig ht. It I: lean. lithe cfully conditioned race 1 gei considerably over Igc on caningt. And the {e average of 17 to 22 xfiul In In um Chlil’. Park 17 I go incite; 71:" an Rm ‘1 (Llflwfv an a! IA! uuu uh Am wk] for 0141'“! all ”(A ()1de flrfn. u- sual fiflu- ”an. Ad g; ’0 (ml of (Al/m Law Mn [Mali/v “(bar/d1], .’S TIN SHOP Am ”r! at Mt th Ford 216 Highland Park: lit