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rement M A Y ON These are the days it pays to be a flyâ€"byâ€"night. For, if you‘re seen in { the daytimeâ€"Swat!!! Rest in Peace! Orâ€"Pieces! + The last moments on earth for a sardine are certainly crowded. "Listen to music with your eyes shut and you‘ll enjoy it a lot more"â€" we‘re informed. But don‘t snore! Upâ€"toâ€"theâ€"minute folks â€" certainly give landlords a lot of worry. They move with the times. Put Salt on Its Tail? ' Doctors tell us to "keep swatting the fly." Yes, but what can a person do if there‘s one perched right on top of a nice, juicy, lemonâ€"cream pi¢? Every knock is a boostâ€"as long as it‘s not done on your head by a playâ€" ful wife wielding a fryingâ€"pan. Butâ€"â€"He‘s Not So|\ Dumb \ An absentâ€"minded mas is one who goes to church and mis the colâ€" lection plate for a fingerâ€"bowl. "When a ‘man stands out in the crowd‘â€"as they sayâ€"the chances are he‘s so fat he can‘t see his feet." *Many a friend I‘ve ‘found wanting‘ â€"& five or a ten until next pay day." Mister U. Tellem Says: . "The only thing that can be exâ€" ecused for losing its headâ€"is & pin." . "There‘s many a safety pin ‘twixt a bachelor‘s shirt and his skin." SCREENS REPAIRED, FLOORS WAXED EAVESâ€"TROUGHS CLEANED WINDOWS CLEANED Phone Us for a MONTHLY rate on your LAWNS Highland, Park 1511 \M. E. Faust HIGHLAND PARK WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE fitlloonzukeduwlut the qualiâ€" fications for a modern motorist are and, having had close contact with one or two, we would say: s 20 miles an hourâ€"Dumb. 40 miles an hourâ€"Fair. 60 miles an hourâ€"Improving. s 80 miles an hourâ€"Knows his stuff. THURSDAY, MAY 27, 1926 Smilin‘ Charlie Says sEND YOUR DRY CLEANING, RUGS AND DRAPERIES TO THE RELIABLE LAUNDRY. DRY CLEANERS AS WELL AS LAUNDERERS. JAMES LLOYD Famous Last Lines x "Let‘s call it a night and go home! PLOWING, GRADING, MAKâ€" ING LAWNS & DRIVEWAYS SHRUBS In the ;..wm 1dâ€" n ppers‘ wor It‘s a Girl s Who won‘t pet: In the motorists‘ worldâ€" Jt means e Swear and sweat! is all aglow: with sunâ€" shine ‘and flowers that th old look back at what "Its when th world Chuckle Column Tel. H. P. 756â€"W Sirnand P a n MANURE BLACK DIRT 65, Highland Park doâ€"â€"* 499 Year by year the American living rom is growing larger und larger, unâ€" til eventually it bids fair to approach the dimensions of a baronial hall. Such was the message Dudley Crafts Watson delivered on the topic of "The Living Room," which he gave to a full house in Fullerton hall, Art Instiâ€" tute, recently. . And that‘s the way it should be, said the speaker. He would rather have one large living room in his home and a few other rooms small, than aâ€"large number of rooms all cut up into little cubby holes. Bedrooms Smaller > :. Bedrooms are growing smaller and smaller, but closets are a necessity and it is well to have a closet each for father and mother, for it will save a lot of trouble. ~And the American kitchen is growing smaller and smallâ€" er and that also is as it should be, for the present day housewife has to Bedroom and Kitchen Smaller, o erert in Adar® 0 lnter'i:.:n TENDENCY MODERN HOME LIVING ROOM IS : « GROWING LARGER LAKE GENEY! ay:"® .Qlllt ©conomowoC NASHOTAH LAKES NEHMABIN LAKES ‘. SILVER LAKE DELAFIELD WAUKESHA BEACH NAGAWICKA LAKE PEWAUKEE LAKE . Chicago North Shore & Milwaukee Railroad Company The highâ€"speed electricallyâ€"operated railroad . Telephone 140 _ Highland Park Ticket Office 4 Lake Geneva, Twin Lakes, * Powers Lake: Take North Shore Line trains to Kenosha; comfortable North Shore Line Motor Coaches operate from there, on regular schedule, to these points. Through tickets, Elkhart Cedar Lake, CrystalLake, SUBURBS 10 Sbeboyg:.kef’m Washing?(;m Take 2xz North Shore Line to Milwaukee; connecâ€" 4 tions at door of our Milwaukee terminal with Milwaukee Northern trains for these + points. Through tickets, } f Michigan pointsâ€"Ludington, Manistee, ; 20 Hamlin Lake, Portage Lake, Onekema: lCAc §ake North nil‘:‘ore Line to Milwaukee; Pere / y arquette t steamer from there;_arrlve ‘ & Thro: tickets. 