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from his vocabulary. "This type of evangelEt invnriably has stomach trouble. I have never known one excepuon. He starts each meal with ill. and ends it with a tablet whi h he sum into his beaith cotree. " exptains that the first is to wake up his liver, ,vhire' the other contains vitamin a mt is it b?) which is so eserttial to brain-work- as. He demands my of the well- known sawdust concoctions for but fast. and requires especially prepar- ed and especially served deticacies; Mrs. Grim ahwhes certain evange‘ lists, but of the bruustusr-brearhing preacher she say», Long-Tailed [on-Ion.“- "When le evangelist oi the second part arrITes “1' are no! >urpnmi to now that he wears a Iwug~tmled coun- tenance as writ as a long-sailed mt. We observe that 'wrath' and Neo- geance’ and "hell' are household arordg with him. while ‘ich' and ‘menty' and 'heaven' arm (u have been dropped from his vocabulary. not only must his eggs be gently cod- died, but his tacste and sionunh as well. “mum ; 9 mamrm Gives I Few Mints "The first evening at dinner our godly guest announces: ‘My physician says I may eat all of the tee cream I wish-it won't harm me. My phy- sician also prescribes a light lunch after service. say hot chocolate or junket. or a pint of pasteurized milk. slowly sipped, as sedatives for - ied nerves.’ Evarutist, tho preach of the mu- to war we ottea atrticted with stomach :muble, " the amnion " In. Myrtle Russ Grim. . mirtister.'ss wife who has entertained may of them. Mrs. Grim. whose husband is a Methodist minister of Gladstone, Oregon, writes on "The Evangelist of the Second Part" ut the Mirth SCribner's Alumina "John politely grunts 'mahah.' while I echo ‘wearied oerves,' and the meal proceeds. "We soon note. with apprehension, that the evangelist of the second part delitrhteth not in the plebeian baron, tsgtd that he taken: no pleasure in the humble spud. bat rather his soul crieth out after yellomleggcd spring~ ers in f'Wutry And fresh tomatoes Along Ibout Christmas" IIN ISTEI'S WIFE nuns . . . I mu, u. , u. - “Nu... My 'tie In!!!“ I. “I m manufacturer and dairy farmer, has T Ir TB-r$rrtrt" 'Net-a- WW the 25;). Anniversary Scribes‘ M-ime 'of his career as an actor“: tMti For m the story of his lite in the American Magnum, -.--_ “AR you wring to keep on with Evantri,st, "ho preach of the yum “age an??? he was asked. nth In mm» nun. aft...- "Ti-r..., -irh SUP”... he rvplted. "i tret Coo much ain really should have iguond m the one which asked for soviet rm- nition. _ Great Britain has ignored the lat, est Russian note. but the note Brit- . ‘WA‘WM ”WP-ll“ It's Time to Retire Wellavebuiltupour buineuwith Steffen’s Auto Supply Fisk Ti “If I an tt too old to card ammmi an the stage. I dull move up : my I: ndel (arm at Newport, N, H.. “her. I have a herd of pedigr ed Ems. I claim thvy're the only laughing ours in the world. With their kind assistance, l furnish cer- tified milk for all the youngsln< m tuvml including my own two, t have a weakttess for New Hampshire. be- ‘anse it was there, during I lung Sim of sickness. that I learned my n! rate of life. -'Accept the lemons that fate gives you and open up a lemonade stand!' " If you think history repeats itself, just wait and see if there's ever uh other SesquicentenuiaL- San Pam cisco Chrotticie. for sheet metal work to be done? 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Tm§Cm hrt.ortedaauD.tmeatie WALLPAPERS Moran Brothers I out of cheering 4tshness, to give up be more dig-"mat DECORA TING PAINTING INSTALL THIS EASTER n business man. But I'm nut wax way, I take my work seri~ but not myself. I once knew Jr who had I tur coat. He took uriml} it bit him. I don't want like that. - Tel. Graceland 6112 "' North First Street HAVE YOU PLANS CHICAGO u4NIN- I get too much folks up with Maybe I ought new that I'm billion dam-n. eh! Lite ain't it!" The lam-st Woman policy hold, rr is Mrs. Home Nelcher Newbury. trtcie, of the Netcher estate and ulna a: the Rustin store in Chica, gu, "ho (anus $3,“00.000 in business and inhentum-ux coverage. An- other Chicago mama-'2. Mrs. Eveiyn Maniac." Field. " insured for $2,000.» ('00. (Doria Summon carries 82.00%- mw, uhiie ?iorma Tulmldge has ti,- 351000. Louise Lathrop. realestate .prnm-r of Daron. is insured for sst.rtoo,0tbtt, and the same anon-t 1p- plies to Mrs, Henry Yieser of Cin- Thetotai-gstattigei-raaree "owusfoeeeiatheU.itodStatea A further opportunity till to " fered to the :ame “I; when he hams that a goodly proportion of this richly biliiun is held by women. cinnuti, daughter of the late h Fieirhmann: Mrs. Ida Pabst of Pabst Corporation of Chem: l iiTueri lead: "aGaiTiria.ri; Iii. 'rmgt-Lahrlr'PaMl-lmt.taargtPa=.ttaat- paralion of Chicago; Mars) and such a perfeethude." Mass Meetings of the late Julius Time For A Change THURSDAY, APRIL 7 "It TUESDAY, APRIL 12 At Lincoln School MONDAY, APRIL 11 spired pact "icmaualiat" into be! static appreciation M has led to the triumph of the Ami-an hud- scape-painter in the not without an addition-l sigau'tieassee," writes Hur- Fey M. Watts in the April ticrite ner's alanine; " in that it has equally mapiud the American artful met, who in developing an "thum- ture suned to the climate and the urnacular of the scenic background hac, also surpassed any eoatemporary Him! m the tine of architecture in Eurqwan enumries. That with what- mrr amrnmies of a hizi: riviraatiun, "wiuriicur s; iendid "admin-5. we have let trut" uunre trees speak their own (new: language is the mam why the [Manly " the munzryside in and an! alum: our mat centers of pop- LIml..n. thut nuke this ellipse trt' notable. reaches such a sitmiticanee “ERIC“ WHY Green Bay Road and Lincoln Ave. , 8:00 p. m. At Ridge School .. Ridge Road South of Deerfield Rd. At Ravinia School Dean Avenue 8:00 p. m. edittrtrtgso “610006“ 8:00 p. m. Asphalt, Torvh Paving; Grading Contractor All Kinds of Landscipe Work . Tennis Courts - New and Rearmed! 439 washington Oink I Lake Forest, ni. Telephone 1589 mark-i CW8. WLLL...KRUMBACH, (that Pork iikuCss'rt?7aFi 4.... its. 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