11 northbound un-:l Michigan next morning. ugh statipna on % 3 Oconomowoc, Nashotah ¢ * Lakes, Nehmabin Lakes, 5 Antioch, Channel Lake, Silver Lake, Delafield, Waukeâ€" * Loon Lake, Lake Villa, sha Beach, Nagawicka Lake, _ Grays Lake, Volo, Fox Lake â€" Pewaukee Lake: ‘Take North _ Resorts McHenry: TakeNorth Shore Line to Milwaukeeâ€"step I s Waukegan: into T. M. E. R. & L. trains at | ShoreLinge trains to Waukegan; door of our Milwaukee terâ€" North Shore Line Motor mina thesepoints. Through Coaches from there on regular m&f" T schedule to these points. L. suON Exmm“ Extra rail and motor coach serâ€" Sunday and Monday, to meet the of those travelâ€" m%:hrtodemm' tion. For schedules, fares and other tion, inquire at ticket office, or at Traffic Dept., EW.Momg:Chiago.pboneRandolthm WHERE TO GO AND HOW TO GET THERE 2}/, Day Holiday» Libertyville, : Mundelein: 6’ North Shore Line to Lake Bluff where connections are ertyvilleâ€" Mundelein division. 5 Antioch, Channel Lake, * Loon Lake, Lake Villa, Grays Lake, Volo, Fox Lake Resorts, McHenry: TakeNorth Shore Line trains to Waukegan; North Shore Line Motor Coaches from there on regular schedule to these points. Through tickets. ~The old fashioned hallâ€"tree has‘ gone the way of discarded reliecs of the pact. In its place should be a chest about as high as a chair into which rubbers and umbrellas may be placed on shelves within the chest. Wraps may be placed on top or on chairs, or in the guest rooms. filflrepllce, to get the best results, should be in a corner of the room The front hall should be a. thing ‘of cheerfulness, preferably with a red tile floor. But by all means, said the speaker, do not have a mirror in the hall facing a guest as he enters.. Mirâ€" rors are all right, but they should be placed so that the guest may look inâ€" to them as he leaves. Do not hang pictures of landscapes in the hall, for the guest has just â€"come in from a landscape and naturally does not want to see another. <But hang a picâ€" ture of flowers or stillâ€"life or tapestry â€"â€"something colorful and cheerful, _ |AKE spend only about oneâ€"sixteenth part of her time in the kitchen that her grandmother spent there. The drawâ€" ingâ€"room has disappearedâ€" altogether and with the old fashioned sittingâ€" room has been merged into the presâ€" ent day living room, which is quite proper, for the drawingâ€"room was only an artificial makeshift at the best. THE HIGHLAND PARK PRESS, HIGHLAND PARK, ILLINOIS LAKE BLUFF Fw"i "‘ esattisas"" |MbsSâ€" to .‘% ] | Lupincton MANISTEE HAMLIN LAKE \ PORTAGE LAKE ONEKEMA WAUKEGAN PORT WASHINGTON faag n KENOSHA NORTH SHORE HICAGO 1i" C Pac yuges) Now that all of the war debts are arranged all that we Have to do is to get the money, © A condor has laid an egg worth $750 at the Washington Zoo. Here is another tip for the poor farmer. Why not take to raising condors? . whnwo'mhutmyndhutoafl parts. (The Russians: always place thdrflrepheuinthfamyqdyon will find that the American Hopi Inâ€" dians do the same. Do not have your large pieces of furniture set against the walls, but arrange them so that the living room may be broken up inâ€" to several units, with an easy chair and a lamp for each member of the family. . You will find, then, that they will always stay at home, _ North Shore Gas Company The Highland Park Hospital | Main Entranceâ€"Homewood Avenue, two blocks west of Green Bay . . Telephone ..1 Bright, airy rooms, upâ€"toâ€"date equipment. Painstaking nurses and attendantsâ€"Moderate charges. f The Highland Park Hospital is essentially a Highland Park tution. : The funds for i{f erectionâ€"and maintenance have b supplied almost entirely by our own citizens. â€"It is your and well worthy of your support. $ The Highland Park Hospital Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday Eveidtga | till 9 o‘clock bagit TELEPHONE HIGHLAND PARK 194 Highland Park 2550â€"2551 Visiting Hours Daily 2 p. m. to 4 p. m. â€" 7 p. m. to 8 p. m. EK. , Libertyville, Report ofl::l?flp::‘mlmpceynmfl. Isabelle Whigam, Libertyville. Peâ€" tition for probate of will filed and set for hearing May 81. Wenzel J. Dictz, Town of Fremont. Petition for probate of will filed and set for hearing May 31. . » . Edward Durkin, etâ€"al, minors, W kegan. Inventory approved. _ o mnas Brownlee, North Chicago. Letters of administration issued to Mary E. Sullivan. Recent proceedings in Probate court are reported as follows: ~ “‘ LATE PROCEBDIN%GE .___«~~ JIN PROBATE COURT Isarc Goldberg, F.nu , Fees of attorneys nmm ouirelege po Ao wnmmnee meogng o‘;_ fuiing n c ie . invantery supijres sech * al, ming flcun.cm,?iirmnl ventory approved. | Oe t 2 "aeaaed Afticch. Inveatery George B. Rosing, Lake, ventory and bill proved., I Smith Sayes, Forest. ing on claims of ta‘!'m* al continued to May $7. . rening and" sppraement Wl proved. j PAGE FIVE IZ 1 t